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SportsRe: Van Nistelroy Is Real Madrid's New Cult Hero by roflmao: 8:17pm On Sep 27, 2006
Ruud must count himself lucky he left that gay league at the right time. Now he's joined Madrid at a time Madrid is really hungry for success and according to my tested and trusted almighty formula:

new coach + 3 years starvation + Beckham on bench == success

No doubt,
ComputersRe: AMD vs Intel: Which Is Better? by roflmao: 7:51pm On Sep 27, 2006
Chxta:
Whenever I want to do something I've found that CNET is a damned good advisor, so I recommend that you read this.
Damn! AMD wiped the floor with Intel yo. SMH. Intel lost mad haaaaard, grin grin grin

But I'd still go for Intel any day cos on the long run Intel is prolly better, iono really, I'm just not an AMD fan kinda, ya'll dig
RomanceRe: White Girls Dating Nigerian Men by roflmao: 4:41pm On Jun 14, 2006
Hey yo Dathought STFU! I'm tired of lames like you thinking because beefing with Whites cos "a white broad embarassed you" for being stupid makes you intelligent or revolutionary.All you retards do is whinge, moan and complain like a b*tch.GTFOH!!!

I ain't even gonna go into some real shyt witcha cos you obviously still upset but you gotta keep your bleeping hatred to yourself homie.Nobody here aked you to go acting stupid or sumpin'.You all on here dealing with your emotions like some jump-off hoodrat over some shyt we all experience but ain't nobody here moaning like you.

And if you being emotionally hurt cos of some shyt a white person done to you, well that's part of life so quit b*tching, toughen up be a man.You should be asking yourself what civil way are there to change the state of the world and not put someone else down by taking your frustrations out on them just cos they're white. That's stupid!

I couldn't give a Bleep if you green or yellow.As far as I am concerned everybody is an INDIVIDUAL! You maigh wanna note that down and think about it before you come out next time b*tching over your emotions.
RomanceRe: White Girls Dating Nigerian Men by roflmao: 4:18pm On Jun 14, 2006
LMAO@ Dethought mad cos I exposed his fake ass. I see u still hurting after what that shortie did to ya. Don't take it too hard homie you just need to step ya game up
EducationRe: Can I Get Admission For Masters Abroad With A 2nd Class Lower 1st Degree Result by roflmao: 12:49pm On Jun 02, 2006
I'd say you're definately doing good by getting your CCNA & CCNP and Post graduate Diploma might be a good thing cos you may well be able to get in directly. The indication I'm getting is that you're going into Computer Networks right?

Anyway my best advice is that you research and make a shortlist of your preferred Universities. Then contact the relevent persons in-charge of admissions into their Masters programs and put your situation forward to them to best know where you at and what you may need to do. From that you will be able to get an official confirmation as well as what will best suit you. I did likewise before commencing my undergraduate program and it got me settled, answered my questions, and totally cleared my doubts.
CareerRe: Graduates: Is Your Occupation Related To Your Degree? by roflmao: 12:30pm On Jun 02, 2006
Ain't nuthin' to do with being Nigerian - that's the way it is all over the world. In fact that's the norm. On average you likely to work in an field not entirely related to your degree particularly in the later stages of your life. That's why most Unis are making their Degree programs as flexible as possible by offering stuffs like combined programs to enable their graduate cope.

Students need to realise that too and take advantage of it as well because that's what employers are also wishing for. Nobody wants an inflexible robot who can't survive outside of his/her field.
EducationRe: Can I Get Admission For Masters Abroad With A 2nd Class Lower 1st Degree Result by roflmao: 12:18pm On Jun 02, 2006
You may well be able to. Depends on the University you graduated from and that you're applying to. The latter will prolly be the deciding factor but other factors will come into consideration like your professional experience and/or any external professional qualifications you may hold.

I suppose in the worst case you may just have to take something like an Access course I guess. Nothing that serious
TV/MoviesRe: 'Lord Of The Rings' Or 'Harry Potter' Movie? by roflmao: 12:51pm On May 22, 2006
LMAO @ LOTR and Harry Potter appearing in the same sentence. You must not have read 'em cos if you have you'll realise why errbody here been saying it ain't no contest at all. I ain't even gonna bother voting cos this is just lame.

