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MrCork:
bro please quit nagging..it ris wot it risss. Our job has men is to chase women. ..pirrriod.
We are the hunter. Women r the haunted..and it's our job to buy them gift sir!!.

We ar sayin d same tin Dey shud stop actin lyk dey can survive & enyoy gifts witout us. They nid us

CosmicPhoenix:

men do not need women to survive,women need men to survive.

Wisdom

Drfunmisticglow shud see dis,she hate men tew much. If ders no more men on earth,I give her 5 years b4 she will drink sniper to end d pain

shantti:
fact
women should learn to appreciate us

Wisdom

MrCork:
..if u dont like women then y r u still alive sir!!(no oofense)

I love women more Dan u,dont dare me sir

Juss dat dey pretend thier survival is nt based on d men's generosity

MrCork:

Y quoting evrytin mrcork

How many tyms have u read any of those lines frm our resident women champ here? Yes, alot. But what ar d consequences for women & girls should all men b taken away frm earth or worst should all men be eliminated?

Am here 2 make a list of wat will happen if der ar no more men on earth anymore, plz stay tune & add more to my list if not enuf. Tenks

(1) women will not b able 2 change thier phone again,most will use their present phone 4d next 5years b4 changing it. Dey will learn management skillz by force

(2) women will no longer b able 2celebrate thier buffday anymor bcoz is usually men who sponsor dese things 4 dem. No more ten diffrent cakes in one day

(3) women will return 2 jumping okada & entering danfo & tuketuke bcoz if not 4 men, a lot of dem dont have funds 2b taking bolt & uber evrywhere

(4) women will no longer b dressing 2kill. Bliv me,men ar d only reason women spend fortune on demselves 2luk good. Wit no men,ders no need & its also bcoz dey wont even have d money 4dese thingz.

(5) wat abt d ones who love 2 enta flight frm Los to abj or abj to pHc, or calabar to Los? Guess wot? God is good & abc transport will see a surge in passengers. Women cant pay 4 flight ticket on thier own without men's help

(6) cucumber scarcity. Dis one shud have been number 1 bt I just remembered it. Forget oooo,women love peniiis pass oxygen & in d absence of it, cucumbers ar in trouble.

(7) one good ting dat will happen is dat women will stop envying, jealousying & gossiping each other. U shud know dat d major reason y women dont get along wit demselves is coz of man. If u trace most of dem issues, a man or men is involved

( suicide rate among women will increase. Dis is a result of a combination of tingz most especially bcoz of Thier inability to flex life anymore. 99.8521% of nigerian women cant go out 2spend money on demselves if a man did nt take dem out or sponsor it, fact!

(9) almost every business will close down,coz if u leave only women alone on earth, dey ready nt 2 be buying unnecessary tingz anymore. Hair dealer,shoe dealer, handbag dealer, even d makeup dealer will struggle 2 survive in a world made up of only women

(10) finally, all d infrastructures in d world will suffer. Men built dese tingz & men maintain it. D phone we ar using 2 type nw has a cell tower somewhere & its men who have d gut 2 climb up 2 fix & maintains it. Women all alone in dis world will let everything fall 2 disrepair even thier kitchen sink.

That's all I can tink of atm. U can add urs kings


Thread iz inspired by darling Pocohantas & ChoccolatE

In case u dint know,girls can sense wen u ar tryin too hard & dis can make u look creepy. Hw can u walk 2a girl & ask her can u gimme a minute plz? iz it evangelism u want 2do or ar u a ritualist

Pple like u nid 2fuck ashawo to gain understandin dat poosie iz notin 2b feeling dumb abt. If I was one of dose ur friend,I will arrange better olosho 4u like two or three tyms. I have done dis b4,am nt playing

Havin money can give confidence anyway Try it

Mindlog:
Take the child from the mother, abeg which Nigerian court would grant you full custody?

A funny ques. is it nt d same tin d baby mother iz doing dat he want 2do her back? Were did court enter d mata frm,or did she nid court wen she was kiping d child away frm him

Women ar still not safe in d hand of white men too

#teamforeignmen ar better dan nigeria men, were are u girlz

prezeus:
CNN couldn't even fact check before reporting a story yet you are here trying to defend a classless editorial, propaganda machine posing as a news outlet. What sort of objective news station reports stories as facts without verifying ? Common !! Give it up , you lost this one.

I laff. Does d porson u ar arguing wit look lyk she know wat she saying The moment she told u propaganda is nt same as bias,u shud have known u were talkin 2 a political neophyte jst pretending she got a clue wat she talking abt

pocohantas:
[s]Bears have to be one of, if not the most misrepresented animal- thanks to cartoons. The only harmless bear is your teddy bear or the one in Masha and the Bear (which, coincidentally, is a Russian cartoon). Seems they have a thing for bears.

