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Family / Re: Father Flogs Daughter For Posting Nude Videos On Instagram by RSVP: 4:10pm On May 04, 2021
Beckham14:
If you were in here shoes, will you push your father as you suggested?


You dey mind that séx toy .

One can only imagine what that useless being does to her parents at home and if we check ham well nah under 20 she go be smh.


Can't verify the story but if it's her dad then i totally support it.
Family / Re: How Do I Convince My Family To Allow Me Marry An Osu by RSVP: 1:40am On May 04, 2021
Joel3:
a descendants of an outcast.

The Osu caste system is an ancient practice in Igboland that discourages social interaction and marriage with a group of persons called Osu. Osus are dedicated to the deities of Igboland; they are considered as inferior beings and are usually discriminated against.

In ancient osu can only marry themselves and live in an enclave.

it's more like a foul that was thrown to the river and it becomes a river property. and people get scared of the foul either to take it or stole it as it's seen as river goddess property.


Hmmm now i understand .
Thanks to you and google smiley

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Crime / Re: Please Help Me Save Her From Dying by RSVP: 7:45pm On May 03, 2021
This is serious.

The woman is a toxic soul looking for someone to inflict her anger upon.
Family / Re: How Do I Convince My Family To Allow Me Marry An Osu by RSVP: 7:42pm On May 03, 2021
Joel3:
why must Igbo marries another igbo? the igbo is one funny tribe that accuse the hausa fulani for not mixing with other tribe or give their daughter to other tribe. but the igbos do the worst.

if you are osu or whatever you shouldn't even bother marrying an igbo. go to the South south and find a partner. there are many igbo already doing that.


Please pardon my ignorance.

What is the meaning of "Osu"?

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Politics / Re: BUSTED!! CCTV Footage Of Baba Ijesha Molesting 14 Year Old Girl (18+ Video) by RSVP: 2:18pm On May 02, 2021
nwaanambra1:
This is a PURE SETUP!

But the mumu guy freely fall for it!

Bsides that girl don tey wey she dey fuk!


It may look like setup but true true he fúck up.

The girl herself isn't a saint but you know there are some things in life better not touch.
First the girl is underage and that's a serious offense for an adult to engage her into sex..

We know some minors are very corrupt these days especially those ones in boarding schools but mehn you need to us your head plus church mind around those kids... The best thing he suppose do be say make him concentrate on TV or just go out and get busy with your phone!

Secondly, this is someone's apartment for christ sake and he was so free to do whatever?! That's wrong on all levels.

And again shey nah so person dey fúck? The eprson wh get the house just left and she fit com back any minute. Why get carried away
Politics / Re: BUSTED!! CCTV Footage Of Baba Ijesha Molesting 14 Year Old Girl (18+ Video) by RSVP: 1:49pm On May 02, 2021
Wel, i already knew this guy is guilty as fúck.

He molested the girl and he has the motive of a rapist.

I just dey feel uncomfortable watching this thing.

Who could have believed a low budget celebrity like this can be séx starve soteh nah one small girl him prick come deh hard on. Weh girls full lagos like ants and you still come deh reason one smally.
Career / Re: Please What Skill Can I Learn To Survive In Nigeria. by RSVP: 1:20pm On May 02, 2021
This is actually 2018 post and i would love the Op to tell us what has changed in his life so far.

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Crime / Re: Lagos CP: Baba Ijesha Is In Our Custody, But His Crime Is A Bailable Offence by RSVP: 10:41pm On Apr 29, 2021
maasoap:


Imagine if jungle justice was to be administer on you on the spot, many Nairalanders and Nigerians would have found you guilty. You were just lucky, many victims of wrong accusations were not that lucky. That's why I have never supported jungle justice online and offline no matter how guilty the suspect is and I will never be tempted to do so ever!


Yes i could have lost my life on false accusation if not i was lucky.. I can't imagine myself ontop a little girl. It's not normal at all.