It's like comparing King Sunny Ade with Dele Taiwo. ROF-LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
ComputersRe: Linux or Windows Operating System? by roflmao: 12:14pm On May 10, 2006
I'm a Linux fan myself but I'll have to agree with allonym on this stuff. The points he talked about are what I've considered but still prefer Linux. Basically I call it how I see it and I call a spade a spade.

I moved to Linux mainly because as a Computer Science student it just don't sound right to be unfamiliar with it or any other Unix based OS for that matter. In fact a prospective employer at one of the bigget IT company told us during our Industrial Placement presentation: "If you want us to refuse you then don't learn Linux!".

In the industry there are things Linux are better at than Windows and there are those Windows are better at (or maybe more suitable/appropraite for!) than Linux. But as a typical desktop PC for homeuse, running Windows will always be an advantage. The fact is, and as allonym put it, "it's a matter of taste and idealogy". But I'll also like to add awareness and familiarity to that because some people may like Linux if they ever were aware of it or gain familiarity with it.

I run both on my machine but I tend to use the Windows for DVD or watch TV. I use Linux more often because actually like the challenges it gives, it's raw and purer, and given that I've only been running it less than a year I can also build on my familairity ans experience with it. But then I'll agree this is all because I'm in IT and can find my way round it due to my knowledge (plus little experience with Solaris) than the ordinary user wanting a PC for personal homeuse.

Here's a very good, realistic, unbiased. and useful article on this topic:http://www.michaelhorowitz.com/Linux.vs.Windows.html
EducationRe: Your Secondary School And University? by roflmao: 9:26am On May 05, 2006
mukina2:
: shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
do u know were osama please tell me,
so i go join him grin grin grin grin grin grin
No. I haven't met him yet. I'm currently in 300 level studying Global Terrorism and I'm on Industrial Training with the Hamas Fatah Militant Movement in Palestine till September before returning to Afghanistan for my final year.

I'm aiming for a 1st or 2:1 at least because only students with good results get to meet Osama as part of their graduation ceremony. Feel where I'm coming from? wink
EducationRe: Your Secondary School And University? by roflmao: 8:47pm On May 04, 2006
Secondary: Babylonia Military High, Baghdad, Iraq
University: Al- Qaeda Training Ground, Kabul, Afghanistan
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Is Evil! What Do I Believe? by roflmao: 8:40pm On May 04, 2006
2cantango:
I honestly don't know how you tolerate all this bull rubbish Nwoke undecided I'm sorry that so many people seem to think their own perfection allows them to keep throwing stones in your direction.
STFU!!!

Hey yo $eun screw all them haters son. Them salty bashers just mad cos they ain't touching your paper. But that shyt funny though, lmao grin grin grin

Like I said this whole shyt is just entertainment so don't sweat it. You just treat it as comedy and enjoy the laughter. It ain't like anyone knows you personally or it leaves a scratch on you homie.
ComputersRe: Ubuntu Linux by roflmao: 5:39pm On May 04, 2006
Yea I run Ubuntu Breezy 5.10 on my Dell D810 with XP professional and no problems at at all. I used to run FC4 prior but I never used that cos wireless networking was hell.

Installation was smooth and it automatically configured my wireless network(which I couldn't do even manually on FC4!) and I've just been going on step by step since then. I use XMMS for most of my music but I also have VLC(plays windows media files), Xine (on which my totem player is based) and RealPlayer(this was a little tricky to install!) just to give me other options when I need to play some other wierd format music files.

If your music files are mainly MP3s then I'd suggest you go for XMMS as it's easier to install and configure. Ubuntu maintains an online repository where you can get most software and libraries you need. The Synaptic Application Manager allows you to get these at mouse clicks. You may need to configure it depending on your needs but the default configuration should be enough for most users. You also get important software updates which you can choose to install or ignore.

The only software I haven't managed to install successfully is Skype although I did manage to get the static version to work. I suppose all you need is a little bit of time and patience to get things to your desire. And believe me there are more than enough stuff online to help you do anything. Everything I've done with my machine comes from online resource help pages - no textbooks! So if you scratching your head then http://www.google.com and http://www.wikipedia.org are excellent places to start.

