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Guardiola will finally turn EPL to farmers league for sure with this latest signing.

Congratulations to Machester CITY for winning this seasons liga again

Afonjas are the most brilliant people in this country


Afonja that some idiots always downgrade on Nairaland has produced great people like Seun Osewa the ceo of this great platform.
Fela KUTI
Obafemi Awolowo
Obasanjo
Wole Soyinka
Rashidi Yekini
Davido....the most followed Nigerian on IG
Whizkid baba
Odunlade Adekola
Funke Akindele
Ayo Babalola the founder of CAC
David O2yedepo the richest pastor in the whole world
Enoch Adejare Adeboye(He gathered the largest people in a gathering in lekki 1998)
SK Abiara
Olukoya DK
Pastor Kumuyi and so on are all ģreat people from this lovely tribe with loving cultures


Whether you hate them or not,they are great people with great potentials and the few being bad doesn't mean the whole race is bad

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Isoright...

Ain't no niggar of WhatsApp

Wechat got me covered

I wan join wechat oooo to get Clients from China � � �

[quote author=zedegit post=112510657]Please tell me it's a joke.

Did your have any children? What does your wife do?[/quote


I have a daughter
My wife too is struggling to use her HND like me to get a job

Bobbyjay001:
There's a school that pays from January through December here on Akure. But the woman wicked like kilode.

She pays anytime she feels like but you'll surely get your money.

The proprietress was a former SSG of Ekiti State during Fayose's second term and had held several appointments in Ekiti State before then.


I won't mention the name of the school but it's located on Ado/Akure expressway, Igoba, Akure, Ondo State.

I am in Akure too

I teach at OKE ODU area

Bouncin:
This is so pathetic.
I know how much I earn as a single guy and still struggling not to talk of people in this category probably married. Chai! Nigeria is pathetic I swear.

The most stupid mistake I ever made in my life was getting married in this mess of teaching and collecting 20k per month.

I used faith but it backfired and the marriage broke within 2 years

Ekitischool:
Sometimes, I'm surprised when I read things like this. A graduate earning 15k as a teacher? I guess it's because such teachers don't want to leave their comfort zones. If you can teach in Ekiti State, send your CV to ekitischool@gmail.com. Least salary is 30k and some schools will offer you free accommodation.

Do such schools employ HND graduates?

It is only that I don't wanna do yahoo
Teaching in private school has been the most heart breaking stories of my life since 2008 I graduated.


Some orphans like me are really struggling in Nigeria and yet we don't want to kill and do JUJU to get breakthroughs

City will win the league
Liverpool will win the CL
Chelsea will win the FA

Dem go share am

NwaAmaikpe:





I am greatly saddened.
See how a small girl died without utilizing the full potential of her kpekus.

That's why we should always pray to be at the right place at the right time.

She slumps in front of a priest, rather than take off her bra, compress her chest and give her urgent mouth-to-mouth to resuscitate her, the mumu sprinkled holy water on her and drove her to a hospital.

We are so ignorant, CPR would have brought this girl back to life but apparently someone holier than god thought pressing an unconscious woman's boobs to save her life was a sin.

In retrospect, I don't blame him, it may have been wiser to allow her die than save her life by going even half an inch to her boobs because these vaginarians are very funny.

He could save her now and tomorrow she'd drop a horrendous thread on Twitter about a perverted reverend father who took advantage of her "moment of brief incapacitation from exhaustion" to tongue her down and man-handle her boobs.

And yes, we'd cancel the good Samaritan here, the vaginarian gains clout; feminist movements will sue him to further assert how all men are scum and why women are endangered species worth preservation because the future is female.

As a man, it's really risky helping a female these days.

Too much sense

JOemmy:
Thank God for their lives.


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Ayatullah:
What has Jesus got to do with this? Why can't you give thanks and praises to the man that rush to the rescue?

It was mercies in the Spirit realm that made the man to be there at the right time.Mercies didn't allow those corpers to be alone without anyone at hand to render helps to them.God won't come down to help us.He will send humans like us to us.

Bible says a man will receive nothing unless he has been given from above

Thank You Jesus

fergie001:
It's a World Cup year and that will somewhat play a very big factor, but for now Karim is #1 on the list.

