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NYSC › Re: Don't Transport Corpers From 6pm - FRSC Boss To Drivers by risos(m): 11:14am On Dec 11, 2019
Corps member don turn to exhibit after 6pm. Drivers how do u copy....

Police: wetin u carry?
Driver: nothing o
Police: Wetin dey
Driver: Na now I just dey enter road
Police: Carry ur motor comot 4 here
Police: (sees corps member)....hey common park before I shoot u. U are a criminal, no b exhibit coppa b dis.u r under arrest, intact everybody wey dey this motor na kidnapper...
Politics › Re: Lawan Wants State Of Emergency Declared In Power Sector by risos(m): 8:23am On Dec 10, 2019
Power is one of the key requirements for societal advancement. No power no development in this modern world.
Travel › Re: Roads In Dubai Vs Roads In Nigeria (Photos) by risos(m): 8:56pm On Dec 09, 2019
W
Christianity Etc › Re: SHOCKER: The SCAM In Christ Embassy Church by risos(m): 1:03pm On Dec 09, 2019
grin
Politics › Re: Court sentences Orji Kalu to 12 years in Jail, FG to take over SLOK by risos(m): 12:41pm On Dec 05, 2019
If to say naija na China ...hmm
Travel › Re: 524 Roads And Bridges That Buhari Is Constructing In Nigeria (see The List) by risos(m): 7:01pm On Dec 04, 2019
Still waiting for the rest of the roads on the list, the roads listed here are not up to 100
Sports › Re: Man Laid To Rest With Bet9ja Coupons That Caused His Death(Graphic Photo) by risos(m): 9:39am On Nov 29, 2019
wait first
Politics › Re: Umahi Appoints 513 Additional Aides by risos(m): 3:01pm On Nov 28, 2019
I'm not sure the presidents of the united states has up to half of this number. Watching for administrative results.
Politics › Re: U.S Congress Writes To Nigeria On The Detention Of Sowore (Photo) by risos(m): 8:36am On Nov 28, 2019
fernandoc:
Now you expect people to take this country serious. If you are living in Nigeria you’re in serious trouble maybe you don’t know. You will know when you find yourself in a situation where you expect due process to take its place, then you will understand that an animal in saner climes has a more secure future and dignity than you living in Nigeria.
You will understand that you have no right.
Then you will know how really f&&ked it is being a Nigerian at this time.
u know as e dey be, man wey strong matter done touch before
Politics › Re: Army Frees 978 Detained Boko Haram Suspects by risos(m): 8:32am On Nov 28, 2019
If they really are innocent they do not need rehabilitation, they need to sue those responsible for their detention, their state government need to question the detention of their state citizens.

Rehabilitation contract loading
Politics › Re: ECOWAS Parliament Backs Nigeria’s Border Closure by risos(m): 8:17am On Nov 28, 2019
He disputed comments made by some African countries who were bent on convincing Nigeria to change its stand. “In ECOWAS, we represent our people, not our presidents, this is a parliament of the people,”


So the presidents don't represent the people, AFRIKA
Politics › Re: JUST IN: Groups Protest Hate Speech Bill, Sowore’s Release (photos) by risos(m): 11:17am On Nov 27, 2019
So una come dey block road, I no understand una wan promote hate speech or what?
Politics › Re: Social Media Bill: Protests To Rock National Assembly by risos(m): 11:13am On Nov 27, 2019
DSS warm up
Christianity Etc › Re: Lagos To Register Places Of Worship ‘To Ensure Sanity’ by risos(m): 11:12am On Nov 27, 2019
Pls do, if your place of worship no get toilet, no get water, no get building approval, dey cause only noise pollution and unnecessary traffic jam make dem shut down the rubbish
Politics › Re: Buhari Wearing Bottega Venta Shoes (Photos) by risos(m): 11:12am On Nov 27, 2019
Presido, u for rock jeans 4 us na
Travel › Re: Faulty Traffic Light In Abuja Gives Confusing Signals (Video) by risos(m): 11:10am On Nov 27, 2019
Nailarand:
Hmmm..


Meanwhile
The funny part is when they have to import prisoners so prison workers can keep their job. Netherland we want to export some kwarrupt politicians to you guys.
Crime › Re: Lady Stabs Lover To Death With Fork After She Finds Another Lady With Him by risos(m): 7:57pm On Nov 26, 2019
Use fork fork im life down
Crime › Re: Lady Stabs Lover To Death With Fork After She Finds Another Lady With Him by risos(m): 7:56pm On Nov 26, 2019
Use fork fork I'm life down
Crime › Re: You Will Be Arrested If Caught Using Fireworks – Police Warn by risos(m): 6:08pm On Nov 26, 2019
It developed climes fireworks are integral part of celebration.
Crime › Re: Policemen Prevent A Man From Jumping Into Lagos Lagoon by risos(m): 12:52pm On Nov 25, 2019
Oya check ya akkant.
Come bail ya self
B4 u die

Officer na wetin I do?

U are unda harrest for attempted during.


Police he yaf saf u, u cee
Politics › Re: Jonathan, Lyon Celebrate With A Bottle Of Red Label (Photo) by risos(m): 6:55pm On Nov 24, 2019
mexioni:
That is black label not red label
Na blackka b dat, a toast to security and development.
Politics › Re: David Lyon's Speech And English Got People Talking (Video) by risos(m): 12:21pm On Nov 22, 2019
Security and development DAT na d koko, David understand wetin every body need
Family › Re: I Hate My Life And Wants To Die. by risos(m): 1:03pm On Nov 16, 2019
Anyway we'll all join u in death later on in the future, but can you tell us in order of importance three reason why you have decided to die tomorrow.
Celebrities › Re: Mayorkun Warns Falz To Beware Of SARS Over His New Look by risos(m): 12:03pm On Nov 14, 2019
SARS go respect this one, Nice one
Health › Re: What Is This New Sickness In Town That Causes Severe Itching by risos(m): 7:33am On Nov 13, 2019
It is called Osweetie, the more you scratch the sweeter it becomes. Pls Enjoy
Career › Re: FRSC Officials Safeguard Nigerian-Norwegian Man's Money, Items by risos(m): 9:42am On Nov 08, 2019
Ok but their office no dey represent. Na Nigerian government approve that building, oh my. After CCDA go dey make bad for people house anyhow.
Education › Re: Python Killed In Hostel At The Federal University Otuoke, Bayelsa by risos(m): 12:40am On Nov 08, 2019
If una dey kill snake like this, Python fit go extinct o.
Politics › Re: Bamidele Salam Challenges Fashola To 90-Day Road Travel Tour by risos(m): 5:21pm On Nov 07, 2019
Over to you sir, it will be a great way to do on the spot assessment.
Personally I think there is another Nigeria in Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Our Roads Are Not As Bad As They Are Portrayed - Fashola by risos(m): 8:22am On Nov 07, 2019
Does this man reside in Nigeria? Abi una wan lie for persin head again
Politics › Re: Ganduje Launches Free School Feeding For Primary School Pupils by risos(m): 3:41pm On Nov 05, 2019
So security men no go chop the rice, must u put ur pishure 4 the plate, wetin sef?
Food › Re: Lady Saw Wall Gecko In Her Zobo Drink After Drinking (Photos) by risos(m): 12:03pm On Nov 05, 2019
And the gecko still dey alive after u drink the sobo. E be like say this thing dey live for ya belle b4 e jump enter the bottle

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