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I didn't see any $100 bills oo....
But just see as they wanted to suffocate themselves all in the name of showing off
Some were even pushing and shoving each others... Nigerians too dey overdo abeg!!!

Interesting...that William Ruto guy is a big disgrace...l remembered how Kenyans especially the youth loved and put their hope in him when he was still campaigning...
Now all he seems interested in is to send Kenyan military to fight rebels in DR Congo and Haiti to please his western masters and going to white House to shine teeth with Biden....There must be a force behind African presidential seats that forces anyone who sits on it to forget his campaign promises and people... I'm still looking at that young Senegalese president Faye with one eye... nothing tangible from him yet!...small time now he will start fighting for absolute power with his prime minister and boss Ousmane Sonko...and both of them will forget their people and plunge the whole country into chaos after they had fought previous governments...
Mtcheew...SMH for Africa

Flamemignon1:
Go try it if you are really that curious. No dey come here dey write epistle

one spotted....fvck off gay gay...you people are less than animals!!! Even Dogs don't even fvck him fellow male dog...
For your information....
An intelligent person is a curious person...
Besides l write for a living....so every good writer is curious!!!

Illusioneffect:
You guys are all just ignorant

Oya oga you that is not ignorant.... please can you tell me how you people enjoy anal sex Isn't it bloody and painful?

Interesting....These demon-possesed gays again...
Worse part is that they don't even feel bad about it again!!!
My gayish cousin bro...come see as the guy don accept his gayness like an achievement...fine boy like that oo...
I just wonder how man go naked for him fellow man...bend doggy and another man is pummeling his anus!!! God forbid bad thing!!! That guy is not a man again na!!! He's less than a woman sef... sometimes l dread using the toilet whenever l have constipations cus of the pain...so how do these people enjoy that disgusting nonsense sef...isn't it extremely painful? Don't they bleed and tear their anal tissues?
Tufiakwa!!!

Interesting...
Oga everybody dey bargain whether rich or poor...
Last week l entered a big supermarket to buy my favorite perfume Faidra...that l still bought for #2500 mere days before last year's election...but today the price is #7,500...a whooping 300% increase in just a year!!! That's crazy!!!...l had no choice but to buy it Sha cus l just love the perf... people always praising the nice smell whenever l use it...
But inside that supermarket l noticed one big man like that bitterly murmuring and complaining to the supermarket's staff at the counter that everything has addded money as she was tallying the price of the packaged food stuffs that he bought...
if you see the kind big car this man parked outside eh!!!
So if that kind rich man can bargain!
It is you that is still struggling in life that is proud to bargain?
Oga... Naija mentality is very bad...change your mindset...no go dey form wetin you no reach!!!

Racoon:
My June 12 Heroes and Heroines:
-Bashorun MKO Abiola.
-Mrs Kudirat Abiola.
-Rear Admiral Ebitu Ekiwe.
-Rear Admiral Ndubuisi Kanu.
-Late Pa Abraham Adesanya.
-Comarade Shehu Sanni
-Barr. Alao Aka-Bashorun.
-Chief Gani Fawehimni.
-Mr Frank Kokori.
-All genuine NADECO chieftains outlined below:

point of correction sir....Rear Admiral Ebitu Ukiwe not Ekiwe...very handsome man he was l must confess

oglalasioux:
The bolded suggests you didn’t read the post. Secondly, you may not know how brilliant the current minister is because, as you said, you’ve not noticed him. We should always try to put emotions aside when making public comments.

Oga or madam...forgive me by saying that you have comprehension problems...l was done with Rugger or Tugger or whatever...and was actually comparing Buhari's regime and this current hell that the current president has thrown the country into with that comment....
Where will l even start from sef...
Buhari
Fuel....200
Bag of rice...30,000
Dollar....400 to 600 naira
Even a bottle of my favorite Faidra perfume was 2,500

This agbado man
Fuel....800
Bag of rice...80,000
Dollar...1,500
A bottle of my favorite Faidra perfume....7,500

In just one year o!!

