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RomanceRe: When She Is On Her Way To Your House by RSVP: 2:00pm On Jul 11, 2021
spread the bed, Check the fuel if e go last small, snacks is very important and make sure you form one or two activity before she comes so it doesn't look like you're anxious... Play an interesting movie to distract her then your hand go began they go where it belong.

The rest nah to fire down!

Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Long Would I Be Jailed For If I Fought Someone At Work? by RSVP: 2:55pm On Jun 28, 2021
Robertkenny:
Barrister Nwanta M. Jude

This depends on your city and state. And it really depends on how badly you beat up the person you intend to fight. If you use a weapon, that's a charge. If you destroy work property, that's a charge. If you disrupt the peaceful work environment, that's a charge. If the person you fight gets severely injured or dies, that's a charge. These are variables you have to consider. You could be in jail for a long period of time.
Plus, you run the risk of being fired.
Moral of this story, don't fight at work. Hash out your beef with someone off the work site somewhere.

Shared from Bogger.

What can make you fight at work?
Just about the time I'm about to beat my Indian supervisor mercilessly but I got to think of how black hate blacks.
Nah still my fellow black man go judge me..
FamilyRe: What's The Kindest Thing A Stranger Had Ever Done To You Before by RSVP: 3:21pm On Jun 27, 2021
Jamahyel:
Goodmorning NL family. Pls for those of us saying that you have been helping people and and nobody has helped u before. Permit me to say u are very wrong. There is no human on the surface of this earth that has never been helped or that is above help. Just say u cannot recall. Even the help that u claim you render to people, if God does not help u then u can't help any body. Let's learn to thank God. This tread is to help us reflect on the mercies of God.
Maybe they only help so people will perceive them as a nice person and not they do it genuinely.... I know of someone that would brag about how nice he was bcuz he accommodate some guys in his uncle's house.
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Lose Interest In Women After Sleeping With Them? by RSVP: 8:45am On Jun 27, 2021
Ogbotobo77:
It is not a man's duty to retain a woman...a man's duty is to attain a woman...a woman's duty is to retain the man post-sex...and how do u do this?...STAND OUT..how do u stand out from other women?...add value in his life...be an asset not a liability...when u do this,a man's interest amplifies....women control access to sex..men control access to commitment and marriage...men have done their part to get the sex...it's the woman's turn to gain a man's commitment and ring
You're very right and this is exactly my view too.

Most men just want to have sex and no any strong form of commitment from the initial stage of the relationship bcuz we are usually paying much attention to the physical features at that stage and we can do almost anything to get the ship sailing till we reach our goal then we sometimes start developing deep feelings for the lady when we found her attitude and affection appealing... So logically, it's now the lady responsibilty to make us want her more after the sex thing so we don't make her an object we run to whenever we need it.
Science/TechnologyRe: Strawberry Super Moon Lite Up The Night In Spectacular Pics Frm Around The World by RSVP: 12:04am On Jun 26, 2021
witworth:
Strawberry-supermoon?
Nigeria can't see such color from here o.
I know say na africa human lives first start from, but better people migrate go better places wey snow dey and good weather. Africa was already programmed for great natural resources. But not programmed to even get sense to make abundant and adequate use of it.
See this kind moon now, even if it's natural, we no dey see am for Nigeria here. E get why God let whites to remain whites and blacks to remain blacks after the evolution.
NYSCRe: Monthly Budget Of A Youth Corper Serving In The North by RSVP: 9:44pm On Jun 18, 2021
Abba114:
its my 6th month into the service i only have 14k in my account. i tried as much as i can to save but i couldnt so i gave up
Don't bother to stress yourself over it.
It's not easy to save up a tangible amount if you aren't earning big in this 9ja situation!
And it's even more difficult if you only depend on yourself and no one else is helping.

