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At MAKEDA pls I am really having dis problem and I dnt Knw wat 2 do. I have a sensitive skin and I want u 2 pls help me confirm from your doc. If I can try it cos I av used a lot of creams bt getting worst and instead of it healing , it is leaving back sun burn on my face. Pls dear I need u 2 helpppppppppp me

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i can't stop eating rice cos e no taya me. And garri becos i love it so much ccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

well, for the greater good at times it necessary to break off. A month ago i just broke out of a good relationship though i enjoyed every moment but some inevitable issues de barred me!

my friend says that if she was a guy she would go to heaven

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what a day! Ladies are just too the same, you just can't seem to understand them when you are around them. Am I Wrong?

A friend of mine walks up to me on a very busy evening, a girlfriend for that matter, She walks into my laboratory and looks a little bit upset, I, seeing that shower loads of kisses on her just to make her feel okay but she just keeps looking much more upset and upset, My God OVER WHAT?!
I then tried to be a good boy to ask what the problem is and she says NOTHING WRONG! For God sakes I saw her face and I knew that something was wrong somewhere. I tried to pet her more then she started to tell me that she wanted to leave immediately. This is someone that some two hours ago was so happy that she would come to say hi to me. Alright I don't seem to get what is going on right now but I know it's not good enough so I ask for my offence, still nothing wrong, then i say that i'm sorry for whatever I've done. She just got up and left my lab.
Q. What was my offence ladies?
Q2. Was i rude in any way?

A young boy once asked his mum if he was downloaded?""""" and his mother also replied that he was not only donwloaded but he was also a SHAREWARE!

abeg i wan check my pre degree result for akungba but the thing dey ask me for reg. num. i no do jamb asper pre degree levels. How do i check. Someone pls help!

please i registered for 2008/2009 pre degree at akungba university and now it is over and i want to check my result but it keeps asking for registration number. Please help me as i did not take ume with it as it wasn't compulsory. If you have a better idea pls fill me in. Thanks nairalanders.

We are always ready to adhere to any thing those "Followers in Disguise" even if they lead us into the canal we will happily join the train and contribute our own quota of MUMU LOYALTY.

We are really the happiest people in the world
Complain today to Shut up Tomorrow

Well we are reall the happiest people on the planet.
We complain today to Shut our mouths tomorrow.

I just came back from work and i just heard of someone who was almost kidnapped by okada rider via frsc.carashelement.okada. Unfortunately for the okada guy the passenger was much informed about that kind of efeezi (he had his own jaz so he was able to detect) His jaz detector detected the jaz and he did the incantation and the element turned into a big calabash with blood stain. He just simply organized boyz to fix the guy and the police was involved.
Wow! What a Day!
An okada filled Day

men i did not see that at all
that is really funny. The one I even saw was an improvised rope/belt vs ewedu pot (as in those small pots)
Which way NAija?

Omo Men na so we see am o! We no even fit differentiate passenger from okada man again.

my girlfriend fromexperience i will list out like ten of them and what they wanted
i hope this helps
1) First girl-- SEX
2)Sec Girl----MORE SEX
3)THird ------MUCH MORE SEX
4) Fourth---MUCH MORE SEX + MONEY
5) Fifth-----MUCH MORE SEX + MONEY AND ICECREAM
6)Sixth----Same ni
7)SAME NI
SAME NI
9) SAME NI
10) as for my current girl friend
NOTHING AT ALL

I guess you see why i broke up with them

I have done such to two of my girl friends and i am paying the price now cos there is this girl that i really love so much who i will be celebrating our first year together with that is Nov. 3 2008, who on Saturday called off our relationship for no reason and i nearly had my self doing what i never expected to do cos i really loved her and i never expected such could happen. I wish i could be back with her in her arms but i guess it's over now.

can you also help me out on this i see you are online and i want to register it now.
do i have to first register the atm online or,

Obama isnt the anti chrish
Why?
Because the anti christ is already in town and we should all know that by now.
We all know we dont need a big bass trombone to make a huge noise (rapture) before we know anti christ is around. II Timothy3
If you are aware of sites like www.666blacksun.com/joy of satan ministeries you will know very well what i'm talking about.
Obama is just a guy that knows how to get people along irrespective of his race.
Thank you all.

hI, post ume is very easyand requires you to do some revision on your previous exam(ume) cos thats where they take their cheap questions from. Dont be deceived if one tutorial tells you to pay any kind of money, you can pass even without reading with a min. of 60% am very sure of that. i studied mathematics in school and i coached my young ones for such examinations and i know what they end up telling me that the questions were so easy and they always came back with nothing less than 70% no joke. If you want me to help my number is 07085153753 and my name is Tolulope. I am always ready to help and by God's grace you will make it in |Jesus Name, Amen.

HEY i just replied u wit my nokia phone zain nd my personal settings browsin free right now.
hi hayprof

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I will like to know more about music just like you.

I have a girlfriend who has left me three times nd has come bak.she just left recently nd has nt come yet.au about that?