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Temmi001:
A test? . LOL. You're pained sha. How will I take a test with a forty plus "woman" who hardly knows how to use Google, doesn't know what SEO means, and is stupefied by the marriage of simple words as "futile curses"? Where then will I start the test from? Again, I'd rather fill a basket with water.


Did you observe how I enquoted the woman above? I actually doubt you're one. You don't even think like a lady, your reasoning is commensurable to a girl child.

Bad news, my mum won't stoop so low. She's a mother and you're a lowlife. She's a woman and you're just a forty plus female who has no home to fix on a Saturday morning, but troll Nairaland. The idiot thinks I just placed a curse on myself schooling her, but she feels no remorse bringing in someone's mother.. Your own curse is quadrupled. Waterlogged brain.

take it easy. let there be peace

ehh..
www.nairaland.com/attachments/5471060_fbimg1495548687749_jpeg1704d3e4986bcf21d277b8a4ea28b52e

even satan arabia

omo see requirement

abeg where location dey and how much be salary range. make i know whether i qualify

can't believe this thread went under without any written program posted.

Abeg all those gurus and challengers (knowing 10 programming languages and writing mission critical software for NASA, Central Banks and zero -failure systems) should report here asap.

you all are needed OR should i start mentioning monikers?

IamAirforce1:

e dey sweet you for body ba

kwantinue

TheFreeOne:
The dude Na abobaku original. It's always a comic relief reading his stupidity on Nairaland.

I can't help but laugh whenever I read his " I am parrot I am a parrot" "change oil, crankshaft, brain box" rants

ok. let the joke continue

sarrki wherever you are (cos i know you are seeing this), come back ooooooohhhhhhhhh.

you are a brand here and the official robot of Dlondonboiy

all motion, no movement

Creamish:
9 YEARS LATE...

10th anniversary of your advert.

you'll still be receiving application 10 years later

because we have refused to modernize and commercialize agriculture. mechanized agriculture is the way forward.

subsistence farming requires hard labour with little productivity and more people are steering away from it.

stagger:
OP, I bought my first car at 25. Paid my first rent at 26. By 29 I was married.

Wake up!

why do you guys always believe life is straight forward. you had it easier in life doesn't mean others will be that lucky.

FearlessDapsin:
My man, in this situation, I will pay you a million dollars to bless her with another slap.

Seun:
They all look the same to me.

the specs differs.......and that is more important than the looks.

Moreover this will help them develop local capacity (technology) while cornering a fair share of the global market (money).

i can restore your system to normalcy without formatting if you are willing to pay my price

menxer:
Everybody needs an excuse to cheat because the painful truth is: variety is the spice if life.

u be man wey sabi wassup. leave those mofos wey dey yarn anyhow like say na them holy pass

Kathmandu:
Not at all. I don't suffer idiots kindly

savagery is the new kid on the block........................and i'm right behind thee

just keep shooting

Kathmandu:
Go for diaper change because you ve wet this one typing nonsense

baby its like you wake up this morning with your guns cocked

just negode

wake up wake up

Fuckshiit:
Je suis désolé de m'avoir dérangé dans votre vie privée, ma femme


Je suis sûr qu'il le fait aussi

for una church mind

1. Lack of proper funding and commitment from project owners.

2. Lack of experience and understanding of project requirements/scope by developers.
Most developers over estimate their abilities and undertake jobs far bigger than their skill set especially the newbies who feel they can build anything with their little knowledge which triggers number one point. This in turn destroys the confidence prospective clients have in developers and their ability to deliver complex projects. Reason most firm outsource jobs abroad.


3. Lack of specification and requirement analysis of the project by both parties before commencement.
No proper agreement on project details which leads to misunderstanding between clients and developers during execution causing delays, friction and extensions/freeze.

4. Not keeping to agreements by both parties.
Developer bungles deadlines without proper communication with the client. Client fails to deliver information/content when needed and also fails to assess/approve project milestone on time.

5. Underestimation of project cost and duration which is mostly due to 2 and 3 above.

i would have added lack of proper communication but that depends on a solid agreement between both parties.

OBAGADAFFI:
BMC member spotted.

