₦airaland Forum

Jonathan:
OBJ: Hello Jona, how is Patience?
GEJ: Ha ha Baba 3 days,what happened you didnt call me back the other day?
OBJ: Am sorry,i av to go to Ibogun my village and the network there is a problem,all this network provider promised to bring 3G there bt since I left office,they av not done anything, how are u resolving this issue of subsidy??
GEJ: Walahi,am t, ired and this Lady Ngozi is no where to be found now,
OBJ: has she left the country?
GEJ: i dont even know,Mark(senate president) met wt those pple yesterday and they still insists on #65,
OBJ: its like the truth about this whole issue is coming out gradually ooo,i dont even know where you saw all those figures you are calling(#1.3trillion), iwo gan buru o(u self tough o)
GEJ: Na Ngozi oooo,she said once we told them we subsidized for neighbouring countries there wouldnt be issues,
OBJ: you are beeen fooled by a woman, the same way ur wife is washing ur linen outside wt her grammar so tay she said-she's a widow,u better be more prayerful so that you wouldnt die prematurely,
GEJ: Sir,did you have Tunde Bakare's numba?
OBJ: en en, Bakare ke,for what even if I av it,i wouldnt give you because the guy is tough now oooo,he will raise curses on you and you may not escape it oo,he and his other groups(CAN) prayed for Abacha's death and within 3 days that prostitute i once dated in Gabon came and fed him wt apple,
GEJ: Baba,who do i talk to now,Fashola is not even helping matters, he went to the rally in Lagos instead of him to go wt Mopol to shoot at sight,he was even praising them,
OBJ: ah ah ah(laughing) omo Eko ni yen(he's a Lagosian)
GEJ: can I bribe Bakare to soft pedal on his rally in Lagos?
OBJ: i am laughing oooo,they will use ur money to buy drinks at the rally,reverse the price and look for other ways for you and your Cabals, GEJ: wan announce the #97 pump price now and see their reaction, will call U̶̲̥̅̊ back,

I pledge my support .

moremi2008:
The best place to meet eligible Nigerian bachelors is through church, professional/academic events/conferences and at wedding parties! It's a bit more difficult in the U.S. because it's such a huge place and Nigerians are scattered every where.

church u say ! U would be amazed @ what is going on in churches these days.
Pls my broda , try to erase that notion so that u don't get tied down by a smart retired lady.

Because of the protests, the Nigerian Premier League has been put on hold, disappointing all three of its fans.

For me na my AIRTEL all the way o
I'm no longer a fool to be loading my MTN.
If MTN likes let them reduce their tariff to 5 naira to all networks, I'll rather stay with my AIRTEL where safety is guaranteed .
MTN is just like PDP always ready to milk the masses dry.
MTN---- a cabal where deceit is the order of the day.
MTN should go to HELL with all their packages.

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Home boi abeg no try put on that stuff o,
Believe u me it will attract a lot of gays,
They would mistake u to be a member of their league.
Some days back I had this pic(with a very plane and innocent mind) on my BB as my display pic and I was shocked with the amount of 'toasting' that followed it from fellow male folks.
It's so sad that homosexuality has been accommodated into our society.
I thought it was the lifestyle of strictly the west
But I was wrong.

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He's a the devil himself in human clothing.
I hate him with a passion.

"Nigerians , u av amongst u a stubborn president, nw u knw why his fada bought him no shoes.

"Nigerians , u av amongst u a stubborn president, nw u knw why his fada bought him no shoes.

Pain:
Those of U trying to gather on Monday, please be warned! Intelligence reaching us says that Mr Ibu has been armed to the teeth ready to gun you down! The "Blues Brothers" will get U!

Hilarious !

mukina2:
Kaduna
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Stop playing on our intelligence !
WE ARE NOT ONE
The moment the Hausa man learns to write that placard this way
IGBO
NIGER DELTA
YORUBS
HAUSA
Then I will know we are one , but for now Its a big NO
Hausa is not the head and NIGER DELTA the tail.

claremont:
@OP: Brilliant and well-written essay.

