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I once lived somewhere around Tipper Garage ,Orita challenge along that elebu Rd and we normally get 20-22hrs of electricity daily.

MOkola/Adamasigba /Oluyole/Bashoru axis electricity are very stable in IB.

I don't know much of Abk now cuz the electricity in the area I lived there that time wasn't impressive but I hear housing olomore and I think egbeda is good but the only problem with abk is it's filled with confra and gboy settings. .. IB is still one of the best place to have peace of mind if you're the cool type.

Illumined939:
You guys shot that guy, because of a girl? really?
Aromate abi?
Chumaz, except you are an idiot, your family must ensure these guys end up in jail. It is fine you've forgiven them, but they could try same violence with another human. And the universe will record such as an attack you could have prevented, only if these guys were in jail.

So you believed this story too lol.
I know stuff happens in real world but let's say a runs man want to treat ur effup base on say you smash his girlfriend so he call his squad on you to play d game...

If the guy know you as a stinky Jew den the worst he could do is to intimidate and milk you to the core that you will start paying dues weekly if care is not taken

And if ur cups worth make dem drill you and it happens they pull a gun to your face then they will never pull the trigger .. but it the situation go beyond control and one werey mistakenly hit you with a bullet then they will most likely want to finish you right on the spot so you don't put them in trouble.

If both of you are runz man too then they ball game will be play differently....

This story is dead on arrival .
But it's a good story anyway l.

I once made a comment regards this issue to my mom one day like that and she felt so hurt.

We were on random discussion and I said I wouldn't like my mom to live with "us" but rather prefer to build a house or rented an apartment for her and let her visit "us" once in a while ( "us" simply means myself,wife and kids) .

It was an innocent statement I made out of my rationale thought but it hurt her so bad and I quickly had rephrase the statement and made her understand I wouldn't tolerate my wife disrespect towards my mom therefore to avoid see finish I would prefer she visit us not quite often so to avoid drama .
She still doesn't sound pleased but we laugh it off.

Then I realized somethings are better left unsaid.


I love my mom and at the same time I love my wife... One has to use wisdom to balance the equation.

You know how many girls dem pastors don rape and still turn to sex slave.

Dis stuff is very common among all dus white garment churches...


I was fasting and I happened to be around the church premises (CAC) so maybe my pastor thought someone wasn't around as it was in hours when everyone has gone to work and no one at church.

I saw my pastor and a light skin woman putting on a short gown sitting close to each other inside the church. I actually caught my pastor hands laying on this woman lap inside the church.. they were shocked to see me as it seems they were both carried away. I myself don't know someone was in there so I just entered freely.

I great them and they adjust ofcourse! A minute later my pastor told the woman she should pray for me cuz I was fasting.

From my observation. The woman was my pastor mistress cuz I stayed there for a minute or 2 and I listened to their conversation. The woman doesn't sound like the regular woman who comes for prayer or something . She was blunt in her approach to "our" pastor

.. I just laughed and went back out.

He dey look me with one kind eye since then.
True life story.