So if you can't see the clear difference...then you need to go back to Nursery school

Topsymy:
Please read again. The Minister of Foreign Affairs, Tuggar, is the one lodging a complaint against the P.S onbehalf of Mrs Ajayi...Tuggar is not the culprit here but Lamuna, the P.S

Oga/madam l was referring to what Nigerians are going through at the moment cus of their current president and not about Rugger or Tugger or whatever

Interesting...l didn't even know that Nigeria has a new minister of foreign affairs since Buhari's Onyeama left...once watched a clip on Aljazeera of when that Onyeama visited South Sudan...that man get swags l swear...the way he spoke sef...very intelligent and simple man...his whole convoy in that clip had only three cars finish...
But this is the very first time I'm hearing about this Rugger abi na Tugger sef...
Buhari's ministers were 100 times better than what we have today... that's my point
If someone had told me Nigerians even me sef will be missing and glorifying Buhari just a year later...l would have cursed that person...
But just see the mess this one has thrown the whole country into in just a year.... seven more years of hell to go oo!!! SMH

Interesting...but if you believe that all these people's money is clean money eh...then you need to go back to Nursery school...
Don't get me wrong oo....clean billionaires dey but not these ones I'm seeing there!

CJStarz:
Still ranting like a child 😄
Ever going personal,wow!

Methuselah shift abeg... l've got important things to do with my time...

Trendsoulmate:
Would your mother be proud of this comment from you?

would your mother be proud that her beloved daughter is into hookup

CJStarz:
You're taking this whole thing too personal.
I guess you're still a very young boy

yes a young boy of 29 doing very well for himself...you can go through my profile and previous posts and see for yourself...70 year old man or Woman like you that supports girls doing hookups...may your daughters end up as hookup girls you hear!!! Methuselah like you!!!

motionarena:
I guess your poverty striken life is causing you to hate and type nonsense

lol..go through my profile and previous posts and see me employing writers that work for me and l pay them!!! How much do you make!!! Talkless of paying others monthly salaries!!! Ashawoo Kobo Kobo!!!

Nefort:
You sound really dumb.

And my dumb post got 206 likes and counting... while your intelligent smart one got only 1 single like....Ashawoo!!! Ur maimed body will soon be found in a gutter in Abuja very soon if you don't changed ur ways!!!

EreluRoz:
Use the same energy to advise men doing rituals and Yahoo so as to live a flamboyant life. Don't scold one party and absorbe the evil done by the other. Balance your statement

Get lost abeg...it is you girls that still push those guys into Yahoo and Ritualism...those guys spend 70% of their stolen funds to impress you useless things.... I'm not supporting Yahoo in any way or manner! I work legitimately myself...but truth be told
Naija girls are demons that destroy men and themselves too with their insatiable greed for money and material things.
Anyways... it is a man that have time for you people that una fit destroy Sha...
Me l no even get time for myself finish talkmore of Naija girls!!!

Vlyrics:
LoL... Gay sex is fu..cking fun. If di. Cck never enter you, you don't know what you are missing. Or when you mess your boss and he is mo.aning and begging you to stop, such power!

Again, genetically, guys are better looking than ladies. They are taller, broad shoulders, deep baritone voice, chest, thigh, etc. I no know waiting una dey see for girls. I fu.cked a girl once and I didn't like it, I couldn't go all in, or use the energy I wanted to. She was just saying I'm fuc. king as if I'm raping her, but with a guy I can bang with much more energy.

Finally, bussy is better than pu.ssy. With these few points of mine, I conclude that do you, let me do me.

You're possessed bro...l swear.... what's the fun in dick tearing ur small anus...shitting sometimes is real agony when the shit is so strong...talk more of dick going into my ass non stop!!!! Is that not terribly painful for u people....some of ur anuses even bleed after such...God forbid bad thing!!!
Even if you give me 10 million dollars to open my ass for you to drill...l will never accept!!! Cus l will be enjoying the money and crying inside Everytime l remember what l subjected myself to!!!
How can you look ur fellow men in the eyes and speak when they're speaking when you take dick on a steady... you're no longer a man na... you're a woman... infact you're less than a woman!!! Cus most women don't even allow anal sex!!!
God forbid oo...gays have disturbed me all my life for my good looks...one was a very rich Dean of faculty and priest back in my uni days...but the way l run from them eh...how can you even get an erection...talkmore of suistaining it when ur fellow man undresses? What are going to see to make your blood rise? The same dick and dry ass you have too?
Tufiakwa!!!
SMH

Interesting....an lgbo adage says that since birds have learnt how to fly without perching that hunters have learnt how to shoot without missing...
So since hook up girls think they have learnt how to enjoy the good life that comes with hookup... without paying the full consequences....Ritualists have also learnt how to use them by any means possible!!!
One million naira for ur smelly kpekus for a weekend because you fine pass Omotola and Priyanka Chopra combined together abi?
Fish brains!!!