A guy was arguing with me few days ago say he will be saving 90k out of 130k salary .
I just open mouth deh look.
What kind of nosense is that.
It's very possible to realize that dream but you will have to deny yourself a whole lot of things my dear... Even if you buy food stuff keep for house .. you no go buy fish and paper cook ham abi you go deh soak ordinary garri bcuz you want make ham.
I don't bother to save up this days .. whatever comes up comes up.
BusinessRe: . by RSVP: 1:04pm On Jun 15, 2021
This is informative.

Can you please tell us what sort of cage/home is suitable to breed this animals and please give us insight on their health challenges.

Thanks.
FamilyRe: Please Help I Need Advice!!! How Do I Ask My Father For Forgiveness From This by RSVP: 10:52pm On Jun 14, 2021
LordIsaac:
Exactly.... This generation wants to keep shifting boundaries till we have no morality left again in society. Personally though, I have made up my mind to always call them out no matter whose ox is gored.
You're very correct.
I can only imagine what the next generation will inherit.
I mean, it wasn't like dis before for God sake.
I can't do half of what all dis youngies are capable of dis days.
FamilyRe: Please Help I Need Advice!!! How Do I Ask My Father For Forgiveness From This by RSVP: 10:46pm On Jun 14, 2021
This is going to hurt your father for life as much as you will forever live to regret this your action...

You see, there are some lines you dare not cross whenever you having a misunderstanding with your parents.
You can act crazy but try not to say shít!

He will forgive you as a parent. That one is certain but just make it easy for him by packing out of that house real fast and learn to control your anger bro.
PoliticsRe: An Armed Robber Who Ambushed Abiola Became A Governor - Zainab Duke-Abiola, Wife by RSVP: 10:14pm On Jun 14, 2021
Penguin2:
Lol!

I’m Fayose fan but shit looks like what he will do.

I would have said Tinubu but dude was busy pushing drug in Chicago then.
Most of our politicians are hardcore criminal.
They're very brutal in their dealings.
Nah Assassin and drug baron full there.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Non-repayment Of Debt. by RSVP: 12:23pm On Jun 14, 2021
meobizy:
My debt was paid back, though begrudgingly. This thread serves very little purpose now. That’s the last time I’ll borrow a stranger money. I have learned.
Come borrow me money.

CrimeRe: Suspected Kidnappers Set Ablaze In Orile In Their Operational Vehicle (Graphic) by RSVP: 10:58am On Jun 14, 2021
Kandeed:
You won't understand street's anger if Kidnappers have not touched you or someone close to you Bfr, they literally treat you as tho ur responsible for their generational misfortune but all the same this is barbaric like Christ shocked

My own pain be say dem just taste small of what they'll go face in the life beyond
I don't even pity them a bit.
Those people are demon on their own.
I used to live on the same street with some suspected one chance/kidnappers squared back then.. they have about 4 cars they use on their operation. What baffles me is they have 3 women that operate with them too.

Sighting them every morning driving up and down looking for prays usually trigger some kind of anger inside me.
I wish them nothing but death after dead.
CelebritiesRe: Denrele: “Dating A Man Was One Of The Biggest Mistakes Of My Life” by RSVP: 10:33am On Jun 14, 2021
IntersexSherry:
They are afraid gays is going to knack their ynash the way they do to women. Una never start to hate..
Lol... Funny but kinda true.
PoliticsRe: Military Arrests Goni Fandam, ISWAP Informant Who Spies On Troops' Movements by RSVP: 9:45pm On Jun 11, 2021
paddyDIGITAL:
What next after arrest?
He will be kept in one of those luxurious underground cell with maximum security and be feed 3 square meal a day.

He is one of your country tax fund beneficiaries.
Wish him well.
PhonesRe: My Cousin's Whatsapp Status by RSVP: 11:49am On Jun 11, 2021
ShedrachU:
He is a 'fine' cultist.

Option: Send him away.
If they track am, e family head go follow!
I hope you know there are special treats for parodies.
HealthRe: Pathology Doctors Help,graphomania by RSVP:
What's the condition of the patient now?
Any positive changes ?

I think this patient needs some sort of distractions.

