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Imagine the percentage of muslims in Nigeria posted
by Dandalin YAN Arewa an hausa page On Face Book:
Dandalin YAN Arewa
Muslim population
1. Afghanistan 100%
2. Albania 75%
3. Algeria 99%
4. Angola 25%
5. Argentina 2%
6. Australia 2.09%
7. Azerbaijan 93%
8. Bahrin 100%
9. Bangladesh 85%
10. Bhutan 5%
11. Brazil 0.6%
12. Burma 10%
13. Canada 1.48%
14. Cntral africn rpblc 55%
15. China 11%
16. Egypt 94%
17. Ethopia 65%
18. Fiji 11%
19. France 7%
20. Georgia 11%
21. Germeny 3.4%
22. Greece 1.5%
23. Guinea 95%
24. Guyana 15%
25. Hongkong 1%
26. India 14%
27. Indonesia 95%
28. Iran 99%
29. Iraq 97%
30. Isreal 14%
31. Italy 1%
32. Japan 1%
33. Jordan 95%
34. Kenya 30%
35. Kuwait 89%
36. Lebanon 70%
37. Libya 100%
38. Maldives 100%
39. Malasiya 52%
40. Mauritius 19.5%
41. Mayotte 99%
42. Nigeria 75%
43. Oman 100%
44. Pakistan 97%
45. Phillipines 14%
46. Qatar 100%
47. Romania 20%
48. Russia 18%
49. Saudi arab 100%
50. Singapore 17%
51. Somalia 100%
52. Sri lanka 9%
53. Sudan 85%
54. Syria 90%
55. Tazakistan 85%
56. Tanzania 65%
57. Thiland 14%
58. Tunisia 98%
59. Turkey 99.8%
60. UAE 96%
61. UK 2.5%
62. USA 3.75%
63. Uzbekistan 88%
Then the origin of some famous names in the Bible:
Adam(A.S) - Sri Lanka
Nooh(A.S) - Jordan
Shoaib(A.S) - Syria
Saleh(A.S) - Lebanon
Ibrahim(A.S) - Israel
Ismail(A.S) - Saudi Arabia
Yakoob(A.S) - Palestin
Ishaq(A.S) - Palestin
Yusuf(A.S) - Palestin
Looth(A.S) - Iraq
Ayub(A.S) - Amman
Hood(A.S) - Yamen
Nabi-E-Paak (S.A.W) - Saudi Arabia
The most ridiculous of all is their Ages of Prophets:
Adam(A.S) - 1000 Yrs
Nooh(A.S) - 950 Yrs
Shoaib(A.S) - 882 Yrs
Saleh(A.S) - 586 Yrs
Zakariyya(A.S) - 207 Yrs
Ibrahim(A.S) - 195 Yrs
Sulaymaan(A.S) - 150 Yrs
Ismail(A.S) - 137 Yrs
Yakoob(A.S) - 129 Yrs
Musa(A.S) - 125 Yrs
Ishaq(A.S) - 120 Yrs
Haroon(A.S) - 119 Yrs
Yusuf(A.S) - 110 Yrs
Eesa(A.S) - 95 Yes
NABI MUHAMMAD(S.A.W)- 63 Yrs
I suggest we conduct another census to determine the
actual population of Nigeria..

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[b] @ Xynerise, for some unknown reasons I just like you, I'm convinced that you are a good chap, but what freaks me out in you is the way you go about defending sexkillz, hopping from thread to thread is really nauseating, at times I'm left wondering if u being paid as a PA or Spokesperson.

@ 190, Why are you shying away from spewing the name of the silly fellow that lust over everything in skirt "MYND" is his name, a very insecure nigga, I wonder why he goes blue each time he senses a challenge, "did it with GOSH and lost out completely to a smarter and cuter guy "

-- My advice to you (Mr Mugu), "get busy with your life and stop drooling over ladies you'll never get to meet in your entire life time"

@Crown Prince- I must confess, you've got the eyes for authentic GOLD , coincidentally we are both crushing on same lady, but I'm not like others that will go green with envy ,rather, I will encourage you on your ability to trudge on despite the insults from so many quarters.

@ Gree-die, your demeanor thus far on NL has greatly been noticed, keep your head up high and don't go astray, remain your good old self.