43Ronin:
Not a single Iranian missile landed in Israel, yet Israel covertly killed their president after pricing them earlier by bombing their embassy(dey whine ). Israel is fighting terrorist on 3 fronts- Iran Qad/Syria; Hezbollah/Lebanon; Hamas/Gaza & winning. Abeg give it up for Israel dem no be ur mate. One mumu say hezbollah fit wipe Israel out dey play

Oga in January of last year a US intelligence report revealed that Israel can't defeat Hezbollah in a war at the moment just like in 2006 that they invaded Lebanon and Hezbollah forced them to withdraw in shame...
You said a single lranian missile didn't land in lsrael...do you watch lnternational News Channel at all? So you've never come across the picture of lsraeli Defense Minister Yoav Gallant and his aides inspecting the shell of a large lranian missile that landed very close to a major lsraeli Army base?
And lsrael didn't kill any lranian president...it was just bad weather esp fog!!! Helicopters crash everyday in the US! How did Herbert Wigwe and Kobe Byrant die again?
Almost eight months now...lsrael has not defeated poorly trained and armed Hamas and rescued the hostages upon say the whole of Gaza is just about seven times the size of Onitsha city?
They have upturned the whole of Gaza but the hostages they never see with all their technology
Are the hostages hidden in heaven or where?
Israel is overrated abeg...if not for the US eh...Them for don collect since!!!

Melagros:
Startimes shows Aljazeera and all those channels that you mentioned
I even the plan sef to port to Startimes

Thanks for the info sir...

Interesting....l subbed my Gotv for #5100 last Monday.... something that was #4200 last month...the girl shocked me further when she told me that a Gotv decorder goes for 50k now... something l bought for #4500 way back in 2015 with one month free subscription oo when l was still in the uni...
Worse part is that the only channel l watch on Gotv these days is only Aljazeera news and sometimes football on Super Sports select finish...when I'm not busy working oo....all other channels are wack!!!
I asked the girl about startimes decorder...she told me it goes for only #13500 and with a sub of less than 4k l can enjoy better channels...
Please anyone that uses Startimes here...does it show Aljazeera news?
This Gotv don tire me...l wan port to Startimes!

Interesting...we lgbos too dey waste money for burial...one of my grandfather's wife's burial just last month costed up to 3 milli!...l was even the one that went to Amansea to buy the 600k cow...just one day burial oo...
3 milli! While some of the woman's grandchildren are still wallowing in abject poverty....
It is only during burials that u go know say lgbos get money...one of my rich uncles donated 800k for the burial...but just go to this man and ask him for 10k to start up a biz and hear him tell you stories....
Thank God l don't depend on any ldiot again... I'm passed that level...my writing hustles pays me well... I'm now comfortable at least....
But my point is...my lgbo brothers...if someone dies...just put the person for ground like our Muslim brothers...
Use the burial money to help the living instead!

Chai...this people are heartless oo
Money meant for poor retired workers that they want to share among themselves
The first son...the one that his name starts with S and ends in I will surely get like 2 or 3 trilli from this scam...
Wetin this people dey pack all this money for sef...for this short life or for their next life?
Nawa oo!!!

Ordinary Hamas you people have not defeated in six months and counting now...
Hamas is still currently killing at least 3 lsreali soldiers and injuring dozens more everyday...upon say the whole of Gaza na just seven times the size of Onitsha city...
There was a US intelligent assessment that appeared in the New York times in January that clearly stated that Israel can't win a war against common Hezbollah...
It is lran that is twice the size of Nigeria and has the highest number of armed personnel and missiles in the middle East that Israel can destroy?
Some kids here shouting Nuclear weapons
..you think nuclear weapons is just something u use like that in war
Why has Russia not nuked Ukraine?
Why didn't the US nuke North Vietnam after they lost more than 52,000 troops dead and hundred of thousands others injured... The US used biological weapons...they used Chemical weapons (Agent Orange)...they carpet bombed Hanoi..the capital of North Vietnam...but still after 15 years of a meaningless war... the US still retreated in shame and North Vietnam still captured South Vietnam...why didn't the US just nuke North Vietnam then?
Why am l even wasting my time educating all those kids here...most of them are still in primary school!!!

