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silverlinen:
Anye ooo
He who sacrificed his one eye for vikings to sail ruggedly
ODIN the one eye God

chai....Mumu man

This one no go stop me from taking igboya or gbese b4 I begin drilling activities

Ngenge:
You can change your date of birth in your bvn and NIN. I heard the one in your bank for bvn takes two to five working days for it to be effected. But I don't know how long it will take for your NIN date of birth to be changed in an NIMC office ( you will pay 15000 naira for the change to be made)

wat about nysc discharge ...mine is carrying different date...will there b issue ?

tollyboy5:
make i read this update so i go fit update my format

comrade I shedibalaba for u


I Don update my own already....

Pls someone should assist me
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Guys my Gionee phone when ever the screen light goes off it doesn't com up again when u press d power button...it will refuse to come up but the indicator light will b blinking...


And call doesn't go through....some times when on call the screen will just sleep and it won't come up...and u won't b able to end d call....what can I do pls I've freed memories I don't know wat to do

Sekoni003:
Dem use black book threaten you too? black book ko, Blue book ni ..May God bless all my teachers and grant the late ones eternal rest. I owe them all I am today

back then I fear black book pass my papa

I remember what this thing made me go through in govt secondary sch jikwoyi Abuja...I will never forget...it made me fear women.....lemme share..


It was break time and news broke out that some students brought devils bean....popularly called karara...in fact we it karara I just found out now DAT d name is devils bean...


So some students were crying and scratching there body me being a new student and hearing the thing for the first time....I wanted to see it for myself and how it worked...and mind u I did not have friends yet I came into the sch barely a week....so I was just strolling around trying to see how people were scratching there body...


I then decided to go see the magic plant by myself I went to the tree just looked at it...and b4 I knew it the break was over and d bell rang.... So I went back to my class....mind u I did not even touch this thing.


When I got to my class I met ( Ene her real name) she was my sit mate and we were always fighting about who sits in d middle and who sits by d side...I came to sch new so we were usually 3 in a sit and this girls wanted me in d middle I did not like DAT so I think she hated me for that...

So back to d issue...when I arrived class Ene was already sitter so I don't know what got into me I touched her playfully telling her I put karara on her body while laughing... Next thing DAT happened the girl started scratching her body she even fainted she acted that script well that I did not know what was happening.


I tried to explain that I was joking...this girl no gree ooo next thing I know I was in our form's masters office and I chop like 12 lashes of koboko....

We were dismissed she came back e no do her she kept on crying and principal got to know and they ended up rounding me and others from other student who were putting it on peoples body....nah so dem call assembly for us. ..comot out cloth like thief....we were like 11 or so but we plenty.... I was only on boxers like a criminal. ...


Me that can cry back then I think I should b 14yrs old by that time....they flogged us disgraced us and threaten to put our name in black book and expel us...nah der my cry worst...


I heard if ur name entered black book no school will take u and u can't get political position ever....nh der I wan die I begin cry beg say I no do anything nobody believed me...


At the end we stayed in sch til 5pm serving punishment and all I remember when they locked us in a class room ....I was just thinking about my life....


Next day I saw Ene and she reminded me she promised to deal with me...and that she has done it that next time I should not try a woman that was her words....I just stood there feeling pains and I just realized I've learnt my first and important lesson from a woman....

[quote author= post=109636202]Mumu Reno and his sets of brainwashed monkeys and swines gave taken over social media.

There prayer for Nigeria to fail at the Nation's Cup has finally materialized.

His fellow Oloriburukus and idiots are already jubilating, even before the end of the First half.

Na that hatred for our darling country go kill all of una animals that call Nigeria a zoo las las.

(Quote this post if you are one of such swines.)

Mad and foolish goats everywhere[/quote]nah u b d big mumu

PapaNnamdi:
Na to mint this shit as nft sharperly

now this is a billionaire's idea....nft is d new gold mine..


How do we begin boss

So while we were at work about to close...we saw some Fulani boys passing with the snake..


So we called them initially we wanted to price 3k...bought we over heard them saying someone priced 500....so we quickly gave them 600 and it became our

We Don send d snake go for roasting... Its coming back soon..

Snake lovers is it a boar or a python

My first time touching a snake

Dolliz:
I was shortlisted which I thank God for but I don't think I will be going to Abuja for the documentation cos it's junior cadre.

But is it possible to change to senior cadre during documentation?