"Ubuntu - Linux for Human Beings". Nuff said!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Is Evil! What Do I Believe? by roflmao: 5:00pm On May 04, 2006
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

LMAO @ $eun/Nwoke (or whatever the heck his wack ass name is again!) getting bashed on them blogs. I called his ass out the last time I was here to explain himself for deleting my thread but the chump pussied out, and did what he knew best - deleted my thread! grin grin grin

I's like I could give a Bleep, lmao. I think people take this whole forum shyt too seriously and if you have a sensitive homo ass admin like $eun,, oh sorry, Nwoke, then it's gon' be like living in China, lol. This whole things should be taken strictly as ENTERTAINMENT!!! Anybody catching feelings should eat a d*ick (well you can ban members if you're a gay ass admin  grin).

Props though for exposing Nwoke for being a chump that he is. And Nwoke don't get mad if i hurt your emotions homie. Didn't intentionally mean to. You know you ma favourite Admin right?  grin grin grin grin grin
Music/RadioRe: Top 5 Best Rappers Of All Time by roflmao: 1:20pm On May 04, 2006
LMAO @ all you pretenders on this wack ass board trying to front like ya'll really into rap. FOH will all 'em bullshit list ya'll putting up there. Ya'll just re-title this thread as "Top 5 RnB (Rap & Bullshit) Rappers" or "Most Popular Rappers" or sumpin.

A top 5 list wih 50, Ja, Dre, Snoop, Em, (even Pac is debatable!) in it is weak and laughable. None of ya'll shyt got credibility sorry. Step your rap game up.

And if I happen to have touched your emotions, well I ain't sorry! Ya'll a bunch of pathetic fruity flavoured homos on here.
Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by roflmao: 8:38pm On Apr 07, 2006
Ghostface - Fishscale
CelebritiesRe: Piggy Bank, My Fofo, Checkmate, And The Game Dissin G-unit: Which Is The Bomb? by roflmao: 1:35pm On Apr 07, 2006
wise:
50 IS THE HOTTEST, ALL AROUND DISS. PIGGY BANK, MY BUDDY AND OTHER SOLID TRACK. 5O COME FROM LIGHT TO WEIGHT AND HE IS HOT. 50 single handedly take over thr rap game. Where is ja today? he is not breathing and he gat no fame like the past. 50 IS ON TOP NOW. 50 IS JUST TOO HOT SO U DUDE SHOULD SHOT UR MOUTH UP AND STOP SAYING SHIT ABOUT 50. Check his word out: GET RICH OR DIE TRYING, THAT WORD IS ALWAYS A CHALLENGE IF YOU DONT KNOW, NOW U KNOW.

50 IS A REAL GANGSTA AND THAT WAS WHY SNOOP WAS KEEPING HIS COMPANY. CHECK DIS TRACK OUT ALSO: IF I CAN'T
ROF-LMAO @ this confused chump!!! FOH lil' nigga
FashionRe: Earrings On Men by roflmao: 1:15pm On Apr 07, 2006
This thread already points out why most guys wear studs/earrings: MOST FEMALES FIND STUDS/EARRINGS ON MEN ATTRACTIVE!!!

So for the salty ass guys on here uncannily hating on guys who rocks studs/earrings they have a reason for doing so. Just as some guys work out to get abs and pecks because females are attracted to 'em too.

I got no qualms with males rocking studs/earrings i just don't do 'em cos the reason ain't worth it (i.e. Lame!!!). Afterall i still manage to get my fair share of female to look my side without 'em.
CelebritiesRe: Piggy Bank, My Fofo, Checkmate, And The Game Dissin G-unit: Which Is The Bomb? by roflmao: 1:14pm On Apr 06, 2006
ladebi:
fat joe really got it right this is what we call
DISS.
I love this motherfuckin hip hop game. Yeah, that'll do it
Yeah, I love hip hop
I love this muthafuckin hip hop game
This nigga here is a little nigga man
Stay in your motherfucking lane nigga
You fucking with the Don nigga
Folow me
Fifty meet, Fifty, he's the fakest that you've ever seen
Curtis, Curtis Jackson, how come you can never been seen
Once I got you, I'm going to get give you
My, My, fo fo fo fo
My, My, fo fo fo fo
My, My, fo fo fo fo
I'm going to give it to you baby, nice and slow

