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Politics / Re: ‘The North Is Not Bleeding’ Protest Hits Kaduna Streets by rocgirl: 8:11am On Jan 11, 2022 |
Fantastic! Definitely not a case of me crying more than the bereaved, never. |
Travel / Re: Omicron: Saudi Arabia Suspends Flights From Nigeria by rocgirl: 9:21pm On Dec 08, 2021 |
Slow and steady, Nigeria turns out to be the proverbial child with Leukaemia no one wants to ever associate with. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Does Ogun State Have The Worst Roads In The South West? by rocgirl: 10:27am On Sep 03, 2021 |
Yes! After a couple of states in the Southeast, Ondo and Edo States-- Ogun State has arguably the worst roads in Nigeria! On these roads, you drive with your heart in mouth. 1 Like |
Food / Re: Guinness Debuts In Premium Lager Category With Guinness Gold by rocgirl: 2:27pm On Mar 17, 2019 |
bendike: Lol.. Aha! I'm guessing you're a retailer. You might have some retailers like you on here too, which is why I called you out for passing across a wrong information earlier. Harp sells for #1900 per case of 12 bottle at a recommended price of #200, and not #2300 like you earlier insinuated. |
Food / Re: Guinness Debuts In Premium Lager Category With Guinness Gold by rocgirl: 1:01pm On Mar 17, 2019 |
bendike: Hey, Don't come on here giving all sorts of wrong information prolly because you have not been stocking the product for a while. Guinness drinks overpriced? Seriously C'mon, I guess you meant to say premium and highly profitable. Don't know if I'm wrong, but I know Harp sells for #1900, for a crate of 12 bottles. |
Romance / Re: I Steal Women’s Underwear For Sexual Pleasure (one Word For Him) by rocgirl: 6:12pm On Sep 16, 2016 |
Dude's an endangered species, with a rare kind of fetish. Lol If only Nigerian guys are willing to fully explore their sexual fantasies... #Fetish 1 Like 1 Share |
TV/Movies / Re: The Best Cartoon(s) You've Watched?? by rocgirl: 8:38am On Sep 13, 2016 |
jerryjcool: Voltron? Like, seriously? |
TV/Movies / Re: The Best Cartoon(s) You've Watched?? by rocgirl: 2:16pm On Sep 12, 2016 |
Iefosa:You could get most of them off Youtube, or the movie company's website. |
TV/Movies / Re: The Best Cartoon(s) You've Watched?? by rocgirl: 2:15pm On Sep 12, 2016 |
larabae13:Quite an amazing collection you've got up there.. |
Politics / Re: Lagos Bans Sponsorship Of Pilgrimages To Mecca, Jerusalem by rocgirl: 10:02am On Mar 13, 2016 |
Good! 1 Like |
Romance / Re: 21 Embarrassing Things That Happen To Girls With Big Boobs by rocgirl: 4:12pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
GMan650: 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: How To Spot Wicked Nairalanders Such As Rocgirl by rocgirl: 4:01pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
Lol... Tpiar, wetin I do na?? |
Romance / 21 Embarrassing Things That Happen To Girls With Big Boobs by rocgirl: 3:56pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
Are you heavily endowed upstairs? Unless you did bosom enlargement, consider it an asset and a gift from God. However, the following are some experiences you will be having on account of your tonne of mammary glands: 1. You’ll have deep cleavage and you sure can’t help that. 2. Hugging becomes clumsy because your boobs reach the other person before your arms do. 3. You grasp your boobs to stop them from bubbling up and down anytime you run up stairs or down stairs. 4. You lose snacks in your cleavage and only find them later when you take off the bra. 5. You struggle to minimize attention to yourself when you go in briefs at the beach. 6. Seat belts become inconvenient and seem to choke you. 7. You find yourself always defending your boobs because people ask if they are real. 8. People adjudge you as pushing your melons at them when you speak to them. 9. You get embarrassed at work because you try to look nice but your buttons keep popping open. 10. Your nipples show off themselves as visible when you don’t intend them to. 11. You’re bound to harm yourself even though your boobs seem to be your main selling point. 12. Putting on a sports bra becomes essentially impossible and a workout in itself. 13. You’ll always spill things on yourself, and when you do…it will be on your boobs. 14. Your bras work so hard to hold up your boobs to the point of making permanent indentation marks in your shoulders. 15. You will always feel it is necessary to deduct the weight of your boobs from the scale reading to obtain your real weight. 16. Suddenly jumping up and down for joy becomes embarrassing to you. 17. You immediately lose sight of the TV as soon as you lie on your back. 18. Wearing long necklaces becomes useless because you lose them forever in your cleavage. 19. You will wear cute shoes, but strain to see and admire them. 20. You’ll complain about your big boobs and the associated problems, but still prefer them to smaller boobs. 21. You always find yourself being rated against the immense size of your boobs. Source: http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/21-embarrassing-things-that-happen-to-girls-with-big-boobs/ 108 Likes 8 Shares |