Anyone shortlisted from Ekiti state?.

pls how do I check d shortlisted list...can u send me d link to d PDF file

Don't put it in a zoo they will not feed it ...simply put some spice and grill it

Nyanmiridunce:
Show us your papa teeth.

show us ur mama own

Shetemi12:
If your father is half of what Tinubu is today..you won't be on Nairaland hating

my papa teeth and life better pass ur entire generation.... Nah wetin make u day collect peanut to vote for a bad leader ..


My papa teeth clean pass ur father and ur generation future

...funniest post ever....


How can a man who allowed his teeth to get brown in d first place govern a country as Nigeria.... He will b disaster

This people bin wan comot each oda teeth....were d play day for der

He wants to consolidate on failure..... If u r planning to vote for more disaster to befall Nigeria may God punish u

[quote author= post=109236833]Again, From all of us @[/color] : [color=#990000]SAY NO TO SUBSTANCE ABUSE.

This sad incident reminds us of the deadly very leaf called 'Gegemu' leaf' 9ice sang about in his track "Gbamu-Gbamu Jigi-Jigi" ?

Gegemu dey here? Mafiku sere!
(Is that Gegemu? Don't toy with death!!)
All the stories we have heard, saw, read about this particular leaf,
None ever end well!

Guys, BEWARE OF GEGEMU, It kills you before your time.



This reminds us.....
Let's give you a true life story about this gegemu before starting our Barbecue business for the day.....

LONG READ, IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE LAZY YOUTHS we have here,
Scroll down to the next post with speeeed!
If you love interesting and educative, very educative post, read on friends........

The 'GEGEMU PARTY : A Real Life Story

Birthdays during my undergraduate days in the university were always lit.
From early morning beating rituals to late night parties filled with food and booze. Did I say early morning beating? Yea, celebrants always take some beatings for the culture. The break of dawn usually sees friends (and foes, perhaps) gathered to take their pound of flesh from the celebrants. Some go as far as pouring powdery flower and water on the birthday victim. Missiles of sachet waters fly around like its Syrian war while assailants render a line from a popular song:

We are getting old and getting high!
Afternoons are filled with little or no activities since everyone would be engaged in one or more academic activities. It is a university after all. Nights are the most interesting and are usually filled with booze, girls, music and a whole lot of fun. I am sure some of my Nigerian readers can relate and would give anything to have those days back.

Back then, alcohol seemed like the heart of any party. Without it, party rockers don’t come to play. Alcohol level tolerance differs among individuals. While some are already talking gibberish and confessing their sins with just two bottles of beer (usually of about 14O proof or 7% alcohol each), some are just getting started at one crate (a crate of beer is twelve bottles). Science has it that alcohol tolerance is hinged on varieties of factors such as body weight, age, sex, mood, ethnicity (?), rate of consumption as well as the food and drinks taken before the commencement of alcohol consumption. However, I am sure there were guys that defied all the hypotheses of science about alcohol consumption back then.

It was during one of those night birthday parties a friend (birthday celebrant) of mine got introduced to a stuff that could help him save money on alcohol supply for his party. After taking the beating of his life early in the morning, plans went underway to make the night the talk of the town. The bulk of the plan focused on alcohol supply which seemed set to suffer due to a shortage of funds. Unfortunately, a couple of the invitees would pass as those that would readily defy scientific explanation on alcohol consumption. Something drastic had to be done and indeed, something really drastic was done

Suggestions started flying-in left, right, front, back and center. The idea of beer for the night was totally ruled out simply because of those that could turn beer into water; no amount of beer can inebriate them. We jokingly call them antichrist because their actions seem to be an antithesis of Christ’s miracle in the bible. He turned water intto wine, they turn beer into water. Infusion of weed (Cannabis sativa) into home-made punch drink was also suggested but quickly thrown out because of the illegality of weed.
Guys did not want the school authority clamping down on them because of a birthday party. Finally, one popular guy volunteered to provide something that could be mixed with home-made punch, legal, safe and guaranteed to knock even the biggest alcohol-tolerant person off his/her feet. The idea seemed perfect and everything seemed set. The night came and dissolved quickly.