Unfortunately, the ladies who this essay is aimed at will ignore it. As far as I am concerned, the Nigerian female species is the most complex of all females I have met. Na dem sabi oh!

Thank u bro , want to believe we're both sailing on the same boat.

Inked_Nerd:

So very true. I've seen both guys and girls cheat on their significant other regardless of how attractive they were

This is a complete / blatant lie.
If a guy/lady keeps to their shapes after years of marriage there wouldn't be any reason y the partner would cheat.
Except he/she just feels like tasting other soup.
Which ofcourse is still natural.
Remember the saying : SWEETER WHEN STOLEN ?

Inked_Nerd:

Honestly, you're a very disgusting man for even sitting here and using that as an excuse for a man to womanize. While I'm sure the woman you saw may have been stunning to you, that's not to say that womanizing is something to be justified.

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If u ladies wouldn't remain as curvy as u were when they married u , u should be prepared to dance to the music of being like a bag of cement.
If I want a bag of cement in my home I know exactly where to get it.
*smh*

@ platnum
I couldn't resist what I was seeing,
And was desperate to play janglova with the mama
She was that HAWT

Our brothers Hackitvists have successfully gotten all the phone numbers of some government officials.
If u don't want to protest, then pls occupy theses' not so busy time through text messages
Tell DAVID MARK how u feel 08035008888
Tell DIeZANI ALISON how u feel. ---08034025013
Tell ROTIMI AMAECHI how u feel---07088980000
Tell H.E MRS VP how u feel------- 08055567000

How much do u sell ur cameras?

Jona aint concerned about the security problems and disunity confronting the nation.
Baba is more concerned about fuel subsidy.

If my mama would beat my wife to it after over 35years of marriage , then I think I would have a GOOD and authentic reason to cheat

pendo89:
lmao! silly dude

But seriously. I have married friends that could pass for teenagers till u see the rings. Children to me renew some people esp when they come early in life.It's what I have come to believe because of what I see. Hot/sexy/shapely wives and mothers.
And they work real hard at balancing motherhood and being sexy wives.
Its all about taking good care of that body after chilbirth plus having kids early in life while your body is still capable of getting back into shape easily.
Lots of eating plus no exercise and u become a potato sack.

But most of our Nigerian ladies don't have in their daily routine,
Only just a few exposed and well travelled ones as u rightly said still look sexy and 'competitive' (in the market) after childbirth.
In truth babe----- Do u really blame married guys that womanize ?

THE ERA OF THE HOT MOMS

On the way back to the office a few weeks ago. My team members told our driver to pass a side street because of them wanted to get something. On getting to the actual street, we saw a lady walking down the road, a full figured woman. She was tall with boobs that’ll make Kendra Wilkinson look flat and well rounded buttocks. While our bus passed her, myself and the dude beside me (we usually sit at the back of the bus) turned to look at the babe,

, CHOI! The babe was breathtaking. Fine is an understatement. Beautiful doesn’t even quantify her. Dressed simply in a t-shirt, jean shorts and flip flops, it was obvious she was just taking a stroll. She had the look of a 20-year old lady. She caught our glimpse and laughed, a wholehearted laugh. Ah! The teeth, sigh!

The men in my team debated on whom to go after her. While their little banter went on, I told the driver to park while I alighted from the bus. So I went after her and introduced myself, spun some lyrics and shit, She told me her name was LD, she aint doing anything at the moment and, wait for the bombshell,

SHE’S MARRIED

Trust omo boy not to believe such hocus-pocus. I just laughed and she laughed too. She then flipped her finger to show me a very small, cute rock. I told her any babe can give herself a ring. All this while, my team bus was driving slowly behind us while we walked. We got to the front of her house and a little girl came out and screamed “MUMMY!” My heart fell. I then asked her “who married you?” Cheeky right? But at that point I was drawn to her. I asked for her number but she declined and said it was cos of temptations. I just had to let her be.

