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Lmao @ the male oloshos with nothing else in their head but ability to _fuck....

Stupid with a capital S... Gaddem.

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You were forming redpiller.... Idiot.

donfortune48:
Something terrible and miraculous happened today guys.
@12pm.

I was at Oando filling station marina when this request came in.
Called rider, she said she's at the traffic light at CMS bus stop on marina. She was going to Aja.

I said okay, that she should pass the traffic light and move forward a bit so that I'll pick her up and zoom off to avoid Lastma and CBD men. She said okay.

I got there but couldn't see her, called her to know where she is, but she was just behaving like a novice.

All these while, I was equally looking out for the CBD and Lastma men, to know when to zoom off and run away.

Suddenly, a Sienna car stopped at my back so I couldn't see when Lastma might be coming again. Before I know what's happening, a Lastma van have blocked my front with over 10men in it. (some tax force were with them). the car at my back has gone by then.

I engaged reverse, but before I could move back all of them have jumped down, but I kept moving back and wanted to run away. They blocked me with their Iron, I climbed it with my two tyres(front and back), but the van blocked me. I engaged reverse again and tried to run from the right, they put that trap again I climbed it, but the van also blocked me.

If they block me on the right, cars will be passing from the left, when they block me on the left, cars will be passing from the right. This went on for over 2mins.

Over 4 of them started knocking on my glass and dragging my door to wind down and open my door, I kept telling them no, and was equally begging for them to allow me pass.

At a point I resorted to park, cos I was already causing serious traffic and they are already getting so angry with me. But then I remembered freshprince91's experience that he paid 20k, I just know that because of the stress I've already given them, my fine will be more than the 60k vio is collecting from uber drivers and decided not to give up till the break my glass and enter my car.

I tried to escape from the right, they blocked me again. I reversed and tried from the left, they also blocked me. I just raised my two hands up and said "okay I give up, I give up"; stirred fully to the right, but my gear is still on D and I was using style to observe the Lastma driver to know when to catch him off guard, while my hands are still up.

Immediately I noticed that he wasn't looking and cars are passing from the left. I just climbed the trap and sped through before he could realise and block me.

The crowd around there shouted in shock.
I matched my throttle to the carpet and zoom off.

I ran straight to VI, packed somewhere around bishop Oluwole, came down checked my tyres and my plate numbers; they're still intact, and I just Thanked my God.

Finally na madness them dey take cure madness for this Lagos.

That iron is for decoration. I climb it all the time.

Saneesk:
hi nairalander alphas there's this my course mate i started chatting with n i told her i want to tell her something if she's ready n she said yes she's ready tho i got nothing to tell but i luv her..... instead i postponed d telln her stuff 2 2mrw afta lectures now I'm stranded Cox I've already handed her my balls how do i fix things since its not late abi

Look for something else to tell her that doesn't relate to your feelings for her... You will still retain your confidence.

Ladylite:
I believe you are not mature enough for dating or relationship. Kindly leave the girl alone.

When a person wants to be your friend but there are things you don't like about the person, don't you give conditions too?

It is sad that many of you enter relationships without having a clue how to be committed to anyone, everything is just sex sex sex to you people.

Guy go and read books on relationship if you want to have peace and if you want a good future. Go and prepare else you will have many heart breaks and break many hearts.

Did school not teach you to LOOk before you LEAP?

What a sad sad reply. Simple question, should conditions for dating be accepted? No. It doesn't matter the gender. I wouldn't ask a girl to date anyone who gives her conditions. Everything doesn't have to be looked at from a feminist view.

makydebbie:
You're looking for docs in the house and you came to romance section. You're not serious.

So your small brain tells you doctors don't frequent romance section...

tommyken:
I discover she is cheating on me with a guy in her IT but I played cool and pretended like I was blind, deaf and I dont care. yesterday valentine she came to my house and while we discussing she told me I dont truely love, that if I do I should have confronted her or the guy that she wanted me to get jealous to test my love for her.

I sat her down and told her I have more important things to worry about in my life and I have a future to build instead of worrying about who she is cheating with or not. She left with her anger and told me its over and I said the word OK. In the evening she came back and began to apologise for leaving with anger in the afternoon.

Does my refuser to confront her or the guy she is cheating actually shows I dont love her??

You are the real MVP!!!!

Shouldn't be a crime in Nigeria... Should be a crime against humanity. Sodom and Gomorrah was destroyed by God because of things like gay practices.

Christianity has been watered down.

After 11 years... Lord of the rings part 4

How far

Fuggggleee

Which stir? After airbrushing her stretch marks

makydebbie:
But why is this Romeo guy so so bitter on every thread?

false accusation.

Don't know why people hate to hear the truth.

Tf?

Petyprincess:
You d be surprised she might look more pretty without makeup,sometimes we shouldn't judge by pictures honestly.

if that's the case why is she so insecure about her looks, with her eyebrows like a bird about to fly away.

Petyprincess:
Please check your dictionary and check the meaning of ugly, if you call a average looking girl ugly then what should we call osiomole, obasanjo nd co?

If she's average with this heavy makeup and airbrushing, one only wonders what she looks like without them. And she'll have mouth to call someone fake.

Ekwensu e romanciala mami water.

Getting more love than some people on Nairaland.

Ade234682:
Lol chai. Just go back and read your initial post and see if you can understand it. You just wrote like someone whose high or something.

Look at this dumbfuck trying to correct someone. It's who's.

Ade24682:
Lol kiddo

Thats my boy... I've reduced your miserable existence to posting just 2 words.

Fvck off my mentions and stay there... Son of a thousand fathers.

Ade24682:
Lol. E pain am
I just went through your comments. You go about fighting and cursing on nairaland. Kids.

What a _moron!

I'm your God and I own you for you to go thru my comments when I give zero fvcks about you... I value and have more regard for my toilet paper than I'll ever regard you in this life or the next.... Why don't you follow me so you're updated whenever I make a comment since you are so desperate to kiss my arse. Ewu can beer.

Ade24682:
Lol. Dumb trying to be sarcastic. See the number of likes there, it’s going to tell you, how dull you are. Pray this doesn’t get to FP. Then you know how dumb you are.

You're so stupid you clamor for likes. Likes are for stupid people like you. If it was left to me, likes would be removed. I guess your life revolves around people liking you. Pathetic asswipe.

Ade24682:
Oga shut up. Go back and read what you wrote and see if there was an atom of Sarcasm there.

if you're too fvcking dumb to comprehend how's that a problem of mine?

SlimyJ:
is not still late,you will definitely commit suicide at last ,omo irankiran

lmao

Post the witch's unedited pictures Na. Nonsense

Early morning sex with smelly mouths.... Eeyah

Fake

SlimyJ:
I challenge you to post your pictures,if you turn out to be a baboon,you go hear words..

haha.

If I looked anything close to that witch up there, I would have committed suicide long ago.

I challenge you to post her pictures without makeup and airbrushing.

SlimyJ:
yes,cause she doesn't exposes her breasts and butt ..
if naa nude pictures now you will be shouting wow wow wow like an ambulance

she has no breast to expose tho

kaycee125:
Lol you aren't, he's beside me and I just gifted him a phone.

he isn't a friend...

Make sure you call your babe

SlimyJ:
I know you people can't do without insulting ,your mouth like locust beans calabash

She's fugly

kaycee125:
You can pass message without insult, dont you think so?

Its what I'll say to your face if I was your best friend.

Who is this heavily made up and airbrushed mgbeke?