The following morning was quite melodramatic. As at 10:00 am, music could still be heard loudly in the party room without any sound of life coming-in or going out of it. This aroused the curiousity of the neighbouring students and a visit was made to the party scene. A couple of participants were found sleeping in the room, some were found sleeping in the toilet and the celebrant himself was nowhere to be found. It took quite an effort to bring them back to life and when they did, no sense could be made of what they were saying. Whatever they have taken the previous night is yet to disintegrate half of its half-life in their systems. Where could the celebrant be? Perhaps he has early morning classes and has left for academic area?

Majority of those around concluded the celebrant must have gone for classes. It took almost four hours for those that were woken from slumbering to start regaining their senses, albeit none of them could vividly recall what transpired the previous night. Whatever has been introduced into their drink must be extremely powerful. Six o’clock Post Meridiem: still, no sign of the celebrant.

After what seemed like an eternity, a call came through to one of the participants, a mutual friend of mine and the celebrant. The call was from Chief Medical Director of the University’s health center. The celebrant has been hospitalized and the attention of those close to him was needed. Ten minutes after, about ten of us were at the male ward of the university’s health center where our friend (the celebrant) was lying awake and looking at us like a total stranger. Something about him looked different and sinister. The doctor in charge of his case has a lot of explanation to do. What happened to him


Your friend was brought-in about thirty minutes ago all the way from Benin. He was found sleeping by the road side along Ore-Benin highway and was brought here as a result of the university’s identity card found on him. We had to charge the phone found on him before we were able to contact you. He seemed to have lost his memories and reeks of alcohol…

The doctor continued talking while all of us present kept looking at each other with a telepathic exchange of questions taking place.
A lot of what the doctor is saying do not add up. If a driver moves at an average speed of one hundred kilometre per hour (which is almost impossible on Nigerian roads), it will take nothing less than six hours to get to Benin from the location of the University. It simply means our friend left for Benin long before the break of dawn, perhaps while his birthday party was at its peak. How did he get to Benin? What was his mission there and was he doing lying on the road? There are over a thousand questions with no single answer. Perhaps we should rather ask; what was present in the drink that they took at the party?

The question from the doctor must have jolted us all back to reality. An explanation was made to the doctor about went down and how no one has an idea of when, why and how he got to where the patient was found. The doctor explained further that our friend needs urgent medical attention but what was mixed with the drink he took at the party needs to be identified first. Unfortunately, the supplier of the substance was not at the scene. A call was made through to him and he mumbled faintly on the phone : GEGEMU!!

WTF is Gegemu?
Those that are close to me know that I am a teetotaller; an attribute that is virtually incompatible with a typical birthday party in the student’s hostels within the university. Therefore, even though I participated in the early morning beating rituals for my friend’s birthday, I was deep asleep while the night party was going on. Hence, I knew virtually nothing about what they ate or drank during the event. However, the mention of the word ‘Gegemu’ reminded me of one of the songs that were reigning then:

It was later on after the whole incidence that I took my scientific self to research about the substance that was responsible for such an evil and dangerous reactions. The after-party experience observed was as a result of an infusion of a particular plant into their drink of the participants. Datura as the plant is botanically called is a genus of a flowering plant in Solanaceae family; the same family with the egg-plant. The genus is believed to be native to North America (Mexico to be particular) and exotically found in other parts of the world. It is made up of about nine species; D. stramonium, D. innoxia, D. wrightii, D. metel, D. discolour, D. leichhardtii, D. ferox and a host of others

Out of the nine species, three are found growing in different areas in Nigeria including D. innoxia, D. stramonium and D. metel with the latter being the most popular among the populace, especially the youths (the reason is quite obvious). D. metel is popularly known as ‘gegemu’ or ‘apikan’ among the Yoruba tribe found in the Southwestern part of the country, ‘zakami’ among the Hausas found in the North and ‘Myaramuo’ among the Igbos which are predominant in the South. The plant grows as an annual shrub or perennial herb with erect stems and a characteristic smell. Depending on the cultivar, the colour of the plant’s flower ranges from white, cream, yellow, red to violet. It produces a green, knoby fruit.

The plant has a wide variety of application that has been investigated both scientifically and ethnobotanically. It has been shown in several types research to have antifungal, antibacterial, cytotoxic as well as hallucinogenic properties. Proximate, nutritional and phytochemical analysis of the seeds of the plant revealed a highly nutritious but phytotoxic potential. Tropane alkaloids and scopolamine have been reported to be present in the plant and both have wide application in the world of medicine.

