pocohantas:

If he knows how much that his rant sweet me, e no for type am. Everyday them no dey let babes rest for here, give them just small, they’ll start crying like bush babies.

You my babe will have peace. They will never have peace and at some point, they’ll take their own advice.

mariahAngel:

If you're being honest you're not him, then I apologize.

mariahAngel:

If you're not him, then I apologize.

mariahAngel:


Hahahahahahaha

What is your address? Who knows, I might surprise you with a cake during Christmas season

mariahAngel:

You know what?
I'm beginning to suspect you're EmperorMaria and all those other trolling monickers you mentioned above...

The way you're quick to accuse...your writing style...your words...your memes...your stalking and knowing certain things that EmperorMaria knows
My intuition never fails me!


God help you the day I confirm it's you!

lefulefu:
dis chick wey dis ur paddy catch is fresh
just see her thighs
nice

Munzy14:

hmmmmmm

Munzy14:

No child In naija, when her MIL starts praying to see her grandchildren, unto patience ozokwo way...

Munzy14:

chai nairaland....smh.....

LagosInter:
Please how did you find your spouse?

I had no women growing up and even in uni, even when I had a few admirers. I was consumed in studies and making money, hence had no time for myself. Sex was no problem though.


By the grace of God, I am reasonably comfortable now but don't just know how to go about getting a wife.

Note that I said a wife. I can easily get flings. Approaching women is not the issue but I am always moving about from one state to the other, so it contributed to my avoiding commitments.


Now i feel like I need someone special. I haven't found interest in anyone in facebook matchmaking groups.


I will be 30 soon.

Merciful71:

we are in the same shoe so no insult. can we meet

mariahAngel:


Employee of the decade!

Those who employ don't have two heads. Reason it.

Aimerosa25:
you r welcome

Klass99:
[s]

Here we go again, with this failing penis and wailing penis somebori.

Quit your bitching/barking like a dog, it has gotten old already.

Is your penis functioning well enough to get a woman pregnant yet? [/s]

Klass99:
[s]@ Petyprincess, while I am lol @ the drama in your narrative and how NL's romance section can be very dramatic as a whole, I can't help but wonder, are you absolutely certain of what you've said about her numerous monikers?

In the short time I have been here I have been called out, as the same person behind four different monikers I have nothing to do with. Two of those monikers in particular are vile ones I hate being associated with.

Squillaci was one of the monikers cited as me, I denied that allegation when it first came up and even insulted the person who said so and got banned for it. But, I am glad I did because fast forward to a month or two later (after I was accused of being Squillaci) there's a 14 page thread on Squillaci exposing him as a fraud with 3 other accounts he uses to scam people out of their money, his real name and bank account details were also revealed to save others from his scam.

A negative impression is created in the minds of others, when allegations like these are made. So, please be 100% certain that someone is behind numerous and any how monikers, before dragging them. I type in peace, I'm not looking to start a fight.[/s]

Aimerosa25:
calm down, and keep trying, what's yours is yours.

Aimerosa25:
abeg don't kill me with laughter

Aimerosa25:
his, na wa o uncle roman

Organs:

That you knew this much about her means you are one of those that "unfortunately" needs, and gets all those updates from her and gives her those attention. Use your time on beta things lazy Nigerian yuttt.

pocohantas:

The truth they have refused to tell themselves. I can’t imagine keeping up with someone that much and even if I do, why should it be a problem when I am (allegedly) living a better life? How?

cooooooks:
In parts of NY/LA, yes. Even $10k for penthouses.

cooooooks:
The only place where you'll rent a one room apartment, i.e, a studio not a one bedroom apartment, for $2,000 is in Manhattan and downtown LA or Hollywood.

In some parts of the USA, rent for a 3 bedroom apartment is less than $1,200. So it depends on where you are.

Romangalactic:


Unlyk u who love 2 share wit naiarland wat u ate, wer u live, wer u go to, who u sent small change to, hw many cake u receive on ur bday, or hw ur imaginary company move tins 2 hotel, some of us actually dnt need attention 2 feel beta abt ourself.

We just good,secure, & roll abt on a normal level, no nid 2 b louding tinz on an anonymous forum 4 self elevation

pocohantas:

Na social media protester. Those ones come online to attack any Poco post. Make them commot street, give us live report na.

mariahAngel:
To make this deliciously moist banana fudge cake, the ingredients I used are:

-qn and

mariahAngel:

I love how the yam absorbed the sauce.

pocohantas:

[s]How far? Shey they have started to collect? I have never seen a set that hates to be objective like the average Nigerian. I hope all those people calling me stupid and selfish would go quench the fire burning the country currently.

They could have easily allowed all of us coexist side by side, but they refused to. They said the inconveniences are part of the price for revolution. The looting they are also facing should be counted as a price for revolution.

How did we forget the average Nigerian is criminal minded, thrives in chaos and SARS isn’t the only problem we have? They never see anything. They should send more rice and chicken to “peaceful protesters”. [/s]

cococandy:
I remember this story.

There’s something fundamentally wrong with Nigerian men in uniform

pocohantas:


Nigerian men in uniforms are first Nigerian MEN.
Then they are also NIGERIANS.

There is something fundamentally wrong with NIGERIANS.