₦airaland Forum

lucenzo: Are you a teacher?

Jayses: Godswill akpabio is always on the news

.......and what mountain does the news reside in

manneger2: Thank God ASUU strike will be call off this week ;DThank God ASUU strike will be call off this week

U really need to go back to skool bro

Donmichaelz: Good day my fellow nairalanders,these issue has been disturbing me so I dEcided to share it.my parent adviced me that if I should consider getting married now that my wife to be must be a virgin,.pls help me out,what is special about marrying a Virgin?


N.B(am a virgin)

Henry praise: (My pple say girl wen no get fear for her bf range rover SPORT 4 dat mata na either witch, ogbanje, or her papa na general for miltary or she hold knife wen she wan use stab u)

I will kiss her and tell her I love her after which, I will buy an old tortoise car(beetles) and we will drive in it to her dads birthday.

nice one, I will probably do same, but mine would be using the beetles on our wedding day .

.........And it would be the ride the bride would ride in

Handsomeemmy: News just coming in now says there has been multiple bomb blast around sabogari area of kano state, information has it that some of the bombs went off on the popular new road area of sabo gari and Enugu road....
No news paper have pick the story yet, casualties yet unknown, maybe when the coast is clear tomorrow, more information will come in.


Series of blasts rock Kano on July 29, 2013 at 10:20 pm in News
KANO (AFP) – A series of loud explosions rocked Nigeria’s second city of Kano on Monday, residents said, describing at least four blasts in the Sabon Gari neighbourhood, which has been previously targetted by Boko Haram Islamists.
“There is confusion all over the place. There were four huge explosions, so huge that they shook the whole area. Everywhere is enveloped in smoke and dust,” said Chinyere Madu, a fruit vendor. Resident Kola Oyebanji said “all his windows are shattered,” after the four successive blasts.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/07/series-of-blasts-rock-kano/

What the hell is that fellow still doing in that part of the country

............So because of pineapple and orange that's y this fellow has chosen to stay put for that war torn zone

SMH for some igbo brothers sha .

#pathetic

bin gbagbo: it is not true, she didnt steal the bracelet. stop the defamation haba.

besides, any poster here that has never stolen must cast the first stone, hypocrites

didicold: Then women shouldnt give guys blow jobs, afterall, dont u piss out of dat same hole?
*dumbasses*

U are simply a wicked lady , so u mean u'll encourage the guy u love to go down on u

valicious1: mugu continue de lick, u go lick sotey u lick ur brain comot.

Does he still have a brain

I really doubt

bonjovi12: postings text due August 1, resumption 1st Sept.
Cheers!

slimyem: I don't know about Tuface o but D'banj is looking so fresh and foine. Ojigbijigbi

valicious1: And yet some mumu female worshipping men would stupid_ly put their mouths down that pink/red hole that constantly flow with bad blood and shit all in the name of se[x]ual adventure and gratification smh

Aniama !

They dig sh!!t and blood.

#men are dogs

druid06: Well, I was curious but seriously, women are disgusting ( Except my Momma though ).

So girls go through their cycle while shitting their pants out and yet some form high maintenance and sophisticated like they don't fart..

Some even pretend to the extents where I begin to doubt if they've ever taken a dump..

My hopes and dream of getting hooked up to a perfect lady is forever shattered..

Guys, next time you're wooing a girl and she's forming not too easy to get or you're trying to get over a broken heart just picture the above topic. That would make things easier for you..

LOL

True talk bro

Oildichotomy^:
Now learning starts
ladies!! It's iyanya ...your waist!! Your waist!
All i want is your waist BUT not with poo please!

Adamskuty: So you girls poo in ur body during ur period Ewwwww! This is disgusting

*spits and flys outta thread*

it is really surprising bro !

Funniest thing is that u still find them shaking their nyash when going through this funny period of theirs ; and guys lusting for their sh!!t , even to the point of wanting to bury their heads(in fella's voice) in there.

druid06: Damn, this thread is disgusting,

Topics about women undergoing through their cycle and anything that has to do with shi-t is just too irritating.

Is it every topic you guys discuss online.

There's meant to be civility and caution regarding these kind of sensitive matter.

Girls, take it easy. We don't have to learn what's coming out of your "You Know What" when it's your time.

ighoosagie: did u read it frm biology textbook or someone told u? becos frm my calculations u still av long time 2 wait b4 u start experiencing it

Buhahahahahahaha