@Generalpula lukatew bro
It seems you don't know what this guy has got himself into. Nobody will ever want to associate themself with him anymore.

this guy won't last if he ever gets out of that cell.
He will sink into depression and end his life within few days if care is not taken. Everything will turn against him.
Crime / Re: Lagos CP: Baba Ijesha Is In Our Custody, But His Crime Is A Bailable Offence by RSVP: 7:39pm On Apr 29, 2021
blinking001:
Well let's see how it goes but this man might be innocent. I'm thinking it was a setup.


Not sure if it's a setup but I believe he molested the girl probably with inappropriate touching in some sensitive areas. Either ways, that guy intention wasn't good towards the victim therefore he deserve to be shot in his balls for doing that to a minor.

One little girl of age 5or7 years old has accused me of molesting her before.. I don't know what her parent did to her that made her say yes to my name but i have never ever done such thing before.. Infact i don't play with any little girl ever since cuz one really needs to be careful around all dis small girls.

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Crime / Re: Lagos CP: Baba Ijesha Is In Our Custody, But His Crime Is A Bailable Offence by RSVP: 7:14pm On Apr 29, 2021
Well this guy might just end up killing himself if being released on bail.

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Biggest Lie You Ever Heard But Discovered Later? by RSVP: 8:49pm On Apr 26, 2021
All the story you put together from A-Z bros


Nah Big Lie.

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TV/Movies / Re: Six Nigerian Actors Who Flawlessly Pull Off Crying Roles by RSVP: 8:16pm On Apr 25, 2021
Dat baba tunbosun deh cry ooo


Kai! Baba go deh comot mucus for nose when crying iyamakata hmm

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Romance / Re: Is It A Bad Idea To Have Sex With Your Neighbor by RSVP: 3:47am On Apr 24, 2021
ChizzyBuna:

Of course I want to chop and clean mouth
As for dating, I can't date her cuz other neighbors might find out and tell her madam which will spoil show for her or might send her back.
The girl look like street smart girl so I want to chop and clean mouth

It doesn't always turn out the way its planed initially cuz you both will start fockin like hen almost every corner of the house which will later cast you... Las Las you don get wwife b dat if she eventually get belle

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Romance / Re: Dubai based Nigerian man calls out lady for doing these.(pictures) by RSVP: 7:11am On Apr 21, 2021
MejiLoyon:
Na so E dey be.... Just do your own and leave the rest. At least this one na money.
My own them wan kill me.
Saw this pregnant lady at idimu busstop. I was going to ayobo and as she dey rain I say make I help her. She say she go drop for gate.... No yawa. I dey drive dey listen music. Immediately we got to gate I park make madam comedown so I go fit continue. She said thank you sir and came to the drivers side. I think say she wan say thanks na so she put hand for my ignition key start to shout ole ole ole. At first I was taken aback and was shellshocked but as Omo Eko Gidi my brain started working. Slammed her hand away from the ignition pressed my throttle. She fell down. The anger in me was so much I braked and put the car in reverse. Lord almighty knows say if she no move I go grind her to pulp and still japa. how she take escape my tyre I no know. Engage drive again I zoomed off entered the nearest station and made a report. Wetin olopa go tell me..bros na God save you. Na so them dey snatch motor for here. And una know una dey station. Since then even if angel Michael with halo stand for road make I carry am na lie.
So bros na so E be. Pele


You should really thank God you used your street ot.
I wouldn't have think fast in such a situation to be honest and I may end up losing my life cuz there would be no where in the world they will believe you're innocent... Im very sure there are already the rest of the gang waiting around there to bounce on you the the woman go just enter moto zoom off while they busy beating your azz.

I really need to get myself out of this country.
E get why.

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Pets / Re: Man Opens Stomach Of Monster Alligator To Find Tags Of 5 Missing Dogs In US by RSVP: 9:13pm On Apr 11, 2021
richmond500:
gators are faster than pythons but pythons kill humans.

Its same mechanism, they are masters of stealth


Lol I wanted to reply that guy but I know he would have had enough .

gators aren't slow.
They act slow doesn't mean they're slow .
If you see the way dis animal normally slice through the floor when chasing their prey eh.
Religion / Re: My Experience As A Pastor by RSVP: 10:02am On Apr 11, 2021
I have come to realize that many of us are going through economical problem

You're right.