LoudLord:
Wasere omo yami you Sabi...You still dey ABK

I don move out of abk since 2016

Dat pansheke nah mini devil's passage back den.
Ojumo kan obo kan ni

LoudLord:
Last 2yrs na off for me aje



I comot for Lagos go squat with my gee for ABK (Mapoly boy)I just finish my ND for Yabatech,I say make I find green pasture for ABK but na Red pasture I meet even if I dey squat with you that one no mean say na me go dey feed you now,I feed this guy for good 6months...my gee go dey tell me say him people no send am money not knowing say na data my gee dey use him money do as I dey feed,money finish for my hand ND my gee lock up on me,na so e go dey leave me behind go dey chop food for outside come house sleep....E get this woman way dey near our house,she dey sell food stuff because I be her regular customer when money dey my hand,she start to dey give me food on credit any day way I get money i go pay...Na one day our landlord come house see me dey chop coaster biscuits,ask me of my roommate I tell am say he go see his friends na so de man laugh later tell me say my friend dey mama bolu shop dey eat.omo i felt betrayed that day as in my gee way I go collect credit food and we go chop am together...na so I start to dey plan my move to Lagos back,I no tell am anything me sef kan collect foodstuff of 5k from the other woman ND I make sure say I pay 1,500 and we both chop the foodstuff finish as my move to Lagos work out fine,I tell my gee say I dey enter Lagos back and I go come back in 1weeks time na so I japa till today,na later my gee dey call me to send money for the credit food way I collect say he no like wetin I do say d woman dey embarrass am,I tell am say shebi na both of us chop the food finish ehn make he pay now...the guy no get choice than to pay as I no gree pick hin anymore....



make una no vex ohh for my lengthy words


Me and my gee still dey but the closeness no much

Is it iya bolu weh dey the street back of halmond bar very close to that pansheke junction?
Abk get some crazy food joint .
I remember one woman wey deh sell local amala down one rough street weh dey opposite imperial hotel along that quarry road. very hot amala

Nobi throat cancer but he's sick.. get well soon bro.

Have you ever ask yourself am I a saint or holier. You really just mask yourself, it doesn't make you any holy ey ey do good ooo eh, make you do good ooo eh l.. respeck Saltan.



Ye ma sa omo ye ma sa cuz you fine like yemoja you come dey use me dey blow yanga.

Ye ma sa omo malo sa as I come dey near you come dey far no dey far away from me make I gummy gum body Babadee, eldee d don and lynxx are still few of my best artist anyday..

Thank goodness all dus beautiful artist use der sense rugged ham enter jand that year ... Dem sef for turn something else for naija street.

Cryptodegen:
If you think you are better than everyone else in that community then you have a low IQ. you said you are an introvert and that may be the problem and not the environment

That's actually the problem.
Introvert always thought they're better than half of the world because they overthink way too much.
If they engage you in a discussion and you fail to say things the way they process it in their mind then they will consider you as unintelligent. Lol
Na so e deh do us but I've began to accept people the way they are. Maybe nah we get fault not them

it seems you have alot of time to play around with and that makes me wanna question what exactly you do for work.

If you're a full time artist which I definitely doubt then you should be around your folks in same industry and not one local village for farmers or student who doesn't have much choice.

If I should picture your lifestyle according to what you put out here then I would say you're also one of the few coded yahoo boi that doesn't like too much attention. Perhaps you have few money stacked in your account and you willing to promote your career with it but your problem is you trying to deassociate yourself with those fellow guy man that would bore you with lots of smoking, girls and irrelevant talk so you need to upgrade youself but unluckily you choose the wrong location my broda.. if you don't move out of there real quick then you might become their community baale very soon which is still a good thing .
At least you can organize shows free of charge

the only serious minded people I've came across with a decent figure of IQ level are young working class guys. You know all dus 7 to 7 type of guys but they don't have your time bro.

So I will suggest you move to Lagos. I think that Ogba area will fit your type well or gather yourself and travel out of naija where your dream matches your environment

Enter beta place for Lagos make you see watxup... Dem go put you on high key ur head go scatter.

This is gross mehn.

Puzzy weh you fit get for free sef.

And to thing dey would even suck each other Dickson sef is just oh shīt mehn tofuaka

ChiefSosa:
Oh and its Kanu Nwanko Right now
Kanu Nwanko moving the ball from the central midfield
Oh no Kanu Nwanko crosses over to jay-jay okocha
And issa goal..
.
.
.legends should continue from where I stopped

And Jay Jay is dribbling the ball to the center, to the left, to the right .....

Hit, hit,

Goalllllllllll.......