Just the way Lie Mohammed told us PMB is using Nigerian drugs in London hospital.

bros you just wan kill me with laugh

The Chronicles of lai mohammed will be an interesting book

omenkaLives:
Yeah. A thousand and fifty actually.

Ipob bastards see me in their daydreams and nightmares, hence they see me in every moniker that torments them.

# fact!

In addition, ipob bastards tend to be insensitive to the stench of their own fart. Check this out for instance.. Here's the most useless contributor to this site with the thousand monikers this yoot is talking about..

All the monikers you see below (save for two or three) , including alot more I don't have the time to screen grab, belong to the same ipob yoot.

una get time ohh

erico2k2:
Plz Reset your Brain never ever mention Rivers and Ipob in one sentence . If you need an Ipob core state plz use Anambra ,Enugu or Imo states
thank U.

that guy is gradually becoming a nuisance turning to sarrki overnight...........

LordAdam16:
I'll eff up the ones that matter.

Everyone can see through the facade of the obviously demented zombies running around.

I mean, look at Sarrki and co. They've lost all their cred. The GEJitivitis virus has lost its potency. I mean there was a time when GEJ was said to be the worst ever, now Buhari has taken that position convincingly. And as each day pass, the rebooting would continue. Immediately after OBJ's tenure, many said the military was better than his administration discounting all the progress he made. 10 years on, no one dares make that comparison.

I mean this time 2 years back, Buhari was a super star. Yet we'd never stopped saying he was a failure. All political threads then was all about the arrival of the messiah. Slowly, we changed the discourse and proved the fellow to be a failure and made regret permeate the space.

From being brandished as a savior, they changed to Buhari may not be performing as hoped but he needed time.

When that got tiring, they switched to he may be under-performing, but he was still better than GEJ.

Then it became, he is just as bad as GEJ, but GEJ had it better.

Now, it is Buhari is worse than GEJ, but GEJ made it difficult to vote for him in 2015.

All in a space of 2 years.

The Western media never stopped their propaganda for a second, yet the prevailing opinion changed appropriately to represent the reality. But it isn't over yet.

GEJ said he'd be celebrated after he left office, only pockets of that has happened.

I mean Fashola celebrated his efforts on roads. Adesina was praised for Agriculture. Just last week Amaechi finally admitted that GEJ had almost completed the rail they were photobombing as an achievement. And just days back an APC legislator said the Buhari regime was riding on GEJ's policies.

Those are just a few, but more is coming. They know it. They can feel it. And all of this nonsense you see on NL is their last ditch attempt to stall it. And it is failing... badly.

So, sit back and enjoy the ride. Better days are ahead.

-Lord

bots like sarrki and their crew are grabbing at straws to maintain their pay and continue to deceive other unsuspecting bots.

they political class you mentioned knew exactly what they were doing - grabbing power at all cost (Nigerian Mentality) to the detriment of the populace. Their main aim was to gain access and control Nigerian's treasury as they were under illusion that they can outperform GEJ.

omiaruk:
lmao. Aint trynna get his attention. Just trolling

then be a good troll. like SONY will say make believe

make him believe it, dream it, talk it, shout it. bae up ur game

omiaruk:
MrCork, you gon ignore this?

that is not how to get cork's attention

start with and then don't type anything

then create a new post and type gibberish, he'll show

VERY IMPORTANT: don't fail to state that you are light skin bae else he won't answer

SirWere:
Nairaland has spoilt a lot of things I swear.

When I saw "Nigerian Developers", my mind went to (hit share if you understand me)




@ topic, this is quite true. Even here in remote Osun, there are flyers and stickers everywhere advertising web development and ICT training.......






Seun, this should make FP. We need more positive news there, not everything has to be about *that* kind of "development"

you mean the NCAN type of developers

LordAdam16:
Don't mind them.

I ready to disgrace them one after the other, until they abandon their obsession with GEJ.

The man lost, left things peacefully, and is resting. They'd still be using his name to score cheap populist points.

-Lord

i think it is best if you ignore them. APC propaganda machine in cahoot with the west have infected their brain with GEJitivitis, and bashing the man on every opportunity is the symptoms of their brain disorder.

Sadly they don't know that they are infected just like bots in a botnet attack