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OfeAchi:
There's nothing like juju or voodoo. All are figments of imagination which lends themselves to superstitious beliefs.
If you believe in them, then give concrete evidence of their existence.

Oga no talk that thing oo...if you never go or see with ur eyes...u no go believe am...me l've seen Juju working with my korokoro eyes oo
I was with my cousin who is a a very bad guy in every ramifications one evening drinking with him in his room for Villa...when a young guy of about 27 or thereabout walked into the room carrying a bag like a school boy...if you see the guy... nothing on Earth will even tell you that he's a babalawo...he was neatly dressed in a T. Shirt and Jeans...the perfume he used smelt so nice and expensive...the only odd thing about him was that all his fingers had a ring on it...
As the guy entered the room...my cousin introduced us both....
Then the guy opened his bag and brought out something that looked like a small book with two sides...but the something was made with sticks tied together to each other with red clothes and cowrie shells
The guy placed the something on the floor...that my cousin then placed a 500 naira note on the something....
Then the guy began his incantations and everything...he was basically talking to the something...as that my cousin bro asked the Juju to foretell many things to him
And Omor....if I lie make l die!...that something placed on the floor was moving on it's own!
Like my cousin will ask the guy to ask the Juju if a mission or deal he's about to venture into will go well...the guy will do some incantations and ask that something the question like this..."lf so so will happen, then tell us by moving to the right or left" and l was watching the something and it was jejely moving to different directions on the floor on it's own...the guy will even go like...okay if so so will happen...then let the right or left side move over to the other side...and l was watching the something...and that side of it will just rise on it's own like a book slowly opening and move to another side...the guy will even go like..."tell us that u are very sure of what you just foretold by moving like a bird flapping it's wings together"... and Omor the two sides of the something will start flapping together like a bird's wings...
At a point the guy even got frustrated with the something's slow movements and was like...
"look if u want to tell us something..
then be moving faster...l don't have time!" and Omor the something will rise immediately and start moving faster as the guy ordered it to...until the guy will tell it to stop and it will stop...l fear that day...
That my cousin sef...the day he carried Masquerade with his guys during a village festival and they blocked the road and were forcefully collecting money from Okada riders...they stopped one Okada guy...he refused to give them shishi...the guys also refused to let him pass...the Okada man vexed and pulled out a pistol from his belt area...Omor... every man apart from that my cousin tear race oo...that my cousin even confronted the guy and was asking him to "Shoot me Shoot me!"...the guy pulled trigger oo...the pistol immedately just scattered and all the pieces of the pistol fell on the ground...no single screw or nut or any part of the pistol remained for the hand of the guy that pulled the trigger...
That my cousin then descended on the guy...all his other guys wey don tear race and were all watching the drama unfold from a safe distance then rushed back to the scene and they beat the living daylight out of the guy...this one no be say them tell me...l was sitting with my Aunty when that my cousin came back home with all the pieces of the pistol...l saw it with my own eyes!...it was my Aunty that even begged him to go and hand over the gun to the local vigilante before them go find him in possession of a gun... which will cause wahala of course... that my cousin did as my Aunty told him..
If that my cousin open mouth and tell you stories of where him and his guys don go to collect powers eh especially for all those Calabar side...u no go believe wetin d guy don use him eyes see for Juju l swear...
Oga powers dey this life oo...forget! Na if u never go or see...u no go believe!

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Robertgreene1:
lntresting So you can delay the forthcoming elections that you will woefully loose just like the comedian is doing in Ukraine abi?

Blood suckers
I don't what's about political power...but once you have it...you must become a blood sucker!!!
Just see Zelensky that was campaigning with the mantra of making peace with Russia and peacefully ending the low-scale insurgency in the Donbas...
Then he was voted in to deliver on that promise and the reverse became the case... he started misbehaving and killing his people all in the name of joining NATO
Mtcheew...

Interesting....so you can delay the forthcoming elections that you will woefully loose just like your comedian distant cousin is doing in Ukraine abi?

Interesting...Hunger bad oo...but anything that will make me loose my Precious freedom and be kept in a small dirty smelly place like a caged animal...l do rather die of the hunger...

Reminded me of when l spent 3 days in an Anti-Cult Squad Cell last two years...first day...we were all cracking jokes and laughing and playing Whot cards...Someone will jst fart loudly and us fresh inmates will break into bouts of laughter...one old inmate was like...you guys are still enjoying urselfs now abi...let's see how una go dey feel like in three days time...And true to the guy's words...by the third day l was already thinking of commiting suicide walahi...
Now imagine being there for weeks... months or even years sef... it's better imagined than experienced!
You better jejely die and go and rest than be sentenced to stay long inside a Nigerian prison...that place is meant for dogs and not for human beings l swear!

