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PROPHETmichael:
Oga kindly answer my question, YES or NO (NO long talk).

1. Do you LEAP FOR JOY when government increases fuel price?

2. Do you LEAP FOR JOY and pay whatever price market sellers demand with a smile without pricing them?

3. Do you LEAP FOR JOY when your electricity or water bills suddenly spike?

4. Do you LEAP FOR JOY when taxes or levies are increased without improvement in services?

5. Do you LEAP FOR JOY when you see corruption scandals in government?

6. Do you LEAP FOR JOY when essential goods like rice, beans, or bread become more expensive?

7. Do you LEAP FOR JOY when public hospitals fail to provide basic healthcare?

8. Do you LEAP FOR JOY when schools charge outrageous fees with no quality education?

9. Do you LEAP FOR JOY when your salary is delayed or unpaid?


Remember...Yes or No....no long talk.

You have derailed your own thread by continuing to quote that Jehovah witness dude. You can't reason with those types.
They turn the Bible upside down and refuse to be logical for once.
Stop arguing with him, it wouldn't work

eepeepook:
Proof?

Go to that canal at ajegunle and see for yourself

Arda1000:
the fact that Gayism can be biologically proven makes me weak for real,it even occurs in many mammals and other animals.

There's no gay gene(s)
Some animals eat sh*t, cannibalize themselves etc.
Do you still want to use their behavior as a reference?

This NDLEA seems to be the only law enforcement agency that does it's job efficiently.

[/b]“It will be recalled that some Christian leaders had written frivolous petitions to the US Congress, claiming that Christians were the only ones being killed by terrorists in Nigeria. Instead of debunking this, CAN simply amplified it,” he stated[b]
Alright, complain about the Muslim victims too. You can petition Iran or Saudi Arabia in that regards

b3llo:
This should be "knife scar" it is common among people who use their right hand to slice or cut.

You're probably correct. I checked my hand now and saw it and I'm sure I sustained the injury while using a sharp object.

If their MSc is accredited by NUC it should be accepted by other Nigerian universities as a requirement for PhD admission. You can verify from NUC website. However, MSc. obtained via online and distance learning programs are usually not suitable for certain academic jobs

My man wan take style japa to America
Well, if Trumpet didn't catch you at the border and bundle you back here, we'll start thinking of buying a bicycle too

floss:
Anyone asking why he couldn’t disappear don’t understand how charm works…

No matter the charm you do, pray for government not to hold you… charm stops working once you’re captured, that’s why people try as much as possible to avoid being held or captured.. once hand hold you, your charm will automatically become impotent.


Have you heard anywhere that a prisoner disappeared from his/her cell into thin air ?

It’s not possible once hand don touch you, you can disappear before they come for you but no be when hand don hold you

If the juju can't work when it's really needed then what exactly is the essence?

The biographer is jobless and also suffering from Musk derangement syndrome

His father will pardon him before leaving office.
It's a well calculated charade by democrats.
Assuming, the trial and conviction didn't take place before the end Biden's tenure, he would have rotted in jail

illicit:
That's you

Why do young Nigerians go into Yahoo and hook up?

Cos they are too rich?

Then why do Nigerians that managed to migrate to first world countries where there are abundance of opportunities still indulge in fraud and drug crimes too.
Because they can't get rich via legit means there?

Let me get this straight
It's only 20.9% of Lagos population that are indigenes. The rest are foreigners?

Modified:

Well, if that is correct, then it means that it's mostly foreigners that have been telling other foreigners (whose 'foreigness' is of higher degree) to go back to their state of origin.

The palm fruit doesn't belong to the squirrel but he fights other rodent species like it's his birthright.

BitterTruth0001:
Many of you are ignorant and just rant online

The rocket struck a fuel tanker and caused a catastrophic explosion which spread burning fuel to the other trucks transporting ordnance, explosives and other fuel trucks

It was an entire division on the move and they had a large amount of stuff in the convoy

You are very correct
I read the detailed account of the battle in this book

That looks like Hamas tunnels

fyzaila:
That was a firm grip, another sign of a healthy newborn.

The grip strength is top notch
That baby may end up in combat sports or other jobs that require extreme fitness

All animal lives matter!
You kill and eat cattle, chicken, turkey, fish but believe that dog and cats should only be kept as pets.
That doesn't make any sense

We need to see the full research article in order to be able to make unbiased and informed critique of it.
I am sure that those risk factors he mentioned can not account for the disparity in the in prevalence of hypertension across the geopolitical zones.

It's likely due to the method he used in selecting research subjects. He probably selected them from those that came to the hospital not the general population.

South easterners are educated people that mostly believes in orthodox medicine and as well have more access to such unlike some other regions

All these people whose obsession with Baba Adeboye and other men of God is on the fringes of insanity should rest please.

If there's any religious preacher you should be worried about, it's the one brainwashing their followers to behead you the unbeliever for the reward of mythical 72 virgins

Is it that GWR doesn't have a category of awards for achievements that are beneficial to humanity or that Nigerians simply chose the frivolous aspect of it?

Award is supposed to be something that recognises ingenuity and spurs others to strive for excellence too not all these stuffs that adds no value to life

I did capturing on 4th August at Akure and yet to get it.
Did your own status change to 'passport issued'before you went to pick it?

keymatt:
Op is just being sarcastic. He's indirectly yabbing agbado Urchiins.

Don't you know that understanding sarcasm requires a high level IQ which unfortunately majority of nairaland users lack

Of course, it's a lie.
I did biometrics capturing on 4th August in Akure.
My status is still 'passport production in progress'

I applied for mine and did biometrics capturing at NIS Akure since 4th August but my status is still saying 'pending'.

This is the only crime this doctor committed here
'sending unsolicited pictures of genitals that were 'taken at work'

If proven, it'll be a serious issue
The rest are stories

Westerhoffe:
It's a disorder…
I won't say more than that.

I will
He has acromegaly
It's caused by a pituitary tumor that is secreting excess growth hormone

Kseeker:
Man claim to be Jesus Christ appears on crusade at night in Kenya and start performing miracles..

What do you gain from lying?
This is an American evangelist called Job that's is on mission in Africa. He dressed that way just to illustrate his teachings.
The commenters above can't even do a simple reverse image search
This is the link to the story
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/jesus-christ-second-coming-africa-18851566

I ain't an expert in law but there seems to be a point in his argument.

The seller handed him the key and they didn't agree to any limit he can go during the test driving.

He didn't steal the car, he only moved it

Enddy50ty:
Is it a one-off funding..?? Or you can always use it whenever you need it for international transactions.??

The card comes with an account number of it's own, so you can fund and use it anytime. It expires in 3years.

If you go to any main branch of GTB with all those normal requirements for opening account such as valid ID card, utility bill etc., you'll get the card in about 30minutes

Just go and get GTB prepaid dollar card, buy dollar and fund it. It's issued instantly even if you are not an account holder.

All those virtual cards gives rates that are far above the prevailing market rate and sometimes seize people's money for no reason