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FamilyRe: Men And Toilet Etiquette by RoyalRoy(mod): 6:04am On Sep 16, 2013
I hope most men get to read this!


In other news, I learnt a new word.


"PISS-TOOL"


grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
FamilyRe: The Family Section Fun Room!! by RoyalRoy(mod): 5:37am On Sep 16, 2013
Good Morning all.

I hope your sleep was long & cozy?

Wishing you a beautiful & fruitful week ahead!!!



P.s::: please let's take some time out to visit the Are You Feeling Suicidal, Come Here First thread, a lot of young ladies & gents are coming there depressed & lacking motivation to go on.
A little words of encouragement & life experiences will help in restoring their mind back to life again.


Thanks all, as you continue to polish each others Stars, God wl keep your stars shinning too, forever!!!
FamilyRe: How To Handle Problems Over Relatives Staying In Your House ? by RoyalRoy(mod): 1:17pm On Sep 15, 2013
Mekyno: A gal exercising such unwanton supreme power n authority, wich she dnt even hv, at d tender age of 21? Hmmm. Dat gal must b up to smtn. Is either she becoms a militiant or terrorist in d house (or is she already 1 sef), wen she grow. D earlier dey marry dat babe, d beta 4 d family. @op, use wisdom, its a delicate mata
Even my dog is laughing at your comment!!!
www.nairaland.com/attachments/229503_ROFLMAODog_gif3fa44b12f55ba64fc785c3a5794ba92e
AutosRe: Tokunbo 2008 Honda Accord AKA Evil Spirit. by RoyalRoy(m): 12:08pm On Sep 15, 2013
Am the one who just called you minutes ago. Hope to hear from you tomorrow!
Thanks
FamilyRe: Could My Dirty Past Be Haunting Me? Please Help Before I Go Crazy by RoyalRoy(mod): 11:40am On Sep 15, 2013
Kanwulia: You must let the past be the past sweerie. . .NOTHING TO CONFESS. . .BUT TO YOUR GOD! kiss
.AND SEND THEM BACK TO WHERE THEY BELONG. . . TO REST IN PIECES IN THE ABORTION PITS OF HEAVEN OR HELL. . . shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiior! kiss
Haaaaaa.....Kamwulia recommend someone to confess to GOD? Am I dreaming? Abi someone hacked ur account ni?


I feel your post though....very funny but some hardcore truth are in there!!

Nice One!
FamilyRe: 150 Rules On How To Be A Gentleman! by RoyalRoy(mod): 11:32am On Sep 15, 2013
Chai, 150 rules ke? How many we go remember? grin grin grin

Nice one anyway!
FamilyRe: Should I Sell A Gift From My Uncle? by RoyalRoy(mod): 11:25am On Sep 15, 2013
Efemena_xy: Why sell it?

You're a student so be inventive man! How about hiring it out for a fee, as an extra source of income to you?

You're lucky to have two cars to yourself at your age - so be a smart businessman! smiley
Shikena.

Be smart!!
FamilyRe: Are You Feeling Suicidal? Come Here First! (part 2) by RoyalRoy(mod): 11:03am On Sep 15, 2013
beecool: how do i fight this feeling of emptiness that seems to be invading my mind. Don't tell me to hold on, because I just can't anymore. I feel like I'm at the point where I have to end it all.
Be cool, please remain cool. Don't start having negative thoughts!!
Have u read this thread from the first page? If not please take time out to read from the beginning!!

Or you can locate the family section fun room and share your problems. A problem shared is one half solved.

Stay lifted & bee cool.
FamilyRe: The Family Section Fun Room!! by RoyalRoy(mod): 9:47am On Sep 15, 2013
Happy Sunday All.
Wishing You a Wonderful Week Ahead.


Just awake ....early.....as usual.....ironing my cloth & polishing My Dancing Shoes.

Am going to dance for the Lord at His house....yaaaayyy!!
FamilyRe: My Father In Law Wants An Apology From My Parents by RoyalRoy(mod): 9:07am On Sep 15, 2013
mobuch: Some comments here sound like they came out from the mouths of under-18 children, who havent gotten much experiences in life.

i have attended in the last 65years of my life have always followed this protocol, anybody saying it should be done in your church because that would be the last service you would attend is talking crap and is probably below 18years without any experience.