And now you said "churches should help each other" then I began to ponder where church A would get money to support church B if still not from her members.

You see pastors should drop this gospel preaching and let's focus more on counseling people how to get their lives together .

counsel your church members how to use their time efficiently to make ends meet rather than asking them to come for Mon-Fri church weekly service.

I don't know what a young man/woman who suppose to be at work around 9am is doing in church praying for what??

We are just unlucky to be in a country where the system are not working nah why we deh reason say village people deh after us. Bros nah Nigeria gan gan be our problem.

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Family / Re: What Is The Meaning Of RSVP? by RSVP: 9:11am On Apr 10, 2021
2BagsOfsugar:
I believe you must have seen this "RSVP" on different occasions. You probably have seen it too countless times on Several invitations, mostly wedding events

Well the meaning isnt as complex as it seems.

RSVP is an initialism derived from the French phrase Répondez s'il vous plaît, meaning "Please respond" to require confirmation of an invitation.

The initialism "RSVP" is no longer used much in France, where it is considered formal and a bit old-fashioned. In French, the complete sentence "Répondez s'il vous plaît" gives the impression the speaker is begging for an answer.

If RSVP is written on an invitation, it means the host has requested that the guest respond to say if they plan to attend the party.

Credits Wikipedia


Leave too much talk broda.

Where the semo location dis weekend grin

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Romance / Re: Man Goes To Propose To His Girlfriend, Catches Her Having Sex With Another Man by RSVP: 5:51am On Apr 10, 2021
COdeGenesis:
Women aint loyal na.

One of my boiz for area was telling me how he caught his girlfriend sleeping with one of their neighbor yesterday. He said she would sneak out of the room late night or very early in the morning to collect the guy D and come back for his own after ... He was really bitter and confused but I told him he shouldn't take it to heart .
Just continue fùckn and make sure he always pull out cuz God has provided him a new sèx dull.

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Crime / Re: Identify This Armed Robber - One Chance At Alapere, Ketu and get N50k by RSVP: 7:32pm On Apr 05, 2021
alpharoyalty:
I had an exactly similar experience. Feb 16. Between 6am and 6:30am.
Bus stop before alapere Ketu.
Toyota sienna.
Two victims. Me and a lady.
Dropped us at ilupeju axis.
Took my 350k HP laptop and pocket cash.
Luckily I had no ATM on me and no mobile bank app on my phone.
I make sure to I always delete all email and SMS transaction.
I did not look to profile their look. I covered my face with my palms hence, I wasn't manhandled.




It's most likely the lady is with them too .


I once lived same area with some 419 gang like that .. they were about 10 in numbers and I know 3 females. They have about 4 cars they used for this operation . 2 golf car and 2 camry tiny light.
I usually see them early in the morning roaming driving or nd the street then I began observe them. I noticed they were the gang that would say they have some huge amount of money in the car bot and lure their victims to one juju man .I don't r ally know the format they used but I can tell you this thing work so well that I usually see different people with them! They will drive the person the our area because that's where they live and the feel a little bit safe there than other places...they would let one of them act as a victim too in such a way the real victim will be confused and nah that one will be pushing the victim to let them both do everything together.



In some instances where the victim is a female and maybe she doesn't have much valuables to take from her .. One of them will take her home and fück her ..I don't know how they manage to do this but I've seen like 5 girls following them to house before...

I wanted to report to the police but I don't know how to do this anonymously as I'm sure the police would snitch on me.

Things are really happening in this Lagos and if you see all these people ..they're all mature men and woman that one would think they have a decent job.
Car Talk / Re: Man Gave Mechanic His Car To Repair, He Drove The Car To His Girlfriend's House. by RSVP: 9:04am On Apr 05, 2021
Sandydayziz:
Okay I really don’t understand what you wrote though.


Read again my friend!

Now!

Family / Re: Help!!! My Mum And My Fiancee by RSVP: 8:30am On Apr 05, 2021
There is no amount of advice to give you here that will change your mom perception towards your girl..

