₦airaland Forum

illicit:
LoL
Why didn't you sell d car and use d money to drink with ur friends

🤭

na the highest be this

Policeman be like trump Jr

yarimo:
Very unfortunate FUBARA allowed himself to be fooled by paper weight politicians in rivers state

what do you mean by paper weight politician?? Is there any ex governor or ex Minister in rivers state backing wike?? Aside from his former aides and some disgruntled ex loyalist of Amaechi. Mention 5 prominent Rivers state politician that has been in rivers state political scene for more than 20yrs that is backing Wike?

But kiribati is playing in CONCAFA

titosantana:
This is not a car that the mileage matters o, the most important thing here is that the fone is in good form. Shikena.

but e don comot from first body.

Na normal for today's professors in Nigeria. Not suprised.

emperor4love:
Another north korea

I expected one fact..
The Daughter of the former /first president of Equatorial Guinea Fanciso Marcias Nguema was Adopted by Kim II Jung the Grand father of the current North korea President.

Same thing hamas tells children in Gaza.

Starz825:
I say women dey enjoy....

Dem go just siddon pretty dey collect money.... without doing nothing

you think dem investing on Iphone na for play. They upload quality pics to attract big customers. Different level girls, the once that mostly upload pics from local hanging spots/university enviroment you can try your luck, once posting pics only from nice looking lounge/restuarant just ready to pay steady uber and hanging out, the once posting in lagos,abuja ,port harcourt and Owerri just ask her how much when ever you notice she is in your city. But see those once posting pics from Santorini, london, Marrakech , Dubai and back to nigeria all in one month. Baba run oh.

Nothing to learn here...Your friend never see person him dey send $200 steady. Yet he was complaining about spending much on runs girls. Maybe na him type dey pay runs girls 50k and above. .....No yahoo boy will send a girl on a vacation trip unless they are engaged or married. Possible a big calabar politician or business man.
Your friend is likely one of those lucky once workiñg for total or mobil, cos is now a norm for them to send their wives /children to Canada.

In this mordern times i rather believe intels coming from western media/countries. Than Iran, russia and China. When Iran said they destroyed about 20 F35 i laughed. But when israel said they destroyed several Iran air defence system i knew they werent joking around. The iran soldiers killed during israeli raids were air defence operators.
Iran wont dare to attack israel atleast not now until trump's tenure is over.

I can mention twenty...about 5 with their surnames the remaining only with their first names.

RealityKings:
1. Buy a good hard cream, allow your hair to grow.
2. Change your lotion and soap
3. Change your style of interaction
4. Buy a 2 fashion ring for your right fingers
5. Buy a wrist watch
6 Buy a perfume
7. Get nice footy or kicks
8. Get few round necks (depending on your complexion). Most of mine are either black or white
9. Consume alot of protein and fruits.
If you can't hit the gym, do pushups at home.

2 fashion ring ?? Him tell you say him want be occultic leader. A good pinky ring is enough.

CandyOps:
Been staying at my parents' for like 2 days now and mumcy no gree me rest.

You skip church service, "Y didn't you go to church?"

You drink. "You're now addicted to beer"

You sleep. "You're not serious with your life"

I ask her about a nurse based abroad she once suggested for me as a spouse and her response was,

"You are not serious. You think a girl wants a man without a plan or zeal for his life?"

Just because ballary no too dey my handicap now.
Omo I done tireee!
And it's only 2 days.

E done dey reach 4 years now wey I see 2meter complete for my account now.

So I no blame her.


She served me breakfast and just when I took the first few spoons she began her barrage of gasliting again talking about how all my friends are now married and all that

At that point, the food instantly lost its taste in my mouth. I felt like spitting it back into the plate.

Na home-training hold me back.

I snapped back at her... It's like she doesn't want me here anymore. I told her she should be worried about getting her life in order not mine (although she seems to have her shit togeda. so it sounded like a misfire)


I sha told her I had other accommodation options and if she doesn't want me here I can get moving.

I honestly cannot wait to leave here.

I just de vex say I no carry mob come back from Lag. I for just leave that food like that on top table enter car drive off till the next weekend.

Or even go hotel go lodge for like 1 week till I'm done here.

I dey wonder how my pops take cope reach now. I no like women wey dey nag.

Woman wey no fit structure words to give the desired result without having to cause so much friction.

I hate being coerced into taking an action I don't want. Like the more you push me towards it the more my dislike for the proposed action/idea gets

Like this marriage thingy for example, I was out with my homeboys and all except me was married.

Normally, them begin tease me say wetin I dey wait for? You know na, the normal way guys tease.

But the thing is the more they said that to me the more I hated the entire idea. I was literally pushed to go talk to the chief bridesmaid at the event and ask for her contact.

Her dad is rich and all but where does that put me?

because I don't understand why people think they're in a better position to make a long-term decision for me.