Goodluck.
Funny how your post didn't look like that of someone who has been attending weddings for 65yrs.


A bit immature to attack others based on their personal opinions!

Yeye!
AutosRe: Avoid Being Scammed!! Please Read!! by RoyalRoy(op): 8:44am On Sep 15, 2013
Also note please!!!!

December is coming soon, beware of kidnappers!!

A lot of them use this same procedures to kidnap people!

If you call them that you want to buy the car, if they see you are unwilling to pay upfront, they lure you to their "den" and hold you for ransom.
And guess how much the ransom will be?
Exactly the amount you are willing to pay for the vehicle.

1. Don't trust any dealer who does not have a valid address.
Even though not all sellers have a car mart, but pls ensure You both agree to a location that you the buyer is comfortable with.

2. Don't go meet a car dealer in secluded places or his house.

3. Never Walk Alone!

4. Don't go along with cash.
Probably just have some little money to buy fuel for test drive & minor things like paying for engine scans!

5. Don't be too hasty in sealing a deal, cross-check all papers before paying.
Customs Paper especially, and in case of a pre-owned car, ensure you meet whoever owned the car previously and ask for genuine proof tying him/her to the car!!

Be vigilant, be smart, be saved!!
AutosRe: Avoid Being Scammed!! Please Read!! by RoyalRoy(op): 8:36am On Sep 15, 2013
angeljoy: Thanks my brother, God bless you for this advice, note that it's also helpful on other forums: Once again God bless you IJN
Amen sir.
AutosAvoid Being Scammed!! Please Read!! by RoyalRoy(op): 8:15am On Sep 15, 2013
It is becoming rampant for scammers & fraudsters to come online & play on people's trust & intelligence!!

Sadly, nairaland is not excluded from the grip of these terrible people.
However, no matter how smart these fraudsters are, you can be smarter.

Here are some few steps you can take to avoid being scammed on Nairaland.

IN VIEW OF THIS AND OTHER
SCAMS, I WILL ADVISE
NAIRALANDERS TO REPORT
SCAMS IMMEDIATELY SO THAT
NEW PEOPLE WILL NOT FALL
FOR IT.

PLEASE, MY LAST
ADVISE IS THIS, BEFORE YOU
BUY ANYTHING OR DO ANY
TRANSACTION WITH A
NAIRALANDER, JUST DO THE
FOLLOWING;

1) FIRST CHECK THE USER’S
PROFILE, HIS COMMENTS AND
HIS TOPICS


2) BE OBSERVANT OF THE DATE
HIS PROFILE WAS CREATED.
THIS ONE IS MOST IMPORTANT
AND VERY SERIOUS. MOST
SCAM’S (90%) ON NAIRALAND,
ARE OPERATED BY PEEPS WITH
NEW ID’S... I FOUND THIS OUT
AFTER A DEEP RESEARCH.
PLEASE REMEMBER THIS
WARNING
---
“NEVER DEAL WITH
A NAIRALANDER WHO HAS NOT
BEEN ON THE FORUM FOR UP
TO A YEAR!


---
NEVER SEND
MONEY TO THE PERSON UNLESS
YOU ARE SEEING HIM FACE TO
FACE!


BEFORE YOU DEAL
WITH A NAIRALANDER, JUST
CLICK ON THE PERSONS
PROFILE... EVERYTHING ABOUT
HIM OR HER WILL POP OUT!”


3) NO MATTER HOW GOOD A DEAL IS, I WILL ADVISE
YOU TO RUN AWAY FROM A
DEAL ONCE IT IS TOO GOOD TO
BE TRUE. IF A NAIRALANDER
OR ANY ONLINE CRIMINAL
WANTS TO SELL ANYTHING TO
YOU, AND THE AMOUNT IS
RIDICULOUSLY SMALL
COMPARED TO WHAT OTHERS
SELL; IT IS PROBABLY A SCAM...
JUST RUN AWAY! I WONDER
HOW SOMEONE WILL TELL YOU
THAT HE IS SELLING A BENTLEY
2012 FOR 800K AND YOU DIDNT
CHANGE YOUR NAME TO USAIN
BOLT! CHECK THE PRICE RANGE
OF SAME CAR WITH OTHER DEALERS
ONLINE.

