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Armed robber*pointing gun at a nigerian senator * Yor life or yr money !
Senator :u cant do that because i'm a senator of the federal republic of nigeria
armed robber*now more infuriated*
IN DAT CASE GIVE ME MY MONEY !!!NOW !!!



My pple na our money. . Abeg make una collect am while shining una eyes to all these cunning guile and monkey and banana game of the PDP as a party headed by the chronically clueless one got nothing more to lose so they will empty the treasury in their hopeless and vain effort at buying a kingdom fast disappearing from deir grasp. . Sorry o pls take it and enjoy while d fun last #cantwait2marchGMB2 aso rock

Dat's why i never give 2 phock abt my so called brothers living there i regard them as nothing more ECONOMIC REFUGEE see them pinched face and narrow ass paid bunch of OYINBO slave dem so go back to their street sweeping and toilet cleaning job as soon as dem disperse Shameless slave

Hahahaha omo see gobe o where d hell are those low life saTANIST NOW ??

Ok how abt 16 locust years of PD-pig SCAMnifesto ?? Excellent right ? Yeye dey worry the clueless slowpoke

Of buhari i know -disciplined,incorruptible-OF saraki i also know too well d entire saraki families are beyond being jst a disgrace to d entire good pple of kwara state they are a total and absolute failure of governance and mis rule, a classical example of historic mistake of a pack of miscreants,misfits,illiterates,retards, slowpokes,finding themselves in the corridor of power !pls of what use or value is a golden ring in the nose of a pig ? Kwara is among one of the 12 states first created and 30 something years down remained one of the most underdeveloped with nothing to write home about poverty level in kwara is sickening no thank to locust years of saraki dynasty who looted d state blind and she now dead ! Am an avid apc supporter but will never be in support of the sarakis and any person connected with the pillaging of old kwara state i sincerely hope buhari will able to know, ,investigate and separate,those who have betrayed the trust of their own people and fed them with leftovers and crumbs falling from their high table of our commonwealth, those wolves and hyenas in sheep clothings all dancing around him 'forming' progressive and democrat now from those those true friends of nigeria and nigerians who desire true CHANGE of love justice and equity for all so that he can send the bad one like bukOLE saraki and his ilk to where they belong :kiri.kiri amen sai buhari/osinbajo great men great ideologue great party manifesto greater nigeria!

See why i ve been convinced for yrs dat so called TAN I mean CAN president Ayo OLEjafor and his co traveller are nothing but common bandit hobnobing with die hard corrupt polithievecians littering d corridor of power even without dis pastor blowing d alarm, which might just as be for d reason of him being shortchanged in the sharing of the loot,it 's well known to most discerning mind of the filthy deep odious sleaze going among all these junior satan in lamb clothing parading themselves as MOG !me i'm no longer into all dis religion bulshit cos d best religion is simply love justice and equity which wat i live by simple even as am SMH at d gullible adherents worshippers fans followers and admirers of all these COMMEN IN CASSOCK , wondering at level of their sanity and thinking and reasoning faculty such a shame indeed

*singing in Evi edna ogholi 's voice * stay in yr home. . City life is full of worries . . No water no job no accomodation is got -evi edna ogholi 1991 track :message 2 da youth. Dis also apply to some guys too if not most but dont want to know what they can be PUSHED to do when they dont have job trust me the list is simply endless trust guys dem no dey ever carry last . . From yahoo yahoo 'gbajue ' pickpocket (dem welcome me to fct by picking my wallet on day 1 at berger junction mehn ! ) d guy who smokes hemp all day long (a form of escapism )while others away at work u no go fit look im eyes sef but those ladies without job so i make a habit of avoiding them like a plague or ebola ! I only go for resourceful ones even if she hawking pure water ! Thanks