I think that was peak milk advert back then .

rajiedreez:
please let's know facts before we comment o. They ate not criminals anywhere in the world, they only become criminals when they say they aren't willing to return the money they've spent out of it. I heard this directly from a police commissioner mouth
He said if you received money into your account that you know isn't yours and you spend out of it, its not a criminal offense yet. It only becomes an offense when its clearly proven to you that the money was wrongfully paid into your account and you're adamant on returning the money plus the one you've spent. In fact he said you're by law entitled to a percentage of the money as compensation for returning it. O think the percentage was between 10% or 5%

Don't mind all dis people.
If truly the sender made a mistake and he/she contact the bank to inform them about the error. Your bank might give the person your contact to plead and ask for your consent before they will transfer the money back and now it depends on your motive . if you have spent few chunk out of the money then you both will have an agreement how the fund will be pay back. Just show rumorse and accept you are willing to pay back then no problem..infact the bank will be happy to work with you but if you're proving stubborn and keep frustrating the effort to show up then you're now a criminal.


In this case,i believe the money was a goverment loot and the people incharge have shady plans too that's why they want it settled their own way which can still put the account holder in trouble cuz you will be the person to authorize the fund to be release to them so therefore you are indirectly involved!

So since you have spent part of the fund .. Then walk straight to and EFCC head office and see a top rank officer with full chest bro.
You've done nothing wrong.
Tell Sarah or Evelyn you have no business with her as you have approach the EFCC so she should go fúck herself... Efcc will no hold you down.. For what? Since you are ready to pay back what you deduct bit by bit .

Even if the officer want to chop the money then him self go come up with a plan that will not afffect you or him. Infact he will be the one to handle and cover everything sef.

Those criminal only report to your bank they an error transferring money into your account and not the that's why your bank place a hold on it! You will not be able to withdraw the fund until you prove to your bank nah you get the money which is almost impossible so therefore the next thing is not to attract trouble to yourself ... Go and report to Efcc!

E only pain me say nah just smal change you comot before alarm blow .. You go just relocate with you mom jeje.

ojuu4u:
I DNT know if u re Yoruba perhaps u are Yoruba but a bastard one

in Yoruba an adage says......okro can not grow bigger than the owner.

in ur own case when your grow up more than teenager, I will indulge you to start worshipping him or her.

if they ask you tell the whole world that he or she have right.

You even get time to dey shalaye my broda.

We were giving same treatment while growing up and i give thanks to my parents each time i look back at those days. They weren't perfect but when it comes to discipline we have it anyhow we want ham. My dad would feed you enough food at night and wake you up at mid night to chop your cane..
And him slap dey reset bain normal level.

It might not be the best way but it helps bro.

This is why all these minor no get regard for anybody again ..you go see them doing all sort of rubbish and disrespecting everyone at a very tender age just because they think it's right.

I never knew how a condom or cigarette looks like until i got into higher institution. one bastard pikin wey no get head go come do rubbish for my presence i no go beat werey conot him body.
Who born goat?

Beckham14:
If you were in here shoes, will you push your father as you suggested?

You dey mind that séx toy .

One can only imagine what that useless being does to her parents at home and if we check ham well nah under 20 she go be smh.


Can't verify the story but if it's her dad then i totally support it.

Joel3:
a descendants of an outcast.

The Osu caste system is an ancient practice in Igboland that discourages social interaction and marriage with a group of persons called Osu. Osus are dedicated to the deities of Igboland; they are considered as inferior beings and are usually discriminated against.

In ancient osu can only marry themselves and live in an enclave.

it's more like a foul that was thrown to the river and it becomes a river property. and people get scared of the foul either to take it or stole it as it's seen as river goddess property.

Hmmm now i understand .
Thanks to you and google

This is serious.

The woman is a toxic soul looking for someone to inflict her anger upon.

Joel3:
why must Igbo marries another igbo? the igbo is one funny tribe that accuse the hausa fulani for not mixing with other tribe or give their daughter to other tribe. but the igbos do the worst.

if you are osu or whatever you shouldn't even bother marrying an igbo. go to the South south and find a partner. there are many igbo already doing that.

Please pardon my ignorance.

