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SeyiSantino:
Dr. Wahab Adegbenro the Ondo state commissioner for health has been reported dead.
Unconfirmed reports say
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https://www.mediaorchid.com.ng/2020/07/breaking-dr-wahab-adegbenro-ondo.html?m=1

EbukaHades10:
I dey find link like craze.


U don watch Countdown? They say them bring app for that one but be like say they don commot am

africandictator:
which one you watch the 1970s own or the 2018 own either ways forward me the link to the website you downloaded it.

Jakumo:
I was there the day Abacha died. He started the day as usual, by summoning two of his favorite Indian women of easy virtue. As I stood guard outside the presidential recreational fornication lounge door, I could hear the trapeze swinging back and forth over the giant rotating bed, while the pint-sized general ministered to his busty cohorts for a good three hours, ululating like as demented hyena every once in a while.

After what seemed like an eternity, the noise subsided, and I could make out muttered voices as the hookers discussed in urgent tones, before emerging from the room, and brushing past the guard detail. With the women gone, my attention was again drawn to strange noises emanating from the president's fun and games room. It was the bleating of a goat, and the animal was clearly in distress. I had mere moments to decide what steps to take.

Thinking that the president's quarters had somehow been invaded by a trained attack goat with assassination on its mind, myself and another armed sentry burst into the room, only to be confronted with the bewildering spectacle of General Sanni Abacha, Nigeria's president and Commander-in-Chief, actually seeking carnal knowledge with a very hairy and aggressive looking goat. To silence the only witnesses to his unspeakable bestiality, the tiny general reached to his nightstand, and retrieved a compact Uzi machine pistol.

At that very moment, the goat, sensing its time to act with alacrity, broke loose and launched itself towards the door, knocking the gun out of General Abacha's hand. The loaded Uzi landed on the polished wooden floor, and discharged a two-round burst that killed the general instantly.

To the best of my knowledge, this is the first incident in recorded history, when a head of state was essentially shot dead by an angry goat, but after all these intervening years of sober reflection, I felt that the time is ripe for a full disclosure that would finally reveal the full story for the record, and for any royalties that come my way.

Aladegba:
I saw the topic very early this morning, i adjusted my seat and zip some kunu. My wife came to me and said, 'this morning you are laughing, who died?'


I just looked at her and said a friend of mine was hit by some stray bullet from a guy called THROWBACK RONALD1.

BabaOwen:
You don't understand the message the person you quoted is trying to pass across to the op

jumper524:
taught the likes is relative to the number of multiple accounts Na.

Adonispco:
Corona na ordinary type 2 malaria. Make these fools wey dey govern us here give us our freedom back.

Dont quote me if you no want Amadioha to reset you brain.
These our african leader are the real devil; fellow nairalanders;devil nah human without empathy; how can somebody lockdown his fellow humanbeing source of daily living(income) just because oyibo dey die; me that have suffered several illness but survive it coupled with harsh weather and lack of basic amenities; oyibo no fit observe lockdown for any disease killing we Africans.

Its now clear to me(not for you) that corona virus na pure overated scam(virus). If this virus is truely that fatal we for don dey drop down in thousands.
If you like call me names because you get enough cash but remember say people like me that are starving will come for your head too.

jumper524:
is like the account is up to 80 now..
Your eye go soon clear when we pursue una from North..

rennon:
Same person as Ronald1 and other poster above. He uses his over 10 accounts to like his posts. 10 likes in 2 mins? LOL. Afonjas, it's over for you people!

rennon:
Same person as Ronald1 and other poster above. He uses his over 10 accounts to like his posts. 10 likes in 2 mins? LOL. Afonjas, it's over for you people!

Throwback:
That you do not even understand what it means to be landlocked within the present Nigerian boundary, shows you are an illiterate that needs to be educated.

Is there any Igbo state or Igbo town that borders any neighboring country, thereby part of Nigeria's international boundary? No!

Is there any Igbo state or village that is bound by the sea, thereby exiting as an international delineation? No!

You say your villages exit to a River. Will you sail from that river and continue into Non Igbo territory because the river exits into the sea? What stops the Nupe, Berom, and Igala from sailing the same river from further upland and trying to pass through Biafra and eventually into Non-Igbo territory so as to access the same sea.

You are landlocked because by the time your miniature 5states were to secede from Nigeria, without the alliance of the Ikwere or other non-Igbo tribes that have access to the sea, you will be totally locked within Nigeria just like Lesotho is locked within South Africa.

Look at the map below, and see how trapped you are. I know it feels choking.

Simply put, you will be at the mercy of Nigeria.

topcatking:
That's the Zinguta!

Genus- Covidae

Habitat- Xentra 3P. (Planet in the Alcmaenids system, oort galaxy).


Known for their sentience and ninja skills, the second pair of eyes are laser, x-ray and microwave capable.

Language consists of grunts and clicks. Like a mixture of Xhosa and Japanese.

They are widely sought after because they shi.t diamonds.

OneCorner:
Saharan mountain goat, they are common around ondo and Ekiti state... their second eye is used to see at night and it’s so beautiful

kestolove95:
Capital lie, I HV close to 5k friends nd am still a proud virgin

illicit:
yes I agree with you but it's not science it was a trick. there is a colourless fluid that can be used to coat the inside of the basket, the basket itself is specially woven

illicit:
lol can't stop laughing.... but for real I have seen it explained before

whouep:
If only this will provide solution to the corona virus pandemic .

illicit:
optical illusion

EmmySparky:
that's the only cartoon I can watch anyday and SpongeBob..I stopped watching boondocks at season 4...is there a Season 5 now?....The stupidity of those guys in SpongeBob makes it funny to me...

finalboss:
brhoe

finalboss:
brhoe

finalboss:
what's Naruto??