How person wan take marry when him no get up to half a million for account? Or even a quarter of a milly for account.

They say it all the time like I don't have enough Gray matter in my head to do my own thinking and it's annoying.

But I just laff and smile because they're family or friends.


Like, you have zero context of what my finances or life is like atm yet you feel obliged to urge me to tie the knots with a girl who's obviously well to do.

Just like momcy when she recommended a nurse abroad for me... In my head I'm like, "so I'm expected to get her interested in me, get her to luv up, propose, and then what??"

Let her foot the whole gaddammed bills?

Just like the nursing school interview I went for, the nurse who interviewed me asked me the same question.

She asked if I was single or married.
I answered, "single"
"When are you getting married" she asked next.

"When are you getting dead?"

"And will your funeral be immediately after your demise or would u prefer to be kept in a morgue for a few months before then?" I replied her (in my head) before blurting out, "soon & very soon"


The audacity strangers have to ask such a long-term personal question while expecting a gentle reply is baffling!


At a time, e done dey do me like say I no wan marry again. Make everybody mind settle.

Once you ask me say, "when I go marry?"
Or the closest one, "why you never marry"

I go just reply you with something rude or nasty make u rest (Na just say home training no go gree me tell people to their face say make dem go copulate themselves) mtchewww!

flokii:
Over 85% of the female population living abroad must be under one form of depression or the other if that's the case.. women love compliments a lot and studies have shown beyond doubts that all the female paparazzi, makeups, 300k - 1 million Brazilian hair and whatnot are to attract guys.

the lady's comment isnt for all women...i think is specifically for black women.

MondayOmoAdugbo:
OMG
They really exist, we are not alone 👀

exist where...read the thread. No aliens

EzehFx:
Maybe I made a mistake about telling him I can manage his funds but atleast he should preserve some funds and learn forex trading because that what pays.

I trade mostly deriv synthetics(if you know what it is anyway) Boom and crash. So it not really adviceable to trade it with small funds

step index boom and crash is a side gig. Unless you have a fat acct on deriv $10k up. Else no one should be adviced to invest on forex especially a newbee

EzehFx:
Have you heard of forex trading?

I could be able to trade your funds and we will slit the profits 50/50.

I've the knowledge but capital is my weakpiont. Anyway kudos!

run...if you are good in trading..you should have grown a $10 acct to $1000 atleast.

There is a certain big estate in port harcourt..lebanese are the only resident living in that estate. While nigerians work as maids, drivers and security at the estate.

ABBABEST01:
Iran carried out a Decapitation operation against Israeli funded Jaish Al-Adl terrorist group
12 senior members including its leader Salahuddin Farooqui has been neutralized
The second and third in command are also among the dead.


It looks like Iran is not just in conflict with Israel but is also targeting Israeli-funded groups within its own borders. By eliminating key leaders of the Jaish Al-Adl group, Iran seems determined to dismantle threats linked to Israel from within.

not saudi arabia again...Now israel is their sponsor .

MrEverest:
You are the one with very low IQ. When over 90% of your people live in derelict houses without toilets, it shows the extent of poverty and backwardness. Instead of allowing rogue politicians to be brainwashing you about mere numbers, ask them what they’re doing with it.

The measure of development globally is quality of life, not FAAC nor IGR. Start by living in decent houses like Igbos first instead of Stone Age lifestyles.

lol quality life in the east . You think is about those wealthy guys building abandoned mansions in their various towns. Lots of villages in the east still have people living in mud houses.

The only time we see president tinubu is at FEC meetings and the entrance of the presidential jet

MrEverest:
Look at the so-called model states with largest FAAC and IGR.

but using this single village as a yard stick for quality of life in the west...shows that your I.Q might be low too. You mean there is no village in south east,south south and North where the people dont defecate in the bush or river.

Eteka1:
so what has he done with the said money?

goto rivers state and find out

Na the man fall him hand...he is currently been cared for by the government.

oz4real83:
adult males commit the crime and run away leaving their children and women to bear the consequences of their indiscretion, is that not cowardly?

i am totally against israel's killing of children/women in gaza. But the children in gaza have been taught to hate the jews so much before oct 7...In several videos you could see teenagers pelting stones and harmful towards IDF. So the idf see every single palestine as a threat.

shoodboi2:
The Houthis shot down a military drone. They didn't shoot down a civilian airplane or drone. It was a military drone.

If Israel or the US decides to move mad, they should target military items and not schools and hospitals as Israel is doing in Palestine Gaza.

you know houthi's committed the worst genocide in recent times.

Now now wey dem elect you...you don enter u.s. as dem grant you visa you think say na diplomatic visa.

Engonga vibes

Best design from infinix so far.

Most of us have no idea what these people are passing through. I watched couple of vidoes on utube about displaced people in the north due to the activities of bandits/boko haram. They are in a terrible situation, living with constant fear and confusion.
The govt needs to do something about it.