but she is not naked OR are my eyes deceiving me

SweetPuffPuff:
They look matched in age . hope it works well for them

ah sweetest kingcheezypuff.........longest time

what happened to gummy bear

STARGREEN:

Every issue has solution. If you have teeth problem u visit a dentist, if its car then comes a mechanical engineer. Family issues is best resolved indoors. I wish u can see reasons with me

it is better to be quiet and be considered wise....
than spew rubbish and clear all doubt

freshvine:


why not prove to him you can survive without a share in the 300k and wait for ur pound of flesh.

you confirm he earn little, same you allude you've not eaten his 1k yet he dated, courted and is married to you for 3 years...hmmm!

suddenly you want to divorce him over 15k. how do you intend to care for your kids, pay bills and care for self? will ur fortune change being divorced?

kai, i pray make sense no kee you


_{mbok you get younger sister, i wan show her something}

fashrola:
This was my dream school many years ago....

Top notch science college back in those days...

I can't believe this is St Mary's Science college of today!!!

This is so DISTURBING!!!!

How has the mighty fallen

poseidon12:


Stop saying what you don't know. Mechanical engineering is not about car repair. A typical American trained mechanical engineer may also not be able to troubleshoot his car problems, unless he learnt that on his own or also attended a vocational school (Nigeria's equivalent of technical college).

My brother their mentality is repulsive.....

They simply don't know the difference between a technician and an Engineer

In their small minded world, mechanical means motor (cars)

It is a shame that most Nigerians went to schools but are still illiterates

NwaAmaikpe:




That is a father who wants the best for his daughter,
A father who knows that education is the only key to a successful life.

God bless fathers.

Reminds me of what my father did to me when i stay away from school in my primary one.........brutal

jackpot:
indeed, you were correct. Sexkillz has died (in Nairaland terms, a nobody), yet this thread is still alive.

MrCork, remember you struggles of old?

Oyindidi:
I will slap you

correct babe............tear that him jaw for me

Houseofglam7:
Proudly 5'4
Short gals rock

Caseless:
with the creme magic you've performed so far , I'm sure he won't dare say that again.





Team caro white mi....oyaaaa

this table you are shaking ehhh

Beautiful nonsense

hmmm interesting

HigherEd:
Lalasticlala come and see o. This thread go reach like ten pages

more like 30 plus.............let the war begin

Zoharariel:
Not a bad idea - but my only concern is that I am yet to figure out why some Nigerians always think whatever thrives or flourish in Amerika must also be replicated in this shithole - without putting into account the disparity between the Amerikan & the Nigerian working institutions.

Look at the ride-sharing or e-hailing platforms for instance; what do we have?

Amerika launched Uber while Estonia launched Taxify but when they got to Nigeria, we started dealing with cases of drivers kidnapping & raping riders & riders kidnapping drivers for theft & ritual purposes.

THIS IS NIGERIA - Personally, I can never share an accommodation with any male stranger - especially the type that keeps beard, looking like a cultist, armed bandit, boko haramist & homosexual as depicted in the picture I am seeing on this thread.

And even if I have to share my accommodation with any lady, she must append her signature to a “memorandum of understanding” drafted by my lawyer - explicitly stating that the host (my humble self ) shall have an unlimited & unrestricted “concupiscence & venereal access” to the hostee as he deems fit - meaning that I can impregnate the hostee if I so desire.

I can only advise against your “accommodation-sharing” idea - as it will exacerbate the already booming - “Money Ritual Sector” which has constituted a serious menace to our survival from the most ancient times.

Imagine taking an accommodation with a protege of Kanayo O. Kanayo? Not to talk of the “G +++ Boys” that will harness & maximize the potential of this innovation in a negative way.

So, with these few points of mine, I hope I have been able to convince you & not to confuse you that - “accommodation-sharing” in Nigeria WILL BE A TICKING NUCLEAR BOMB - Nagode!

hilarious

Anyway the risk outweighs the reward - This is Nigeria

talk2hb1:
Can a CSS developer apply??

baba na CSS we the developed now?