The capacity of the plant and its component to cause memory loss as well as slurred speech has been investigated in rats under laboratory condition and results showed a modification to the brain frontal cortex, the portion of the brain associated with memory, verbal communication and reasoning etc. Several medical cases associated with deliberate or mistaken ingestion of the plant have been reported prior to this particular incidence. In fact, a majority of the population of a whole town have been reported to have run mad because they mistakenly utilized the leaves of the plant in cooking their food

Report of abuse of the plant also abounds both locally and internationally. It has been recognized as one of the most popular and readily available as well as legal alternative to illegal/scarce/expensive psychoactive active substances in the country. According to several sources, fresh or dried parts of the plant are wrapped and smoked by youths and hoodlums as an alternative to marijuana.

Report of abuse of the plant also abounds both locally and internationally. It has been recognized as one of the most popular and readily available as well as legal alternative to illegal/scarce/expensive psychoactive active substances in the country. According to several sources, fresh or dried parts of the plant are wrapped and smoked by youths and hoodlums as an alternative to marijuana.
Back to the health center scene

Those that participated in the bash that has regained some level of normalcy explained that a decoction of D. metel was mixed with punch drink that already contained a significant level of alcohol to make the birthday party go wild. The individual effects of alcohol and the active substances present in the plant is quite enough to provoke series of undesirable reactions, let alone a combined/synergistic reaction. They really invited it on themselves.

The mention of ‘gegemu’ helped the doctor in diagnosing what could be wrong with the now indisposed celebrant. He was placed under intensive care for close to 5 days before returning to a semblance of himself. However, up till today, none of those that participated nor the celebrant himself could recall what transpired during the party. How the celebrant got to Benin overnight remains an absolute mystery

Say no substance abuse!


Hope y'all learnt something from this?



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Thanks sir.
You are permitted to use this to open a thread sir.
Barbecue duty calls.

Btw
We no be bro o.
We are simply [b]WE.


God bless you sir.
We always do our best to inspire and lift others ready to be lifted.
Keep being the great man that you are.
God bless your parents for giving us a King like you.
Stay blessed brotherly.


You are right Mr John.
And you are always welcome sir.[/quote]how do u manage to sit and type all this rubbish....seriously how do u do it

Grandmeister:
Simon for South Africa wey dey catch snakes no dey use juju naa. It’s about learning the techniques of grabbing their heads in a way that they can’t use their fangs. No juju involved.

ride on ooo simon of Nigeria.... Snake never Chop u b4...


Even DAT simon self...e day use gloves for dangerous snakes

I'm not surprise the op is using mageni...(jazz)

I don't see how u will handle a viper without that

which kind wahala b dis....who this people offend.... This one 9ja pastor Don begin see angel it is finished for d followers e go milk dem

Tonytonex:
that was then. Prepare to buy from 200 up when the tax is implemented.

der papa I go day drink zobo and kunu make dem go tax DAT one

cyndylove64:
yours is better
Mine is 150 for plastics
130 for bottle no matter the cl
Then malt is 300

I think it has diff prices for diff places but the prices r high..


Too much tax is killing business and making life difficult for people.... Somebody cannot buy bread and take with chilled mineral anymore....


This govt is depressing

Old story....I've been buying a bottle of 50cl coke for 130 now...small 7up DAT was 70 is now 100...


And buhari said PDP is failure.....if this is success then I don't want to b part of it

So his not a bad boy again...he's just silly ass clout chaser...


Damm fake things everywhere

Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!!


If you like Dbull's songs you are going to hell because bulls have horn like the devil

nobody kuku like d song b4...so no vex

Datboredberry:


No one in this world is straight!!!

You might be less gay... But never straight!

wao...this is d most foolish thing I've read today

So wats the purpose of the joint statement.... Do they want to dismantle all there nuclear weapons and research on nuclear or

They want to deter others from having what they have so they can keep flexing muscle....

If I were to b president today first thing I go build nah nuclear weapon...nonsense greedy people

So wat fayemi is saying is that...they know what to do but they won't do it...


Useless people

Wao....kidnapping is made so easy that anyone can just wake up and kidnap and still b calling without fear....



But the BMC crew still thinks Nigeria is d best country under APC...don't blame dem....poverty can make one do anything.


Meanwhile I hope in d new year Nigeria gets better

Anny98:
omg
just Bleep someone...

if dats u on ur profile pix....then I'm interested

How much do u charge for hookup

T