4)BE EXTREMELY CAREFUL OF DEALERS WHO REFUSE TO PUT ANY ADDRESS ON THEIR POST, DEALERS WITH NO PRICE TAG TO THEIR CARS & LASTLY DEALERS WHO REFUSE TO ANSWER ANY QUESTION YOU ASK ON THE THREAD. IF A DEALER IS SINCERE, HE WILL ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS, NOT CALL ME OR E-mail.


5) THIS ONE IS PROBABLY THE
MOST IMPORTANT... BEFORE
YOU BUY ANYTHING ONLINE OR
BEFORE YOU DEAL WITH A
NAIRALANDER, GOOGLE HIS
NAME, DETAILS AND INFO HE
OR SHE SENT YOU.
BEFORE
GOOGLING, MAKE SURE THAT
YOU ATTACH “SCAM”, “FRAUD”
OR “CRIMINAL” TO HIS OR HER
NAME AS THE KEYWORDS.

DONT JUST TYPE ONLY THE
DEALERS NAME E.G SANGO009
OR ABEL AKAMU, NO. THAT’S
WRONG. INSTEAD TYPE “ABEL
AKAMU SCAM OR
FRAUD” OR THE PERSON’S
USERNAME ON NAIRALAND
WITH THE KEYWORDS ALSO..
E.G “Sango009 SCAM OR
FRAUD”. YOU WILL SUPRISED
AT WHAT GOOGLE WILL GIVE
YOU.


THIS PARTICULAR
PROCEDURE HAS SAVED ME
FROM SO MANY SCAMS BEFORE.
ALTHOUGH IF THE GUY IS
A NEWBIE, GOOGLE MAY NOT GIVE U ANY HITS BUT JUST
CHECK HIS PROFILE ON
NAIRALAND IF HE IS NEW!



THE
ONLY PROBLEM HERE IS THAT
MOST OF THEM WHEN
DISCOVERED WILL CREATE
NEW PROFILES OR MONIKERS...
LOLS. BUT THERE IS A WAY TO
CATCH THEM! CHECK THEIR
PROFILES.... YOU WILL BE
SUPRISED IT WAS CREATED IN
WITHIN THE PAST WEEK, DAYS
OR EVEN MINUTES! AGAIN,
SCAMMERS LEAVE CRUMBS
EVERYWHERE.
Be VIgilant guys, Don't just read & pass by. Use the Report button so that the Moderators can look into it.
You might be saving your family members by using the REPORT button.

May we not loose our hard earned cash o, Amen!!
BusinessRe: Interested Partners For The Haulage Biz Meet Here by RoyalRoy(m): 7:16am On Sep 15, 2013
stpat1: Sorry guys, I am really sorry for being incommunicado for some days now. It was due to an unforeseen delay that crept up. I ended spending almost 7 days for a job that should have just taken 2 days and unfortunately there I had no access to network or internet.


Pls accept my sincere apologies.

Patric
Haulfast Logistics
http://haulfast.gnbo.com.ng/
https://www.facebook.com/haulfastlogistics
Alright Then!
FashionRe: Best Dressed Nigerian Men In 2013 By MODE Men Magazine.. You Agree? by RoyalRoy(m):
so wearing a suit automatically qualifies you as best dressed in Nigeria?


Even the editor-in-chief of the yeye newspaper is Abubakar Tafawa Balewa
!!
Is he back alive?
Na wa oh!
BusinessRe: Interested Partners For The Haulage Biz Meet Here by RoyalRoy(m): 8:56pm On Sep 14, 2013
oduz: Are they real?
I asked that question on this thread, many months ago, on the first meeting date precisely
Bus Stop meetings, no fixed address etc.
I cautioned on need for transparency, raised objections, but many kept quite

Best wishes,
The Land is Green
Saw the page you asked questions & somehow you were ignored!!