Awo d best president nigeria missed BIG TIME

Time i'm back in battle front again for my belief and conviction my Progressive guys calm down ! I say calm down ! Most of the walabis monkeys instinct, goat meat eater cum goat brain cum he-goat attitude and behaviour are mainly the GOD FORSAKEN EASTERNERS! U know what i mean the useless group of animals thoroughly VANQUISHED IN THEIR OWn homeland headed by the patriotic and brave soldier BENJAMIN ADEKUNLE (SHOOT ANY MOFOS THAT MOVES !) Even their coward eze WURUWURU(ojukwu! Had to run for cover to exile !these bastard now see jonah an ijaw man as a way of payback for deir blunder and stupidity!imagine a man endorsing a bastard over his own legitimate son !even ojukwu must be turning in his grave over how low his people have descended and late stateman AZIKWE must be incensed over the use of his name to score a CHEAP POLITICAL POINT ! The igbos are embittered over the failed biafran war and see clueless as a way out to actualise deir failed attempt at secession but we are nobody 's fool we are the true warriors and the LION WHICH TURNS ITS BACK ON NO MAN as demonstrated by fashola when he got rid of hundreds of goat headed igbos over to east just to proof that lagos aint no man's land but YORUBA LAND !! If any thing untoward should happens to tinubu i swear yr jonah would only have his Village OTUOKE to preside over and not NIGERIA

Wey be say rave of da moment BIG BOYS like olamide davido whiskid dey team change ? Bunch of expired broke hungry mofos such shame ! Sai GMB/OSIÑBAJO!

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sai buhari !

* rapping in 2pac voicd* payback is a motherf. cka bitch had it coming. . . Yeah dat wat bitches get for 'longerthroat* hope he shot d olosho mother too ! After chopping my dude money for like 8 yrs she suddenlly found a loaded london returnee and she was like 'i'm fed up cant marry broke guy ' well wish them happy married life in HELL ! Try dat shit wit me and see wat u get .meanwhile hope he got away wit it

YEAH PIECE OF SHIT ENDORSment u mean nigerian christian has no PRESIDENT ayotolla olejafor is the president of his own naive stupid and gullible followers in addition to being CLUELESS ASS WIPER nuff said SAI !

Greedy hungry mofos most of em but konji is a murraducker jo . I mean jst d kitten make all d wahala chase worth d while chai ! Naija gal too like money o

Airforce1:
the fan must be a yoruba girl

Most yoruba people cant pronounce English words correctly


No offence

u are one most daftest noodle for brain e -diota i ve ever came across on NL which word can yr empty gum mother pronounce well hmilan?

I jst dey laff at all these so called niger delta militant who dash monkey cannabis or banana sef ? !a bunch of retards illiterate creek urchins empty headed and PAPER TIGERS ! These DIMwits HALFwits dont know d first thing abt warfare let them ask them eastern brothers who survived the biafran war no victor no vanquished ? Really ? The truth is we all know wat that funny declaration actually stood for yeah nobody has a monopoly of violence just because YARADUA acted the he way did to find panacea to the niger delta issue then was nt out of cowardice or fear as these goons are insunuating by their crude and primordial utterances and behaviors it was simply his yaradua's duty to do so and now see what these funny meaningless names bastards are repaying his memory these society misfit knew well how an OBJ who wont tolerate any of their BULSHIT dealt them and lock that Asare idiot up for like 2years if not for pleading e for rot inside jail jus cos he blew up a few pipeline here and here he now sees himself as warlord ready to die for who ? Even so many of his fellow ijaw dont swallow all dat horse shit thoughtless serving ranting serious they know the first thing on an average deltan/ijaw man 's mind is all d Filthy Lucre they love so much than own life just like their eastern morons being led by nose like a pig now by an ijaw fisherman who cannot even speak a word of igbo claiming he is igbo let me tell an average hausa mindset is a different kind altogether ask idiotic asare tompolio to get jus 10 volunteer from his lg for suicide bombing like d bh and im boys go be like 'hope say no be say don dey craze suicide wetin ? I resemble almajiri for yr face ? The very idea of the delta going into was with the north in itself is laughable honest they would wipe out d entire region with none left to lay claim to any piece of oil field THESE PIECE OF SHIT BETTER HOPE GMB DONT COME TO POWER (and comes he must) i swear their case go make henry okah seem like he's on holiday in HAWAII ! Piece of shit loud mouthed fools !

