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sexybbstar:
This question has been bothering my mind lately...na all of them good ontop bed.None of them has ever admitted to be a three minute man



Nairaland is an advice platform.Tell us ya probs,we(I) can provide solution.

Some will come here and start saying"i knack one gal yesterday,she con dey beg me say make i stop......i went for six rounds she is still asking for more"

When will i see"it became flaccid even before i enter... '

dont mind them they update lies with pride normally the first round should not be more than 15mins unless u are on drugs other let's say 30mins at most except u just woke up from sleep at noon or at night cos the body is fresh n stress free for sex

IamAirforce1:
Getting a new girl this Thursday the 4th May.

Thanks for reading.

Airforce!

u need to work on yourself so I can have a steady relationship

shestrong:
wow! that's grt
my conclusion is, i think it works for some nd does not work for the others
Do we call is LUCK?

dear I believe it's how open partners are to each other that encourages the trust to carry on in a relationship whereby partners av not seen each other yet the bond is so strong that you feel each other's presence even when u are not there

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shestrong:
If you are friends with someone on the Internet and chat with them on messenger programs for example, you would know what am talking about.Although ,personally, i've not fallen in love with someone online but I have felt connected in some ways to people whom i have never met face to face.
If you happen to know someone over the net,u can feel connected if ur ideas or views match theirs.
But could such a love stand the test of time?
Would such a love overcome the potentially high expectations generated by an online or virtual personality?
Would such a love,come to terms with the reality of physical imperfections or deficiencies?
These r important questions to consider
Assuming that a couple has met over the Internet or over the phone through a friend or someone ,the more interesting thing I'd like to know is what would be their reaction when they infact meet in person for the first time?
What if the persons turns out not to be as attractive physically when u first meet them?
can you overlook that fact and love them the same way u did as before u met them?
What about the potential of anonymity?people who mask their true identities online
You may have good intentions ,honest ,genuine nd want real love,but can you be sure that the person ure chatting to or speaking with share those intentions?
Please share ur experiences if any.

my best relationship was with a lady I av never met in my life before she got married she took permission from me

IamAirforce1:
got home this afternoon .. and was told my EX brought this lousy gift home.

she's been away to UAE for sometime now.. but we no more together so why bring gift?

I do appreciate gifts from loved ones but coming from Ex, a no no no.

giving it to my enemy later tonight.

for real.

y the fuss about the gift n y did u take it best should have bn to return it back to her same way she brought it to you instead of acting like an overgrown baby by opening it n wanting to send it to ur enemy

yourexcellency:
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we all know ur dance step is nothing but for the money keep quiet u exiled biafarian man

invinzible1:
U won the battle not the war.. This Win is like passing from ss1 to ss3 with distinctions and failing waec at the end. Well come your birthday month we would be lifting up the trophy. Maybe you could get a gift from us if u are loyal. TEAM CR7... LEGENDARY

i would prefer to beat Madrid a million times at Santiago than lift the trophy same year. Barça just gave me a new month gift

passyhansome:
Nonsense, This is the world we live in the picture below says it all, firstly all those things there are not up to #100K you can give and not give adequately, am not saying he should give #1million or #25million but give something substanctial and above all stop using media to donate...

its lik u didn't read the post before commenting

Chiemerie8:
My igbo friend made a gud choice in buyin mercedez all des toyota is nonsense but i honestly tink dat car is not up to 45m

if this pajero is 45mill then my sandals will be twice the price.bloggers pls lie with respect

ToriBlue:
You are too childish .

i swear

MicroBox:
My friend! Out of close to a million naira list i was giving, Nothing of her is included not even a lipstick. everything is for the family even the food they are going to cook is not included, that one is a separate fee...
humm! i have never seen a very greedy tradition like that until now.

my dear most well to do family take care of the food themselves as a way of saving cost for the guy n more so contest the list to a reasonable minimum cos their daughter is not a commodity to be sold away

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nedu2000:
N45,000

thanks bro

itiswellandwell:
Am telling you, all what this people care about is just how to collect from the masses and there won't be nothing or nothing much to show for it.

its a shame that our democracy is one sided whereby the government implement only laws that brings revenue to them n forget about the masses shame on scam n shame on change cos we now understand the definition of change

daben1:
Hey guys, if Efe becomes the winner of the BBN on sunday, i'll give out 5k to the first three people that will drop their account number, it's a promise i'll fulfill...
Meanwhile, #voteEfe

i no greedy just send me Mtn to subscribe through the number on my profile thanks in advance

nedu2000:
I have it installed and I am pissed. 'oyibo way raise speedometer reach 220km/h are they fools?'.
Scenarios can occur when I would have to drive beyond 90,like forest fires and robberies. Now i'm just a sitting duck!! Speeding should be the decision/discretion of the trained driver.

please for how much did you install it on your car

ObikeNkem:
We Igbos support Senator Bukla Saraki. Saraki is greater than all Igbo men both dead and alive.

