₦airaland Forum

jhydebaba: u self dey form pampers

Wicked !

Odunharry: Na wah o.wetin our law enforcement agents dey do for the matter?d man need to answer plenti plenti question

Answer what

Have u forgotten too soon that this Nigeria

CFCfan: Guy, u dey too funny

How are u bro

Abeeosey: Pls do you know if ait will show the match live?

What's AIT

franchizy: In d event dat Man united is knocked out today, I strongly believe Arsenal will lift the UCL Trophy

Joke of the year

dotcom_na_me_na_me: Believe in yourself and you will definitely get there..

When a poor,skinny black boy announced that he wanted to be the President of the USA, America laughed at him. He wasn't rich,wasn't experienced and wasn't WHITE. And YET,today,that boy is the PRESIDENT OF the USA

When an old,poor ,ugly woman auditioned for the British show,BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT,the judges laughed at her. She was old,dirty,ugly and shaggy. BUT the 47-year old SUSAN BOYLE amazed the World with her vocals,won the competition, and has sold 100 million copies of her first album!

When a poor,black Sudanese refugee girl went to Britain and got a job as a toilet cleaner,NO ONE would expect that she would be a Global Supermodel. BUT today,ALEK WEK is a world-famous supermodel who goes for lunch with Tyra Banks!

When her boyfriend dumped her,after telling her that she was fat and ugly,British singer ADELE was totally brokenhearted. BUT today,the girl is the highest-earning­­­ British singer and has won 8 GRAMMY AWARDS!

When he used to sweep the corridors of Ghetto Radio and serve tea to the Presenters,they­­­ all laughed at him for being tiny and low-class. BUT today,MBUSII is Kenya's Best Male Radio Presenter!

He started singing in 2000. He made over ten albums AND still NOBODY cared! They laughed at his weird, senseless songs....and He almost gave up music BUT then,he released GANGNAM STYLE ,and today,PSY is a global mega-superstar,­­­earning billions of dollars and with the MOST WATCHED video in YouTube History!

Hey,THE WORLD'S Expectations are NOT God's Preparations!!!

While the WORLD is busy hating,GOD is busy Loving!

While the WORLD is busy Destroying You,GOD is busy Building You!

While the WORLD is Running away from You,GOD is busy Running towards You!

While the WORLD thinks Your time is Up, GOD IS SAYING; YOUR TIME IS NOW!!!

Keep Praying!
Keep Hoping!
Keep Trusting!
Keep Believing!

THE LORD is NEVER LATE. It dosnt mata what's bin said to make u feel bad wit yourself, u re important.

ItsModella: That moment when you're taking a dump and listening to music with your earbuds....gratifying, I tell you

ehie: it used to be,when u learnt a lot,u had the likes of kobojunkie,annoying but intresting,jakumo,intellectual but buhari hating,thing started going downhill with people just commenting for the cheap likes and the so so dumb topics,ie,i slaped my girlfiend and she brought area boyz,seriously wtf,or stipid questions like,why do onions make you cry or why do we type with our fingers,i log on,scan tru the front page and go to sites like cracked...seriously i think its going downhill,seun get better mods and motivate mods like munirat

Oahray: smh. People still do not know how to answer questions. You were not asked if constant electricity would automatically make Nigeria a super power. You were asked if Nigeria CAN become a super power WITHOUT constant electricity. They are two different things.

It's like someone asking you: "Could Usain Bolt have won his olympic medals without legs?" and for an answer, you go on and on about the rest of us that have legs but are not fast runners. Is that what you were asked?

ceejay80s: aieromon, it simply means ur grand child go be 12yrs old b4 she go pay finish. $200 divided by 900,000= so help me God

lightheart: This is Aigbe's thread.
Aigbe's money retrieval in focus

Kay-Dee:
Barca is finished.

No penalty, no red card, they can't win.

Their magical through passes aint going through no more.

Looks like a sign of what the future holds for them

All the prodigal Arsenal fans that decamped to Barca, its time to return.

Return to where

More misery

U are a BIG joke