RENTED CROWD OF HUNGRY MOFOS! U Called this scanty gathering crowd ??mtchewww abeg make igbotic head point me dem commander -in- thief

#hurricaneCHANGE2015unstoppable sai Buhari!

Pig d pig fighting a lost battle since 1999 . . . E nor concern me

#feBUARI 14!helpisontheway

Thief endorsing another thief well it's all in d figment of saTANist imagination may i remind you all dat election is never WON ON SOCIAL MEDIA former ekiti state governor learnt that in a hard way thinking his army of jobless and hungry e -WARRIORS cld do d 'job' for him how wrong he was !the same stomach infrastructure scheme s now playing out now with d TAXPAYER's MONEY A la 21 billions pig d pig campaign donation fund is heading for tsunamic FAILURE IN THE POLL PROPER !all dat calculation and scheming dirty campaign of calumny ,personality attack on GMB ARE ALL SIGNS OF MANIC DESPERATION BY A SINKING CORRUPT saTANist group and their collaborators CLUTCHING at every straw in sight while going down! You think all dis yr noise making here matters a damn?? Sorry to burst yr cheery bubble but Y'ALL IN FOR THE RUDEST SHOCK OF LIFE come february fasten yr seat belt and get a more stronge and longer lasting absorber cos u all gonna need it for d long haul d last 'selection' was rigged with d backing of d right pple but d game is up and he DARE NOT TRY IT THIS TIME AGAIN even CLUELESS himself already know but like i said a drowning man WILL fight dirty MEANWHILE y'all keep living in denial and be delusional when HURRICANE CHANGE HIT YR DOORSTEP u either join or get crushed it's dat simple NIGERIANS WONT ENDURE ANOTHER 4 WHIRLWIND YEARS OF EXPERIMENTAL GOVeRNANCE and Cluelessness never again !be wise nigerians vote GMB/OSINBAJO for new better safer NIGERIA age is nothing but a number what matters most is experience honesty and integrity D thieves and d robbers who pillaged and still pillaging our common wealth and jeopardising d nigerian project are GUILTY AS CHARGED AND AFRAID Of buhari! As for certificate i jus dey laff at dis particuar stupidity lol more than half of those fools shouting their voice hoarse dont seem to know wat true education is all about the world is changed by men with little or no education wether be IT frontier of science ,technology or politic the story is d same let me leave u dis quote INTELLIGENCE +CHARACTER, THAT IS THE GOAL OF TRUE EDUCATION_martins luther king jr vote for change noW !

Da clueless ONE WILL INSIST STEALING IS NOT CORRUPTION AND SECURITY IS NO BIG !DEAL_JONa daft

Just another PIG D PIG PROPAGANDA DOOMED TO FAILURE AS USUAL these bunch of paid or maybe even jobless wallaby aint tired yet of all these CHEAP ASS PERSONALITy attack ! Election is never won on social media as y.all pig d pigGOONS is going to realize in a hard and bitter way come february 14 !only COWARD AND RETARD PICK ON A LADY FOR FUN FACE A MAN LIKE U AND BRING IT ON ! It does nt matter d craps y'all shitting here now power must change hand and CHANGE IS HERE To STAY FOR BETTER! Away with corruption mediocrity inepttitude cluelessness and lackluster rudderless leadership style ! Sai buhari jor . . .till Jonathan and d saTANist produce his non existent and imaginary THESIS !