Bears are not entirely nice and cuddly as portrayed in these pictures. Brown bears are dangerous, polar bears shouldn’t be encountered...by a rookie. [/s]

Yeye analysis frm someone wit no training on animal behaviour nw forming expert. Dint u read were it was raised frm a cub

Is it nw lions dat ar nice & cuddly as u portrayed in dat ur own thread Btwn d two animals, its mor sensible 2raise a brown bear frm infant dan a lion bcoz brown bears food even in d wild iz usually root,leaf,fruit, then dey eat fish & small tiny animal or insects only wen dey nid 2store fat 4hibernation.

All tins equal,its 100 tyms safer 2 raise a bear frm infanthood dan a lion. U only have issues wit dese pics cos its sexy russian women dat full it. If it was a cute guy like ur South African lion lover,u wont be typing nonsense.

He must b one of Hathor5 western priest friends fluent in greek &Latin dat she neva stops talkin abt. She so value western priests 4 their holiness,& dis one ere has blessed 2mistress wit his holy preeek.

Am I d only one who is glad& happi & relieved dat he was nt caught raping altar Boyzbecause dat is wat dey ar most known for reali

Zzor:
Where did i toast a man?

Well no need 2go back to d mountain, is old gist. Ahead ahead we go

mariahAngel:
Roman, you dey krase!

Na your rotten mind dey get ideas for common food terms o.

U sha know I know wat am sayin,all dose ur moist moist moist descriptions ehnnn. I go just read am I go dey laff. u ar a naughty girl deep down. I can feel it

Wat remain na just for one very patient niggie 2 take his time to break yur defences down bit by bit,den he go enjoy ur drip drip wella

*singing* my milkshake brings all d boys 2d yard *singing*

mariahAngel:
I made them mildly sweet and they had silky smooth melt-in-your-mouth texture

Am surprised u dint use d word moist today. The way u always use dat word sometimes puts ideas in my head
Also gives me d thot dat u ar just a good girl hiding a very naughty girl underneath waiting 2b unleashed

Yur cookies luk good, I hope dey taste as good as u & even more

Dis picture belew is all I see evrytime Klass99 wit dissosiative pasonality disorder type a novela dat no one ask for Imagine talking 2urself wit ur own alternate pretendin 2beg urself 4 PM. Such frustration

Plzzzz men of nl,u pple shud send her PM mbok b4 she advance frm makin up stories 2full blown nutcase. Am surprise she did nt accuse me of sendin pm because u ar na beyansi abi

Zzor:
Hes my daddy and he guides me here,very complete gentleman,you know lady poco exposed you,you men are dangerous and ladies have to be very wise so as not to fall prey

Exposed me hw? I have always been open abt my relationship status nah. By d way,wat has dis got to do wit u toastin dat man & expressing love for him

Was it 2get back at me

Zzor:
Im using them to learn work,its to my advantage.Dont take anything you read seriously.How have you been,i will be celebrating my 20th birthday by December,what will you buy for me

I've been fyn. 20th buffday? issa joke, you 20?
Well let's talk, although am still angry u were toastin dat married man in religion section

Zzor:
fake wealthy pastor johnw47,i know you have many addictions,share it with us.My problems started with you when you lied to me that you were very wealthy only to discover that it was all lies.I have already map out plans to milk you dry, but I was disappointed when they busted your bubbles on our usual meeting thread,i still haven't forgiven you for lieing to me about your wealth,you totally destroyed my plans.

Rose wat iz going on wit u u have been behavin strange on nl recently wit so many topics & attacks on other pple.
Is it boredom?

They lost him,he didnt escape. Dat is bad security in d psych hospital

Klass99:
[s]Have you forgotten how you went off, on me and Bukatyne on a thread where we commented without malice, bullying or insults?
Let me refresh your memory, you said to me You're a bitter woman who can't find a man to settle down with and to Bukatyne you said, SMH why do you like gender war too much? Seems your marriage is not working out well for you
What could we possibly have to talk about in private now? Deleting the post specifically directed at me, isn't going to help now. Oh yes, I saw it a few minutes ago, but I can no longer see it now.
Having gone through your NL history, I see a pattern of bullying and insults mostly directed at women, without provocation or justification. I'm not impressed so I think I will pass on that PM and others from folks with a similar NL history like yours.
Like Maya Angelou said ''when people show you who they are, you best believe them.''
Uyai, you've never seen my face before what makes you think I am fine?
I find that dude amusing, try to see the humour in his trolling. It usually cracks me up and you can see it's just mischief. Years ago he asked me if I could cook and I said yeah, I can boil eggs and noodles does that count?
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Shalaye inc. see hw u ar havin a full conversation wit ur own alternate just 2 appear like u ar one hot stuff This is d same tin u do wit ur other alternate Ogunboy to throw pips off the scent.

