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Family / Re: What's Your Childish Trait? by RSVP: 5:47pm On Oct 12, 2021
realtalk19:
I still dip bread inside tea

Lolz is that a childish trait??
Well, I haven't seen a better way to take ur bread and tea. Very delicious something tongue

And I eat my nails too undecided

who say fish head no dey sweet?!
Especially Titus grin
But you have to watch out for panla head sha cool pple wey no sabi d matas lipsrsealed


I once had a roommate that eat for pot.
I mean dis guy would sneak back to thief meat or fish or even to lick soup after eating proper!
So disgusting. I once caught dis guy eating the remaining groundnut we used to drink garri for midnight around 2am! Him mind no dey comot for anything food...

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Phones / Re: My Wife Was Robbed Of Iphone 11 Yesterday In Lekki. How Can I Track It? by RSVP: 9:26am On Oct 10, 2021
BRATISLAVA:


If they are robbing and killing people more frequently at that time, what will you call that time?

Oddinbawe hour grin

Reading through some comments here would either crack ur ribs or decrease the level of ur IQ.... undecided

Poverty don rape lot of brain for dis con3.. kai!!

@udomas you sound upset tho cheesy
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by RSVP: 8:08pm On Sep 26, 2021
TheGoodJoe:


How will LiquoRose cope with four guys in the final party night?

Mbok General should take one for the team. We need another woman in the house.

Liquorose issa tomboy afterall tongue

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by RSVP: 8:47am On Sep 22, 2021
safarigirl:


I hope the people that sacrificed their sleep to try and figure out where Nini is, have finally found her


Logically speaking, somebody cannot just disappear in a house filled with cameras. Biggie will know where she is and will tell them in due time, na Mumu dey sacrifice their sleep because person miss for Biggie house

Maybe those ones are just trying to put up a fake act so Nini could think they truly care about her cuz I don't know why they should be worried over a disappeared HM after watching series of BBN. I mean Biggy pulled same prank for Bisola/Barry then Tacha/Seyi so I believe they know better.

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Sports / Re: Aisha Buhari, Oshoala, 1999 Super Falcons Dazzle At NFF-Aiteo Football Awards by RSVP: 8:09am On Sep 22, 2021
I'm able to face match 7 of them tongue tongue

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Health / Re: Nlanders In Field Of Health I Need Help Urgently by RSVP: 8:05am On Sep 22, 2021
This thing is very stubborn to treat ehn shocked

One of my friend has it on his face back then and nothing seems to work to clear it off.

If you apply something then it will come back very aggressively again... Nothing weh my guy no put e no clear. Na so he kuku leave ham like that till it started reducing one kind undecided

I think it's an allergy.
She needs to pay attention to what her body is reaction to... It could be something minor as egusi soup or dïck sef lipsrsealed

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Celebrities / Re: Fashion Designer, Tom Ford Loses His Husband, Richard Buckley To Death At 72 by RSVP: 1:46pm On Sep 21, 2021
faithfull18:
Lol, I saw 'loses his husband' and I was like is the mod high I forgot the world is abnormal presently.

I got confused too fam.

I was legit looking for which one has breezt before I realized what's going on lolz

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Crime / Re: Hushpuppi: Instagram Grants Suspected Fraudster Access To Continue Using Account by RSVP: 5:52am On Sep 21, 2021
PeaceJoyLove:
Let all fraudsters keep using it...and let GBI keep collecting info. That's the thing. If not for Instagram he may not have been caught. He was desperately looking for fame, and he used Instagam. And there he is in a dungeon where he will be for many years for insulting good people living clean lives with legally acquired wealth.

You're wise broda.

It's a trap setup by the fed to lead them to other con heads.

