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tnaidaR:
Really sad indeed.

Very sad indeed. Read my last posts and u will know what really happened!

ikamefa:
a ha hahahahahahahah!

joke of the month! " "

which one you be amongst those 2 "effigies"

the white one or the black one?

Sorry ika, its not a joke, but very hard what happened to me.

Anyway: which one about the effiegies would u prefer?
What a pity u are not in Germany, but I will be in Lagos and Abuja next year

[size=24pt]Hi, are there any nice Nairaland girls out there living in Germany and willing to date a sad guy that innocently was left by his Naja girlfriend.

Just look into my profile and write me email abego![/size]

Depends on where u live: a car here in Germany easily can be more expensive than a house in Nigeria
And fo a house in Germany u can get a fleet of cars in Naija
So what to do

For full article and the pics click here:

[url]http://www.oyibosonline.com/html_files/Editorials/Election%20In%20pictures.htm[/url]



What I would like to draw your particular attention to is the blatant Ballot Box stuffing.

You can see by the way the votes are all folded together that many of them were put in at once and they were not put in individually.

The pictures were taken on Saturday the 14th of April 2007 in Bodo City Ward 1, Ogoniland, Rivers State, Nigeria at two separate polling stations, St Pius College and and State school 2.


Our Oyibo witnessed polling officials stuffing ballot boxes with ballots where all the ballots had been marked for the PDP.

The interepid member did take names but feels it worthless to send them to anyone as they are relatively minor figures in this rigging scandal and may have been coerced into doing it. (Probably they were paid, but I will give them the benefit of the doubt).

At both polling stations voters said they had been turned away. At State School Two, three voters were turned away after the presiding officer said that all electoral materials had been used up.

At St Pius College, several officials were caught with piles of pre-marked ballots. One tried to hide them by sitting on them. Women there said they had been turned away from voting.

In Okrika, my friend went around for two hours looking for an open polling station and failed to find one despite a recorded turnout of more than 82,000 of around 90,000 registered voters. No one they spoke to in Okrika had voted by one thirty and about ten people called them later to confirm that no polls had opened in several areas of Okrika at all that day.

At the polling station directly opposite INEC, about a 30 second walk across the road, voting had failed to start by 10:30 despite the commissioner's statement that voting began in most places by 8am.

Just stay classic:

Hugo Buss No. 1 for the gentleman

Channel No. 5 for the lady!

nosilla:
Red bull, with vodka or champagne

Word!

How can boy be raped by women if he dont want it?
ROFLMAO!!!

Seun:
Unlike sex, it has no intrinsic value.

Right, it [b]has [/b]no intrinsic value, cos it already [b]is [/b]intrinsic value:

OK, here is my [b]personal [/b]TOP 3:

If it comes to beauty :

1. Ethopia
2. Kenya
3. Nigeria

If it comes to sex :

1. Kenya
2. Nigeria
3. Ethopia

davidylan:
Our forefathers treated malaria with dongoyaro leaves. It sounded stupid until we found quinine was the major compound in dongoyaro leaves. Today quinine is the standard treatment for malaria.

How stupid is that.

OK, I dont want to step down on traditional medicine cos it reaslly works to some extend.
But just take this into consideration:
in the days of our forefathers there was no such thing like HIV!!!
Try whatever u like to cure it, there is no remedy unil now, so u better prevent it.
Dont spread rumours about any self-appointed scientists that can cost naive peoples lives!

If girl says she only wants to keep realtionship if u buy her expensive birthday present, what would u do?
I say: money cannot buy love, she argues if man cannnot take care for her he's not loving her enough.

Seems u have been in europe too long, as u think like white man already (me too ;-)

IMHO fact seems to be:
- some chicks like to be lied at, they even don't want to know the truth, as long as u support them
- secondly let's turn the table: lying seems to be some girls favorite leisure time. if u catch them they will say it's just to protect the relationship and for love
Am I wrong?

So stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The virus already is INSIDE your blood and u treat your dick OUTSIDE when it already is too late!!!!!!!!!
and for the girl? Rub mango juice on her pus??
Ths stupid theorie can cost the lives of even more stupid people !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

English1:
I see you are in Germany. Are you intending to stay there long-term?

If so, you should know that circumcision is quite rare in Europe. If you are doing it for some religious/cultural belief, ok, but if you think he needs to be done to 'fit in' with the other boys then you will be doing the wrong thing. It will make him unusual. In Europe, circumcision is only really done by Jews and Muslims.

Yes I live in Germany but am neither Jewish nor Moslem.
But also many German Christians here do circumcision for medical and hygienical reasons.
Secondly its - as u stated- also for cultural reasons, as my woman is from Nigeria and wants it
to be done and I see no reason to oppose it, as long as it is done properly in hospital.

user86666:
The Kompressor is just the engine technology gamine, just like the iVtec on the Hondas. There are various Benz models built with the Kompressor engine technology, besides I don't think you should contest this with a user located in Germany

I thot seun was funny at first jab

Ivvie give em a break, they got pedigree

ruescho what cars are those in the last pic please?

Well in front is the Bentley Continental GT that is based on the Volkswagen Phaeton u see in the back.

Me I only own the Phaeton, but at least I put it on shining Bentley wheels.

Concerning the Kompressor I have to add I was driving the Mercedes E-Class 200 Kompressor recently, its stunning, how much power this car can
developp out of small engine. But only as öong as u go alone, not faster than 200 km/h and not uphill.

Cannot compare it to the Bentley W 12 or the Phaeton that even with small 3.2 litre V6 engine is amazing!!!

Regards
ruescho

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.


Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL!
Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!


You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We
need more butter. Oh my GOD!


WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful .
CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!


You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are
you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?


Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use
the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"


The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I
don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"


The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like
when I'm driving."

The earlier the better?
What age is best, who can give advice?
Thx

orp:
responsibility with regard to schooling,feeding,clothing,shelter and proper guide will be burnt by me and for the father of the baby,afterrall,he did not rape my wife so it was done conscientiously and from point of law since her consent was given,he is a free man. Though, I forbide this scenario happening to me.
.

Disagree: from point of law he has to pay for schooling and so on, u have no responsibility for this whatsoever, if u don't pregnant her.
This is the theorie!

spoilt:
stay.love makes everything alright. sigh ******! , im an incurable romantic.

This is what in reality happens!

orp:
Actually,initially I thought the baby was mine,as such,the baby will be given the necessary care and attention but upon discovering the baby is not mine, naturally and psychologically the love and attention will diminish though I still love his/her mother.We are all human . The fact that I am taking the baby to fatherless babies home does not mean I am going to abandon him/her, I am going to be responsible for the upkeep pending the location of his/her father.
And if the father is not located I will continue with my responsibilities on the baby.

This sounds much nicer than what u posted before,

but I don't see any responsibility u have for the baby and why let the real father go free?

Perhaps if he cannot be located u just can take care for it for the mothers sake.

ikamefa:
@ topic the touchy aspect here is the deceit!

That's it. Always u look at that sweet baby u always are reminded of this deceit.

Secondly: how can anyone propose to put any baby in a home, when it has a mother to stay with.

No real mother will admit it and even if u are not the father how can u do this to innocent baby that
is not responsible for what happened anyhow! This suggestion is so heartless.

[b]Last but not least [/b]it seems to be like this: u can not have the mother without the baby. Full stop.
This is the decision to be made.

, every hoax or myth on the internet like the above!!!

U better check here how other people like kasimusa try to make u panic:

http://aids.about.com/cs/expertadvice/f/myth.htm

http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/resources/qa/hoax1.htm

Sorry oooh, if it's right wheel drive, my left leg is with my girl