Donald95:
In the Shithole countries, this can only be done during Election period to deceive the gullible Idiots

Don't mind them 3 years later they are celebrating and using two pillars to campaign for re-election

#kolewerk

AreaFada2:


And the same jackbooted soldier came back and has ruled for 3 years. Can you show us one classroom he has built from planning to completion?
The "drunk" supervised economic boom, becoming biggest African economy, and your non-drinking kunu sipper who failed as military leader already, spends more time in hospital bed in UK than in 9ja, what has he achieved?

So because they were military leaders, they are no more from the North & SW? Chai! See excuses.

of all zoneBs, the one you quoted is the daftest of it all......to them it is all about power, money and dominance. No tangible development or transparency in their dealings.

To them might is right..........

....i wonder how i came to share national space with such cretins

hmmm...........more reactions pls

GAZZUZZ:


I would love to meet you some day

baba it is supposed to be a round table meeting

you were quiet all along. why do something now?

Just continue keeping quiet...........it is good for your soul

hmmmmmm

Dating a girl in her early 20's for marriage purpose

the lord be with you

pocohantas:
How can he call that cheap?
He paid N20,000 just to ejaculate in a smelling stupid pussy.

How much is vaseline?

How much is the minimum wage of hardworking Nigerian youths?

The girl did her job and she has gotten paid.

i know say you go always dey front for this kind thread..........e dey sweet you for body

Jerusalem has always been a contested city from time immemorial.....mainly because of its religious status.

It has rolled from one conqueror to another purely because of the revenue it generates through tourism as a religious center.

The Jews (or Europeans) via the state of Israel is simply taking their turn after losing control for almost 2000 years first to the Romans, then Persians, Syrians, Egyptians, Turks, Crusaders n finally Arabs.

The Arabs who have controlled the city for over 1000 years are loosing the city to resurgent Jews with the backing of US though with feeble resistance.

Who knows in another 200 or 500 years, the chinese or Indians would also take over and dethrone whoever is in charge..............and the game continues on n on n on n on n on till eternity

this corner is fvckingly hot.......hotter than hell

Government is the highest ponzi scheme of all time.............A massive redistribution of wealth from the have-not to the have-more

They gather money from citizens through tax, royalties n other revenue.......then scatter it into programmes that will end in politicians pockets in the guise of developments and security.

The reason you see politicians fighting and killing each other over who controls the redistribution of the largess so as to get the lion share and favour his cronies. That is why politics is a do or die affair especially in third world countries where winner takes all.

Jazzlite:

Am I going to get paid for fcking her?

Are you blind? am i she? is she me? do we resemble?

why asking me?

You better go try your luck whether she will pay...........after all, the reward for good work is more work

Awon oza room generals

post the full error message the DB server vomited

OR if you know how to read mysql doc, you can check it up

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A little googling, here is the accepted answer on stackoverflow n corresponding code

You can have an auto-Incrementing column that is not the PRIMARY KEY, as long as there is an index (key) on it:

CREATE TABLE members ( 
  id int(11)  UNSIGNED NOT NULL AUTO_INCREMENT,
  memberid VARCHAR( 30 ) NOT NULL , 
  `time` TIMESTAMP NOT NULL DEFAULT CURRENT_TIMESTAMP , 
  firstname VARCHAR( 50 ) NULL , 
  lastname VARCHAR( 50 ) NULL , 
  PRIMARY KEY (memberid) ,
  KEY (id)                          --- or:    UNIQUE KEY (id)
) ENGINE = MYISAM; 

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Follow the link below for better explanation
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/8114535/mysql-1075-incorrect-table-definition-autoincrement-vs-another-key/8114994?utm_medium=organic&utm_source=google_rich_qa&utm_campaign=google_rich_qa

The way you people are hitting PMB, he may soon commit suicide

TommyJidex365:
Sometimes, I wonder why a two-year programme's recruitment should take a whole year. Shioor!

It is part of change


......and see ZBs queuing for allowance ($83 in 480 hrs) that cannot take them home.