A word is enough for the wise!!!

B4 nko? Na today you know that one about women ni?
You be JJC?
U never read the "Art of Seduction" by the idol Robert Greene?
Mtcheew....next!

Starboytwo:
spare us the sermon if you didnt Bleep her.

Oga everything no be by fvck oo... don't go and fvck a married woman and carry curses on ur head...you don't know what her husband placed on her...Those things have repercussions!!! I have seen it happen!

Interesting...l won't talk about these ones...their poses is their business...
But the truth is that 80% of naija girls marry men they don't truly love cus of societal pressures...most of the fish-brained ones will use their childishness and annoying drama to chase away guys that they truly love then they will end up marrying a man they don't have any iota of feelings for in the end... just cus of societal pressures to answer married women at all costs...
That's why majority of married women are lonely...frustrated and depressed deep inside... majority of them don't even really enjoy sex with their hubbies...they just do it...cus it's their obligation to have kids....
And that's why they keep looking for real love outside their marriages...
I remember my last days in the uni...when l moved into a new self-con lodge...my next door neighbor was a young man and his young wife...the wife fine Sha...and she was just 23...l was 22 then...
The man was handsome too...but he was rarely at home...he sometimes travelled for weeks on business trips...
Omo that his wife disturbed my life eh...this girl will just be bringing me delicious meals almost everyday...and she will be entering my room at will to watch TV or just gist with me while wearing bumshorts and trying everything to seduce me...and the lodge was built in such a way that every two adjoining rooms had a corridor and a small iron gate at the end of the corridor that then led to the stair case.....
So if l had wanted to fvck the girl...we will just lock that gate from the inside and even the hubby won't be able to come in and catch us in the act cus he must knock first...
But my self discipline and personal vow that l will NEVER fvck a married woman saved me from her seductions like Joseph....
Even when l graduated and left the lodge a few months later...the girl was still sending me love messages about how much she loves and misses me... somebody's wife oo!!

Naija girls...you people should try and marry men una truly love abeg!
And families and the society in general should stop pressuring girls to marry early at all costs!...
But sometimes l feel for girls Sha...the barbaric African culture expects them to marry as early as possible...but the same culture discourages them from personally approaching and wooing a guy they love!!!
If you're a girl...and you see a guy you truly love...approach him...woo him! You won't die! Stick with him and hold him tight...build with him and marry him! Marry for ur happiness and not to please the society!...the society won't be there to suffer in silence with you when you marry a man you don't truly love!!!
Shalom

This girl just shut d fvck up abeg...is it your porn?...is it your masturbation?...is it your life?
Posting long Epistles about what another human being chooses to do with his life shows how idle you are....
As long as one's actions dosen't negatively affect other people like murder... stealing...rape...scamming...etc...then you have no right whatsoever to judge what that person decides to do with his life that gives him joy and satisfaction!
As a man, watching Porn and then masturbating than spending ur valuable time to beg and still pay those useless girls for a few minutes fvck that they will even still enjoy pass you sef...which one is less stressful...time and money saving?
If porn and masturbation eventually leads to my not satisfying a woman in bed in the future...so fvcking be it!!! I only care about satisfying my self! Why must we men live to satisfy women all our lives sef?
You satisfy them financially (this one needs no explanation whatsoever)
You satisfy them emotionally (by giving them ur undivided attention and valuable time)
You satisfy them Physically ( by protecting them and fighting for them)
You also satisfy them sexually!
To really gain what!!!
And they will still pay you back with cheatings...unnecessary and annoying dramas...frustrations... and endless billings...
That's why l called you a girl masquerading as a man to post this rubbish...cus you girls never like competition...you people will forever want men to be under your yokes and manipulations just cus of that smelly hole in between your legs...
As a man... before you make any promise to a girl or send that money to a girl or generally SIMP for a girl...just watch porn and masturbate once and ur eyes go clear!!!
Very simple and short!

