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[quote author=imam07 post=58462405]These sensitive pictures are for those agitating for war in this country.I see that if u have experienced war before, u will never wish any of your enemy to experience war again.[/quote"]it should be shown to those that put suffering to the populace not people agitating for their right from unlawful rule

Philadelphia:
We're waiting for your candid opinion and response to my last post on this thread.
Come and defend your Toyota camry with facts.

am talking about my experience with the different brands of cars I am driven so far

Philadelphia:
Then you're not being completely honest. You seem to be adding sentiments to your points.
Facts is that the w202 c180 c class is a rear wheel. Your camry pencil light is a front wheel. Do you know the mechanics behind these drive train? So how does your camry get that advantage over the c class?
Explain please. This is purely Physics.

i have once driven past a flood that covered the bunnet of my car yet it didn't go off the only thing I did was immediately I went out of the flood,i flushed the car off any water through the exhuast

Philadelphia:
You say I'm very wrong? How do you mean? So the basis of your theory is from comparing only 2 cars (camry 99 and Honda DC)?
That's wrong Bro.
I'd throw this at you now. Where 1999 Mercedes C class would swim past, can your 1999 camry swim past?

Don't forget the basis on which I quoted you was because you said the reasons for the high price in Toyota in Nigeria is because they are very reliable but I tell you it's not cos of reliability but cos of demand factor.
2 yeas back, the w202 c class cost very cheap cos demand for Mercedes was low due to past records on fuel consumption with early models (Shagari, regular, V boot, etc) while camry tiny light/ corolla was most sort for. But I tell you, with the demand of the benz now, you'd see that the price for the c class is on the rise cos of demand.
Na now peeps know saw w202 c class beats pencil light and corolla when it comes to fuel consumption, reliability and ruggedness as well as maintenance.

yes my Camry can swim pass it

Philadelphia:
The words in bold are wrong Bro.
The reason for the high price is the demand factor. In economics, it's likened to the demand factor.

u are very wrong my dear I drive two cars n from my experience from both cars my carmy 99model will swim past where my Honda discussion continues will go off

unitedsurv:
but seriously I and a friend was talking about it two days back how would I get a 1999/2000 car for 800- 1m while in Australia camry 99 is 1200aud = 250k or less but in Nigeria 800k to even 2m twufiakwa it's just so bad.......so how much should we now be buying 2010 models

my dear what makes cars expensive in Nigeria is the high duty paid to custom.for a Lexus 330 svu u pay 650k as duty payment

urvillagepeoplee:
that's y I said there are commercial transportations, will make use of it till dollar fall.

the reason why Toyota brands are more expensive than its counterparts is it durability and it's good for Nigerian road cosof it's water resistant level

Caringguy:
Hello Nairalanders, I'm so vexed right now

i went to church today dressing like this, can you imagine that one female usher came to my seat and be telling me that i shouldn't have dressed like this to the service.

My fellow Nairalanders is anything wrong dressing like this to church

nothing except for the fact that a place of worship is not same as a club house or can u dress like that to the office on a Monday morning

[quote author=Redgal post=57844506]@IamKashyBaby
Thanks for your advice. I appreciate it. I'm cautious about the whole matter. He has an excuse for anything. He said he can't ask family members to lend him the money because they don't have it like that. When I asked him about borrowing a loan he said they don't really give loans like that there unless you are using it for house payment. He also knows a lady here in the U S who is currently engaged to his cousin and she travelled to Nigeria by herself so he is saying why can't I do the same. I have spoken to her a few times and she said at first some of her family members were against her travelling to meet his cousin but now they all get along with his cousin and want to visit Nigeria. She's in the process of helping his cousin get the U.S. Visa. My feeling is he wants to get to the U.S. but I'm not 100 % sure about how sincere he is in his feelings for me. [/quoteam a Nigerian guy based in Nigeria.i can authoritatively tell u he's a big scam please don't come to see him or even send him money just discontinue all communication with him my one cent advise

prahcetomi:
500k for bail...?Those guys were probably high.