Funny pple can't see through that shît.
Religion / Re: The Lords Chosen: Instant Miracles From Taraba State Crusade by RSVP: 9:22am On Sep 19, 2021
10 years phone addiction healed cry

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Crime / Re: Have You Been Hypnotized Before? by RSVP: 9:29pm On Sep 14, 2021
StayMotivated:
My younger brother was hypnotized when he was in 2018 my Dad told him to buy Petrol at our bus stop here in Lagos. After buying the Petrol at the filling station he was about entering a bike to come back home when an old man pretended to ask him for direction he said the old man touched him and he could not talk or walk, he just stood there looking like a Dundy. The old man collected his phone and wallet... After over 2 hrs at the bus stop it was getting late, my dad was worried so we went to the fuel station to look for him. We saw him standing at the bus top looking like he saw a ghost. Thank God he later gained consiousness and he explained everything that happened.


This type of scene has happened to me before when I was coming back from using the ATM.
A woman in her early 40's approached me and was asking me for direction. She dressed in all white like all dus yeye osun and she seems so calm when she approached me.

She got my attention and I stoped to listen to what she's trying to say... she moved closer to me and brought out a paper with an address written on it so as I was trying to read the address to understood where she's heading to then she tap me with her shoulder. I really noticed this cuz she seems to be constantly doing that while I was busy reading the note.

I felt very very strange that moment. It was something similar to OP.. my head started processing everything in a fast speed! I was thinking how to take this woman to the address on that note. My brain was telling me to follow her and took her to that address.. that's the only thing I could think off..
I have already map how how we will board a bus together and everything looks so perfect in my brain!
I don't know how long we stood there together but I suddenly gain conscious and point straight to where all those danfo bus stop dey to go ask one of them to help her with the direction..
I immediately knew I was hypnotized... Thank God me sef stand fit small tongue
I was really lucky that day.

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Family / Re: What Does It Mean To Loose One's Tooth In A Dream by RSVP: 4:04am On Sep 13, 2021
You need to go for Malaria treatment and if you sure you're in good health then....

God forbid.
You will probably lose one of your parent or someone really close to you soon.

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Phones / Re: Early Birds Only by RSVP: 3:58am On Sep 13, 2021
guestgiz

Ok I know you going through alot at this time bcuz of what happened to you but the truth is you have to let go and focus more on what the future holds for you.

I know it's not gonna be easy but just move on with your life. The more you hold on to memories the more you lose your mind... It doesn't worth it .
You making yourself another target coming here to mention that kind of money. Let the case slide since you already report him to the police. Chanel the energy on how to better your life.

It's just a piece of an advise.
You don't necessarily have to reply this message.
Crime / Re: Nigeria Is The Second Country In The World With The Most Reported Romance Scam. by RSVP: 3:45am On Sep 13, 2021
guestgiz:


Nope... He scammed... He had nothing till he lied and scammed me for 4 years. You can believe what you want. GOD KNOWS THE TRUTH AND THE TRUTH IS HE IS A SCAMMER ALONG WITH HIS WIFE...

And of course it was a good conversation, but it was part of all his lies of love and wanting a life with me.... THE JOB OF A SCAMMER TO MAKE YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE ENOUGH TO BELIEVE WHATEVER THEY SAY

Sorry about your ordeal.
You can report him to the police since you have got all his details and you should be more careful on here so people won't see you as easy target... They will come up with different stories to scam you again if they know you're an American... Don't make yourself an easy target.
Crime / Re: Nigeria Is The Second Country In The World With The Most Reported Romance Scam. by RSVP: 3:33am On Sep 13, 2021
guestgiz:


They have some people that are not using fake profiles. They are using their real face and name. ABIODUN ABAYOMI AWOJANA is one of them
Is this a deal gone wrong or you just trying to blackmail this guy?

Cuz it's like you both are having a good time on video call

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Food / Re: Eating Meat Last: Why Do Most Nigerians Do This? by RSVP: 6:49pm On Sep 10, 2021
It's just a way to physiologically train a kid to finish his food.

Kids naturally have longer throat and they would prefer to eat meat first and abandon the food.

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Health / Re: A True Tale Of My Old Friend, Now Insane And Roams About The Streets. by RSVP: 5:44am On Sep 10, 2021
Sirmuel1:
This is sad.
A Mad Man is still better than a dead Pwrson. Someday, He will recover from his madness.