I think our parents especially mom's need to understand the world has changed totally and it's very hard to see young girls with utmost respect these days. Not that they are bad generally but most of them were carried away with instagram and snapchat lifestyle hence they forget our culture.
Even me sometimes forgot to great ederly people whenever i pass by them in my area which some of them would tag as disrespectful act of which my mind do not pay attention to that and I don't even see it as big deal but to them, it may be offensive.

I was discussing with a friend after we finished watching this football match then a young girl and one small boy like that just came to join us( the boy should be 17 yo and the girl should be 15 cuz she nah one tiny bobs deh her chest .. so small like my pinky finger ) it's just like a open space with bench for anyone to sit and do whatever. Nah so dem start to deh romance for our pressense oo .. kai! I was shocked!
Where everyone was just passing and dis small things just deh kiss deh press their sef anyhow .

I vex my head come deh swell but my other guy just deh laugh me say watin concern me.. e deh strange to me cuz I never for get mind to toast woman at that age not to talk of kissing ah.
That's just to tell you this life don spoil so make our parents no deh take anything we do at heart.

Father's no too deh get problem but you see al this our mama ehn.... Nah protocol over protocol.

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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy: I Was Once Married To Michelle Jackson, Divorced After 2 Years by RSVP: 7:39pm On Apr 03, 2021
Eriokanmi:
Exactly my point. You see, you may never know how some of these so-called celebs rose to stardom. Some were gigolo, while some were into drugs and some were gold diggers and so on. We only hear of their present while they covertly hide their past. That one too calls himself e-lectronic money and people always rush to see his mansion and fleet of cars on social media each time. I just pity those who see them as their mentors.


Well you're very correct bro.

If you know what all these celeb abi so called big men did to acquire their wealth ehn. Person go choke. All dis people have done some really nasty things they're not proud of.
I don't know whom we should blame but I tell you brothern POVERTY IS REALLY A BAD THING!

i don't wanna say this but it is really difficult to break some york if person depend on only salary in this country o..
Salary earner know their levels.

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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy: I Was Once Married To Michelle Jackson, Divorced After 2 Years by RSVP: 6:41pm On Apr 03, 2021
Dis are the first batch of yahoo boiz.

Dey know the game pass all dis now Lekki boiz.


Awon agba firiyoyo cool

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Romance / Re: If You Played This Game And Still Not Married Then Your Are Doomed by RSVP: 11:44pm On Mar 31, 2021
aysnoopy:
The game sweet die for that year. Contra, mario, 5player football called shekere grin

Italy nah my fav team.
That Caboniiiiiii with white head bandage..
I go tear shot from mid-field cheesy
Romance / Re: If You Played This Game And Still Not Married Then Your Are Doomed by RSVP: 5:50am On Mar 31, 2021
Dis contra no too sweet jhor.

Na that first contra make sense pass.
Dis one nah the VCD game type I'm taking about the real Sega contra cheesy


Who can tell me which fighter get dis brutality combo in Sega Mortal Kombat.

XCABCZYXABCZYXZZZZZZ. tongue

BYBBY tongue this is fatality combo tho .. nah one fighter get ham tongue

Ah I like Kabba, Smoke and that Babadudu Nob and if I go select SubZero lasan I go finish you in 2sec cheesy

lionphil
aysnoopy
general111
Kingazubuike

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Properties / Re: My House Is About To Be Demolished, What Should I Do? by RSVP: 8:17am On Mar 30, 2021
Jaqenhghar:
there was a man like that too in Kaduna. After years of working abroad he retired to settle in KAduna. SO there wont be any issue, he went to the ministry of Land and actually followed due process to get his land and started building. he was almost finidshed when the government came to demolish his house. The same people that approved of the sale of the land were the same guys who went to demolish it. THe man just packed his family and went back abroad


I just laugh reading the comments on here .
In as much has we have people who doesn't know which or how to go about getting a valid documents for their properties here in Nigeria, I still want to be 70% of even the lenient ones still got entangled by this govt acquisition property issue . I have see people who had CofO and other valid documents and still yet their house were demolished and when they pushed further with lawsuit and they got frustrated by the already corrupted system and then give up!