LD is an example of the many married women out there who could still pass for a single babe. This is because they take very good care of themselves and not allow the weight of marriage pull them down. Many Nigerian women start ageing fast the moment they get married. Marriage is supposed to make you fresher and ease a lot of emotional baggage.

My friend Hot Mum 1 still goes clubbing with her husband. She would pass for a 21-year old girl. She dresses trendy and ‘knows what’s up’. Hot mum 2 and her husband came in for a friend’s birthday the other day and they looked like they were dating and not married. Even making jokes and laughing at us the ‘young’ ones. These ladies have been married for quite some time and have kids of their own but yet, you wouldn’t know it.

Many Nigerian women lose touch with their younger sides the moment they get married. They think it’s childish of them to go out at night and have fun. The annoying one is giving out their clothes and acquiring aso-oke materials like that’s what is in vogue and toning down their makeup.For the daring ones, using ankara as nightgowns. What happened to sexy lingerie, I will chase any woman who uses such as nightie.

I want to marry a lady who’ll still act the way she was before we tied the knot. We gotta go clubbing. She gotta be dressing hot to the point she will be toasted (I’ll kill any man who tries this though). My future wife has to compete with younger, unmarried babes. In America, such women are known as MILFs (Mum I’ll Love to F**k). What these women don’t know is that it reduces the risk of losing their men to other women (not unless the man is habitually promiscuous).

On a closing note, if you are married or about to marry, try, endeavour to keep being beautiful and trendy. Be called a HOT MUM. Make your husband proud to have you as a wife and you won’t regret the decision.

(This piece is dedicated to my hot mum friends Kunbi Mogaji, Vivienne Okikiposu and Yemi Keshinro).

Mr adewale u must be a big jester,
U are the one calling scammers towards ur direction.
Be warned.

Gifts ke !
Mr man u must be in far away europe and obviously pretending not to be abreast with the happenings in naija.
We are talking boko haram here in naija and u
Are busy talking about gifts.

So sad
This people are heartless .

Baba should cool off small in prison
Maybe when he comes out he would have written enough songs/lyrics just like AKON.

nikky5:
The war in Damaturu am sure code named OPERATION FLUSH OUT will have a spill over effect in other BH states.Right now there will be massive recruitment into BH with foreigners from neighboring northern states getting enlisted.They see it as a holy war against infidels (Nigerian state) who practices western education.The govt will no longer siddon and look anymore because they know who their sponsors are and are afraid to make them public for security reasons.Their sponsors will massively use them next year as the government planned to deregulate the downstream.That will mark the beginning of mother of all revolution on Nigeria and Bh will gain sympathy and support from the aggrieved citizenry.For this purpose the president must keep quiet and watch as event unfold.The war has been declared and every BH is an enemy of the state.Any captured member will now be treated as prisoner of war.In other states the order will be KILL THE BASTARDS!The senate cannot interfere at this stage when one of their members is standing trial for sponsoring the sect.The military will have the full backing of the govt and will deal ruthlessly with THIS  sect members.Once they military have this support then killing must continue until the last man standing is killed and sanity is restored.Surely there will be casualties but people living in this troubled areas must flee before getting caught in the cross fire.I wish the military all the best.

Brilliant contribution

Abayomin70:
i kno is off d topic dont b anoy PLS Y is dis USELESS MAN NOT TALKING ABOUT ASUU STRIKE am tired of sitiinn at home pls.JONATHAN where eva u are u wont be happy but u wil av money,all wat u are askin GOD for he wont do it for,he are mad,u are crazy GOD satan witch will PUNISH u d hands of your enemy will always touch u

see the effect of frequent ASUU strikes in our country?
My brother----u don't deserve to graduate

[color=#000099][/color]and poster
Do u have X leg ?

Come poster which skool did u go to ?
I bet it's one of those eastern skools ?
Very razz way of snapping pic.
Ur back side facing camera man.
Rubbish.