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newyorks:
one olosho like that i cari oneday tell me say make she see am before we commence cos say some some people na fine bob for outlook but that side cum small like finger battary.

u just said olosho cos she's a bore hole that's why she wants a mac dowel bottle instead of a microphone

newyorks:
though no lady has complained about my dick, but i feel like adding more length.

my dear what many ladies won't tell u is that performance is better than size do don't ur self with d size of ur dick. Learn aw to use it n stay hours yet still be in the mood

holuwajobar:
As for me....hmmmm......hmmm.....let me go and think abt it....

i don't believe in love

Write this quote for me"it takes two to be in love "

Millz404:

no girl is worth a penny to be as far as she's a Nigerian so willingly I will let go off her for nothing

when it's from a guy it's called love

[color=#006600][/color]i detest women

Synord:
In his new song If, dmw boss and sony act david adeleke popularly known as davido claimed he had 30 billion in his ACCOUNT. thats like almost 20 million dollars .. .. Do musicians really earn that much

he might be worth that amount but not I cash in a bank

emekan:
Hello guys. Will make this short. Kinda busy at the moment. The D1, D2 and D3 inscriptions on your gear lever mean that you can engage any one of these three (4 forward gears inclusive of D). The function of this is to enable traction at low speeds. In sandy or very muddy areas, engaging any of the D1, D2 or D3 will restrict the gear from exceeding the respective gearing. Take for instance you select D1, no matter how hard you rev your car engine, your vehicle will never exceed gear 1. This ensures low end traction for sandy terrain or when low end power is needed for towing. If on the othe hand, you select D2, the gear will never exceed second gear no matter how hard you rev the engine. Same applies to D3. If however, D is selected, it allows the gear choose between the 5 available forward gears depending on how hard you rev and the road inclination and conditions. The ECU considers many factors simultaneously and decides the best gear in this case to choose in order to deliver best fuel economy under the prevailing circumstances. Hope this helps. Cheers.

well said u are simply right with ur explanation

Cinderella5:
... except you want to keep self servicing.

A broke guy can't afford olosho cos he is broke,
A broke guy can't afford a girlfriend cos even though we know it's all about love, but love without finance is he'll fire.

As a broke guy, use your little finance to upgrade your life not to spend on sex. Invest it, work hard, stop chasing women, it's foolishness to do so.

n u forget that ladies are as cheap as bn good looking n having a good device as a phone

GloriaNinja:
she must be a psycho

there are many silly things she said that completely compliment what u said about her even though in a relationship we both bear the flaws but her flaws are very scary.she once told me in the presence of friends that not even my family can stop her from bn my wife

GloriaNinja:
ONLY WEAK MEN HITS WOMEN.

my dear speak for yourself I av dated a lady who begged me to beat her up cos she wants to see the angry me.i tried avoiding her to the extend that I left my room to sleep outside in the cold yet she came there so when I slapped her in my room tears flowed.in this situation will u say only weak men hit women cos all these happened late into the nyt

DanseMacabre:
Bro, I really don't understand. Are you narcissistic, or you just have this overwhelming need to show off. It might even be Obsessive Compulsive Disorder in disguise, or a paranoiac complex of sorts, since you feel haters are always watching you.


Bro, please endeavour to visit a psychiatrist at your soonest convenience. I'm speaking out of concern, not mockery.



Congrats on the house anyway, your mom must be proud.

well said advice so on point

NwaAmaikpe:

He deserves it...

How can a civilian disobey a military man.

people lik you need brain reset

4C2215131:
Greetings good folks!

I would be infinitely grateful if experienced architects and allied professionals can help me vet this building cost breakdown. The mentioned costs is a 2 & 3 bedroom detached bungalow. It was prepared by an architect and in addition to not being around, I do not have the qualification nor experience to ascertain how competitive in terms of cost this is.

Please I really need your help. Is the cost breakdown a close enough reflection of the true situation of things ( it was prepared just a day ago) or is it way off board?

Can I go ahead with the project?

Like I said, it's just the cost of erecting a carcass (that's the name they say you experts call it) while I handle some other projects that are very pertinent. I may be wrong in my terminology but, what I typed there is the exact document I was given, so never minding the nomenclature of the job, are the listed tasks going to gulp the assigned sum or it may be done for cheaper (not shoddier).

Again, I am open to quotes from other professionals as I have more jobs in this respect to accomplish within two quarters of this year.

Find the breakdown below thus:

1. Substructure-N1,057,022.69
2. Masonry-N899,949.83
3. Structural/Carcassing Metal/Timber-N629,476.43
4. Roofing & Ceiling-N738,110.89
5. Windows & Doors-789,862.50
Total= N4,275,772.22

For the 3 Bedroom Detached Bungalow
1. As above-N2,108,293.46
2. As above-N1,371,976.50
3. As above-N777,382.16
4. As above-N1,355,975.89
5. As above-1,167,900.00
Total= N6,781,528.01


Thanks and warmest regards.

I would advice that you add a million more into the quoted budget

LastMumu:
They say Chelsea lacks class that we change coaches too often. Barcelona have changed more coaches in the last 10 years than CBN's FX policies this year alone.