Yes you're very correct! @Adeoba10

That Issue of mr Ariwoko made the anchor of that particular program invited people from the land registry in Ogun state to look into the issue live on radio and still yet al they do is talk and talk but they were the same people they issue documents to victim which houses were being demolished.
Family / Re: How My Daughter Died Last Week. by RSVP: 11:55am On Mar 28, 2021
ekene101:
bro I didn't advise that,but I advised you enter street and do one or two just like almost all guys are doing. even lecturers dey run street,babes dey do am,you think say 95% of phones for phone section for this NL na money dem use buy am,bro na street, record labels,frats, boutique owners etc na street, majority of people wey go bash me na street dem dey do. Nigeria no get direction again o,100k no reach family of 4 eat good meal for two weeks straight. aside whatever you are doing,bros run street join,no reason anybody because laslas nobody go help you,na sorry o go end am. that actor Earnest Asuzu died because of lack of money for better treatment,but today labista is campaigning for people to raise 25m for his burial. just imagine d kinda society we dey,if d guy get d money,shey he go treat himself and still dey alive??
Guy do normal thing wey guys dey do,I no say go carry gun o. just follow up and help your innocent kid. daddy I dey hungry nai pikin know o,dey no know if daddy no get work to get money for food.


Guy man you deh cap well oo.
You see I was reasoning which direction this life is going and I began to realize dis life ehn nah only you waka come oo . DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN DO TO SURVIVE. ANYTHING WEH UR CONSCEINE NO GO JUDGE YOU ON .. now that ANYTHING I'm talking about depends on you and yourself alone.

You no want do bad, you no want do yahoo , you no want do this in a country where almost everyone is a thief one way or the other.
The truth is either you do good or bad you will still die noni. Even nah people way deh do dis good deh die anyhow. It will be very painful when you have the opportunity to make this money either buy crook or hook and I decide to do holy holy then you got sick and eventually died bcuz you're too poor to afford treatment mehn .

ppl deh shout this imaginary heaven heaven like say they've been there before! Bros live this life weh we see to the fullest and leave heaven aside first.
Una go deh see people buying big big moto and houses. You think say nah only their salary dem take buy ham ba ?? No any form of theif abi??
Even pastors and imam sef deh look for mugu.


Ok oo no worry.

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Pets / Re: My Dog Was Very Active Yet Thieves Broke Into My House. by RSVP: 11:08am On Mar 28, 2021
Look inward. The thief could be a friend or a family member.
Someone who is familiar with the dog.

My friend Dog would dare not bark at me even if I haven't been around for months . He would rush me and start swinging his tail so don't you think it's easy to loot my friend house that way

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Religion / Re: My Experience Inside A Beer Parlour In Lagos by RSVP: 9:41am On Mar 28, 2021
Honestly all this pastors has done our brothers and sisters more damage than good.

Would you believe I was warming our left over beans and I decided to quickly get something at the mallam shop just down the road so I jam a guy there then we began deh talk. My roommate was inside that same room listening to their church program so I thought our beans is safe.
I was surprised to come back home to see the beans still on gas burning! This guy was just sitting there infront of the gas speaking in tongues as he listened to his church program.. I never forgive that guy till we finish sch that year.

If you listening to church program and got your food burnt is bros jesus coming to give you another food ?

Una go just deh make person vex. Watin concern you with bar parlour for God sake.

Since you don't like to mind your space. I would like to advise you to carry your evangelism to a bet9ja shop next time.

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Romance / Re: My Wife Salary Was A Mystery Until I Discovered Her True Networth - Man by RSVP: 9:01pm On Mar 25, 2021
Is this not the same story someone posted on
nairaland family section just this morning or so.

Kai! Who copy who now??

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Romance / Re: My Wife Salary Was A Mystery Until I Discovered Her True Networth - Man by RSVP: 9:01pm On Mar 25, 2021
Is this not the same story someone posted on family section just this morning or so.

I hail thee oo

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