Just pray you don't have a mad man as relative then you know death is painless.
Family / Re: Have You Ever Slept Hungry To Prove A Point To You Wife That You Are Angry ?? by RSVP: 1:18pm On Sep 09, 2021
Authoreety:
Instead of sleeping hungry, I will prepare my food myself in such a way she will be enticed to eat with me but me will not allow her taste even a crumb.


I'm not married but I'll definitely do same thing as yours.

Yes, I may no eat her food just to prove a point but I will definitely go into the kitchen and prepare whatever I want for myself or go get something to eat outside.

Dude wey sabi cook like us no dey reason food as anything. Infact nah d wife go taya cuz nah dat time I go begin dey cook orisirisi something cheesy

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by RSVP: 8:36pm On Sep 07, 2021
zicoraads:
Tega crying and asking for forgiveness. lipsrsealed

Hmmmmm Aunty Tega with the scissors style lipsrsealed
But why are people not dragging Boma too for "fúcking" a married woman tho.
Crime / Re: Armed Robbers Used My Sister's Bank Details To Collect GT Bank Loan by RSVP: 3:09pm On Sep 07, 2021
hahn:


Lol. Na wa for you

I've been doing online business since 2010 and I am a digital marketer and many people here know when my website was still popping.

But trust me when I say this environment is dead.

If you are making good money try and get a house in a nice estate that is quiet. It is better than staying here I swear.

One thing I've learnt is that it is better you live with people who are richer than you. If you live here with an online income people will only envy you and leech on you. There is nothing to be gained.

The mentality you have is what I had that made me move here. Trust me as someone who has gone down that road and is regretting the decision. Don't try it.

But if you still want to there are many available apartments for rent grin



Nah true you talk oo bros.
I have the same mindset when I enter IB few years back thinking make I dey live my jeje lifestyle with low budget.
Bros E never reach 2 years my eyes start to dey chisumchi shocked shocked

E come be like say dem don jazz me join undecided undecided
I sell everything run back to Lagos fast fast cheesy

Na der I know say theory and pratical nobi same thing.

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Crime / Re: Armed Robbers Used My Sister's Bank Details To Collect GT Bank Loan by RSVP: 2:42pm On Sep 07, 2021
Ninisun:
I don't believe the 500k loan,at least 50 to 100k without paper work but for 500k? Bank no fit abeg

Abi oo
Pardon my ignorance but 500k salary loan without no form of proper verification or no any sort of " please visit our nearest branch for more documentation purpose" . That's lame! Maybe anything btw 1k- 200k would fly freely but 500k?!! That means GTB is not wise at all!! What if the person applying for the loan has already been laid off from work or a theft case just like the OP.

I was having an argument with one of my guy the other when he said he knew someone that collected 1m naira loan from all dis loan apps and I said No way! Which app will give you 1m naira loan just like that? We all know all dis loan sharks are desperate to make money and most of them are built with crazy interest rate so before you attain that level where you will be offer 1m naira loan that means you have been seriously ripped off and again which app gives 1m naira for personal loan??!

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Romance / Re: I Visited The Garden Of Eden After Church It's Sight Was Just To Beautiful - Pix by RSVP: 10:37pm On Sep 05, 2021
Wow!!
Dis place be like Ibadan.
Celebrities / Re: The Meme Tuface Does Not Want You To See (photo) by RSVP: 10:32pm On Sep 05, 2021
I see the moon tongue

Shawty came for the cassava lipsrsealed

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Religion / Re: Is Speaking In Tongues Trainable Or A Gift? by RSVP: 9:59am On Sep 05, 2021
I have met different kind of religionist in my life but a particular one seems to be the most brainwashed set out of them all.
Celebrities / Re: Anne Idibia Removes 'Idibia' From Her Instagram Bio by RSVP: 8:15am On Sep 03, 2021
Annie sound jealous.
How do you expect a man to abandon a woman that has 3 kids for him just bcuz they weren't legally married?

It's just like she wants him to attend to only the kids and neglect their mother. That's almost impossible my dear.