Be updated
Be current
They ain't using this years world Cup to determine who wins Ballon Dor.
The season from.August 2021 to May 2022 will be used to determine the winner while world Cup.in November will be counted for next season August 2022 to May2023

If Madrid wins the champions league,he will win the ballon Dor but if not,these plastic fans should forget.

NobleSeed:
suggest a mobile app that has been helpful to you and what you use it for let others learn, download and use it too.
Below are the few I Make use off and the ones I know are good too

1.I use stark VPN to get daily free data

2.I edit videos using inshot

3.I design flyers , logos and thumbnails on canva

4.Photoshop with facetune2

5.download only youtube videos, straight to my phone with tubemate

6.On Operamini ,I use a website called tubidy to search and download any kind of music

7.Then I use chrome to navigate and restore any Instagram lost page, search and monitor my social media apps and youtube

8.Flo app....it tracks menstrual cycles and ovulation..this app will tell u when u are pregnant ND start counting it for you ;

9.CamScanner:you can use this App to scan documents even on transit as far as you have the documents and your phone with you, and you can also send direct mails through the CamScanner, it's very efficient especially when you are always on transit and need to attend to office work!

WPS Office: I call this App office assistant! Typing, edit, creating templates and preparing schedules!! Makes your work easy even on transit!!!

10.Stepapp : for fitness. To track how many footsteps I take everyday..also analyzes amount of calories burnt

11.Bamboo: for buying/selling US stocks

12.Waze: navigation map. Gives up to date information eg traffic, tells you when there's a police around, indicates your current speed

13.Total files: for downloading and listening to music offline for free on iPhone and other IOS devices

14.Polycam: for creating 3D models and images

15.Password safe : for storing all my password

16.Video downloader for Facebook: for downloading videos and Facebook status

17.Photolab: for editing pictures into cartoon like image

18.Qustodio : parental control app for kids

19.Khan academy, edx, Udemy : free education certificate in thousands or courses from top universities

20.Photomath : to help solve Maths problems

Free free to drop yours pls
Mods help push to FP

That TUBIDY makes sense like seriously

I do use it also

Madrid go thick next season oooo
Rudiger for back
Mbapoe for front

PsG fans are ignoramuses

lexy20I4:
Make I snap my dvvk show you?
So you go fit comfam am?
Yes we men are responsible for the main problems or you wan argue with your fvvther?
What if male create the platform?
Does it change the fact that we men are very irresponsible?
Idvvt.

Don't do generalisation
Say you as a man and all men in your life are evil and irresponsible but as for me and my brothers and newphews and father,we are all responsible men.

Being EVIL isn't GENDER related.it is a personal choice.

There are EVIL MEN and there are GOOD MEN.
There are EVIL WOMEN also and there are good WOMEN.

Stop confusing your confusions guy and grow up.

HitSong:
Ọmọ aale jatijati

This guy go soon collect ...

If not for senseless hype and money value, I'll take one SAMSUNG S23 ULTRA over 3 iPhone 13 pro max any day and time.

Samsung no be iPhone mate at all

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
This portable dull finish


Him nor know say some android phone cost pass iPhone

Me as a real niggar am a die hard fan of apple..I have their Macbook and all

But some android phones na beast

Samsung's camera is more better than iPhone's

LesbianBoy:
If I am davido I go still dey fvck this Sophie's girl sexy ass! She looks sweet

He still.dey Bleep her now

Hi phones or Samsung

All others ain't good enough

He is behind PYO

Mbappe

I prefer mbape to this guy

In this age and civilizations,masquerades still dey parade streets??
African race especially this useless Nigeria and backwardness are 5 and 6

qekng40:
Happy birthday fine man

Please check this thread for some offers!

https://www.nairaland.com/7056854/exclusive-people-born-april-only

Thanks sis
I saw this late because of my Sim wahala and NIN
I will add up your WhatsApp number now dear for works

She is Rught

simpleseyi:
So David Oyedepo is now a Saint? You need psychiatric evaluation. Mind you religious slowpoke, only Catholics gives the title to dead Popes. David Oyedepo is not dead, and doesn't look like someone who is ready to die in the next 30 years. So, he is not a Saint and when he eventually dies, he can never be a Saint because he is not a Catholic Pope. Stop displaying ignorance on the internet.

Your ignorance and foolishness will soon send you to hell fire stupid boy.
You don't talk to an elderly person as you have done above there
You don't have manner

All born again Christians are Saint.Your religiously manipulated Catholic patterns notwithstanding.