What is the meaning of "Osu"?

nwaanambra1:
This is a PURE SETUP!

But the mumu guy freely fall for it!

Bsides that girl don tey wey she dey fuk!

It may look like setup but true true he fúck up.

The girl herself isn't a saint but you know there are some things in life better not touch.
First the girl is underage and that's a serious offense for an adult to engage her into sex..

We know some minors are very corrupt these days especially those ones in boarding schools but mehn you need to us your head plus church mind around those kids... The best thing he suppose do be say make him concentrate on TV or just go out and get busy with your phone!

Secondly, this is someone's apartment for christ sake and he was so free to do whatever?! That's wrong on all levels.

And again shey nah so person dey fúck? The eprson wh get the house just left and she fit com back any minute. Why get carried away

Wel, i already knew this guy is guilty as fúck.

He molested the girl and he has the motive of a rapist.

I just dey feel uncomfortable watching this thing.

Who could have believed a low budget celebrity like this can be séx starve soteh nah one small girl him prick come deh hard on. Weh girls full lagos like ants and you still come deh reason one smally.

This is actually 2018 post and i would love the Op to tell us what has changed in his life so far.

maasoap:
Imagine if jungle justice was to be administer on you on the spot, many Nairalanders and Nigerians would have found you guilty. You were just lucky, many victims of wrong accusations were not that lucky. That's why I have never supported jungle justice online and offline no matter how guilty the suspect is and I will never be tempted to do so ever!

Yes i could have lost my life on false accusation if not i was lucky.. I can't imagine myself ontop a little girl. It's not normal at all.


@Generalpula lukatew bro
It seems you don't know what this guy has got himself into. Nobody will ever want to associate themself with him anymore.

this guy won't last if he ever gets out of that cell.
He will sink into depression and end his life within few days if care is not taken. Everything will turn against him.

blinking001:
Well let's see how it goes but this man might be innocent. I'm thinking it was a setup.

Not sure if it's a setup but I believe he molested the girl probably with inappropriate touching in some sensitive areas. Either ways, that guy intention wasn't good towards the victim therefore he deserve to be shot in his balls for doing that to a minor.

One little girl of age 5or7 years old has accused me of molesting her before.. I don't know what her parent did to her that made her say yes to my name but i have never ever done such thing before.. Infact i don't play with any little girl ever since cuz one really needs to be careful around all dis small girls.

Well this guy might just end up killing himself if being released on bail.

All the story you put together from A-Z bros


Nah Big Lie.

Dat baba tunbosun deh cry ooo


Kai! Baba go deh comot mucus for nose when crying iyamakata hmm

ChizzyBuna:
Of course I want to chop and clean mouth
As for dating, I can't date her cuz other neighbors might find out and tell her madam which will spoil show for her or might send her back.
The girl look like street smart girl so I want to chop and clean mouth

It doesn't always turn out the way its planed initially cuz you both will start fockin like hen almost every corner of the house which will later cast you... Las Las you don get wwife b dat if she eventually get belle

MejiLoyon:
Na so E dey be.... Just do your own and leave the rest. At least this one na money.
My own them wan kill me.
Saw this pregnant lady at idimu busstop. I was going to ayobo and as she dey rain I say make I help her. She say she go drop for gate.... No yawa. I dey drive dey listen music. Immediately we got to gate I park make madam comedown so I go fit continue. She said thank you sir and came to the drivers side. I think say she wan say thanks na so she put hand for my ignition key start to shout ole ole ole. At first I was taken aback and was shellshocked but as Omo Eko Gidi my brain started working. Slammed her hand away from the ignition pressed my throttle. She fell down. The anger in me was so much I braked and put the car in reverse. Lord almighty knows say if she no move I go grind her to pulp and still japa. how she take escape my tyre I no know. Engage drive again I zoomed off entered the nearest station and made a report. Wetin olopa go tell me..bros na God save you. Na so them dey snatch motor for here. And una know una dey station. Since then even if angel Michael with halo stand for road make I carry am na lie.
So bros na so E be. Pele

You should really thank God you used your street ot.
I wouldn't have think fast in such a situation to be honest and I may end up losing my life cuz there would be no where in the world they will believe you're innocent... Im very sure there are already the rest of the gang waiting around there to bounce on you the the woman go just enter moto zoom off while they busy beating your azz.