I think her work took much of her during her active days and it has eaten up her mind real bad that this is the only thing she seek solace in.... Her book might seems like a puzzle to you but it makes a whole lot of sense to her. It's a combination of her thoughts, what she have seen and heard before, anything that echos through her mind so she kinda have a sense of fulfilment as she pen it down...

Unfortunately, a pen and a piece of paper she once love has turn to her greatest enemy now.. I don't know if it's possible to keep it away from her sight totally.

Dancing and listening to music would be of great help... I don't know how you can infuse it into her daily activity cuz this is going to be a tough challenge.
I'm not in anyway related to medical or phycologist field ..

I'm just trying to give you a blueprint of my little suggestion..
I hope this help.
The lord is your strength my dear.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Skill Can I Learn In A Short Time To Start Making Money ? by RSVP: 7:21pm On Jun 08, 2021
Lucrativress:
This is the mentality making our politicians go scot-free.
In as much as Nigerian rulers can be this irresponsible to their subjects are you now telling me this is not possible of some fathers? let's start telling ourselves the truth today,when you find yourself in a position you should know there are responsibilities to be taken which are mandatory, I'm sorry I seem Blunt but this is the mindset some have and they actually keep on breeding many children even with their tight financial status and guess what to them they are actually doing the children a favour of bringing them here just like our politicians feel they are doing us a favour being on their seats and being outrightly docile.
Make provisions for the children you are bringing into this world that is how a stressless cycle of wealth can grow.
That is what the whites are doing,making provisions for the Next Generation.
You aren't getting my point.
I'm not saying parents or an elderly person shouldn't be chastise for their insensitivities.
You should know there are lot of life factors that can hinder ones progress and being a Nigerian is one of them so most of those baba's doesn't find it easy while growing even tho Dem dey try...

And why are you comparing a FATHER figure to a politicians tho??
That's an insult undecided

Wo I don taya to dey drag cuz e be like say u stubborn for argument small .

Thank you madam.
cheesy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Skill Can I Learn In A Short Time To Start Making Money ? by RSVP: 8:35am On Jun 08, 2021
Lucrativress:
let us hear word jor,everybody bashing OP like all Parents are worth Parenthood.
No o,it is not easy to be a father,sebi children begged their parents to bring them into this World ni?
Some people are not meant to have kids in their life time,Some just one or two,yes I said it,thank God OP's own saw to his education,he is not docile,at least he is really searching
Appreciate your Children's efforts at times but no o,thst will kill some Nigerian parent's instead
Sebi all the pressure pressure since all these years,Nigeria is a very good Country mtchw

Nigeria's silly sentiment brought us to where we are today
(Elders can't do no wrong,elders are always right)
Instead of people to just pass their words in peace,no you're insulting him,are you in his House?
Times have changed,level of resilience isn't like before again,having a mental breakdown due to crazy pressure, and Nigeria is an inbuilt pressure on its own.
I laugh going through your message and that makes me remeber the time when some people do tell me "you don't know anything" that phrase used to make me go crazy until I grew up to a level and the wisdom I thought I had as a young chap started failing the test of life, then I realized I don't know anything true true...

you think a sane man would wake up one dey and say God oooo I want to be irresponsible to my kids and family??! no man likes to watch his kids or family suffering!
all dus father's dey try. do you know what most parents did to put food on the table ?? you won't understand this until you start working and earning money yourself.

sheyB you be graduate abi? ehn go find work and make millions nah .. as e no easy for you nah so e no easy for this pop man too! .
most of them don't even have the opportunity you have to go to school cuz their parents were busy using them to work on the farm back in the days and they still somehow try to blend along in 21st century to bring food to the table ..
in as much as I know there are some irresponsible parents but we still need to credit those ones weh dey TRY out there ... most of them inherit poverty and still yet trying to make a change for their kids cuz they have already lost hope...
when things were rough and say make I make way for myself .. I met a guy and he say make we gada go hustle bricklayer cheesy . I say no yawa as long as money go fall out... I follow him and I carry ponpon for 2 days! bros I sick for 2 weeks after that shît!! the 1500# I earn per day sef no reach buy drugs oo. . .. now imagine someone's dad been doing that for how many years to feed the family. ! ..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Skill Can I Learn In A Short Time To Start Making Money ? by RSVP: 10:05pm On Jun 07, 2021
So you think it's easy to be a father abi??