Fifty you goin to end up dead when you fuckin with crack
Talk about your girl pop off, where the mess you be at
I see MJ in the hood more than Curtis
Matter of fact, this beef rubbish is making niggaz nervous
It's going to be families grieving every sunday service
End up with your head popped off thanks to Curtis
But he don't care, he's still locked up in his house and rubbish
Steroid up and he wont come about that bitch
Is it me or does candy shop sound like magic stick?
In the video, this nigga fifty bout to strip
Shaking his ass, what the mess is wrong with this nigga
Fifty don't make me
Oh yeah, you got sixty-five niggaz on your team
And they're not from Southside Jamaica, Queens
They're the boys in blue, and I'm just speaking the truth
Yeah we all see the bitch in you
Follow me
Weak!!!
Music/RadioRe: The Best Diss Song by roflmao: 11:53am On Apr 06, 2006
spikelord:
U make me laugh man over one thang. The thang is that I don't understand you!
Well I like to be light-hearted as much as I can. But I'm dead serious about what I said dawg. Pac's "Hit em up" just an aight diss song. Son was just screaming, bluffing and rambling over that shyt till he got his punk ass clapped for running his big mouth tooooo much.

And you can't deny that Joey is a mediocre rapper at best. Curtsnitch Ratson was a good rapper till the release of GRODT. But he's since turned out better than Olivia at singing!

When I say Pac was an aight rapper I mean just that. Son had good subject matter, poetry and emphasised his lyrics with passion. He was also a good both at acting in Hollywood and in real life(if you recognise wher i'm coming from!) so he had the package to make him a damn good Artist. But just as a rapper Pac ain't shyt! He just aight.

Jadakiss, well son's history speaks for itself. He ain't playing when he said he "Top 5 Dead or Alive" kid. Son got mad lyrics, flow and delivery that could contest with the best rappers and get 'em shook to death in the pants. Recognise that on the real. Them D-Block boys ain't playing no games kid - 2 Gunz Up!
CelebritiesRe: Piggy Bank, My Fofo, Checkmate, And The Game Dissin G-unit: Which Is The Bomb? by roflmao: 11:13am On Apr 06, 2006
Ya'll funny, Checkmate bodied all 'em shyt in the list pound for pound.

True story!
FashionRe: Earrings On Men by roflmao: 9:53pm On Apr 05, 2006
Er,, point of correction Our forefathers DID wear earring, albeit maybe for different reasons,

I don't and won't wear earrings cos i think it's just lame how errbody seem to think they look cool or good cos they've got a earring on. If I had a more practical reason for wearing 'em then I would.
Music/RadioRe: Who Is The Best Rapper In Nigeria by roflmao: 4:31pm On Apr 05, 2006
Shina Peters
EducationRe: Ebonics: Is It Affecting You? by roflmao: 1:43pm On Apr 05, 2006
Well all you have to implement and be aware of is what we ebonic speakers call "Code Switching". That is you speak or use a varying degree of ebonics depending on social context. I'm currently on Industrial Placement and I work with a Government Agency and dpn't use ebonics when I'm in work related mode.

If you happen to associate with different people of diffrent backgrounds code switching will become sub-conscious to you befor you know it. Being in a foreign country definately helps because you are most likely going to work study and work with people from other racial and social background than yours.

I think the subject of conversation may also initiate code switching as I've found even when I'm with my homies. As I said once it's a sub-conscious thing you barely have control over it. Your brain just flip modes and you begin to use the appropriate language form. If you've read my post on other subjects I've replied to you can see there's a change of mode and pattern here,
TV/MoviesRe: South African Movie Industry Vs Nollywood by roflmao: 12:19pm On Apr 03, 2006
LMAO @ Nigerian movies even appearing in the same sentence as them South African movies. All 'em garbage them money hungry punks put out is trash. Them shyt wack than wack! The whole are a bunch of pathetically recycled stories with irritating sound and video editing, and actors that make me feel like I might just be on par with De Niro or Pacino! grin

I must say I don't look out or watch 'em but the little scenes I catch every now and them when I visit my sisters(they can't get enough of 'em!!!) just make me class them as pitiful comic - just like Nigerian Politics!

And don't even get me started with Yoruba based ones. They make the english based ones look like "The Godfather". I wasn't surprised at all when I's told some of 'em were made in two weeks. SMFH!!!

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