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Politics › Re: Kate Owoko Builds Floating Toilet In Bayelsa. Invites Press To Commission It by RSVP: 6:19pm On Jul 24, 2017
You can now shit your shit while you watch it float.
Celebrities › Re: Hushpuppi Blasts Lady Who Asked Him His Source Of Wealth In New Childhood Beef, by RSVP: 12:02pm On Jul 24, 2017
Revolva:
Good for the idiot


Hush keep blasting dem....imagine..must everybody make money via legit means....

even the dangote n d rest adenugas otedolas kalu orji ifeanyi ubas ...do you think they were clean in their early hustle
There's no definition of "legit" in dis our country from A-Z bro.. WTF. All dis big men been robbing our pr*ck from day 1.
Celebrities › Re: Hushpuppi Blasts Lady Who Asked Him His Source Of Wealth In New Childhood Beef, by RSVP: 11:54am On Jul 24, 2017
I don't know what's wrong with our people! The man is living his fvcking life and so what? one would say he's into fraud but who holy pass for dis world?? We all love good life..He's just d loud one and dude no even get money reach some niggaz sef.

Jesus said “He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her"

John 8:7.
Politics › Re: Ibadan Pictures & Development, The Fastest growing and Largest City in Nigeria by RSVP: 11:42pm On Jul 23, 2017
I dey come to IB very soon... Kai! Can't wait.
Politics › Re: Man having fun after enjoying a few bottles of beer - Pic (viewers discretion) by RSVP: 11:32pm On Jul 23, 2017
leofab:
Looks like an Edo man
Is that all u see? Hmm

Romance › Re: Help! A University Dropout Is Planning To Marry My Sister by RSVP: 10:31pm On Jul 23, 2017
Well, I think no parent would love to see their son being lazy and sleeping all day. maybe that's what triggered the whole idea of him getting married to your sister cuz I don't know why a lazy dude would want to get married... Who's gonna finance the wedding? That aside.

I don't wanna believe dis guy got zero plan for his life in dis 2017! That's not possible!...he might actually be processing his visa or something better for his future you guys don't know about so I will suggest your family should invite him over and question him thoroughly..

I can only say you should not allow him to marry your sister if there's some bad bahavious attached to his laziness but if none.. Then,let dem be. They've been together for 8 years and still willing to get married? That's a big deal. I know you trying to watch out for your Lil sister but plz try not to ruin her joy in the process. God bless
Romance › Re: Fitnessdoctor Help Me Out Before Somebody Go Die by RSVP: 9:07pm On Jul 23, 2017
thepussyhunter:
lmfao

true word bro....true word cheesy cheesy
2 big stout fall on ur table... grin cheesy
Romance › Re: Fitnessdoctor Help Me Out Before Somebody Go Die by RSVP: 8:56pm On Jul 23, 2017
thepussyhunter:
Was gonna insult you till i saw "i have got a slight disabilty in my leg" sad sad lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

well dont kill yourself over the hoe................bitches been deceiving guys since 1914 just like guys started reciprocating the deceit in 1920
(exactly 6 years later.........it was an historic event grin)


anyways hope you fvcked her good and didnt give her the pleasure of having an orgasm sha o huh
1914 keh. No! That's a fat lie.. Dey be deceiving us since the time of Adam and Eve. grin


OP, some gals don't worth dieing for so keep cool. Just move onto d next one or you can try social network dating since you have a good sense of humor. facebook is a better option trust me ma nigga.
Celebrities › Re: Adebayo Faleti Is Dead by RSVP: 8:44pm On Jul 23, 2017
[quote author=AremoOG post=58760122][/quote]Dude, dats my best Yoruba movie.. Ever! Nobi all dis ones wey dem dey try hard to sound funny in it.


My fav scene is when Agbako went to kill dus family.

Agbako : shey eyin ni e nda oba lamu?

Parent: awa keh? Awa ma ti gba kamu ni tiwa

Agbako: rara ooo. E o ti gba kamu. E sin yii le o gba kamu sara lokan kan. Fun won ni kamu sara lokan kan! ... Kewuuuu kewuuu (local gun shot sound) grin grin grin grin


Sorry if u don't understand.
Education › Re: Uniben... by RSVP: 8:23pm On Jul 23, 2017
I pray your wish is granted dis time.


But in BTW you should NEVER trash ur knowledge about programming or fashion designer cuz you might need dis more than Uni Ben certificate later in future for I tell you the truth my broda/sister.



Nigeria education can kill destiny.