SheyB you sef don dey see ham now ... Oode omo.


You better find who go teach you how to operate crane.
FamilyRe: Airtime Giveaway For Students by RSVP: 8:10pm On Jun 05, 2021
This is really impressive.

I know what it takes to be a student in Nigeria.
We've been there long time ago.
Not easy mehn.

May God bless your household OP.
FamilyRe: Is It Normal For Bachelor To Burn 7kg Gas In One Month? by RSVP: 5:06pm On May 29, 2021
Foodqueen:
Na soso beans u de cookhuh
Guy man nah beans eater grin
All dis new beans can make one burn 7kg gas within 1 week.

The last beans I cooked took 2hrs and yet not properly soft!
I was shocked shocked shocked shocked
FamilyRe: What Can I Cook For 2k That Would Last Family Of 5 Till Next Week Friday? by RSVP: 4:56pm On May 29, 2021
MrDigitalVentur:
Fried Potatoe And Tea
.


Fried Kini huh
SportsRe: Chelsea And Man City Fans Clash With Porto Police Before UCL Final (Photos) by RSVP: 7:54am On May 28, 2021
[quote author= post=102131446] Arsenal, Liverpool and Man Utd fans go dey wish to dey fight dis kind fight for Portugal right now, but for where, na TV dem go watch am Las Las!

Sweet fight tongue
Fight wey dey sweet like play...
Fight of 2 Successful Finalists out of over 100 clubs that started the journey tongue.


Dem MANNA Lamba
As e dey hot.....
Iyalaya......[/quote]Why everything about chelsea has to be violence?!
I can't imagine myself wearing that toutish color sef taaarrrr! angry
CrimeRe: Lagos Mad Woman Caught With Three AK-47 Rifles Burnt To Death (Graphic) by RSVP: 9:19pm On May 24, 2021
IjapaTiroko:
Nigeria isn't an American movie unless you are ignoring the reality.
The criminals will likely get released by their godfather if reported & arrested.

I support jungle justice in this particular case... unfortunately
Unfortunately, most of the jungle justice victim were actually innocent people.


You won't know how it feels when 3 to 10 people started shouting Ole! Ole!! ontop ur head because you step into a wrong place at the wrong time....
Make God dey protect us ni.
FamilyRe: Have You Noticed This About Families These Days? by RSVP: 8:10pm On May 23, 2021
Things fall apart bro.

Same for my dad.
We must rush out to welcome him when we heard the sound of his car horn and if we don't do that then he felt disrespected.

I miss the old days.
FamilyRe: Sickle Cell Child by RSVP: 10:50am On May 20, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


it looks like one manipulative single mother has used kpekus to blackmail this one into accepting to carry baggage of wahala.
So you're still alive shocked shocked


Madt man cheesy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: The Day I Got Stranded At Lagos. by RSVP: 9:53am On May 20, 2021
[b][/b]Funny thing is almost everyone who care to listen to your predicament will offer a help no matter how small it is in Lagos...
Lagosian no too dey worry about money or to show direction to your way even though most of them do it in haste.

The only challenge is to get their attention to listen to you Lol.
You can walk side by side with 10 people to get their attention and nah only maybe 2 of them go stop to hear what you got to say cheesy

It always appear dey kept something important somewhere and dey need to get there fast before someone else did cheesy

If you're stranded in Lagos, just go talk to a bus conductor and explain to him. most of them will help you to where you going
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua And Tyson Fury In War Of Words by RSVP: 9:11am On May 20, 2021
lasisi69:
joysticks answer this question !!!
Nah to run away when a question makes one question himself. Lol

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