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efesodje:
Bros I tire o Awon Ass eaters

If I look like this, ain't bad at all

If I eat ass burger I may not escape being like this

Thats chocolatey n yummy af

lefulefu:
aghhh!!
well for to do it with ease means dier ass must be clean .but be careful oo wen chopping d azz make dem no go mess for ur mouth

Lefulefu if she mess, that's yummy as well. Told y from the start Myst be a clean girl, if a clean lady mess, that's a blessing in disguise for u. U perceive the aroma nau . No shaking, I'm pretty sure it would be a nice aroma. Kiss her ass , tell her u love her then munch that ass like a hungry puppy.

If u good with ur mouth she will cum plenty

lefulefu:
cc greiboy,Randy91,efesodje

Hahahaha. That's just a tip of the iceberg. That's nothing compared to my assmeals. I got varieties of meal I prepare with a lady's ass

You can't beat the reach lefulefu

Onisokuso1:
Nice one lol.

Good I have a match. But I no sabi talk. My mouth na ass sticker

But good u are a member of my weird club lol. Uwc ,

Tnx bro. Any Lady whose hasn't xperienced ass worship is missing seriously

Someone who hasn't reached another guy dad's farm would think his dad's farm is the biggest



Those who know me knows I eat ass for a living


My fetish is licking a girl's ass as well. In fact I can do 1001 things with a girl's ass.

The last time, I spread mayonnaise on a lady's butt , sliced onions on it with small spread of honey all over her ass. Then I feasted on her ass for hours

I call it[b] ass sandwich[/b] She orgasmed multiple times before I was through with my meal, after which I tongue drilled her ass crack and went with my tongue deep down her asshole. She was lost in euphoria and got into another realm. That was sequel to eating yet pvssy like my life depended on it.



Guy, I'm the champion of ass snacks

No Nigerian Can beat me to this. I'm bot proud but it's just a fact. I'm crazily weirs af.

I got a lot I can do with a lady's ass that would drive her totally out of cloud 99 to cloud 101

Jbleenk:
No wonder since I've been back to this country I've just been getting fat thinking I'm living large not knowing say na shiit I dey eat. I don die.

:

Give this man a bottle of ogogoro

okeke00:
Letter 'B'

Bakayoko
Buhari
Boko Haram
Badoo
Bobriskundendienst
I'm just avoiding that letter B

Please don't avoid your Baby o

foyeks2001:
she was trying to protect her territory knowing fully well the kind of person u are(no disrespect pls)
i dont blame her

Real disrespect

Nice one

Amarabae:
She is just joking.
Believe me.
The girl was just trying to pull the guy's legs

I'm not surprised. It's you nau. Pull leg kor pull dickk nii

princetom1:
Ondo state

You right then

Dee9977:
Nigerians no dey act like sey recession dey ... HW n marital status affect us

Bro stop lying. Recession is over

princetom1:
Its called Alepa in my language

Maybe I didn't get the spelling. If your language is Yoruba either ur spelling it mine will be correct. More likely yours

ufondunenye:
Abeg which country get this kind of language?

Nigeria, Yoruba

Oodua nimi tokan tokan

ufondunenye:
This Alligator was chased and killed right before my eyes today, and that was my first time of seeing that.
What do you call it in your native language?
Mine is *ngwere Ahuri*.

It us caller Alipa in my language

Opin ti deba ile ayeeee

Omo eniyan, sora se

millhouse:
I swear ladies can be nasty especially the broke ass ones trying to do catchup. On a beautiful morning I drove down to a hotel in my neighborhood to pick up a friend who just came into town & passed the night in a hotel logde.

He had called me the previous night requesting that I meet him up by 11am so we could head out together for the day's business. On getting there , I called my buddy that am at the parking lot and he should come down so we could take off.

He responded that he ain't ready requesting I come up to his room to chill a bit..I was listening to a radio program so I said I rather wait in my vehicle which he obliged.

Few minutes later,Can you imagine one half dressed Lady just walked out the hotel lobby (obviously a runs babe) opened my back seat door ,sat in the owner's corner, slammed the door and said in a rude tone "Oga ! start your engine & and put on the a.c, am I'm in a hurry and I don't like heat pls" .

In a shock tune I responded "please who are you?" And she was like "oga uber let's go naaw..haba" ,still staring at her she said " are you not the uber guy",? I just shook my head in despair with a blunt NO answer , she responded with an 'oh sorry' ,stepped out from vehicle to scan the car park when she saw another corolla (obviously she mistook mine for the uber she requested) which she walked over to...I just sat and taught to myself.

Is this what these drivers pass through? Because customers are always right doesnt mean you talk to drivers in a condescending manner.

Wow! Can u imagine?

Now I see how much slay queens are hated





How will T-boss cope with this kind of a thing nauuu

Olorun mu o leni OMO ole Wobiliki wobiyaa

Ajonje masanwo, amuti lofe


Silay kwinni oshi yii

hahahaha

that's Nigerian Mastiff

Jac007:
Yes o...our brown colored dogs

the guy na


odeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Captleverage:
the nigga be like i hit it i hit it i hit it i hit it i hit it first

Japhet04:
pls stop derailing the thread just because you want to be noticed by a female monicker

I advise u visit a hospital and let them diagnose you. Do t let anyone tell you it's vitiligo. Has no cure blah blah. It could be reaction to sth which would definitely be cured.

You are a lawyer in the making and well read I believe.

Visit the hospital to clear doubts It could still be mild

ibkayee:
In my next life I hope I'm not Nigerian

You are one of us already and you are going no whereeeeeee . Yesssssss U going no wheree

Jac007:
No Ekuke on the list?

Please what's the meaning of ekuke, I have been seeing on this thread. Is it our local dogs?

Means it isn't capable of simple work role, shiooorrr .

Let it be gone... Robot oshiii

tealaw:
Why do igbo people find it difficult to pronounce oil company?

'Oyi compini'

Wrong... Oyel

Jigba:
If you don't know the name of the moisturiser, I don't know why you should quote me

I've heard this message countless times

it is madiba cocoa butter

We are gradually going back to the days of Adam and Eve

Hmm! I wan talk sth shaaa

olamide452:
Seconded

Thirded

Kobicove:
I suspect the lady has mental issues...

By the way why were the photographers busy snapping away?

That's to tell u it's a movie set . Check the pictures critically bro