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wild wild west.

i can't believe it! i really can't believe it! This thread has gone this far and nobody has mentioned ''men in black'' especially MIB 2.

Why is there always a continuity in storylines in nollywood movies? Hollywood movies doesn't have it and those few ones that do aren't that explit in continuity like nolly. I mean i could watch blade 2 and understand it's storyline without having seen blade 1 but with nollywood u should buy part 1 and 2 to understand the storyline because the storyline from 1 continues through to 2.

Who is it?

Who was ur favourite action hero when we were still in the action hero film era? Steven Seagal for me!

-In science fiction, thriller and horror movies, large scale rescue comes late when there's only one or two characters who survived and already killed the monster(s) only to rescue them from the jungle or sea ''when the predator(s) are still alive rescue doesn't come''.
-In one on one battle tournament type films, the lead character always gets his butt kicked without having much power to defend himself until something comes up to motivate him, then he starts to overpower the antagonist.

How many times has nollywood been critisized in this forum? It's now time to critisize hollywood! ''Here are some of the things you should know you're watching hollywood'' :  1-It is always possible to park
directly outside any building you
are visiting.
2-A detective can only solve a case
once he has been suspended
from duty.
3-If you decide to start dancing in
the street, everyone you bump
into will know all the steps.
4-Most laptop computers are
powerful enough to override the
communication systems of any
invading alien civilization.
5-It does not matter if you are
heavily outnumbered in a fight
involving martial arts, your
enemies will wait patiently to
attack you one by one by
dancing around in a threatening
manner until you have knocked
out their predecessors.
6-When a person is knocked
unconscious by a blow to the
head, they will never suffer a
concussion or brain damage.
7-No one involved in a car chase,
hijacking, explosion, volcanic
eruption or alien invasion will
ever go into shock.
8-Police Departments give their
officers personality tests to
make sure they are deliberately
assigned a partner who is their
total opposite.
9-When they are alone, all
foreigners prefer to speak
English to each other.
10-You can always find a chainsaw
when you need one.
11-Any lock can be picked by a
credit card or a paper clip in
seconds, unless it's the door to a
burning building with a child
trapped inside.
12-An electric fence, powerful
enough to kill a dinosaur will
cause no lasting damage to an
eight-year-old child.
13-Television news bulletins usually
contain a story that affects you
personally at that precise
moment you turn the television
on.
14-The countdown timer from a bomb may start to count down from 12 hours but a highly trained bomb squad will always be able to disable the bomb when there's only one second left for the bomb to explode.   
15-You get fifteen guys shooting at a lead character with a hail of bullets(probably a thousand of bullets) all of them miss but the lead character turns around, fires one shot and bang! one of the bad guys is down!
16-When a building explodes, the hero and/or heroine will not be watching safely from a comfortable distance away. Instead they will be running at top speed away from the building and right at
the moment of the explosion
they will take a huge leap that
will put them just beyond the
danger point.
17-All single women have a cat.
18-95 pound women have the ability to overpower 250 pound muscle-bound men in hand to hand combat.
19-Nearly all car collisions end in hellish infernos.
20-When a woman is shown unclothed or partially unclothed it is usually sexy, if a man is, then it is usually presented as comical.
21-During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
22-If staying at a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear.
23-Once applied, lipstick will never rub off, even while scuba diving.
24-The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.
25-No one ever forgets a telephone number, even if it was only communicated in the middle of a gunfight or car chase.

all nolly movies need to stay in nigeria, the world doesn't need to be fed with poo!

nollywood is known for mediocrity and there's nothing superior to foreign industries

nollywood actors and the rest of the crew should go study filmmaking, i'm sick of the pile of crap  i see at every corner of every street in my town. what nollywood is doing is trying to discover everything that is already been discovered, you don't have to discover what is already been discovered but you have to study it and once you have, then you can proceed to discover new things. example: If you wanted to be a tv set manufacturer, that doesn't mean you have to start from discovering how the first tv set was made, otherwise you'd be living in the 1910s and you would take about 100 years to get to how tv is today. One word to nollywood is: STUDY!