Interesting....let him go and rest...this world no dey even sweet again sef...na so much stress and frustrations full am...
Putin has Putinised him with a nerve agent...l knew it was just a matter of time before it happens...cus last time l saw him in Court on Aljazeera...dude was looking so lean..pale and sick...
But sometimes l wonder why Human beings like Putin and naija politicians desperately cling on to power at all costs...
Cus honestly anyone that occupies such high seats of power doesn't live a normal life...their life is full of extreme fears...suspicions and delusions...all of them use better sleeping pills before they can even simply sleep sef...
As for wealth... there's the kind of money you will see and touch...money no go dey move you again sef...
l remember when l was still broke...l was like if l have money eh...l will eat this one...buy that one and do that one...But Now that the money has finally started coming in...all those things don tire me sef cus l've eaten all of them and bought and done all of them.... sometimes...to even get simply hungry again now dey hard me sef...even when l can afford to eat anything l want...
and that's basically the Law of diminishing returns in play here...
So l always wonder why naija politicians keep packing our money to the detriment of the poor masses...cus l know that money doesn't move those people again...
Anyways black man acquire wealth just to oppress others... That's my conclusion of the matter cus the wealth those naija politicians have packed can comfortably feed their generations for the next 1000 years!!...yet they keep looting!...Tufiakwa!

Interesting....so na this man my niggas dey call me back then in Unizik Law School...when l used to cram his "Law of Contracts" book from page 1 to the last page...then recite and sing the whole book like a song before exams.... That was before the good intelligent boy went bad Sha...
Now to the matter on ground...l agree with my namesake...but you people should please stop breeding like Rabbits...and see half of this country's problems solved....una too dey born born abeg...l use God beg una.... Family planning is free....
Egypt the second most populous country in Africa is just around 110 million people (Arab country oo)
Ethiopia in Third position is around 102 million people
DR Congo( that is almost three times the size of naija) in fourth place no even reach 100 million people sef...upon all the frustrations and hardships in that hell of a country...
But una dey chase 400 million people... that's if una never pass am sef...and you will be claiming that you're fvcking away the frustrations wey full this country...Go DR Congo...or Burundi or Malawi...or Chad or Mali or Sudan or Somalia...most of these places where to even see clean water drink na problem sef...and see real frustrations and suffering...yet none of those countries near 100 million people...
Please nobody should come and use China and U.S population for nonsense arguments here....the US at 400 million people is as big and blessed as a whole continent on its own... infact the US is like 50 countries United as one...that's why they are so rich and powerful
China is also as big and blessed in resources as a whole continent...
Plus visionary leaders too....yes our useless govt have half of the blame...But we Nigerians that Overbreed like rabbits have the other half of the blame as well
.... very simple and short!!!

Reeberry:
The guy didn't see your comment before his yeye girlfriend cheated on him. Despite he spent all his saving on her.

Shey we warned him but he didn't listen

Oga any man that can feed himself can marry...just avoid having children for now...till u start making more... very simple but difficult! Overbreeding like rabbits is really our problem in this country not our income

If only Hitler had wiped those dirty greedy idiotic people all away during the second world war.... mtcheew
God's only choosen people my foot.....
They hate Christians...
They hate Muslims
They hate Buddhist
They hate hinduist
Infact They hate everybody that doesn't practice their dirty bloody Judaism...that even Jesus Christ himself rejected
It is only themselves that God chose out of Eight billion people he created
Fools...

Yes...90% of women in that age bracket are broken women...with countless severe heartbreaks...hence they are always frustrated...and transferring their frustrations and agressions on others...a broken-hearted young lady told me this herself.... So if you want to marry in Naija...better go for fresh young girls between 18 to 22...yes they may still act childish...but childishness is much better than being with a broken woman with multiple heartbreaks...and ex boyfriends that she still secretly loves... who still have the passwords to their pussies anytime anyday
Shalom

Wearetheugliest:
Come Lyta you go see ya spec..

Thanks man... don't mind the naysayers...a few confident girls already showing interest already sef in my DM.....

lordnkem000:
Oga just shut up. Girls full your church, street, area, etc. no dey whine us here with your bullshits of a stinking resume. This is 2024

Oga wetin u smoke sef... simple comprehension you can't even do sef...did l tell you that girls no full my area...l just said that I'm an introvert...and my nature of job keeps me from socializing or even going to church sef cus I'm always indoors working....
Better stop smoking that thing oo... it's not good for ur system...or better still change ur plug...

4mee:
you need to up your hustle. 200k is too small for a family to live off in today's Nigeria.

