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AndroidAI:
Do you think you owe me an explanation?

Why are you writing a textbook again?

Listen, I am waiting for you to brutalise me.

Don't keep me waiting please.

you mean to brutalize you ass, you gay warlord

helinues:
Wet ko, hot ni

helinues:
I think it's inconclusive, can't really be sure

helinues:
Sorry, I can't help your situation

You are too scared

Padipadi:
You v spoken.
Proper actions ll be taken.

Padipadi:
Na you be lost soul. Real goat with head like isiewu. It pain am he wan cry. Eat breakfast cos you don't v hope elsewhere.

helinues:
Any Photoshop photo to back up this?

lhordspy:
Ok. Now you got my attention. Go play with sand, i am not your playmate.

walefresh3:
he will rule u in Peace... It is only your ancestors land that will suffer the consequences... OSU Lunatic...

Johnthesuccess:
Old harlort like my miserable mother.

BigCowHornn:
Until this year most of my business was online.
I often sit behind a pc for over 12 hours a day. I always love having one Brower window open to Nairaland to troll for what may seem like 24/7 to some people. No vex but na my thing or used to be my thing

As for the one million, GOOD IDEA!
But let me let you in on a secret. Most of the people you see with money don't keep it sitting idly in bank accounts. Only Yahoo boys do stupid stuff that. Wise people invest such money and live on the little ROI we earn while the investment grows even more. That's how i got most of what i have. Buy land 200k leave it to sit for 10 years till it is 10-20 minion then leave it some more.. It's how it is done.
The land will always be there but once converted to cash it is gone in no time.

If you really like someone don't give him the fish because it will be gone in no time and he will be back for more.. rather teach him how to fish when he is ready.
The Op needs to mature first. It will change his character and he can stand on his once given a little help. Life is the best teacher and once the lessons are don at a certain age we are ready to be on our own.

Na only God know why you dey always dey vex with everyone these days.
By the way you still owe me 5k. You promised.

BigCowHornn:
I owned my first car at 15. Bought it while in the United States just before returning to Nigeria.

At 21 over $200k was in my bank account.. not contract, my own money.

At 26, millions in shares in 5 different companies inducing Access bank and Dangote Sugar refinery were added to my portfolio after investing just a few idle hundreds of thousands a few years before.

At 32/33 now over 3 hectares of land and 5 houses (including a duplex in my hometown and 1 story block of 4 apartments in Aba) scattered around from Lagos to the east. (1 hectare is 15 plots).

I am curranty in negotiation for 9 hectares in Benue for rice and yam faming. First on a lease then outright purchase. The hold up is due to a clause in the tradition of the community that makes two women whose family own the lands my wives in everything but name for at least 1 year. I must satisfy all their needs from money, food and clothes to sex. If i fail they destroy my farm. One is 13 years old and the other is 41 with grown kids... and i just got married only recently.

I consider myself a very ordinary man who needs to hustle more epically now i have a baby on the way and very lovely young wife who just loves to enjoy the best things money can buy....

Oh, lest i forget the op you are mocking is one of my best friends on this forum despite his age and i consider him a special person..

One last thing..... never look down on people because you feel better than them. All hands were not born equal nor do some ever see the kind of golden opportunities others get and even overlook.
Finally always remember that no matter how rich you think you are there are guys out there that will call you a nobody... a mere nothing.

You have yourself a nice day.

Collins4u1:
wow
nice penis

AndroidAI:
I want you to save my soul.

Please I'm begging you.

Save me.