Saraki is greater than ojukwu.
Saraki is greater than chinua achebe
Saraki is greater than nnamdi azikiwe
Saraki is greater than nnamdi kanu

otobo puke keep typing rubbish

Oreoo:
u dnt even knw hw 2 quote someone.after u b 4loing ppleto say 3rd class subjects wil make it more than 1st class grads.ur own type of 3rd class no fit bring out anytin frm im life na 2 dey rant 4 nairalanddem sabi.chai i don suffer see slowpoke lik dis dey insult me because im get phone

am not insulting you rather say u brought it upon yourself

Oreoo:
u dnt even knw hw 2 quote someone.after u b 4loing ppleto say 3rd class subjects wil make it more than 1st class grads.ur own type of 3rd class no fit bring out anytin frm im life na 2 dey rant 4 nairalanddem sabi.chai i don suffer see slowpoke lik dis dey insult me because im get phone

my achievements in life speaks for me come let me teach u how to be something in life other than posing as a first class graduate without an achievement. A person her said he employed 4first Class graduate like u to be his slave on salary package so please come let teach u as well Mr first class poo

Oreoo:
which 3rd class grad dey head multi national firm abeg..baba ur a waste 2 ur parents and nation if u cannot stil make something outta of ur life u dis fool..anyhow sha na so dem dey do..dem go dey rant for nairaland nd twiter but to talk dis kin tin for buka or barbing salon dey no fit

thunder fire ur generation even to the ones unborn for calling a waste to my family cos u are a shallow mind that's y u didn't wait to see the point that led to me saying such words. Yl in the university the best lecturer in the university graduated with a third class n thereafter went for his masters others are history to his achievements

[quote author=Oreoo post=55043519]which 3rd class grad dey head multi national firm abeg..baba ur a waste 2 ur parents and nation if u cannot stil make something outta of ur life u dis fool..anyhow sha na so dem dey do..dem go dey rant for nairaland nd twiter but to talk dis kin tin for buka or barbing salon dey no fit[/quote u generation unborn n the ones born are generational fools idiot outcast n dead souls not my family mind u RIP idiotic vagabond

vani86:
Name one 3rd class you know heading a multinational.

Can i name a 1st class heading one as well??

And yes my post was harsh and i meant it to be to drum sense into the OP and your likes.

Another quetion whats the ratioof 3rd class graduates heading multinationals and that of 1st / 2:1 /2:2 heading multinationals?

Stop pulling random facts from your ass plss

in summary what I want to let u know is that the bottom point of everything we do in life boils down to success

vani86:
In additiom to my 1st degree i habe 2 msc. Are you ok now.

Let me ask you a question, is 3rd class meant to be celebrated?

i should be the one asking you if ur are OK with the stupid write up u posted saying all third class graduates are busy chatting on nairaland for 20 hours meaning they are useless.so read ur write up n know that u are stupid for referring to them as in useless.that my point of reference.to answer ur question is third class meant to be celebrated .A big yesin this situation.A third class graduate heading a multi national firm is to be celebrated when compared with a First Class graduate who works as a LASMA officer.

vani86:
I am at work, working my ass of to be able to raise a family.

Only replying your dumb question and meme because i am out in the field.

While you and your fellow proud association of 3rd class graduates will spend 20 hours out of todays 24 on nairaland chatting shit and making money for seun.


Now i got nothing against 3rd class graduates, but it's nothing to be proud of. Those that made 1st class, 2:1 or 2:2 in your dept, did they have 6 heads with 11 brains.

the question shud be aw successful are u in your line of career cos some third class holders as first degree are M. Sc 1st class holders

Busolami2015:
Boyfriend that cannot use his girlfriend as next of kin...Is that one a boyfriend?

Not even my wife will take that status more so a Bleep buddie as a girl friend

Gudfrie:
Pencil lite n LE means Latest Edition

LE means Luxury Edition

selfmadeboss:
yes he get cash , but he is not as rich as you think. he only sabi packaging

he is in billions

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Cyrus77:
Good day house, i want to go into exportation of various crops. i need a consultant who have a proven record of about 5 to 8 years in the business, with information such as countries/ contacts where such demands abound, how to source them in the desired quantity locally, packaging and meeting up to international standards, documentation necessary for operation with shipping and payment logistics. Just to mention these pls do contact me by e-mail.
mail.barth77@gmail.com thanks

check my profile call my number and I will link u to a site that answers all agro export problem

Frankenstein:
No girl in this world can seduce me under normal circumstances no matter what.

guy,it only happens when you have not seen ur crush

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For all who has posted their details, a video podcast will be send their email address and will be added to the agro export business group on what's app.

Have a lovely weekend!!

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i hv both local and hybrid.Local 450,hybrid 1500

is it the day old turkey