All these ones are past tense na...
Bobrisky's own is present tense...
I don't really know what all ye closet gays are out to achieve...Bob is a goner!!!!
I've spent time in a Nigerian cell...the highest you can withstand all the horrors of that place is three days at most...
Anything longer than that...you gonna surely begin to feel it really bad!!!...and that's what Bob is going through right now!!!

motayoayinde:
Never thought I'd read a comment as brilliant as this on the front page.

This place is full of incredibly dumb people.

Lol...is that an applause or a sacarstic insult my dear?

Interesting...
Common poorly-trained and ill-equiped Hamas...you people have not defeated in six months and counting now...upon say Gaza is roughly only seven times the size of Onitsha city in size...
When Israel invaded Southern Lebanon in 2006 to crush Hezbollah...they couldn't even defeat common Hezbollah and were forced to shamefully retreat...
It is lran that is almost four or five times the size of naija that you people will attack!!!
Isreal don buy market be that...the lran l know must surely respond...whether the US and its allies like it or not!!!
Iran is just like their neighbor Afghanistan...the country has a very rugged terrain with vast moutain ranges that almost surrronds the whole country...
The country's rugged terrain alone will be a major hindrance to any invading army...
Go and ask Saddam Hussein how far when he invaded Iran in 1980...at that time the Iraqi millitary was regarded as the fourth most powerful in the world...as Saddam virtually spent almost all the country's oil wealth in acquiring weapons and modernizing the Iraqi millitary...
Yet Iran fought them to a standstill for 10 good years...and Saddam was finally forced to accept defeat and end the invasion in 1990...
I just laugh at all the ignoramuses here saying that the US will join lsrael in attacking lran...
You people think that US citizens are ready for another "Forever wars" like they call it?
They haven't even forgiven their previous presidents that disastrously led them into Vietnam...Iraq and Afghanistan!
As a US president just do mistake say you want to put US boots on the ground to fight in any war especially in the middle East... and see whether US citizens won't go mad at you and start massive protests to force you out of the White House...
Americans are generally sick and tired of loosing their loved ones and billions of tax- payers dollars in endless meaningless wars...
So lsrael will be on their own if they attack lran...highest the US will be supporting them with weapons finish...but no US president both present and in the future will dare send US soldiers to fight in another faraway meaningless war...as a US president, just try that shit and risk the wrath of the American populace...
Very simple and short...

Lol...twice sef
First time was back in uni 2017...l was inside a betnaija shop watching football and charging my phone around 10PM one Saturday night...when police swarm the shop and packed all of us... like 25 guys into Hilux...carry us go station...it was my first night in Jail...upon say l dey claustrophobic since childhood...l no even feel am sef...l even started laughing once the police men locked me and like eight other guys in a cell...the next day being Sunday morning...l managed to slip 500 naira that l had in my pocket to the cell presido in the next cell and he called my dad for me with a small phone he hid inside the cell...my dad sent my nearest uncle and l was bailed in the evening with around 15k...
Our SUG president back then for UNN heard about the arrests...he pulled some strings and even contacted the then Governor of Enugu State...Ugwuanyi....who ordered that all the students arrested be released that night...and the other remaining arrested students were all released around 9:00 PM that night...