i know a guy who paid 300k

jakandeola:
is very easy to get any girl dont let any girl say shes not redy for sex. is a fact dat girls like sex more dan guys. u can get a girl in ur bed afta seeing her 5 times.
1. wen u meet her for first time be nice at her. smile at her it easier if is at a party an u wear suit. most wedding I go I hate native I wear suit cos. it make u luk matured and classy if u joke with her smile at her try to make her laff but dont disturbed her much or try to dance wit her it will make u luk likeba womanizer. once d party will close get her numba
2. invite her to eatry tell her dat u wish to see her pretty face again u must hav chat her up in internet. she will gree. den u meet up make sure is on ur way frm work so wen u see she meet u so tired in d eatry.dont spend too much she will pity u u spend just for food and drink.she see u as hardworking peson.
3. meet her in eatry again dis time in a weekend wear a nice cloth wit parfume. u luk fresh and it mean u hav shw her anoda side u u tell her swit tins joke wit her make her laff. she will feel excited dat u made her weeekend.dat same day take her to beach. if she said yes dats cool,if not it done mean a thing escourt her to her area b4 u go back home. never call her again for 2 week she be worried if she do dont pick den like 5days later u tell her u fell sick
4. tell her u are sick dat u wish she come check u dat she buy fruit and cook for u u will see she will pity u and cuk come. dats afta 2 weeks. wen she comes at quite. she will worry. den wear a boxer wia ur blocus part dey show like it a mistake but she sees it.she will shock but still like it. but dont do anytin wit her.
5. tell her to visit again dat u feel beta.apologies for last time b4 she come dat dat not how u act. wen she come welcome her with a smile. make sure u are watchnauthy film on ur laptop as she come run out dat u want to get her drink go out. make sure she has access to d laptop. why u are out she will see wat playing and watch it too. by d time u come back u meet her in mood. ask her if she touch ur laptop. ignore her reply and continue watch it in her present. if she didnt comot face den move close to her. den start action

comen join us in the new century cos u at shown us that u still in the oldies

raker300:
thats anambra..we don't killing pythons in anambra

But we kill the small deadly ones that lurk in the bushes seeking to cause harm.

some part of Imo state as well like oru west local government area

Celebrate with love n cheers nothing suits u more than an accomplished success n God's favor

oz4real83:
This only happens when u have a young and fully fit president. Our youths in this country need to take a strong stand in the politics of this country. The youths must know that the future belongs to them. We must not sit and watch while some old cargoes in the various arms of govt destroy our dream of a better and prosperous Nigeria.

youths in Nigeria be warned a loosed dog just escaped n ready to deceive people to their death Nigerian politics is all about the cacus just keep rotating themselves by either changing parties or forming alliance

Lloydfolarin:
Lol we shall see...

The end of Igbos in Yoruba land is less than one day today.

You want Biafra and still want to be part of another man home. Lol!!! The almighty UN and US are even laughing at your stupidity.

Pakistan said more than this to Indians but they were eventually kicked out despite all the killings

North Korea fought the South but each to their tent eventually despite all the killings

North and South Sudan killed themselves but went their separate ways eventually despite all the killings

Yorubas ll kill Igbos and Igbos ll Yorubas but the most important thing is that Igbos ll leave and bilateral relationship between the two ll be mirage for life.

Igbos need Yorubas more than Yorubas need them.

It's obvious today that Yorubas hardly come to your region for economic reasons but you come to our region in thousands if not millions

You ll dearly pay through your nose for all these stupidities when the time comes

The animosity is worst than what it was in 60s cod all Yorubas are now aware of your hatred towards them unlike 60s when Yoruba people gave you enough space to thrive

shame on you and your fellow tribe that you are dependent on strangers for ur daily upkeep if not for FG closure of sea ports in eastern Nigeria what else brings us to your side when there was dollar scarcity did u not go to igbo markets n see aw you guys were clamouring for importers n date of arrival of their containers so that you call feed it simply means that we provide what u feed on.i pray we leave for biafra n u will taste hunger n poverty. Ask ur leaders y the silence since the quit notice given simple they see hunger

hilroy:
For every 1 Yoruba man in Alaigbo, there are 500 Igbos in Yorubaland. Put that number at the back of your mind. The animosity this time is strong and real.

mind u that igbo are more brutal than you think or have u forgotten aw they threw your tribe in eko bridge many years ago.come to ojo alaba when OPC was deadly what happened to their boss when they went to fight,tgey were killed like fowl.you guys only like fighting when u are more in number but when it comes to one on one fight we always see ur weapon of destruction which is ur mouth in action. If you dare any igbo in ur land mark my word they will invade your land from east n cause havoc my one cent, no hatred attached cos I believe in one peaceful existence

TD4real:
Dear nairalanders, plz i need advice from experienced minds. I am 28 years old and have been workin in a Bank for three years ( i am fairly confortable ). But i have been under pressure by my dad to advance my studies abroad.

The issue here is that it feels i will be starting life all over again, after the MSC then what ? Come back ? Job search again?? I also have a girl friend i have been committed to and we both have been planning to settle down next yr.

I am so confused and i cant plan my future any longer. Some people have adviced that living abroad is always better than nigeria while others have said , if you are ok here why move.

Plz career experts and experinced ones should plz advice me putting into consideration my relationship commitments too.

my single advice is don't quit ur job unless u at gotten ur Canadian visa cos getting it is like fetching water with a basket

Opinionated:
By Adeniyi Emmanuel Bamgboye

Do you know you can spend just N20,000 on your wedding and still retain your champion as a perfect gentleman and in-law? Don’t worry, I am an accountant, I will give you a succinct breakdown.

