₦airaland Forum

Decryptor: An MTN staff speaking...as your customers are ditching your network come March 26th, you better ditch your job and submit your CV to etisalat

biz2get: speak for yuur sef man....... what as mtn done for yuu as a network

stats :
BIS = expensive
Call Rate = na die *even 100 naira no fit reach 3mins*
data = God , in des area of HD why should i pay 1k for just 100mb ern and 25k for 16gb notin like unlinited here
sms = go try send bulk sms , yuu go break yuu fone..........

pweeryambre: There isn't much grammatical errors I see there, obviously he was typing fast. And yes! Majority of the northerners are far behind when it comes to education. All they care about is getting married early and giving birth.

Like Rabbits

biolabee: This is [size=28pt]DAY 16[/size]

georgee: I just sent my application filling everywia with *Blaa blaa blacksheep* the only correct thing was my e-mail add. I uploaded a BLANK microsoft word as my CV. Alas, i got the msg in my inbox that av been shortlisted that i shuld go pay 3K into their GTB account.

boazic: Guyz I do not think there is any harm you try it. Well, I paid the 3k and got my kit and participant entry card. make I reach Oriental Hotel first for VI and make them bounce me bfor I go biliv.
"Na lie, Na lie na im dey deprive nigerians...."

Here we have a bold maga that turns up .
'iti' ought to be ur second name.

tayoccu: I see you've been sent to come and play the role of "the one that didn't get the invite".

of course, but unfortunately he's not convincing enough

Idowuogbo: Oloshi!

Babes have u got them curves in abundance

dmcdad: That was exactly my inquisition...

CAMEROONPRIDE: ^ that's why we call you cows or cattle

of course, that's what they are

Hajiharuna: Good english or worst english the main thing is Pope has resigned and accept ISLAM period.If you like hang your self.

Nawa ooo, christians must accept this islam, by force by fire.

ademiller: U dis silly copy nd paste wanna bes have started again. Everything is a joke to you. First was dat aluu sheet now its d pope. Where exactly did u preserve ur brain henn. Mchewwwwww

In a pit toilet, and the most pathetic thing is that its been covered with enough sh.it

~vicky~:
]thank Gawd this thread is in joke section!

1oracle: I think the news should be, Pope resigned and became a terrorist.

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Young lady pls this is no dating site .

desist from doing this , else the likes of born2fu.ck, I love toto die and Mr cork will all take advantage of ur gullibility.

There are no smiling faces on here

dhardline: Flat tummy tells me she is healthy and has discipline,though it comes easy for some.Also it tells me she will not eat all my money into her stomach.

berem: Whats the use of having a flat tummy when you ain't heavily endowed? Na flat tummy dem wan chop?

what are u trying to say

Wld Big tummy do the magic in the absence of br(ea)st and yansh

Educate me pls.