#SERIOUS MEN ARE WATCHING FROM A DISTANCE.

PLS NOTE: To those that will come attacking, I'M A VERY BUSY MAN ,I'VE GOT A VERY ACTIVE AND VIBRANT LIFE OUTSIDE OF NL .

# Don't expect any reply from me. [/b]

Another lady has come forward claiming Pastor Biodun
of COZA ministries tried to sleep with her ( na wa oo).
Check out her account below
This Ese Walters story is true. I was introduced to the
church in Abuja by my childhoodfriend, who moved to
Abuja from Calabar two years before I did. When I
joined, she was also a PCU worker. I really felt welcome
in the church up until my friend started having
problems with other women.
She told me it was because Pastor Biodun trusted her
with so many official things even above workers that
were there before her. I believed her until the day she
had an misunderstanding with another worker who
called her ‘Ashewo Mary Magdalene’ in the church.
After that, her enthusiasm for church started waning
while mine was getting stronger till the day she told
me she was leaving the church and shortly after she
left. By that time, Pastor Biodun had developed an
interest in counseling me and then started telling me
to take my friendsplace as a PCU worker.
I was reluctant because I didnt feel like coming to
church early and leaving late but Pastor Zbiodun
assured me that his personal driver will pick me and
drop me off and so I agreed. I started work as arranged
but after a while, I noticed that the pastor did not
respect personal space when talking to me when we
were alone.
He would stand soooooo close and rub my upper arms
or my back which made me very uncomfortable. The
final straw was when he said I should go with him to
Lagos to take notes and transfer same online
immediately for some Pentacostal thing he was
attending and he knew I was very computer literate.
I was excited till we reached Lagos and I realized that
only one room was booked at the Wheatbaker Hotel,
Ikoyi. Of course I complaint and the Pastor called the
front desk ( or pretended to) to demand for another
room. He said they would call back when the room was
ready. He then told me to help massage his back becos
he has back ache from sitting on the flight. I said I was
tired since it was already after 8. He then insisted I lay
down on the bed to rest while waiting.
I said I preferred to sit at the desk and he laughed
saying that I was acting like a small girl or a village
uneducated girl. He then went in to take a shower. I
then called the front desk to remind then about the
extra room. I wasn’t surprised when I was told that they
had vacant rooms and that nobody had requested for
an extra room. By this time, I knew what was up and
was ready for the fool. I opened his pouch and saw his
wallet which had his license. Took a picture of the
wallet and the Lisence on the pillow on the bed with my
head in the shot. I opened the door and took several
pictures of myself, the wallet and the Lisence with the
room number. Came back in, once I heard the shower
stop, I started audio recording on my BB. He came out
with a towel around his waist and started telling me
how attracted he was to me.
He said many deregatory things about his wife, calling
her a postcard…pretty on the outside but flat and
empty upstairs. He said sex with her was like having
sex with a cold dead fish…he tried to kiss me and I
stood up, picked up my travelling bag, moved to the
door, opened it and quickly took a picture of him,
standing with a towel around him. He started begging.
I called him all sorts of names and insisted he give me
money for a separate room or I would scream ’rape’. To
cut a long story short, he asked me to shut the door, I
refused, he brought out 2 bundles of N1000 and asked
me to delete before he gives me the money. I told him
he was in no position to negotiate. Got the money, left
the Randy goat with a deflated erection and checked
into another room. First thing the next morning,
I left for ABJ. By the way, remember my childhoodfriend
that introduced me to COZA? I narrated my experience
to her and she confessed that she was sleeping with
Biodun for over a year, even on his marital bed when
his wife travelled. Oga Pastor, try and deny my story
publicly and see American wonder….I still have the
pictures and our conversation on tape. Thank God for
technology!!!!!! Franca E..

[b]BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER
Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving
you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years
& I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks
have been hell. … Your boss called to tell me that you
quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last
week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a
new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even
wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2
minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all
of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me
anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that
connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re
cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore;
whatever the case, I’m gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving
away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
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Dear Ex-Husband,
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your
letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years,
although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve
been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown
out your constant whining & griping Too bad that
doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a haircut last
week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You
look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not
to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite
meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY
SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you
because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just
borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this,
I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job &
bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home
you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always
wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote
ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister
Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem.
Culled From "Adult Humour"[/b]