Second time was in January 2022...l use vex beat craze comot my youngest uncle body during a fight...the idiot just came back from the US...he ran out of our shared family house that night...one week later...he called Anti cult guys to arrest me for night...l was inside my room around 1:AM when around 5 of them barged into my room (my room and flat is downstairs in our family duplex)
Omor...l resisted arrest and fought off the Anti-Cult guys...the noise brought my dad..bro and everyone in our large compound downstairs...even some neighbors came into our compound (light dey that night so everyone was watching the drama unfolding between me and the Anti-Cult guys outside like Film) they managed to drag me outside...but l resisted arrest and kept struggling with around 5 or 6 of them...my dad and everyone was begging me to just comply with them...but l strongly refused and kept struggling with them... Finally, they managed to handcuff one of my arms to one of my legs and dragged me to their Hilux...
At their station...all the Anti-Cult guys were like..."So this guy..u get mind fight police abi?"...my lPO even showed me his bleeding finger and said that l was the one that gave him the injury during the struggle....
They bundled me and other guys they also arrested that night into a rather large cell called cell 3...next morning my dad and his friend came and brought me food and bottled water of course...
In the afternoon...l was taken out and brought to an office where that my stupid uncle was sitting down waiting for me...the boss of the Anti-Cult guys and my IPO interrogated me...and right in front of them l was still throwing insults and threats at that my uncle...
The boss angrily asked my IPO...which cell u kept this guy sef? He answered cell 3...the boss told him to take me to Cell 1...which was the worst cell in the station...
I was taken to the Cell 1...which was very small...darker...and more enclosed (the cell bar had an iron plate all around it and only a very small opening in the center...so you couldn't even see the corridor from inside the Cell 1 compared to Cell 3 that was bigger and the bars were more open)...But l loved one thing about that cell 1...the presido was very tough...So everything inside the cell was well organized and rather neat(the cell had a small pit toilet inside by the extreme wall)...food and water brought by relatives were shared among all the inmates(we were around 15 or so inside the tiny cell)....we were even cracking jokes and laughing inside the cell...the presido baptized me with small beating the moment l came in and treated me very harshly that first night...But the next morning that my dad visited...l collected 1k from him through the opening in the cell bar and gave the presido...from then on...the presido started treating me very nicely... according to him...l was then part of the cell brotherhood and received my own share of food and water that relatives brought for their people inside the cell...
That my IPO would always come around the cell bar and taunt me by saying..."this guy that had the guts to fight police...hope the drug you took that night don comot for ur eyes finish"...LoL....
To cut the long story short...l was arrested Tuesday night...and was bailed with around 60k on Friday afternoon...so l spent roughly 3 days there...

As l came back home...that my uncle saw me one day that he drove inside our compound and out of fear...he didn't even know when he greeted me by force...lol... somebody that gave me around 23 years...
He later knelt down and apologized to my dad (his eldest bro and someone that almost single-handedly trained him up and contributed largely to his leaving for the US) the next year Xmas that he came back home Sha...

In conclusion...one thing with naija cell be say...lt is always a good experience as a young man to spend a few days inside there...three days at most is okay...But you see anything more than three days inside there and you will start feeling it like mad...you will start feeling like going crazy inside there l swear...naija cells is not fit for dogs talkless of human beings sef...l do rather die and go and rest than to spend weeks...or months or years inside naija cell l swear....
So stay away from crimes peeps
Shalom...

Blood Suckers....
Biden sends tonnes of food aides to Palestinians just to fatten them up for the bombs he sends to lsrael to kill them...just like the UK PM Harold Wilson was sending milk to Biafrian babies and bombs to the Nigerians during the Biafrian war...
All these politicians with blood on their hands will suffer terribly in their next lives... that's a certainty!!!
Biden watches the terrible things Israel are doing to Gazan babies daily on TV...babies stuck under piles of rubbles dying slowly for days and all other gory images...yet he isn't moved at all...just because of the millions of dollars of campaign donations that he receives from his fellow blood suckers at the US Military/lndustrial complex and the Powerful lsreali lobby machine in Washington...
I just watched on Aljazeera news yesterday of how a three year old boy was digged out alive from under the rubbles of a house bombed by the lsrealis with bare hands...that is the boy was completely buried in rubbles and his rescuers were removing the rubbles with their bare hands as they lacked shovels or other basic rescue tools and the boy was crying "l need water"....l almost cried watching that video just seeing what human beings are doing to their fellow human beings....the boy is even one of the lucky fews that were rescued...thousands of other babies are still buried alive under rubbles in Gaza....just for once close ur eyes and imagine being buried alive under rubbles...crying for help and dying slowly....so that small boy and those other babies buried alive are members of Hamas abi?
Mtcheew... there's nothing like Satan! Human beings are their own Satan
And I'm not supporting Hamas in any form or manner...But if Israel wants to fight Hamas...they should fight Hamas man to man and stop bombing innocent women and babies like the cowards and blood suckers that they are!
Just tell me what an 86 year old billionaire president that is increasingly loosing his mental faculties every passing day is still doing with money and Power?...that he is still indirectly killing innocent babies? won't he just go and retire...rest and be playing with his grand kids! The same Idiot that still cries on air when he remembers his adult son that died decades ago but he is still indirectly killing thousands of other people's babies!
All these politicians must suffer terribly for all the bloods on their hands in their next lives!!!
Mtcheew....

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