Registry fee is within N12,000 – N14000 depending on the local government you wish to use. Let’s pick the upper range which is N14,000

Don’t go and buy egg roll. One is now N80. You know you cannot afford this; the best is to go for Ghanaian buns. One is N20 , you can buy it loju (at) dozen for discount sake. Buy 2 dozen because of the impromptu and accidental guests. That’s approximately N450. It could be lesser, if you can bargain well.

Buy a crate of 7up, not coke or Fanta. That’s N1,400
Budget N1,500 for cab transport. Uber is cheap. It’s your wedding day. You can’t afford to be a “trekkist” on that glorious day.

You don’t need a photographer. Use the camera on your phone. If you don’t have a camera phone, you can use your friend’s own.

To achieve all these, you have to make your wedding an alupaida (mystical) event. The one where your blurry wedding pictures will just surface magically online without you giving any of your friends prior notice. Some of them may be angry with you. Beg them well. They will understand.

Don’t bother about new clothes; wear what you have at home.

For your refreshment to be sufficient, make sure your guest list includes both parents (yours and hers), two of your friends who will also sign and act as witnesses and cameramen respectively.

In total, you have 10 guests including you and your wife. With this, the Ghanaian buns and 7up are likely to go round. You would even have more than sufficient for the court staff who are fond of doing “Atenu”

Back to my analysis. N14,000 + N450 + N1,400 + N1,500 equals N17,350.

With this, you will have N2, 650 as change. Use it to cook honeymoon Soup. Enjoy your life to the fullest with your wife.

Implement this religiously and thank me later.

Source: http://www.opinions.ng/plan-nigerian-wedding-n20000-less/

cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44

i believe ur budget is for Wed when u have about 800k u can then bodly complete it to wedding except u intend to invite goats n not humans

HeOrShe:
Rubbish.


Only the money spent on taking this tractor to the location is bigger than the cost of the tent called house they are destroying.. instead of using hand to destroy it.


Make I balance as FTC to see if and how they would destroy Evans mansions.. or is he not a kidnapper.

will u volunteer to demolish the house

39k

kalu01:
Good morning nairalanders,
i couldn't sleep last night because of my girlfriend's altitudes our relationship is just three months and i'm emotionally punched drunk right now she is very abusive. she call me all sort of names i have told her i don't like it she apologize and in less than five seconds she does the same, she always telling me how her ex use to take her to shopping and night clubs that i cant take care of her.
she doesn't want my friends and family around me, she will shout at me as if i'm her kid brother i need help on how to come out of this mess i think i have falling in love with the wrong person please i need help.

u don't need someone to talk to you its a quit mood activation u need

Check my do n call my number that way we can get started would give u fool details when u call

Airforce1:
Seems your main purpose in life is to please ladies.

You're so dumb.

now I get to understand ur purpose in life is to embarrass yourself in the name of pride

Airforce1:
Seems your main purpose in life is to please ladies.

You're so dumb.

my happiness is that am not the only one who sees u as immature and folly

Realkenny:
What is wrong with all these nairalanders
Sarrki, airforce1, Nwaamakipe,one user with funi name like 0b110011

These guys are old enough yet they act so childish especially that nwaamkipe I hate that guy always on nairaland 24/7 typing sh*it, looking for likes and mention

they all makes ladies insult n see other guys as be folly n immature .with his childish character,i wonder how he acts among his peer

YoungBlackRico:
[color=#CC6600]Y'all should free this nigga imo, let him do his thing. If you don't like what he's doing, you can either choose to not open the thread at all or just read and move on. [/color]

its when u ignore him then he feels his on the right track he needs to be corrected since he's shown he's highly immature

Randyhot:
Patient name- Airforce1.
Age- Sept 2 1999
Diagnosis- delusions with acute fever and paranoia
Condition - Critically unstable , subject to excessive hallucinations and megalomania

Treatment - lobotomy and psychotherapy.
Recommendations - must spent at least one full year in a white garment church with intense flagellations and induced scorching heat.

Signed Dr Hakim Lawal.

please add this "the cane to be used to bring him back must be soaked in logo weed mixed with dry gin"wont be surprise someday to see a picture of him dancing naked in the name of stupid showoff like he's a well to do personality

Would go for rhemadavids she's my kind of a lady in stature

A190:
I'm now a bona-fide member. . Welcome me guys

welcome on board

MrCork:
... my niggggga.. but why r u datin under age chick?

which mature lady will date him with his childish and immature display of attention

Airforce1:
I want to believe this is Romance section.

u need to work on yourself cos u av changed girlfriends lik a woman on her monthly period counting the day it starts