₦airaland Forum

jennybarbie:
Wow! Going to buy saving box

Ishilove:
In Primary 2 or 3, my mum bought me a cream coloured blouse with the bolded written on it. I recall dedicating most of that week trying to pronounce the name. I told my parents not to teach me but should only tell me when I'm correct.

Memories...

DeadRat:
Fat? Sorry, you Are Awfully Disgusting... Dont Like Fat...

Wonder What Between Your Ass smells Like

Tyrabarbara:
where did i say he is not right?

dHustle:
Doctor sir, can I do your work just for five min sir

I just want to be a doctor

JayCynic:
Am I the only one who thinks this is the most boring topic on FP this year I never like Caucasian folks and seeing their photos bore me.

Xisnin:
If:
1. You did not break your MTN sim and DSTV decoder when South Africans were killing foreigners
2. You did not boycott meat because Fulani herdsmen were killing farmers.
3. You did not tear your American passport when white cops are killing blacks.

But you think it is right to campaign against GTBank because Innoson and his bank have
a business dispute.



You are nothing but a tribalist even if you don’t know it.

FortifiedCity:


A guy that has impregnated a lot of women aND shows recklessness and childishness in all he does yet a brand like firstbank is identifying with him.

I pity the the porous mind of the average Nigerian youth

U are a real funny dude. When has impregnating ladies become a crime or when has having baby mamas become one. U really need to understand that brands are only interested in the financial advantage they will get from pulling an endorsement with a celebrity rather than delving into his personal life

sexy74:
correcting doctrines at the late stage, what of people that was mislead like my father.
He mislead them with his doctrine and made most of them lose their esteem and dignity juts because they where trying to adhere to a doctrine.
There will always be a doctrine now or verse to justify all that was done then.
This is medicine after death.
Sincerely he is oene man of God I have respected .

Ishilove:
I'm not a man but I know where I would go to.

So guys, which woman would you go running to, and why?

Awoofawo:
So to you implying that 9ja is hell no be insult...........you no loyal at all at all............

Now our brother from across the river 9ja actually insult us................now the oyinbo probably don blive am say 9ja na hell Igbo folks bikonu....no spoil 9ja for those of us that called am home o!

wolextayo:
Who is Michael Okon and who is Stella ?

Their soap opera and not mine.

Abeg Wetin I fit give Man U today

Awoofawo:
This Oyibo pipu don start again o!

Image this moforka bad mouthing 9ja...I no blame dem...I blame Pa Bubu

Northernonyenku:
The day dis guy go jonz for dressing bloggers will simply say ebuka has finally gone broke..u will read stories like "how wardrobe budget ruined d life of ebuka"

adadike281:
omu ko, idi ni. Fimi sile Jere, ile ti su.

adadike281:
Gbe nu soun jare! eyan otun ni so otito mo ni?

adadike281:
Buhari's regime have recorded the highest rate of suicidal death in the country and some wicked people will still be shouting 'sai baba'.

O je lo joko je

Ikun e to ko U yen

donstan18:
She's a beautiful girl, Very beautiful!!


Aside that, Judging from her old look, she has K-Leg...But after undergoing the surgery, She improved and now has two left legs.

Ishilove:
You are weird indeed

shitshappen:
My brother, follow me see ooo!

Ishilove:
But you can communicate on Nairaland?

Can I get a P?

Can I get a U?

Give me an SS!!

Don't forget about the Y!

What's it spell??


P-U-S-S-Y!!!!

sulpur:
why don't you tell him yourself

asunmoGGMU:
Tap-ins like those beautiful strikes against Hungary and Wales?

C'mon! You guys should stop this and enjoy their rivalry. Mind you, I still rate Messi above CR7 in my personal assessment. But the hate against the guy is alarming, especially from Barca fans. Respect this man for the sake of football, 5-5 no be joke. I couldnt have imagine this five years ago.

Bro, I tell u. Right from 1- 4
To 2-4
To 3-4
To 3-5
To 4-5
And now to 5-5

Real respect to Ronaldo. While Messi said after 5 Balon d'or... There is nothing else, Ronaldo wants more and more. That's the difference between the duo .

But great respect for the duo.

ogorwyne:
So many people here didn't watch the show last night. See them talking anyhow. The guy acknowledged a lot of people and said so much about others having the same talent and potentials like him but that he has been lucky and always tries to push himself. I like the guy.

Mariangeles:
If you do not think that some of these words were insulting, then I think you need to check yourself into an institution...

Mariangeles:
Show some respect... what is it with people on nairaland? you don't have to be insulting when you don't agree with someone's opinion... don't follow the trend, choose to be different.
how did you feel typing those words?

Gaybu:
Long post alert pls bear with me,I've known my man for a year now and he has been the best I could ever asked for and we love each other very much.

My man is a picture of a gentle man he doesn't smoke, drink or have a fling with women tho he has ladies coming to him but he doesn't hide it from me he let me know what is going on outside our relationship.

NOW TO THE MAIN ISSUE
1 My boyfriend doesn't like partying or hanging out in anywhere else apart from eateries and sometimes I find it boring cos I like adventure and experiencing new things don't get me wrong I'm not a wayward girl

2 My boyfriend is this frequent church goer he doesn't joke with church activities that sometimes if we have a date he cancel it and goes to church I'm also a church worker but I don't go to church like my man once he closes from work he goes to church .

3 he doesn't give me works to do for him like cooking ,washing etc tho I've not done it before for a man but I can try to do it for him he prefers to do all of them even when I'm around if I insist he'll say he doesn't need to add more stress to me cos I have things to do like school and work.Does it mean he doesn't find me worthy to do them?

I really don't know what to do cos sometimes I feel he's changing me to his pattern of life

How do I go along with his lifestyle and still make the relationship interesting epp a sister?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BcZNyINlpwS/?taken-by=break_or_makeup

Mariangeles:
I like Ronaldo but with the way he talks, it's not hard to see why he has a lot of haters in the soccer world...so self-centered... he doesn't even acknowledge the upcoming players, he thinks it'll always be between him and messi...after this award, they shouldn't give to it either of them anymore 'cause we're bored already... Let the spotlight shine on the younger players, instead of making them play for these guys so at end of the year they collect awards as if it's by their hard work alone...FOOTBALL DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND RONALDO AND MESSI

kay29000:
Cool. We have always been great with Table Tennis since the days of Atonda Musa.

Cherish100:
She looks like one Amina that used to beg at Rumuola, port Harcourt.

Vic74real:
I see them around Marian too. these girls are very smart o. they fairly get by from hand outs. the pictured ones even understand d local language Efik

symbianDON:
skye bank ought to be voted the worst bank on earth! very s.t..up..!d bank with the most useless mobile banking app in the whole universe. their staff all look and dress like aliens from a faraway planet...always looking lost and clueless!