Speaking of kaba gurl OMG .! So darn sluttish !. They can fvcc every d1ck in d vila b4 they even hit city chai they too spoil and mostly mannerless i dey pity guy wen marry dem cos wetin u dey carry go home so pass fairly used i call dem ADOKU OMO! (left over- sexed girl

Bwahahaha Lwkmd! U mean IGBO MADE THeSIS ! He nor get anytin i rather vote a man educated or not who has the mind to step on toes has d ball and gut to set thing right and proper fight incorruption and indiscipline at any quarter than d so called educated illiterate SPINE LESS like GEJ The fact still remain dat the world was changed and still being shaped positively by men with little or no education the case of bill Gate and mark zukerberg comes readily to mind as martins luther kings rightly put it in one of his famous quote my favorite actually, that INTELLIGENCE+CHARACTER , THAT IS THE GOAL OF TRUE EDUCATION! Even if Gej has credential and so called CV longer than third mainland in lagos the fact remained he's a mediocre inept and a misfit who has no business being in charge of a kitchen let alone ruling a country as complex and diverse as ours

Fu#king hypocrite jst another act of dumb cluelessness did dat fedora wearing dude know nigerians are now politically conscious more than ever no one is fooled for a second abt shoeless sudden symbolic dutch courage visit to borno o yeye dey reek big time. . small time e go say rigging no dey cause violence i wonder wetin dey cause am mtchewwww

Wetin concern me. . As long as GMB finally kick da fedora wearing , fake smile wearing nicompoop back to his village and that would have been very magnanimous of GMB COS he should actually be kicked into kirikiri!

Hahaha MAKU!dis incorrigible pig d pig lying zombie for clueless one remind of an equally veteran liar information minister of IBB walter Ofonagoro ! * in baba wande 's voice in d movie ÅFONJA* "nigba wo ni maku o ni ku" hahaha! Se labaru ti mo nso yen ye yin sha?

Dat's wat dey all say after squandering so much opportunity to simply do d right thing no matter what it may cos or whose ox is gored and write their name forever in golden sand of time and posterity for where ?? Endemic Corruption greed kleptomania maladministration lack of ideologue lack of focus zero integrity mediocrity and more from d evil genius day of IBB down to clueless spineless gutless and vision less accidental president have combined together to robbed and mortgage millions of nigerians their deserved future shout it from d mountain top a CAPITAL NO to another 5 years of incompetence and misgovernance yr goverment shall go down in infamy as the most BLOODIEST in d history of nigeria let's support and vote GMB !! *in ICE CUBE VOICE * 'KEEP EM HEAD RINGING!!..

Dat's wat dey all say after so much opportunity to simply do d right thing no matter what it may cos or whose ox is gored and write their name forever in golden sand of time and posterity for where ?? Endemic Corruption greed kleptomania maladministration lack of ideologue lack of focus zero integrity mediocrity and more from d evil genius day of IBB down to clueless spineless gutless and vision less accidental president have combined together to robbed and mortgage millions of nigerians their deserved future shout it from d mountain top a CAPITAL NO to another 5 years of incompetence and misgovernance yr goverment shall go down in infamy as the most BLOODIEST in d history of nigeria let's support and vote GMB !! *in ICE CUBE VOICE * 'KEEP EM HEAD RINGING!!..

Hahaaaaa even my christmas chicken sef dey coo in scorn at d PIG D PIG desperate propagandist ALL I KNOW IS THat as far as lagos state is concerned it's d headquatre of APC AND far more easier for even d infamous shepopotamus to pass thro d eyes of a needle than for any pig d pig sponsored stooge to win d public poo in lagos no be 3 000 na 3 million sai buhari!

Hmmm una sabi waste money sha
BTW my ibadan babe still thinks KFC na football club so me i dey free small . . . Mama bashira joint here we come !

*in james hadley chase voice * THE GUILTY ARE AFRAID... And d clueless party figure-headed by an dumber clueless one and their cronies, larkeys, rabid sycophant, stooge and d whole rented mumu crowd of TAN ...Chase predicted are in for ... THE SUCKER PUNCE!

A woman dese
rves the kind of man she finally gets as husband just in same way a country deserves the kind of leader it gets u cant give neither expect to recieve what u dont really have
naija ladies marrying d wrongest kind of man all for d wrongest reasons since 1914...*in 2pac voice * karma is a murraf#cka!