Oga/madam l'm trying my very best...l know that 200k is not too much...that was why l clearly stated that l'm not rich oo...only comfortable to an extent....besides a 28-year-old guy LEGITLY making 200k a month with a well furnished three bedroom flat of his own is not doing bad for himself!...besides no hardworking and determined young man remains static at one income level forever!...he's saving up more capital and investing...and trying out other hustles...
You people should just stop heaping unnecessary pressures on young men's shoulders to make excess money at all costs... that's why all these Yahoo...rituals...kidnapping....organ harvesting...and robbery is on the increase!!!
Any young person whether male or female o that can feed him/herself with a LEGITIMATE source of income in this hell called Nigeria is trying his/her very best...even if that person is making only 20k per month sef!
Our problem in this country is not actually our income level but overbreeding like rabbits...let's say that a guy like me making 200k a month marries a wife making 80k a month...Oga there's no how we won't be comfortable to an extent...even with only one kid...then build up our income base together before having other kids....but you will see a couple that their combined income is 100k a month with 4..5...6 or even 7 kids already...
I've sworn to myself that l will never give birth to more than 2 kids in this hell of a country even if I'm rich like Dangote...cus anything can happen...and innocent kids that didn't even beg you to father them will start suffering.... infact to me...and l preach this to anyone that cares enough to listen....it's even better to abort a baby...so it could go back to wherever it came from than bringing an innocent soul into this brutal world to suffer with you....yes fvck is sweet...but family planning is almost free and there are one thousand and one ways of doing family planning... So you must find one that suits your body system...
Nigerians are tough hard-working people....we can manage...our problem is just overbreeding finish...an adult can eat only once or twice a day...but kids must eat anytime they feel hungry....then school fees etc... let's stop overbreeding like rabbits and our problem will be solved...
Egypt the second most populous country in Africa is around 110 million people (Arab country oo) Ethiopia in the third position is around 102 million people...But we are chasing 400 million...that is if we never reach there already....And please don't use the US that is almost 400 million people and China that is 1 billion people to argue with me on this one...the US alone is as big as 50 countries United as one...that's why they are so rich and powerful...China is almost as big as a continent...Hence these two countries are blessed with enough human and material resources, and of course Visionary leaders to feed ten times their population...so don't compare them to Nigeria with our ever diminishing oil resources and bad useless leaders
Shalom....

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Something tells me that this dude is saying the truth...most of those movers and shakers of the industry are closet gays...and there's this overwhelming pride that they derive by drilling a famous actors nyash...just like all those Big brother niggas that plait hair pass women.. especially that fat white one that won the show three seasons ago...those guys open their asses to be drilled by stupendously rich gays and politicians....that pay them Millions of naira after the ass drilling..that's why they all buying cars and houses everywhere and showing off, while still plaiting hairs to attract more rich customers...like l said before there's this overwhelming sense of joy that a stupendously rich gay derives when he's drilling the ass of a celebrity actor or BBN star..he will be feeling like..."he has Millions of fans on insta and all the girls are dying for him...and I'm here on top of him drilling his ass to pieces" that's the only thing that give those rich gays joy...take It or leave it...
That's why you must never jealous anyone showing off at all.. because if most of them tell you what they go through to make that money eh and the kind of personal disgust and shame they go through while alone...you will jejely choose to remain poor

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This unserious fellow again...he will just ask you for samples...then promise to get back to you soon..and start giving you gigs...but you won't even hear from him again...l don't know whether he eats samples or what!!!
That's why he's always seeeking for writers like legend of the seeker
Contact him at your own peril!!!
Even that smiley face that he uses as his WhatsApp profile pic alone will tell you that he's not a serious person...

TinubuNG:
Keep doing dope na, your ending is already near, very obvious in your text 😂

I just hope your supposed monthly cool money you are making will be enough for you when the repercussions set in.

Mr prophet Elijah or Jeremiah... which one of them are you sir to know that my ending is near?....and like l told you before sir...whether you do dope or not...We must all die when our time reach...if my fate has destined that l will die from dope complications...then so be it sir! You sir, your own fate might have even destined you to die from a gunshot, fatal accident, or even ur wife poisoning you to death...lol...or will you live forever sir!
Now sir..we are done with this...it's getting boring already...End of discussion!

TinubuNG:
You are right, one of it is the one you are suffering from. The day a mad man know he's mad, he would stop been a mad man that very day.

May help locate you soon before dope or whatever destroy you.

Oga l never log in to Nairaland for some days now to respond to ur mention cus l've been busy with writing my scripts and making my dough!
U called me a man right...but if a mad man can be making more than 150k a month by YouTube script writing...then it's better to remain mad...
Do u even know what is script writing?..let me explain to u small..My clients just give me a script title to create a compelling story around it..3k words limit...l create the plot...then write the story...all this brainy task under a day oo to beat deadlines...and make my dough...if I'm mad but l'm still able to use my mad brain like that to make a modest monthly income...let me continue being mad abeg!
I've been doping for more than 9 years sir...dope can never destroy me again! It gives me the motivation to write wonderful scripts sef...
All those celebrity singers u see making billions...naira Marly...Wizkid...Burna...Zino...etc...you think they don't dope?...
Go and call them mad men na...mad men making billions...while a sane man like you is just wandering about on Nairaland supporting Tinubu...who has brought unprecedented sufferings on Nigerians..just cus he's from your tribe...
So who's the mad man here?
Sane man show me ur work and how much you make monthly na? Fool!
Oga go face ur frustrations abeg...only frustrated souls pick on people they don't even know on Nairaland to pour their frustrations on just for cheap likes...