Even some ex's still bond and nack if needed not to talk of a woman that has 3 kids for you.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by RSVP: 9:54pm On Aug 30, 2021
nazablossom:
I'm not voting for Queen. I will vote for Angel and Cross. White Money is covered already wink

Na u be BiG Brother ni cheesy cheesy cheesy

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by RSVP: 9:45pm On Aug 30, 2021
safarigirl:


LOL

E no get any fanbse wey wise pass WhiteMoney fans this season.

If you know the lengths they are going to vote for WhiteMoney, you will not say they have zero wisdom. Nobody wise pass Money Gang. no use those people play. dem fit get up to 30% votes this week, come leave others to share the rest.


Ahhh I hope you know say nah Votes dey count nobi fans ooo D:

Make him fans no go use their overzealousness discourage pple who want throw him some votes oo.

It will be amazing if he can pull up 30% votes dis week but ......hmmm isssOkk grin

I wish him good luck sha.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by RSVP: 9:24pm On Aug 30, 2021
Uzomarrr123:
Whitemoney fans are playing a dangerous game

They are claiming too strong
Hence voting oda HMs


Hmmmmmm (in biggies voice)


No doubt WM got fans but it seems they lack tatics.
Zero wisdom.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by RSVP: 2:52am On Aug 29, 2021
Ujay01:
Maria is gaslighting Pere that's why he's yapping about the incident. I hope he can put her in the friend zone like he claims he did before.

I think pere felt embarrassed Maria kept denying the fingering incident that happened btw them and she's kinda making the whole thing looks like pere took advantage of her being drunk so she wasn't aware of that ever happened.

They weren't sure if the camera caught them at it so they both trying to protect whatever it is outside the house and Maria is doing that so well but that's a dumb move.

This is why I respect ka3na.
She own whatever happened btw her and praise with her full chest and shut him down totally.

You finger my "P" and I return the favour so what's the fuss about?? undecided
Shut d werey down.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by RSVP: 6:04pm On Aug 27, 2021
Demnan:
No, oo. He washed before using, which is why he doesn't want to wash it again after using. Why would he used an unwashed pan? Thats too yucky

Hmmm now I understand where he's coming from.
Thought he no wash before he use ni.

Dis thread can be misleading sometimes undecided

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by RSVP: 11:02am On Aug 27, 2021
Demnan:
He met it dirty, na. He had to wash it before using it.

Normally he suppose wash ham before using and still wash it after using it.

These set are just too dirty.

It's irritating to know someone could use an unwashed pan cook his food for goodness sake.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by RSVP: 5:05pm On Aug 18, 2021
Maryloveth:


Most people are just clouded with emotion that they fail to understand my message.
I was not happy the way pere treated and spoke to him with disregard and disrespect in front of everyone,even though it was just a game.
I love how he was able to confront him,and I expected him to establish boundaries to avoid been treated in such condescending manner in the future by other housemates,considering he's free spirited and nice.
Only for him to go back and be preparing food for someone that treated him like trash , refused to apologize and saw nothing wrong with that.
I hate to see when nice people don't know when to establish boundaries, just for peace to rein,you will end up coming across as pushovers and weak.
I won't do that rubbish,and if my any of my younger sibling does that,I will teach them lesson on how to learn to respect themselves and set boundaries .

I like the fact WM admitted he was truly scared when Pere came towards him that way but he managed to flip it over with plenty talk and not hitting him instead....It could have been pere strategy to intentionally provoke WM to strike him out of big brother house but WM now needs to draw boundaries and know when to get serious with this military man.

I felt like slapping hell outta of WM last night when Maria was trying to settle d ish btw them at the garden yesterday while Pere was still going on acting like commando and you WM dey there dey crack some silly jokes. So now he still went ahead and cook for him or allow him to eat the food he cooked!

It's just like you giving him more chance to disrespect you! WTF

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by RSVP: 9:16pm On Aug 16, 2021
CRUISETOPIAVP:
Maria get goodluck forget!

The same people that trolled her first week for putting white Donkey up have now become fans..

That's why I Pakistan!!!

Una go just dey make person laff anyhow .
Which one be I Pakistan again??

Me I've Afghanistan oo cheesy cheesy

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