Romance / Re: How To Spot Wicked Yoruba Boys. by rocgirl: 2:52pm On Jan 24, 2016 |
Romance / How To Spot Wicked Yoruba Boys. by rocgirl: 2:36pm On Jan 24, 2016 |
And by wicked, I mean the ones that break hearts for a living. White traditional attire White caftan or agbada may or may not be accompanied with one or more of the following. – Pam slippers. – A bright coloured traditional cap preferably pink. – A studded earing on one ear. – A gold wristwatch from Konga. – A hiphop faze cap. This is common among IJGBs. Beards Beards are usually of three types. – Carved neatly in a thin line. – Goatie. – Heavily bearded aka Team Beard Gang. If he’s bald and wear studded earings, then he is way past redemption. Hair The average bad Yoruba boy is usually bald. No pun intended. Like they need breeze to continuously touch their brain so they can continuously come up with mischievous ideas on how to deceive single girls. And if you meet a Yoruba boy with full hair but a touch of white or gold hair in one spot, RUN Activities This is what the bad Yoruba boys do for fun. – Smoking shisha at restaurants. –Drinking –Hanging out at Quilox. – Listening to their role model, Olamide. – Laughing, gisting and taking group photos at events with his fellow Yoruba boys. – Taking mirror selfies with singlet. – Using one hand to control the steering while driving. Father of many local government Rumour has it two in every nine Yoruba boy aged 23 and above have at least 3 kids scattered in different local government in Lagos. One in Epe, one in Jibowu, one in Ojota etc Costume. Finally, it’s no coincidence if he has three or more of this items in his wardrobe. – White caftan as mentioned above. – Black caftan. – Sweat pants – Jersey – Gold chain with the sign of the cross Source: http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/how-to-spot-wicked-yoruba-boys/ 4 Likes 1 Share
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Politics / Re: Tribunal Sacks Darius Ishaku, Declares Aisha Jumai Alhassan Winner by rocgirl: 2:47pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
alheriTOJ: Cheers! |
Politics / Re: Poll Suggests 87% Of Nigerians Support Anti-gay Laws by rocgirl: 8:32pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
Pathetic hypocrites! |
Crime / Re: Mob Kill A Policeman In Gombe For Allegedly Killing A Man (Graphic Pics) by rocgirl: 10:36pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
mencade5: Lol.. Fine oooo, you? |
Politics / Re: Tinubu Never Imposed Lawan, Gbajabiamila On Apc…the True Story- Boroffice by rocgirl: 10:12pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
Politics / Re: Tinubu Never Imposed Lawan, Gbajabiamila On Apc…the True Story- Boroffice by rocgirl: 3:37am On Jun 17, 2015 |
Rofl... His name looks like 'orifice' each time it's written! |
Politics / Re: NASS Members To Get N8.64bn As Wardrobe Allowance Next Week by rocgirl: 11:19am On Jun 16, 2015 |
Holy Bros Jay, son of Amaka, Akeem and Zubairu! Naija, I hail thee! |
Politics / Re: Ebonyi State Government Creates Ministry Of Religion by rocgirl: 3:04pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
What has the SE done to warrant getting cretins as leaders? Then it was Abia's Ochendo, now this? |
Crime / Re: Mob Kill A Policeman In Gombe For Allegedly Killing A Man (Graphic Pics) by rocgirl: 2:31pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
Crime / Re: Mob Kill A Policeman In Gombe For Allegedly Killing A Man (Graphic Pics) by rocgirl: 2:31pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
mencade5: |
Sports / Re: Okagbare Wins Gold In Shanghai by rocgirl: 9:52am On May 18, 2015 |
Congrats.. |
Politics / Re: To Join Illuminati And Be Greatly Rich Call 08165417087 by rocgirl: 2:57pm On May 17, 2015 |
Dear Op, I hap suffered and suffered. I want to joint the illuminati and be greatly riched. Please, color more light on the issue. Bros Jay bless you surpluslied. |
Politics / Re: Northern Ambassador Tells Host Country That Nigerian Criminals Are Southerners by rocgirl: 2:39pm On May 17, 2015 |
Hmm.. |
Politics / Re: Jonathan Talks About Life After May 29, Says He Hopes Patience Will Not Divorce by rocgirl: 2:15pm On May 12, 2015 |
Pathetic weakling.. |
Politics / Re: How Buhari Can Solve Naija's Power Problem In 4 Years. by rocgirl: 11:55pm On May 11, 2015 |
Suprisingly, the secret to permanently solving Nigeria's lingering power issues is to generate above the nation's required power capacity . Just that, and everything else falls into place! 1 Like |
Health / Re: I Want To Gain 8kg In 21 Days by rocgirl: 1:51pm On May 10, 2015 |
kay29000: Lol.. Well, since you needed those pounds badly, it's a wonder you don't know a more easier way of adding on those 'fat'. It's one recipe beloved by guys.. |
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