UcheKingsley1:
You're not a junky my friend. Nothing special or weird. You're just like any of us that work and do shits.

Try Heroine, Coke or Mpkurummiri morning, afternoon and night, do it for a month, you will feel like a junky, loss focus on your work, become addicted and then you can proudly call yourself a junky.

Oga l've tried all those shit before...l know the one best for my system...and let me ask you...do you do all those ones you mentioned yourself?...you said that trans is not dope ABI...go do 1500mg of real trams...let me know whether u won't die in ur sleep...which dope kills people in Naija pass Trams and Codeine... Mkpurimiri and weed and heroine don't kill...they can only cause temporary pychosis...but Trams and Codeine kills silently bro... I'm not a novice in dope...lve been into it for more than 9 years now... l've done everyone doable...l just love trams cus it gives me what l want...

saasala:
Shut the hell up. You don't even sound or write like the intelligent dude you portray yourself to be.

oga go and dump ur frustrations somewhere else...others are saying what the thread is all about...you are here trying to find someone to exchange words with like a frustrated jealous girl...u be girl? I'm not intelligent abi...add me on Whatsapp let me show you the samples of the scripts l write for foreign Clients...Werey

TinubuNG:
Keep hyping yourself all to defend your druggie lifestyle, you are 28 now and they are famsy you for whatever reason, hope things will be the same by the time you are 40

I have seen many mad people displaying various things intelligently, the day I saw one mad man solving quadratic equation I was surprised, I have seen one that can sing so much with angelic voice, another one like that can tell you almost all the history of west africa.

Young man , those people were like you before , they were deceived by whatever that ran them mad , thinking they were intelligent.

Drug is deceiving you and you think you are good with it, I pray it won't kill you before you realize and stop it. I pray and hope this post will help you to heal from killing yourself by consuming those substances .

Oga l don't need your help...go face your life issues...if l want to stop dope today l can stop....l've been doing dope for 9 years now... sometimes l go for a long break.... l've even gone 2 years without it...or some months... sometimes l go back to it for what l need it for me....
My policy with dope is...just do the one that is good for your system... don't do that others are doing...that's why l do any kind of pills but l don't do weed...cus it's not good for my body...you that is talking like a saint now... like you don't have an addiction...be it sex...or gambling or whatever...
You talk of killing myself with dope...but whether u take dope or not...we must still all die sir.... something must kill a man...I do rather die doing what l love than be knocked down on the road by a hit and run driver
U are talking of mad men on the streets... don't you know that 80% of Nigerians have mental issues...like anxiety... depression... bipolar disorders...sleep disorders...OCDs etc...
Live and let us live man
Once l can feed myself...and l don't beg u for money and u don't even know me...then you av no right to judge me okay!

BlackhatMentor:
Tramadol isn't a hard drug...
It's just a pain killer people abuse same way they abuse Paracetamol.


Try Heroine, Coke or Mpkurummiri and thank me later

l've tried all that shit and more bro...but l know the one best for me...you said that trams isn't dope...go do 1500mg of real trams let me know if you won't die in ur sleep...which dope kills people the most in Naija if not trams and Codeine?
Mkpurimiri hardly kills it will only cause temporary pychosis...but Trams and Codeine are silent killers bro... l've been doping for nine years now... l've done everyone doable...l just chose trams cus it gives me what I want...

Me...Myself and l... I'm an unrepentant junkie...l do Trams everyday... sometimes up to 1000mg per day
But you think all junkies are useless abi?... Wrong...I'm extremely intelligent...l can cram a whole textbook...l was top of my class back then...some used to call me a genius...even now l make money with my intelligence...by professional writting...with a lot of Clients giving me gigs to write for them....l make more than 150k a month from my writings!..
U think all Junkies are dirty and ugly right?...wrong!
I'm spotlessly neat...and handsome...infact most persons say l look like a girl... I'm 28...but most people think I'm just 22 or less sef because of my looks...I'm over 6 feet tall...l can't even remember the number of girls that have directly asked me for sex or directly toasted me sef honestly!
Let me just stop here cus l've got a lot of scripts waiting for me to work on...
But my point is this... don't look down on any junkie...some are more intelligent and richer than you!

The Almighty Lord is about to use you bro... just listen to him when he calls you like Samuel did...

Must everybody lived in Abuja? There are billionaires that live in their villages!