2008 - Rijkaard.
2012 - Guardiola
2013 - Tito Vilanova
2014- Tata Martino
2017- Liuz Enrique
2017 - Valverde
2018 - Arsene Wenger

instead of Arsene wenger we would take the coach of ajegunle FC to coach Barça cos wenger most appreciated record is making profit not trophies for club

khiaa:
I'm just curious, how would you know that she is a lady of value just by looking at a picture unless you are talking about a green card value?

dear any lady with a big n beautiful shape has an immense value to me coz cos the big bold n beautiful ladies rock a guy's world

This is what I call a lady of value

God bless ur hard work n grant u long life

Jesusloveyou:
because the same man wanted to make a change from the past,
If he had continued in that direction of corruption, maybe according to Ipods like you the country would had be better off

check his record as a minister n see his embezzling capacities that's y his wife's office was changed from office of the first lady to office of the wife of the president to avoid declaring his asset in her account

Jesusloveyou:
if arm robber come rob you from 1980 to 2015, how will you survive within 2yrs or even 12yrs?
Ipods sef

its a pity the way u think in this era so in the over fifty years of independence,just twice have we had recession yet under same person being at the helm of power not ring a bell of being incompetent in terms of administration to rule us to economic growth

[quote author=snrman post=56766694]Its called Recession only economist understand this term.
[/quote I studied economics as well but what we are seeing is lack of vision n direction to push the economy forward it's a shame when two times a man became the manager of an organization it's then the organization collapsed n he's pushing the losses on his predecessor

[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]in marriage I don't believe there should be rape hence u should be accommodating him as regards sex no matter how tired u are to avoid cheating in marriage better still have a time table for sex( vice versa) n adhere to it.sorry ladies we men are of the very high libido n get attracted by physical sight of our partners unlike u ladies who are emotionally aroused

PrettyCrystal:
A Nigerian man identified as Onyebuchi Emenanka who graduated years back from Abia State University ABSU has paid a 20-year-old debt to a carpenter who helped his almost twenty years ago... Read what he shared on his Facebook page below few days ago;

PAYING A 20 YEAR OLD DEBT

Today, I decided to put a big smile on someone's face. When the ABSU event was over and on my way back, I did a stop over at the place where I used to live as a student on Agiriga Street Okigwe.

My mission was simple - to pay a surprise visit to my old neighbors, who are mostly local carpenters and petty traders.

I moved into that area sometime in 1998 and lived there till 2001 when I graduated. My brother Chiemezie Nwakanma was living there then and helped me secure the room. We were next door neighbors. Iyke Aaron and Chizuru Kanu later joined us there.

There is this particular carpenter who was so kind to me then. He would do my carpentry works free of charge and will lend me money whenever I was broke. I didn't pay back most of those monies. The Mbano man was just nice to me and treated me like his own son.

The man has a penchant for speaking high sounding grammar and we named him the Professor of Carpentology, a title he cherishes so much... Heheheheheheheh.

17 years after, I stormed the place today and it was a big party.

I ensured that there were drinks of different kinds and food to go round. All the carpenters stopped work to welcome their old neighbor. The women were not left out.

I told them stories of how that carpenter assisted me greatly and without seeking any pay back from me. I thanked all of them for the kindness and love they showed me then. They were all amazed that I could still remember all of that almost 20 years after.

The carpenter had a set of male triplets while I lived there. They are all grown now and one them works with him in his shop. He said the boy is brilliant but he has no money to train him in school. He lost his wife a few years ago.

There and then, I announced that I will send him to the university and bear the cost of his training. The man broke down in tears. I told him that his son should get a better life than he had. I am fully committed to keeping that promise. I shall help secure admission for him and see him through school. Who knows? He may be the channel through which God will liberate the family from the vicious cycle of poverty and deprivation.

It was a great day today as we drank and relived old times. I ensured that each of them got some small cash in their pockets. Before I took my leave, they all asked me to kneel down while they said some prayers that touched my soul.

I felt a deep sense of fulfilment today.
Yes...

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/05/see-what-man-did-for-carpenter-who.html

may God make u fly high like the eagle away from your enemies n av a sharp sight like the eagle to ur success path for ur kind gesture

ourkobo:
Guys imagine o
yesternight, after planing with my beautiful hot chick who promised to visit and sleep over, I received a surprising call from my ex girlfriend around 5pm.
she said she is coming over,too.

I had to cancel my meeting with the first girl, so that my ex can come (opportunity cost).

after everything, it was time for night stuff ..
she refused, as a gentle man, I quietly left the room for her, to avoid me misbehaving.

I slept in my guy's room. while discussing with the guy, he just asked me to shun her which I did. although I was angry.
cos I sacrificed something, just to accommodate her. (you understand?)

now this morning she took her bath and dressed to go, she then asked me to give her 5k to fix her hair.
I just gave her one angry look eh, told her that am not giving her one kobo.

She left and I didn't even escort her self.

I kept asking myself why she came the first place.

someone was using her house for fun n needed to sleep somewhere else so she prefers to punish you by sleeping in ur house n asking u for 5k summed it up

Jajayi:
While Governor Akinwunmi Ambode is CONSTRUCTING roads & bridges, Governor Fayose is EATING on roads & bridges

can u compare the igr of Lagos where apart from the air u breath u pay huge amount for it to a low life state like ekiti if u want to compare try Lagos to rivers state even though Lagos earns more n stop u mockery

aurxtino:
Hello house, please I would like to share a story with you guys. My gf just admitted to me yesterday that she was once a Runs girl that she used the money she was getting to sponsor herself through school, and now she is a graduate and she has stopped doing runs for good.ever since yesterday I have not been able to stomach the fact that I am dating and would probably marry a girl that once did run. Today she would be coming to see my mother. What should I do ? Should I just tell her it over or should I just stick with her since she already admitted and told me the truth?

if I were to be in ur shoes I will hug n forever love her for bn sincere.do u know how many girls out there change men like diapers yet claim not to be a runz girl truth be told stick to her cos she gave u the option of staying with her or not with a sincere heart

Dotwillis1:
why is he putting on a dark shade at night
The guy local no be small


......I give for alms what this dude ranting below me make a whole year

na u local pass cos u think say na everybody da like bright light to da shine for their eyes at night answer this question n see y him get sense pass u

sexybbstar:
They want to impress by force.

personally I prefer sex at night cos that's when am actively involved in the fun