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Lamasta:
Pocohantas hope you gat no phobia for lion o cos only their roar alone I don reach my destination

Pocohantas that even has phobia for dogs and housecats that she sees and can go close to, it's lion she's now here acting like she loves.
Na only from far her own start & end

But come to think of it, what kind of animal lover doesn't like dogs and cats? Answer me Pocohantas. Lol

liberalchick:
Why should she face a legal action I thought we all agreed to be neutral until proven a rape occurred or not?

Is there proof she’s lying?

She has accused him. He has the right to clear his name via social media or the civil courts. The state where the alleged rape happened have a choice to investigate and take the crime (rape) to court if there is evidence.

What do u make of the outcome now

Who else saw this coming, raise your hand.

https://www.nairaland.com/6012731/police-clear-dbanj-rape-seyitan

No evidence, no nothing.

There issa big difference btw court of public opinion and court of law, clout chasers need to learn the difference.
Sentiments nor dey win court case

yettymuse:
Make una Dey summarize post wey no bring money abeg!

Lmao

mariahAngel:
No tell me anything jare!
Me I dey see end from beginning...na from "just mails" e dey take start.
Abeg, I no get that power!

You be Yoruba guy?

Lol, Mariah. Is that ur real name?

Ask me for mail

mariahAngel:
I no dey like hook up with people from nairaland ...dem dey creep me out

What of that babe wey dey follow you? Chyke her na

We're not hooking up ee, na just mails we wan exchange. You too dey rush

Rozz na my padi

Zzor:
you can ooo, that thing you are looking for ehn,i pray you find a typical calabar lady to trash it out for you.smh

Lol,rozz you dey worry. chai

Zzor:
See you, I pray she catch you here.I don't know why you men are never satisfied

Can't I make friends with a female from nl again?

MariahAngel, how can a nigga reach u na?

mariahAngel:
You dey stalk me abi?

Baba I sweeeeeeeeeeeeear, my email to this account no dey function

Account wey u just open which day for here. Make u dey whine me u hear

Yes I dey stalk u steady bumper to bumper, come bite me

mariahAngel:
We're in the sh!t together

You sef reason am na...
E been no occur to me say things strong for the guy reach that level na

Still on still, all these "stay strong" "things will get better" no dey solve anything abi?

Wetin be your other monicker? I been go mistake one guy for you
Him own monicker na Galactic something sha

I no go tell you my main yet, but no be dat galactico. I see where you dey waylay the innocent guy

Girls too dey like give themselves hope sha

mariahAngel:
You dey shame for me ?

You sef think am na....

My feelings for you na make me dey shame for u

mariahAngel:
Oh! My bad!
He got a haircut on credit and not give.

If that is the case, then he can learn some simple skills like barbing, then hook up with a barbershop owner.
A guy who owns a pimped up barber's shop in my area, took in a guy, taught him how to barb, then made an agreement with him.
Every week, the guy remits about 5k or more of the money he makes to his boss, then the rest is his.

mariahAngel:
It didn't occur to me that things were that bad

Although, it's better I saw it from that angle because if you check, most of the comments will not help solve his problem.
I don't see pitiful situations...

He can still make good use of the advice all the same...he's not as helpless as he thinks, it's just his mind playing tricks on him.

Nah wah. Stop typing jor, hian

mariahAngel:
You can achieve something with what you have in hand, make the most of it.
Up your barbing game by learning the latest styles.
Change your location. Na see finish dey cause credit
Upgrade by pimping your shop. Nobody would dare ask for a haircut on credit in a classy place
Promote your work through social media.

Just keep pushing sha...you go dey alright

Which shop?

yettymuse:
Let me come and see rich people’s feelings here..but I know say na poor people opinion go plenty pass

Talk your own na

yettymuse:
Dusty and free attention! Run along and play little boy, my attention is not free

Na Biyi be little boy. Is it not money dat will make u do high jump? Inbox me make I send u small thing ke

yettymuse:
make you try sell all this your fruits make better money o! Lime sef don cost all thanks to Covid!

I dey sell things wey dey more valuable than fruits ke, inbox me ur picture make I dash u small thing if u pretty enough

A round of applause for Miss Thokozani please. She did not miss one point.

Some of these ones dat even claiming to be strawberry, if you see them or their pictures ehn Please to qualify as a strawberry,you have to be exceptionally beautiful oo with attractive nyansh & breast, not average sturvs. No go dey claim wetin u no be

Yettymuse is probably a lime,looks unexceptional & still dey cause shock for teeth if u taste am

xynerise:
Yes, it is a sexual assault and pure wickedness.

Sorry to ignorantly ask. Don't women feel the presence of fluid in their cucchies or something dripping out?

Bros u have time. Guy will release inside woman and she will not know. maybe they're talking abt little girls dat don't know anything,not mature woman. Gravity dat will even make sperm flow towards the outside no matter what

pocohantas:
[s]My dear, take your time to do this great work. In fact, the phone I am using to type sef- I am sure you and your cohorts know who bought it for me.

You know I am jobless, you know I don’t have a car, you know all the NLders that have fcked me. Hey Chineke. You know me so well that you can’t pick me out of a crowd. Please don’t stop o. The NL world must know I am a witch. Let me sit back and see what your rants can change.

[/s]

Who be ur dear?

zmpp:
You can only deceive people who do not know you.

Cheers ee

pocohantas:
I could be . Depends on who I am dealing with. As I am normal with you, I can’t be normal with venomous creatures like zmpp, jornwhite and romangalactic. Those ones MondayMotivation is to pull me down and ensure no man on NL finds me attractive... but then

We see u for who u are cos everything about u on nl is a lie. Even the one thing u would have used to redeem urself by doing giveaway, we found out it was not ur money but u were fronting for someone else who dont like attention.
So u see, anyone who doesn't see u yet exactly as u are only needs our help which we gladly provide pro bono

Vyolet:
You can only attract your type no matter how you sugarcoat your choice.
Eating strawberry is a choice, if you don't like it, go for orange, banana, pawpaw and others.
There are people that enjoy Strawberry just the way it is because it is what is made of it that matters in the end.
Leave everybody to be whatever they want to be.
[s]Strawberry is pleasing, it protects your heart and as well increase you libido.[/s]

Anyone who chooses a strawberry woman does so without clear vision. Strawberry women are always a bad choice in the end because under all the shinning, glitter,& larger than life exterior, there's nothing of substance. A tasteless aesthetic queen, a cat fish, washed up and used up.

Ishilove:
You sha like to find trouble.

I only pray for her,not find trouble

fatymore:
Torikini?

For work & husband

fatymore:
I need a husband now...

Who will marry me? You must be a nairlander so we can grace front page too.


But before that, I need a job too

Send ur photo

Pocohantas come lets wish dis beautiful couple well. Rejoice wit those that rejoice so ur own can also happen.

Nairaland couple 2020, Poco urs will be 2021. Say amen

Zzor:
lol,but I noticed your absence,thats enough,remember someone is watching and reading your comments

I will find you

armyofone:
You be strawberry too
According to op, all ladies are strawberry
From Adam's apple to strawberry

Where d op talk diswan?

Zzor:
lol,its like you were banned too

For a while, yea.But u did not look for me na. Just to send msg you're still forming for me