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How come no one talks about planes here? Or is nairaland the wrong place for such discussions?
I love planes, i mean the big big ones, and i hope to fly one one day and if i make enough money to manage a small plane (the type that can land on grass like the cessnas and mooney bravo's), i will get one.
Are there people here like me, i mean the real fraky onesthat can watch landing planes for 6 hours withouth getting bored?

Thug Life:
11. Thou shalt never drink nonalcoholic beer.

i would really love to taste this non-alcoholic beer

How comes this my thread resurrected all of a sudden, i posted this in 2006!

OMG these are the kind of things that keep me cuming back here lol. 

Hey why copy my jike withouth acknowledging the original poster? this is plagarism. aka copy and paste.

For that condom stuff, mehn u jusdt gotta give it to KFC.

i should write 5,000 words for a meagre 300 pounds?
this is so not cool

Its not my portion. May it be your clemcykul

Come wetin i do una sef?
@gunpoint, If you were my father i will d-i-s-father you.

Vivitar camera
"We point and shoot people"

Little sussy saw some gray hair on her mothers hair and asked what caused it. The mum told her that each grey strand of hair represented every time she had disobeyed her.
Little susie pondered on it for a while then asked her mum, "mummy, why is grandma's hair all grey?"



Little sussie saw her parents wedding picture so she asked her mum why she was wearing white all through. The mum told her it was because white represented happiness and that was her happiest day. Little sussie pondered on it for a while then asked her mum, "Mummy, then why was daddy wearing black?"



Little sussie's class were asked in school to learn something intresting the present it to the class the next day.
So the next day everyone was presenting something intresting, and when it came to sussie's turn, she went to the board and put a dot. (.)
So the teacher asked her,
Teacher:  sussie, what is that you put on the board?

Sussie:[/color] Its a period.

Teacher:[/b]So sussie what do you think is so intresting about a period?

[b]Sussie:[color=#006600] Well, you see i didnt think it was very intresting untill my sister said she had missed one. My mum has been crying since, my dad was so mad and has called the cops and our gardner was been arrested.

A man goes to a doctor, requesting that he be castrated.
The doctor asked him if he was sure of the process he wants
to undergo because it was irreversible, and the guy consented.
He was asked over and over again till he was almost getting irrirtated.

The doctor performed the operation and the man was happy but
was in deep pains
When he was going to the bathroom to wee, he saw another guy
walking the way he was because of the pains down there, so
he asked the guy, "So where you recently castrated?"
The guy replied him, "No i was circumsized", to which the man exclained
"Oh thats the word i was trying to remember!"

Ok so this guy has a problem and goes to see a doctor. However, he told the doctor not to laugh at him no matter what he says or shows to him.

Patient: Doctor i have a problem

Doctor: Yes whats the problem?

Patient: Before i tell you i want you to promise not to laugh at me please

Doctor: You have nothing to worry about, i am a professional and i have seen different cases. i was trained to be nice to patients.

patient then unzips his trousers to reveal the tiniest penis the doctor has seen in all his years of practce as a doctor, so he couldnt help bursting into an annoying uncotrollable laugther. When he had finished laughing,

Doctor: i am so so sorry, just that i have never seen anything like that in all my career. i am sorry it will not happen again.
So what seems to be the problem?

Patient: Its swollen.

Believe it or not,




Daily Indipendent headline:

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IPO of 24 000 000 ordinary shares of 80k each at 30.95k per share


^{this is a good buy, dont u think?}

Can you beat this? "My economic situation has just improved significantly so i am changing levels"

i like that guy thats always bothering chris like "Dude from across the street. lemme hold a dollar" and when he made chris drive his dads car to school. lol

I think the woman knew she was going to die eventually. She recieved more than enough warning from them bombers and still continued her rallies. Maybe she wanted to be remembered as a matyr for her country just like her father. she knew she would die. the question was "when". and the "when" is what has happened now.

@poster_paster

you are wrong in some places. eg cunt in turkish is amjik. where did u get all these from anyway?

**concluding the story**

then the man said to the girl "swimming pool? water, sorry but is this 0243987664 ?"

Happened to me once. She is a friend but the joking type, very jovial with everyone. She was like "are you gon take me out someday" and we all laughed over it. her friend later told me she was really serious about it but her playful nature makes me think she is joking. hmm. me i no know oh.

wanted to ask thesame

What an observation. lol

I heard that if you jerk off more often, its gonna grow. i am not sure though, maybe you can be my guinea pig

Suga_Lips:
Yes Robby I am.

I thougth as much. ur face looked farmiliar. have by any chance been to any agape christain church in baltimore?

Suga_lıps ı lıke ur pıc. ı guess u are the fırst from the left. rıgth?

ı dısarm the self destructıon mode Overload warnıng dısengages after ı kıck mınges off the base of the fıgther and he tumbles down ınto the burnıng fıre stıll burnıng from my atomıc bombs . ı smıle an evıl smıle and start plottıng my next lıne of actıon.

Whıle everybody ıs busy fıgthıng eachother, ı swıtched my stealth fıgther from the ınvısıble mode (where ı have been watchıng all the whıle from) to vısıble, tope_tedar and mınges couldnt belıeve what they saw, and they farted unconcıously as ı dropped two nuclear warheads on every one, swıtch back to stealth mode and contınue to watch the proceedıngs as they come.

As the snake is lowering her head to swallow my partner, i couldnt believe what i was seeing so i brougth out a bazuka from my back pack, aimed at the head and shot. . . . oops i missed the head. and it hit her belly. the snake uncoils, looks at me and,

İ am defınıtely ğöınğ tö prınt thıs öüt for sure.

nope. just observations

Suzie where do you stay in maryland? maybe we can work something out.

Now i am feeling dizzy. Chai!!! this is wonderful!