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Only in Naija wedding a stranger tells you am your daddy's uncle fathers brother..oya go and bring coke and guiness.

Pavore9:
What is the age of the oldest person in your state?

Am not from now am from ages past. Its 969

freecocoa:
And you didn't have to be so silly in the first place, you get what you deserve, asking me nonsense question on a very sensitive thread, nigga move biko.

You need some tea, add cocoa to it, more of cocoa. You'll be fine

freecocoa:
it's not just a question but a very stupid one and I hate/ don't answer such questions.

You don't have to be so rude. Just chill out.

freecocoa:
What sort of question is this ? Why would you even ask me this after reading my post? Like what is wrong with people?

Easy, its just a question. You just have to clarify. That's all.

freecocoa:
But some women sef, how do you leave a two year old to urinate without watching her? Why are some mothers so careless? I mean she's not safe, the streets are crawling with all sorts of demons, fvcking watch your kid.

Then there's the beast saying he only fingered her, like that's supposed to make it less evil, anyone pleading for his release should be charged with aiding/abetting and sent to jail, what rubbish.

should she had taken her along to urinate?

Clone2020:
OP must you be that crude and insensitive? Which one is"28yr-old-man tears up 2yr-old-child's private part?"

Lol, but that's the real fact in this case. How better put it?

cruzita:
pls the police should give the girl justice by hanging that paedophile by his balls

Ya bad gan oo. Justice by hanging his balls.

sweetilicious:
Do not leave your kids to be roaming around. Inshort, always lock them inside. They can't protect themselves if you are not around them. My parents did the same to us till we turned teenagers.

"Alway lock them inside" biti bawo.

Pasitor wa I rest my case

Oluwa oo!!! All this big things comot person yansh.

Modest guy.

Spongia1:
RIP sir. First Keshi , then Amodu, now Odegbami. Chai

wetin u dey talk

mhisbliss:
ya but he wanted to help with something if he has money he should add beans too, shey you know that this economy isnt smiling

Ha, say no more, I kuku know.

mhisbliss:
op said rice, and a bag of rice is gonna serve them long considering their number and how many cups they usually cook

But Rice everyday, that's kwashiokor naa, abeg op mix am with beans

Glo no dey try senator. Which network u dey use?

mhisbliss:
[color=orange] what a life, op a bag of rice will go a long way if you really want to help[/color]

But they like beans too.

Fiwasayo:
Awwww,someone mentioned giving her rice as a gift,it's a great idea.

one bag of rice is 20K gbese...

IamNawty:
me I will do it ooo.. Over do sef.. Wat if he is dangote's son

Dantata son nii, what if he is kazaure's son?

Police don't shoot at student during protest. That's one bad of a headshot. #Terrible

Spongia1:
MTS 311 Groups and Rings. I had a carryover and then scored 41 in my final year. I felt like a genius. Mathematics Department, FUNAAB, God go punish you, I swear

Awon eyan Dr Agboola

Hilarious memes. Kudos to the photographer who took the pics from throw to basket. That's all I can say.

I sha hope NEPA brings light that day..

There's is no year that goes by without this thing not happening. Nigeria The Eclipsed Nation. Why always Naija.

Nigeria u see your life, Trump dey use you blow trumpet.

Producer dey give Head. Award for the producer of the year.

19...She suppose dey 200L for university.

He knows you are a nice girl and he doesn't wanna hurt you. He's still roaming, and you don't fit that bill.

DeLioncourt:
i'm happy for you bro... quick question tho.

is it pink?? the p*ssy? Is it pink?? (I'm serious ooo. This will help me take a big decision)

Bad guy, you had to say pink twice just to confirm the colour. Don't worry you'll find yours

I sigh when I see corpse at the back of police van, Nigeria can do better than this, why not call an ambulance with body bags, no dental records, how will they be identified.

Dafidi, are u the same man after God's heart.

lovelygurl:
So u r saying it should NOT be avoided Or what's your point

Well the point is don't carry drugs, you safe.right