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wia is my Elysaabeth, is she angry cuz i didnt give her the promised ryd? pls come back, i'll give u d car key while i keep the car |
he now dangles a 5 inches piece of meat |
they r fyn o that proverb is beyond me, e ba mi fi kekere join |
With gratitude to God for a life melodiously spent, our family wishes to announce the untimely death of the undoubtedly King of Pop, Michael Ijowunmi Dudulabi Pupalowunmi Jackson at the unripe age of 50 years. Due to logistics for people who will be unable to join us at our LA family home, burial service will hold simultaneously at our family church in St. Jermaine Church, Broad Street, Lagos, Nigeria on Saturday, 1st of August 2009. Reception party thereafter at Tafawa Balewa Square. In accordance with our cherished tradition, Aso-ebi is fifty thousand naira (#50K) for men, white gloves and socks inclusive, and thirty thousand naira (#30K) for ladies. You can credit my bank account 000123311108 at FCMB. Please make payments promptly and avoid the mad rush . Romade Arowolo-Jackson for the Family. Note* Ijowunmi translates to I like dance Dudulabi translates to We born Black Pupalowunmi translates to I like to be white |
Micheal |
thunder fire u |
poor illiterate |
apply the nose o syl u tu dey make noise jor |
its morning my friend get ur lazy bones off d bed, cuz i sure didnt put u on my pay role to sleep all day |
Cant U Tell Even Relatives CRAZY |
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INK d definition of addiction |
Syl i still get ur sketch of kerewa
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Candy |
Rev. father dey hungry u bah ! |
but u lyk physics |
u no sabi calculate again, just carry the place wia u dey comot from wia i dey |
na intestines he chop |
World is a noun |
stale warning |
-ing |
Little Jeo ow u dey ? |
INK it's almost Monday morning o |
confused folks |
na u dey cast am bah! |
abeg make sumtyn happin o |
Santa to his wife: darling, years ago u had a figure like coke bottle. Jeeto: yes darling i still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr Santa: My wife is still scared of water Banta: how come? Santa: yesterday when i went home, she was in the bath tub with the security guard!! |
Wife: Honey, if I die would you get married again? Husband: No dear. Wife: I'm sure you would. Annoyed husband: Okay, I would. Wife: Would you let her sleep in our bed? Husband: Ya, I guess so. Wife: Would you let her wear my clothes. Husband: No, she is taller than you. |
y r u sleepin in d library |
Dani sorry to disappoint u it was the original writer that gave me & not the general discussion u saw it |
u still neva circumcise ya mouth |
y shd u
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