NLSavage:
I told her i smoke before kick starting the relationship. when she saw I was high she started telling me to transfer money to her and stuff. Like wtf

lol, that’s funny.
She wasn’t aware that, that very moment nah when angel of wisdom Dey add to your brain cuz that moment nothing wey person fit tell you that you won’t have a rethink about it.

Real smokers are hard to deal with when it comes to relationships.
Lol

NLSavage:
please rephrase I don't get you

just saw that you modified your comment.
What am trying to say is that you made the right decision by heeded to what the weed whispered.
Not all ladies like nigga that smoke though.

NLSavage:
oh. yh when she comes around but when I got high one time she visited, and she started treating me like shit, I don't want somebody like that.

You just decided to choose one and you made a right decision. I think?

NLSavage:
why the smiley face?

your comment

NLSavage:
weed told me to leave her. guess she was s gold digger

...

9jahotblog:
Even the so called Nigeria rice are all full of Stones. They never improve on their production yield but can enforced total shut down on our land borders. The rate of appendicitis symptoms will increased tremendously in our various hospitals for this stones and tares in the rice. Very bad .

Don’t worry, you gonna see the one without stone soon.
It’s high time we embrace our own.

greenguy:
They can't all be fraudsters. I don't believe that.

EFCC just trying to gain cheap points. If you go to their office in the next three days you'll discover over 60 people have been released.

Exactly

1StopRudeness:


She already sees that she has the guy’s mumu button...she’s just enjoying herself by making him look like fool...cos I don’t even understand the meaning of that line..”it will take one month”

.. Exactly but some babe no Dey try oh. That line still funny to me

1StopRudeness:
It will take up to a month to break up with the guy.......lol

.. As in ehn, that line weak me.
D girl don see op finish, I won’t be surprised if op still forgive her and continue the relationship.
What a weak and sissy man, op no try at all.

Must you generalize
Smh

The guy reaction killed me, had to watch the video twice.
So funny

webshopNG:

Olamide won't have to be beef anybody.
He has done too well for himself and his record label.

... He doesn’t even get time cuz he already said the time wey him go Dey use to Dey beef, he go use am carry olosho to enjoy body
Lol

lordkrys:
are the rappers or singers?

just because Olamide sing doesn’t mean he doesn’t have flows.
Baba just wan flow trend to stay relevant
Remember, rap music doesn’t sell in naija.
Olamide still gat flows anytime any day.

lexxxino:
✌ vector tha viper

... I stan
The viper really murder it and the flows ehn.
If anyone says that vector raps is dry then the person know anything about rap.
On repeat but MI need to help his brother.

ineedyouradvice:


Like I said, bashing is allowed. Lol you actually cracked me up. Your sense of humour is amazing.
That being said, try reading up again. Dankë

... Please keep the baby, it might not be easy but trust me you will never regret it.
Please, don’t mind the fool you quoted
That’s NL for you, stay strong.
The lord will lead your path.

Kemibabi:
She might be a prostitute who knows.
Prostitutes are generally lazy women.

a nairalander was just exposed to be a prostitute.
I'm shocked

.. Damn, I fear who no fear you.
You just conclude the whole matter like that
I hail you mami

Kingdollar28:


Both of you are crazy!!

3months and you kon claim paparazzi on top person pikin wey be say there is 80% possibility say No be her t0t0 u go decide to settle down with las las.. na just nyash&go


In her own part ...

She is an idiot for being faster than her god!

Ordinary 3months of nyashing she don dy claim Rihanna make u kon marry her abi..

Anyway,u no go too blame am shaa cos she has suffered a heart attack.... Sorry I mean #heartbreak!

But how all these una tori take concern me sef??

D day u t0ast am,she kon agree, u no complain give us ooh...

U nyash 3 conservative good months, u no complain give us, now mumu matter don rise, u wan come disturb me and my good people of Nairaland..

Oga, may god Punish u dia

you no go kill person with laugh

dairykidd:


Laugh want kee me ooo my belle... thank God no much work today... You make u no do under G moves oo cos men go bust u one time..In fact i done close

lol, that’s funny.
Continue to Dey bust Dey go
Lol

Newguyhere:
babe how business

... I hail oh, unah don come her thread come comment but the babe self no Dey try.
Nairalander guyscan burst anything oh
I hail them
Lol.

Please, no come for me oh
I’m just here catching fun

bayocute:

I don't see it that way though. I thought she told me out of honesty and sincerity.

... Well, you might be right but still in love with your ex when you’re in a relationship or see someone you love doesn’t really make sense and it doesn’t end well.
My advice for you is that you just have to play your game well to avoid heartbreak.
My two cent though.

I can’t stop laughing
The girl don use all of unah head.

Nothing wey person no go see for Nairaland

MiVida:
no female student wants to spend that much for a house... Can't find one.

... Lol, but those ladies can afford it now.
Maybe you should look for someone like them and if you can’t nah OYO you Dey oh

OP don enter one chance oh,
Only you among 6 ladies.
My advice for you is that, if you can look for a female that need a rent ehn just rent it out to her and use the money to rent another place.
You see ehn, you can’t hate those ladies neither you can’t love them and to even stay in between self nah war. Lol

rex444:
hahahahaha now that's one smart gal.... and am one of em lucky to have her as my buddy..... I sight u sweerie pie

.... Thanks Sugar, I’m humble

Jordanbelfort07:

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Hey Pleb, counter my aguement constructively and stop being all emotional about the facts I stated up there
Thats even If you have a functioning neuron in that cum filled thick skull of yours
Smh.

... I can now see you’re big fool but no problem with that cuz we know how to deal with your type and NL is where you can all come and type rubbish.
Continue and thank God you also don’t deny the fact that all female folks in your family are dumb.
Please don’t quote me again.
✌️

Funmmyastic:



Don't mind that pudden-head.

As in, I don’t understand some NL guys.
It really annoying seeing those comments as if they did not a mother or female siblings.
They always direct their frustrations on female folks, ladies are this and that.
I’m tired of hearing same lines over and over again.
Them no Dey tire
Gosh
It really annoying

Jordanbelfort07:


I'm sure you had an instant orgasm by that lady's comment below.. Lmao
Quit being a simp and face facts dude.
The truth is African women (nigerian women especially) are very dumb
I know it's a bitter pill to swallow but always remember that facts don't care your feelings

... Nigga, shut the Bleep up.
Someone is correcting you and you’re still typing the same shit all over again.
Okay, let accept African women are dumb which include your mum and all the female in your family including your great grandmother you don’t know.
Rubbish.
Reading comment sometimes on NL about female folks make me wonder what type of set of guys on this forum.
Nonsense

EmptyCoconutHead:
na wah o person no go joke with u again

... Apologies

EmptyCoconutHead:
.







lesbians missing each other

. Your moniker says it all.

Bonatheripper:
You've done nothing wrong.
If he's wise he should never let u go because u have a great business sense.

Next is for u to advice him to buy a small transparent bowl and a long chair (stool)
Then put all the boiled eggs inside the bowl, take it outside and place it on the tall chair.

Start selling for N50 per egg.

In no time hed become a millionaire

tohyorsih2:


I no dey see you too.
Eyah sorry dear
Of course i am. Happy Sunday

Same here dear
Be good