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VickyRotex:

Fine babe how you dey? Please can you vote for Lanicky in tomorrow NL finals? Let's give the crown to who it fits, please?

somcherry:
00:24am

Akwa ugo Anambra anyi kedu?

francizy:
Ukwu onye? Lanicky? Nna itu ò na asi. Ukwu the babe pere npe di egwu...

Odogwu isi gini? Ukwu a pere npe?

lepasharon:
Brexit .. But I'm scared for whats coming

Hi, how's you?

Absolutely. Any sex without consent is rape.

martineverest:
I really pity British economy; her economy benefits from EU policies, which attracted investors. With this referendum,I see investors going elsewhere. Moreover, breakup of UK is inevitable, as n.Ireland and Scotland voted to remain in EU and more hostilities from other EU members who never liked the Brits.

True. The Scots have already started to initiate a legislation for a new referendum. This time they will vote overwhelmingly to leave Britain. The U.K economy will suffer and they will regret this.

missKiffy:
Can someone pls enlighten me on why Britain is leaving the EU

No reason to leave, absolutely none. Just some lazy id1ots who blames every one but themselves for their woes. The U.K economy is doing fine, unemployment was at all time low and the pound stronger than ever but with this ill-thought decision by these lazy id1ots who mainly rely on state benefits to survive just destroyed the once Great Britain.

Fvck Brexit. The U.K economy will suffer immensely for this retrogressive and short-sighted decision. These id1ots just reduced the British economy ratings in the world to noughts. Fools!

These clowns are truly comedians. Can't stop laughing at them jokers.

martineverest:
the guy is a toddler.... too many kids on nairaland these days

Naso o, wetin we go do but to live with it. You've got a mail bruv, please check.

Guy get sense na. Wehhhh!

stiflerdrug:
its serious

I know but I find it funny coz it happens to me like everyday. Piss go just dey hold you small small o but once you enter toilet the thing go come dey hama hard. I no know the magic behind it o.

francizy:
Nwanne'm nwoke.. Udo adiro kwa oh!

Onwere ka ihe siri di...

Mana ama'm na oga adicha nma...

Odogwu na nwa ike m, uwa bu nwayo nwayo. Kedu ife me udo ejiro di? Hope na madu anwuro?

Well sha, Ife'm choro iyo gi bu ka itunyere Lanícky vote na election miss NL finals Saturday. Biko kpotakwa ndi goons gi na politics section. Ukwu nwata nwanyi di egwu and to ama'm na ife di na ukwu na masi gi.

Francizy, nwanne ke ije? Okwa udo di.

curvysola:
last time i checked i didn't say "hey i need a guy"
i was just trying to be funny
guess the "cute"hit some nerves but ok

Cute hit some nerves? You must be having a laugh to think anyone gives a flying fvck if you wrote cute, ugly or whatever. We were just curtailing attention-seeking and notice-me-by-force that has characterised this board of late.

But sha, don't take the disses to heart. You're welcome to the forum.

iAmCharis:
Lol ngwanu. Only say I no go fit follow oga NL CEO drag oo. This one wey him be dey ask her age.

This got me cracked up. Hahaha

No worries bro, baba séun won't drag her with you. Let's crown the queen Lanícky.

kinglekan:

What team would that be Sir? Last time i checked you didn't have one tho.

Yes but not anymore. Kabiyesi, I've decided to pitch tenth with team Lanícky and she alone deserves the crown. Let's make it happen, Egbon.

kinginvalhala4:
I like you bro (no homo) !!!

Lol. Hailings bro. Homo ain't our thing, we roll strictly with pussays.

scentmarlc:
F Philosophical differences my brother oooo.I couldnt even breathe properly while I was there. Gosh !!!!.... I dont think i would ever forgive myself if i had stayed at the expense of the real beauties that truly deserves the crown. And dont be pertubed at all at the way they bark and rant....Am so used to them. I hear they say i am suffering from ATTENTION SEEKING SYNDROME (ASS) ... Lolzzz . Well i think they are right to an extent, afterall who doesnt enjoy being in the spotlight bikoo and the best part is, they are my antidote coz they keep giving me the attention. Voila....On the hand, i make bold to say agarawu and his upcoming winches are all suffering from OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) because at the mention of my name, they all fly out of their shell waving their bloody fangs shamelessly. Dollyjoy why dont you contest, thought you said u were beautiful( lolzzz, ... ). Am sure even ronald would choose a blind, disabled Re finer or mim zy over you anyday anytime.Adeh 39, i hear you still cry like a wimp on wednesdays. I campaigned for u then not because you stood a chance, but cause you were begging and pleading like a lost cause. Despite the time investment, you got dumped sideways barely surviving the second round. Durrrrr. Now you think when a guy indulges you, then you are special? No dear, you just found yourself a perfect misfit in agarawu (even dat name sef irks....)




