₦airaland Forum

jumxix: I don't curse ooo, am jez a prophetess

jumxix: don't worry nah, the day u will buy it is gonna b the day the trumpet will sound, I guarantee you that

Fulaman198: Not again lollllll.

You are not the first to try to give me a bible in Fulfulde

jumxix: The World Is Coming To an End Soonest #Smh

Hero10001: Orisirisi,
-BH take style return some spent ammos.
-NA now rely on Public strategy to combat BH!
-Amateur armed robbers robbed 7 marcopolo buses full of about 400 soldiers in one ops!! (No escorts, no back ups, no ammos, no brainers, no heroes, just 7 buses filled with 400 idiots) thank God it's not a BH attack else 400 gullible men would have been long dead in the waters.

KnowAll: I doubt whether Al-Shabab has APC. Definately someone within the Nigerian Military is selling us short.

BossAyuk: With the quality and quantity of sophisticated weaponry used by bokoharam one just has to conclude that FG is directly or indirectly behind their funding hence the recent case of weapon purchase from SA which the Federal Government have been trying to sweep under the carpet.

I'm sure if they had an airspace in Sambisa they would have acquired a fighter jet by now.

DRealGeesam1: My confession and apology

Dear nairalanders and everyone who have heard of the ebola Prevention "News", My name is Adesewa, I am coming out clean because what started has a joke has escalated into the unprecedented.
How it started
Yesterday i was with friend in her hostel, we were talking about this Ebola out break, when one of my friends, Funke (she introduced me to nairaland) brought the idea of Us playing a prank on our friends. The first suggestion was to tell people that aloe very could cure Ebola, but we thought it would sound too ridiculous so we forgot about it.

Later that even an idea came to me (i now regret that i did it).
I decided to send a BBM broadcast message to my friends, telling them that the Ministry of Health has asked everyone to bathe with salt and warm water and drink some of it.
I sent the message 7:08pm yesterday

Later this midnight i started getting calls and messages that i should drink salt water and bath with it.

All efforts to tell people that i was the one who started the joke failed. Only my friends who i mentioned earlier believed me. Even my mum could me this morning, i did not know what to tell her.

I am using this medium to beg you all to warn and tell everyone, before they drink salt and damage their health.

Please dont be hash on me. I know this has gone out of hand. I never knew it will be this serious. Some have even added to the original message i sent.

nickz: then ur statement is baseless!!

nickz: and how many trophies did whatever club you support win

Skykid1208: the [size=100] CULTISM [/size] of then is alot diff from that of nowadays

almajiri101: What a wonderful day for Olu jacob and Wole soyinka. I doff my yellow bareta for these 2 great sailors.

Okudiover: This can only mean two things, either some eminent fathers of the state do not endorse Wicked... Sorry wike for obvious reasons (his sore reputation or his clan- Ikwere) or Amaechi's pedigree for performance is putting pressure on Abuja to bring him back to PDP. Don't forget he was forced out of the party, he didn't leave willingly. Furthermore, Amaechi's expectations in APCrooks was not met since his party's influence in his state and South-South as a whole falls below that of the more populous South-West and Northern Nigeria as a whole. Oh boy na so I think am oh!

ElFenomeno1: Weeps?! lol ..... pathetic criminal!