Tell us y only dis same moniker justbehave dat is always askin to talk 2u offline.
Have u not already went through the post history b4 as far back as june? Y u cum dey shalaye d Mata for here again

majesterial:
The dosage given never worked at all. Doctors were reluctant to change dose or change drugs.
The symptoms I had then were very severe. I couldn't study as a student. Days, weeks, semesters passed yet no improvement. Since I noticed that I responded immediately to a higher dose, why should I wait for months, bagging carryovers, becaus of a resident who clearly didn't know what he was doing, or just didn't care.
Furthermore the doctors had no understanding whatsoever of my symptoms. Most of my most severe symptoms were discarded in the original diagnosis.
I don't need to be a doctor to know that 200mg sertraline or 300mg amitriptyline is safe. I researched.

Guy yes u are a sicko but u ar just talking tew much. Wida u na? Scammer or not & whether u believe u do nothing wrong or not,no lele. If u want to continue begging or scamming as d case may be, odogwu continue,na u get urself.
Beggi beggi & scam will not stop on nairaland because of dis thread, is d people dat have time 2 answer ur kind without physical verification dat deserve watever dey get.

Enjoy,& kip takin ur medicine mbok. I even wanna prescribe it for some pple here cos it look like it can make dem smarter just like it have done for u

TransAtlanticEx:
Oh just shut up and get lost.
Imagine the audacity.
Let's see your account statement bla bla bla...
Even the EFCC has to go through a process to get this,let alone clowns on the web looking for attention.
I no want vex this morning abeg.
I see no single crime the guy has committed,actually you lots are to blame for just doling out cash to whoever online.
To what end?
You don't know you can be framed someday for funding terrorism or some Ill right?

I cannot can

IamD18:
It can only be a Ghanaian woman.

Other African women from Ghana and South Africa value Nigerian men so much and are not entitled like Nigerian women.

They are appreciative too and arguably the best set of women you'll wanna spend the rest of your life with.

Dropping it laik its hawt

proclinician:
Actually these things has a lot to do with age. I don't ask any Nigerian girl out unless they're above 26. At that age, they're just very tired of the entire heartbreaks and disappointments and wants to "settle down". One actually said from all her experience, she has concluded that all men from a particular tribe which I won't mention are not serious. I asked her out, very pretty lady, it was easy, I got to her location, she hopped in and we went to a restaurant. Being the good woman she has become over time who just wants to settle down, she asked for malt drink only.

I requested for fish peppersoup, a bottle of hero and water. Then I felt maybe she's regretting her choice or something, we talked while I enjoyed my treat and then it's time to go. I took all the bills and when we got to the parking lot, she said she would just watch my back as I reverse and she can trek to her junction, she will be okay. I said nope, I have a reverse camera here and I will take her back to where I picked her up. U see, no stress.

I'm certain if to say na these small girls, haba na problem oo. She will even request for take away to some gluttons at home.

Unfortunately for this one sha, I am not that prince charming, and she's just about to get played once more.

And raise her dirty legs 2 put on top the dashboard.kai dis is the one dat pains me most wit dem. On top car dey dont know how u got it

Klass99:
[s]
Even on my ban, you were still mentioning me and seeing me in other monikers. I must have really hurt you, that one time I clapped back at you. Just once and you're the one bleating, unable to stop obsessing about me. Did I hit too hard below the belt?

You can hate me all you want, troll me on NL upandan like you've been doing and be your usual nasty self, but don't associate me with ogunboy, another stupid troll I consider to be just like you and who has trolled me with foolishness just like you.

I don't create alternate accounts or hide behind any monikers to do what you do (troll, insult & bully others) I say what I need to say openly with my account. Nothing more than a ban will happen.

You've proven that silence really frustrates people. The more I ignored you and your mentions of my posts/moniker, the more thwarted and annoyed you became then I started seeing all of that play out in your subsequent mentions of me.

Lol I have enjoyed watching your attempts at being friendly with me, then you becoming Frankenstein over my matter as I ignored you! You have made it so clear that I take up much of your headspace on this forum. [/s]

Quin of shalaye,shussh you are ogunboy,I figure it out long ago. So frustrated

Who askd u for storytelling?

Am comin,let's ask papa Oyedepo

Ogunboy aka Klass99, I see u ar back after getting banned continue bleating,u wee get banned again