₦airaland Forum

lucenzo: Nairaland is out of news eya, accept my sympathy Seun

True talk

190: Yo booked!

just incase it hits that place you know nau

so everyone knows 190 was here

When will u be well

Caracta: Very effective. Savlon is another good one.

JudismphD: This practice is common in barracks, let the enforcement team go there to enforce their "civilian decree" now. Na kobolo go drop ontop their ears.

Frankly, I think the present lagos state government has lost it; amongst many things confronting the state, hanging of clothes seems to be the most important to the government.

A big shame to fashola and his subordinates .

ogugua88: Is a black woman supposed to have a pink nyansh?

Dead

crispgg: I stopped using Dettol since I discovered Savlon.

The horrible after smell of dettol and septol is not there. So I don't have to go around smelling like a living dettol advert

Austeenxx: Signs of end time.

maxwello.yg:
*releases sperm on thread*

#wanking.things

* u go wound ooo.

Go get a woman bro, we've got ladies everywhere that will gladly help u release that stuff.

Caracta: Use Robert!

U sure this is effective

acume: Can anybody recommend any other good disinfectants apart from dettol?

ighoosagie: I was traveling frm Benin 2 lagos, my older sis dropped me off at d motor park, as we were jisting , she told me dat i should look right , I asked her why? She said there is a lady sitting right there starring at me , immediately I looked ,Lo n be lo I saw dis beautiful ebony damsel lookin lik some one created on Sabbath day n she was cool lik coolant, I smiled.

God so kind we were en routing Lagos on d same bus n she was right behind me, as d bus was abt 2 move I kissed my sis n she told me 2 b careful n we departed.

Though I still noticed her behind but I was just jamming som music , even wen there was a little conflict I d bus I was deft 2 it. Now we finally arrived at ore , d driver stopped for everyone 2 refresh themselves.
At d time I had a conflict btw myself, saying should I go or not. lol. Within dat short space I heard someone said hello frm behind, wen i turned around behold it was her n I also replied. She said she is been wanting 2 ask me a question, i said ok.


She said she has neva seen 2 lovers with great resemblance lik me n d she at d park.
I Lol in obj voice, dat was my my big sis u saw, frm there I fired up . As we were checking in2 d bus , she begged d guy sitting by me 2 exchange sit wit her. Imagine d coconbility .

Now she is sitting right by me, after long talk she slept on my 6packs. Wen we finally arrived ajah , we took d same taxi 2 Victoria lsland n den dropped her off n continued my journey.



D rest alignment was based on fone control tins.

Have u had ur drugs today

homesteady: Don't mind that fool!! I wonder why all this southerners think that the North is one bush!! Were civilisation is yet to get there!
They haven't been to the north oh,but they will open their large mouths and say nonsense about hausa people!
That's why whenever they are doing any rating of governors, they will always put Northern governors last, meanwhile most of them have out-performed their southern counterparts!!
I'll still stand by this statement - Rich hausa people are the most civilised people in Nigeria

Give me one reason why a southerner should go to the north

Who wants to die

#death zone

bleach alhaji: free education see where u took us to? even the the amala stained teethDude don't even know the different between wine colour and red colour ogbomosho here I come.this guy jalingo goat is better than u

Chief Tapioca: Dude is wearing a red cap...

We know where he's from...

Are u crazy

That thing no be the colour of igbo man cap , that's more like a wine colour, abi u get colour blindness ni

........That guy na ABOKI. Its only abokis that wear that colour.

bobthebuilder99: These fools are burning down their own states.

The Ijaw president is harassing their governors.

The Hausa in the North are bombing them.

Yet, they still find the time to attack the Yoruba for welcoming them with open arms and deporting touts and distrubed individuals.

Igbos are very good at making enemies, not good at making friends.

olorunwa04: This Amaechi guy is always catching my fancy, but the first lady shouldn't have said any demeaning word to an elected governor because she is the wife of the president, but in all of this I want this rivers crises thing to end as soon as possible, I know say one dey I go be the first to comment

What does she know about democracy and election

........Make she go school and study, even if its only english and government she learns , it would surely go a long way in remodeling the way she reasons.

emmysenior: It is so funny how we tend to judge others by their actions and only judge ourselves by our intentions...

Mr Governor! You've your share of flaws as well, admit it, beg and apologise.

And also, rearrange your philosophy and stop been arrogant.

Thanks.

Temismith: Ogug nd sexkiz *coughs*

pls, We are not talking E-loff