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Mariinee:
I don't even know my bra size, I just wear anyone that fits.

NwaAmaikpe:



Who asked him what he is wearing?

His mates deck customized blazers from Ermenegildo Zegna without a word and he is here blowing his trumpet over common Mai Atafo.

I never heard Mark Zuckerburg flaunt what designer clothe he had on but empty barrels make the loudest noise.

romeorailss:
Na lie. E no weak u

If e weak u, u go faint like dry ugwu leaf

geebehn:
You're beautiful too.

Follysho707:
See igbale like you dey talk... Will you shut up there ooo jare?

NwaAmaikpe:


Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend.
So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.

The scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.

The brown roofs around and ancient buildings shows her tribe... I guess she's troublesome from her pose. (That pose when women want to fight)
Her arms are at akimbo, but her smile looks more like a frown in the picture, this shows even she can't stand the odour emanating from her armpit.

Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.

Now a woman is supposed to have proportional 'figure 8' body contours, but it is lacking here.
She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her.
She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.

You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.

If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.

Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear made from lace curtain.
Then advice her to stop wearing padded bras. She should come to terms with the fact that she has small breàsts

In summary,
If your girl was a car,
She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.

NwaChibuzor:
Banky is lucky he didn't marry a pure yo**ba woman. I don't like yo**ba couples. Most especially their women. They have a very poor hygiene and will never take care of the house. They can be very dirty too with those size 90 pants they happily spread on lines without feeling ashamed. Ever wondered why their women are always obesed after marriage? Thats because a typical yo**ba woman has been trained from birth to just eat his food and neglect her duties as a wife. Please I didn't mention the name of any tribe and thats why they are censored. Moreover, its my humble opinion on yo**ba women.

roarik:
meme master

people4rmVillag:
Hhhmmm are you hating on him?

nurseafrica:
E de pain u. Anybody ft fine. Typical 9ja gal always blaming others but her self

nurseafrica:
E de pain u. Anybody ft fine. Typical 9ja gal always blaming others but her self