Seems something is going on as nobody is saying anything about it since almost 5 days Stpat have been off the thread.

Abi all of them don't have internet access in the last 5 days?
FamilyRe: The Family Section Fun Room!! by RoyalRoy(mod): 8:50pm On Sep 14, 2013
tunapa2009: I av missed a little ooo. I just came back from owambe party (wedding). It was really fun. Oneday, I MUST marry oooo.
Royal roy, will u be my best man? Or u too wan marry soon?
Your best man ke?

Tunapa, me sef go comot this levels one day na!

But if u can just pay for the Rolls Royce phantom I saw today, Royal Roy can consider cos I Roll in Style, what are business partners friends for?
FamilyRe: The Family Section Fun Room!! by RoyalRoy(mod): 8:44pm On Sep 14, 2013
yellowpawpaw: RR, ur club has won!
(I don't know whether u r united fan)

How was the match.
Come and analyse for me pls.
Was busy to watch.
Yesso...am a Red Devil fan!!

We played a good game against Crystal Palace. My main man Robin Van Persy was on target as usual & Wayne Rooney added his own goal too in the Second half.

Highlight of the game was when new signing Fellaini came on as a substitute. He played a fairly good game too!!

2-0 it ended in favour of the Red Devils.

In other news, Chelsea FC lost their own game 1-0 to Everton!
FashionRe: 2013 Miss Earth Nigeria Contestants by RoyalRoy(m): 8:31pm On Sep 14, 2013
Funny how the girls in Team Red seems to be the "not so good-looking" among them all.

But in reality, Naija get plenty fine gurls o!!!
Men, proud to be a Nigerian !!
EducationRe: ASUU Strike: NANS Passes Vote Of No Confidence On Jonathan. by RoyalRoy(m): 8:27pm On Sep 14, 2013
How many NANS exist self?

One came out yesterday saying they were invited by Gov. Suswam & he told them what is going on.
And that ASUU has refused to carry NANS along.

Now this same NANS is coming out again with a vote of no confidence on the government!!

So which story do we believe now?

Anyway, kids will always be kids, they can't do better than that.
BusinessRe: Interested Partners For The Haulage Biz Meet Here by RoyalRoy(m): 8:19pm On Sep 14, 2013
Stpat last post on this thread September 08 2013

Last Seen on Nairaland
9.38pm September 13 2013

Wonder what is happening?
BusinessRe: Interested Partners For The Haulage Biz Meet Here by RoyalRoy(m): 8:04pm On Sep 14, 2013
Well, let's not conclude about that yet Mr Walemglobal.

But truely it beats me also that nobody has come out to even say anything about it either. I was following this thread all the way to this page, and I saw a lot of planning & ideas flowing through.

Let's give him benefit of doubt till Monday. After Monday, then something is seriously wrong somewhere!!
FamilyRe: Man Had Accident On His Way To His Traditional Marriage!!god Help Him!!(pics) by RoyalRoy(mod): 6:18pm On Sep 14, 2013
Lolaabokoku: M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊
God!!! But †ђξ
Person that put †ђξ
Leg infront of †ђξ
Man is å wicked person oo
But where would they have put the leg now?
BusinessRe: Interested Partners For The Haulage Biz Meet Here by RoyalRoy(m): 6:14pm On Sep 14, 2013
@Walemglobal,
I understand your fears!!
Stpat should please come on this thread to assure the partners of his continued commitment to the Haulfast Logistics Dream!!

As at when Walemglobal made this report up there (5.30pm) ystday evening, you still came online to Nairaland till around 9.38pm ystday evening too as evident below.
So why are u keeping mute?

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YIM: megavisions2@yahoo.com
Twitter: saintpatrics
Time registered: November 10, 2011
Time spent online: 22 days & 7 hours
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FamilyRe: Suggestions Needed by RoyalRoy(mod): 4:04pm On Sep 14, 2013
Give him the honour!!

Wear the Isoko attire.
FamilyRe: Man Had Accident On His Way To His Traditional Marriage!!god Help Him!!(pics) by RoyalRoy(mod): 4:01pm On Sep 14, 2013
Damn!!!!!!!

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