Lord have mercy.
Celebrities › Re: Adebayo Faleti Is Dead by RSVP: 6:29pm On Jul 23, 2017
MrIcredible:
Olodo
For your mind.. .
What is sáwòrò ídé?
Ìdẹ̀ has become ídéhuh
What about d sáwóró? And ur "Olodo"??

You can do better.
Romance › Re: Is It Cool For Guys To Take Your Girlfriend Out? by RSVP: 6:01pm On Jul 23, 2017
Nothing bad about it that is if you going with them but if not... Shine ur eye.
Celebrities › Re: Adebayo Faleti Is Dead by RSVP: 5:43pm On Jul 23, 2017
Katyusha:
Yes. Oro leye ngbo o...
Kò é yé woń, yíí ò yé woń lóólá....


God! cry cry
Crime › Re: See video of A Blind Man With A Winning Lottery Ticket Asks This Stranger by RSVP: 5:22pm On Jul 23, 2017
D rich r greedy... Trust me
Celebrities › Re: 'nigerian Fraudsters Are Good To Just Have Flings With And Move On' -vera Sidika by RSVP: 5:20pm On Jul 23, 2017
Dis chick jzt murder dem. Hope you niggaz now understand why u need to treat a ho like one.
Romance › Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by RSVP: 5:03pm On Jul 23, 2017
Some girls can be so funny...i don't know why dey think men are scum but dis post right here will change their mind. Abi? grin
Politics › Re: Man having fun after enjoying a few bottles of beer - Pic (viewers discretion) by RSVP: 4:27pm On Jul 23, 2017
Plz wats d name of the beer?
Celebrities › Re: I Am An Internet Terrorist - Kemi Olunloyo Declares by RSVP: 2:42pm On Jul 23, 2017
Then Bomb fall on you..
Celebrities › Re: Adebayo Faleti Is Dead by RSVP: 2:36pm On Jul 23, 2017
D wise man for sáwòrò ídé movie.. Sadly we gon miss him.


Rip.
Romance › Re: Pre-wedding Pics Taken To Another Level By Religious Lovers by RSVP: 2:30pm On Jul 23, 2017
I sight you Gov Akinwumi Ambode....

Business › Re: Friend Refuses To Pay Twitter User After He Lent Him Money by RSVP: 1:14pm On Jul 23, 2017
Dey come rolling on the floor begging for your asistance and suddenly turned ur worse enemy after they got what dey want.. Dem say u b "mugu" after u helped dem. God knows I've learnt my lesson and my eye dey red now.. Bros I no dey see ANYBODY even make u dey cry blood and mucur join together..
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Is Bullying My Daughter –seyi Law by RSVP: 12:52pm On Jul 23, 2017
Dem need to put her back to her prison cage.. She's an animal
Romance › Re: At Age 24 I Don't Have A Girlfriend, Have Not Been Loved By Any Girl by RSVP: 12:15pm On Jul 23, 2017
Sorry case.

Christianity Etc › Re: Mike Bamiloye Condemns Christian Ladies Who Look Different On Their Wedding Day by RSVP: 11:59am On Jul 23, 2017
ivolt:
I understand his pains.
In the 90s, Bamiloye can easily convince women not to use
wig, wear trousers or even paint nails using the fear of
evil spirits.
But his job has become difficult nowadays, most women no
longer tolerate nor allow such sanctimonious and baseless
doctrines to control their lives.
cheesy

Health › Re: Help Body Itching And Body Pains by RSVP: 11:57am On Jul 23, 2017
When did it started and all? Give us more details.
Celebrities › Re: No More Beef, Wizkid Dancing To Davido Hit Song "If" (watch Video) by RSVP: 8:35am On Jul 23, 2017
Dey messing with u guys brain. There's nothing like beef BTW d two. It's just a set up but u don't know.
Romance › Re: What This Doctor Found Inside Someone’s Intestine Will Leave You In Shock (PHOTO by RSVP: 8:22am On Jul 23, 2017
�?? shocked shocked
Celebrities › Re: #BBNaija’s Debie Rise Releases New Photos Ahead Of Nationwide Tour by RSVP: 8:10am On Jul 23, 2017
Dat shoe tho grin grin . Debbie still dey try small but Efe is mad!. Why giving us wack music when you've got the opportunity to feature great artist? But you still feeding us with ur yeye songs.. Somebody somebody bla bla bla.. Watin consign me with someborri?
Family › Re: Did You Know That The Famous "Ayamantanga" Is Not Correct? by RSVP: 7:54am On Jul 23, 2017
Now I know... grin grin grin
Romance › Re: My Pre Wedding Picture by RSVP: 5:49pm On Jul 22, 2017
Nma27:
Hope there's flying boats available as agege dey flooded? Can't swim to a party
Oya come make I carry you na...

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