Abeg rona my guy, how body jare

I dey bro. Hope say you gan too. Read all what you said even your previous comment to this one and though I don't want to dabble on the issues that necessitated you to opt out of Lanícky's campaign team as it's your right to do so, I find unnecessary your subtle slight remarks on her person.

It's true you may have been provoked by members of her team just like your account of what transpired may be accurate but degenerating to maligning her even as she wasn't the one behind the whole issue that led to your opting out isn't necessary. Please be a gentleman that you have always been and handle the issue with your 'traducers' without the mudslinging on her. That's if you'll let common sense prevail. Thanks.

iAmCharis:
Una go give me fine girl?

Yes, you can have Lanícky all to yourself once she triumph on Saturday. I can virtually hear you saying wow, so all that ass and curvaceous silky body of hers will be all mine? Yes bro, it's all yours. Your vote will go a long way.

iAmCharis and Kinglekan, it's unfortunate that MissGdopé didn't reach the finals but she's a winner all the same.

Just want to ask you guys if you're open to joining my team or have adopted a new one already?

tohpahz:
Yeah it is.. Please send d mail as soon as u see this. Cos i myt b offline very soon. Thanks

Done.

STFUareyouG0d:
copied

Boss, please avail me with a functional mail I can reach you with. Or alternatively let me know if I should drop mine. Let me know what you prefer. Thanks.

HaneefahRN:
The ugly thing you can create? I wish something terrible can happen to you, that will make you so deformed you will appreciate beauty when you see it.

Since he/she didn't specify their gender let me refer to the character as 'it'. It is just a sore loser who's clinging on stubbles rather than strategising on how to attract more votes for their preferred candidate in the grand finale.

What it and it likes who have been calling her ugly since the incipient of the contest have succeeded in doing is making more undecided voters pledged their allegiance to her. When one berates another citing their physical characteristics as reason they only end up attracting more 'sympathizers' their way so let 'it' continue to revel in it folly.

Only that that in this scenario the targeted victim is a pretty, witty and charming young woman who has remained strong despite consistent attempt by it likes to demoralise her.

kinginvalhala4:
What's still keeping you awake?

Bros, I dey work, hustling for my bills is what's keeping me awake.

kinginvalhala4:
And what would be your better if he say same or a diff thing? Just asking though, hope you won't get offended by this question.

Whatever he says is what I'm banking on as he's in a better position to address my question to him. Whether his posture dovetails with yours or not makes no difference but still the horses mouth is a more credible source than third party.

kinginvalhala4:
We won him over, its called backward politics.

Agarawu23 were you surprised almost all apc supporters on Nairaland pitched their tents with refiner? Bro refiner does have a tinubu alike in her team, I played it and I played it well, just like my political mentor, tinubu, Almighty Jagaban 1 of borgu. lwkmh

Okay na. Waiting to hear from him to see if his retort is in concordant with yours.

Sweetylicious good day. Do you have a functional mail I can reach you with? There's something cordial I need to solicit from you. Many thanks.

scentmarlc:
There is hardly an electioneering process that comes and goes without tit bits of bias here and there. I really have to commend dygeasy and his crew for doing their best. E no easy.That said, op tional1 , sham stiel ... from experience i know screaming on the voting thread yield no fruit that is even if it doesnt get you banned. I share your plights as a part of me felt tripple of what you are feeling today, yesterday. But what can man pikin do ?




I believe my candidate is beautiful and strong enough to go all the way because after all said and done, NL is just an online joint where we unwind, chill, make friends and just relax....No need taking anything personal my girl.


TEAM REFINERIES WE MADE IT....I CAN FEEL IT.


Cc on stelly arabian dude

Bros, wata quan? I thought you were team Lanicky at the incipient of this year's contest. What went wrong?

Please where's the slap button? That's what I need to click to reset your brain.