₦airaland Forum

binsanni:
thunder fire u

xpressionx:
I have a friend who is a ship captain that was been disturbing me to come and join him in his ship,This one of the reasons I bluntly refused.
May there souls RIP.

saphiere:
And a look among the winners and found no male among them. Then ask I the angels, saying; "Where art thy males who think they are all in all?"
An angel said to me, "Woman! Consider thy self lucky. For thou art woman. For behold, the FUTURE is FEMALE

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright. ......
Am going reside in Sokoto....so that when my low budget ass voltron and venza get faulty....ama take it to this mechanic
Damnnn ...that sweet moment....after this baby girls are done fixing your car...then you tell them to hop in....so we can test the ride together. We begin to do fast and furious on da elm street of Sokoto

You know that ain't gonna happen...
Even if it happens...ama real niggarrr....am gonna withstand it

FalseProphet1:
I see more female mechanical workshop opening across the country, I see these slay queens unable to fix little issues with cars, I see them spoiling customers cars, I see cars breaking down anyhow on the roads, I see the whole major roads and expressways in Nigeria littered with broken down cars, I see movement across states impossible, I see people resorting to tereeking. This I have seen.

Isrealg:
Staged


If you know you know

NwaAmaikpe:





This type of well-trained guys are rare.
The type that have been brainwashed to accept the faulty cliché that a real man must never put a lady in her place even when the situation calls for it.

This is the omega-male type that will rather watch a lady stab him than lay a finger on her in self defence.

He should please apologize to her for hiding the knives from her in the heat of her rage.
He should also ask her to forgive him for not giving her his other ear to 'panel-beat'.

He should then take a loan and buy another TV set and IPhone to present to her for destruction as a proof of his repentance.

Every man needs a woman who loves and worships him. One who will never want to share or let them go.
So if an ordinary girlfriend loved him this much to go ballistic just because she found out he was cheating then he needs her in his life as his wife.

She is his wife material and he is our posterboy of a SIMPle mistake of a male.

zedegit:
Are you married now?

superCleanworks:
get a life
your family is still chained to poverty as full time slaves yet EVERYDAY AND NIGHT you are here saying you want to make people rich with sure bet.

na you dey play the ball?

please pity your family and make yourself useful.

Karlovic:
This thief will always find enticing tales to tell his sheep that will make them part away with their hard earned money so as to fund his flamboyant lifestyle.

sapphiere:
I am using iPhone and a PC. On monthly basis I spent nothing less that 60g on internet data.

sapphiere:
Hmm men! Common 5k.
I don't blame him. He had just 200naira left in his acct. Jobless he-goat. His mates are out there hustling to better their lives and family while he's there using the stipend his parents gave him to mess around.

omokab:
I just realise that wine the wicked master lack common sense. What is your own assessment of BAT that he should not contest for president in 2023? You nail yourself when you said all PDP were performing but you as oil producing state governor could not do what fintiri has achieve despite all IGR,and constant federal allocation together with 13% derivative. PMB has given you huge amount of 75B if I do not do mistake of project Amechi did when he was the governor of your state and you could not achieve anything. If God so wish BAT Will become the president of this nation because he's more capable and better than you

post=98663486:
All these pikins of Nowadays sef.
When some of us @ [color=#006600][/color] were growing up #80,000 Naira will buy 2 cars for a husband and a wife, build a small bungalow, build a small community hospital in the area, start a Capital for small scale businesses for like 30 people and probably open a bakery!

And na that money one small teenager vamoosee one time so.

Haaan haaaan

SilverNorGold:
Nice...

Garba Shehu is 100% right here... Exactly what I have been preaching on this Forum... Change begins with the people... 99.9% of Nigerians are corrupt..

Then we vote some of us to become senators, governors, presidents, etc. Others become lawyers, judges, etc. Before you know it, we have corrupt elements in government.

That's the problem... Ask any Nigerian to mention 10 incorruptible Nigerians... Once they mention President Muhammadu Buhari, you'll notice they begin to stammer, and then they'll tell you they can't recall any more names.

Too bad.. Even foreigners know this... The Archbishop of Canterbury is an example... He identified only Buhari as the only incorruptible man in Africa! While I am happy for Buhari, I weep for my fellow Nigerians. We really need to change. It's no longer funny. Our image is battered!

But e go better.

saphiere:
For me, once I settled down, I'd discard all these platforms especially Facebook. They are all intruders.
I'd only stick with LinkedIn and YouTube. Facebook has been bastardized.
I'm very worried about what Facebook would dig from my old Facebook account and post to the world once I become the President of Nigeria. I don't trust them.

I can't tell the date and time due to uncertainty. And I'd have said by that time my posters would flood NL but I can't tell if I'd be on NL by then.

NL is part of the platforms I'd discard once I get married. NL has been compromised. The other time someone uploaded a pornography picture in the first page of a thread and that thread was on front page. I called the mods' attention but nothing was done about it.

Let me give you a hint.
Look out for a thick, dark skin Enugu thoroughbred lady. Average height with nose ring. Sarah Theophilus by name.

dynicks:
Where are them team " ZOMBIFIED CREATURES and OUR DARLING DADDY's" them......make una come ooh!....your GCFR has done it again....

post=98486199:
He was a good man.
He lived a good man.

"May Almighty Allah dwell him in Jannatul Firdaus.”

To use one of us @[/b] (Hajia Fathia) arabic language we will say.....

[b]Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un (Arabic: إِنَّا لِلَّٰهِ وَإِنَّا إِلَيْهِ رَاجِعُونَ‎,
ʾinnā li-llāhi wa-ʾinna ʾilayhi rājiʿūna)

'Indeed, to Allah we belong and to Allah we shall return')


Thanks sir.
We only make sense to sensible, honest and good people,
but to some pessimistic souls and enemies of the country, who are always bitter in misery,
we never make sense!
Meanwhile, Let us all continue to Keep safe.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Too bad.....


Humans hate what they don't understand
A life without ruggedity is not worth living
In life there is need for reinforcement and backup

And what makes you think the other nin applicant didn't call for a backup as well
One thing about rivers and Edo.....is that 80 percent of niggarz are confirmed and bammed rugged

HeadofWhite:
Pls follow ur mind .....tru b told u have ur own ego but then it can b control don't want 2 make u feel nice u ar a gud lady&wifey material.but has 4 him he can't control his ego Emotions.pls chat mi directly on this Fb a/c .sammy Dansu,so has2 hear fulldetails&way forward wishing u gud luck and best wishes. BRAVO 4 UR BRAVE COURAGE 4 SPEAKING OUT.

Kingzeez10:
Come out with proof or you STFU

HeWrites:
The minister of state for labour and productivity, Festus Keyamo, recently announced on social media that he was hosted by Nollywood actress Regina Daniels and her billionaire husband, Ned Nwoko at their Abuja residence, Igbere TV reports.

In a post which he shared via his official Twitter handle, he revealed one of the things he achieved at their residence, which was a discussion about politics and the economy. Isn't that a Christmas tree inside Ned's house? Thought d guy is Muslim? Last last na who carry religion for head go die put.



https://twitter.com/fkeyamo/status/1348734154691792897?s=20[/quote]isn't that a Christmas tree inside Ned's house? Last last na who carry religion for head go die inside.