I really need to get myself out of this country.
E get why.

richmond500:
gators are faster than pythons but pythons kill humans.

Its same mechanism, they are masters of stealth

Lol I wanted to reply that guy but I know he would have had enough .

gators aren't slow.
They act slow doesn't mean they're slow .
If you see the way dis animal normally slice through the floor when chasing their prey eh.

I have come to realize that many of us are going through economical problem

You're right.

And now you said "churches should help each other" then I began to ponder where church A would get money to support church B if still not from her members.

You see pastors should drop this gospel preaching and let's focus more on counseling people how to get their lives together .

counsel your church members how to use their time efficiently to make ends meet rather than asking them to come for Mon-Fri church weekly service.

I don't know what a young man/woman who suppose to be at work around 9am is doing in church praying for what??

We are just unlucky to be in a country where the system are not working nah why we deh reason say village people deh after us. Bros nah Nigeria gan gan be our problem.

2BagsOfsugar:
I believe you must have seen this "RSVP" on different occasions. You probably have seen it too countless times on Several invitations, mostly wedding events

Well the meaning isnt as complex as it seems.

RSVP is an initialism derived from the French phrase Répondez s'il vous plaît, meaning "Please respond" to require confirmation of an invitation.

The initialism "RSVP" is no longer used much in France, where it is considered formal and a bit old-fashioned. In French, the complete sentence "Répondez s'il vous plaît" gives the impression the speaker is begging for an answer.

If RSVP is written on an invitation, it means the host has requested that the guest respond to say if they plan to attend the party.

Credits Wikipedia

Leave too much talk broda.

Where the semo location dis weekend

COdeGenesis:
Women aint loyal na.

One of my boiz for area was telling me how he caught his girlfriend sleeping with one of their neighbor yesterday. He said she would sneak out of the room late night or very early in the morning to collect the guy D and come back for his own after ... He was really bitter and confused but I told him he shouldn't take it to heart .
Just continue fùckn and make sure he always pull out cuz God has provided him a new sèx dull.

alpharoyalty:
I had an exactly similar experience. Feb 16. Between 6am and 6:30am.
Bus stop before alapere Ketu.
Toyota sienna.
Two victims. Me and a lady.
Dropped us at ilupeju axis.
Took my 350k HP laptop and pocket cash.
Luckily I had no ATM on me and no mobile bank app on my phone.
I make sure to I always delete all email and SMS transaction.
I did not look to profile their look. I covered my face with my palms hence, I wasn't manhandled.

It's most likely the lady is with them too .


I once lived same area with some 419 gang like that .. they were about 10 in numbers and I know 3 females. They have about 4 cars they used for this operation . 2 golf car and 2 camry tiny light.
I usually see them early in the morning roaming driving or nd the street then I began observe them. I noticed they were the gang that would say they have some huge amount of money in the car bot and lure their victims to one juju man .I don't r ally know the format they used but I can tell you this thing work so well that I usually see different people with them! They will drive the person the our area because that's where they live and the feel a little bit safe there than other places...they would let one of them act as a victim too in such a way the real victim will be confused and nah that one will be pushing the victim to let them both do everything together.



In some instances where the victim is a female and maybe she doesn't have much valuables to take from her .. One of them will take her home and fück her ..I don't know how they manage to do this but I've seen like 5 girls following them to house before...

I wanted to report to the police but I don't know how to do this anonymously as I'm sure the police would snitch on me.

Things are really happening in this Lagos and if you see all these people ..they're all mature men and woman that one would think they have a decent job.