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MrsChima:
Blowing into the toto isn't good asking if we like anal sex isn't good. biting on the nipples isn't good. asking us to swallow isn't good. rubbing our the toro like you dey catching fire!

Some ladies offer to do the swallow you know.

losprince:
my point exactly, hollywood aint real. Some Nigerians think that what they see in Hollywood are applicable in reality. Simple.

I don't agree, most people know it's fiction, at least 19 above should be able to tell. Everyone outgrows taking movies as real. For the younger audience maybe but adults, although some adults sound unbelievable when they talk. I mean who would believe the mutant movies. the thing is we know it's fiction, but sometimes they go overboard in depicting fiction because no matter how fictional they paint a movie we still want some sense of reality in them. Take X men for an example even or other mutant movies, we know it's fiction and they try to reasonable explain how some feats are possible through science, Same thing with Fantastic four, for the sake of the movie we have to agree to the make believe. Now look at how stupid they made Lucy the girl with CPH4 in her system, that movie lead me on and failed woefully even if it's fiction.

yinxfun:
The fact they seem boring to you doesn't make them so.You cant compare Nollywood to Hollywood in anyway..even Bollywood get enough sense pass this our yeye Nollywood..
All the points you listed are totally false and somehow amateuristic..Remember its not a real life stuff,thats why its called entertainment.

So it's entertaining to you to watch, what you can most time predict how a movie ends because it's always same stupid plot they follow. Even their big budget movies the likes of Transformers,Iron man, Spiderman, hunger games, this movies were boring as hell and predictable, I guess you're the regular audience, which anything will thrill. As for me very few of the movies they produce have that hold on me to want to continue, I mean every movie is meant to keep you hung on it because you anticipate what will happen next and not predict what will happen, this is happens especially in the action flicks which have a lot of audience. That's why I brought up the silly explosions, because they know when you see a lot of'em you get to think wow this movie is mad.
I thought Transformer 3 was bad until I saw Age of extinction, same thing for F5 until I saw F6.

I don't even watch Nollywood cuz it's worse, Even the hyped ones I mean look at how plotless the overhyped Half of a yellow sun was made I regret wasting minutes to watch that. When I watched Ije(A journey something) I felt like shooting the director or whoever wrote that story, same thing for Mr and Mrs, but some people still feel they make sense. I think Bollywood still tries a lot in giving meaningful plot but of recent they are going western also, and sometimes they just end up remaking a hollywood hit and add little twists.

All I am saying is their movies just don't seem impressing anymore, I mean as a kid when two I see two people fight, cars blowing up, people dieing for no reason, that's enough entertainment for me, overtime you'd want all this to have meaning, look real (as in properly acted because some actors just put you off through the way they act it's either they are over acting or not making it real enough) and see reasons why it happened.

I don't know if you've watched the sequel to 300, that movie was so annoying I rated 1 out of ten and that's because there's no zero.

Stop starting foolish convos, especially ladies, like asking do you love me? in between several stokes of the D. I mean the reason we are both nake.d is to shag not discuss politics, after comin all irrelevant convos can start.

What point are they tryna pass, well tomboys would like the idea. No matter how this helps to pee like a man, the vajayjay still can't defy gravity.

But i dey chop naa.

All these happen because you still go to church.

losprince:
there are people who cant give a hollywood movie below 5 stars rating. Because of the craps nollywood serves us, anything hollywood does is now DA BOMB!

I have two account on different movie sites, IMDb and Metacritic, when you get to read some reviews, you'll see some people also understand the whole hype about their movies, some annoy you so much because their just plotless. recently most of my ratings has been between 1-4 on a scale of 10.
The annoying thing is when I try talk with other people I get the awkward reply that "the movie is so interesting" and I'm left wondering what did I miss, their movies are getting too predictable, and sometimes they try attempt some plot twist that even worsen the whole story.

slam7000:
I thought same. People might not be too happy seeing him with saggy shorts and the toddler wearing nothing under..

Here are pictures of him with supposedly his girl.. .

Hmm these pics kinda don't look like the same person there.

Still don't like him, he ain't likeable.

The girl in the 2nd pic with the beret stylishly/unknowingly says fucck this, I'm going to sell pepper! her middle finger to the book na die.

Hollywood is truly getting boring, most of the movies I watch this days are cliched

One of the most cliched plot in their movies is when a bad guy in a movie has been potrayed to be someone who can't hurt a fly and in the end they disclose to us the bad mofo he his.

And that of senseless explosions, while I went to watch Transformers 4, I was so bored all through the movie, the guy sittin next to me felt like punching me when I said boring ish. I can't blame him though he's still a kid who needs to see a lot of explosions for the movie to be interesting, annoying thing again was that everyone was watching the boring two hour movie and laughing at jokes that can't even crack a nut ad when I laughed nobody laughed. A lot of us here just take in whatever garbage they sholve to us. If only Holly would stop being predictable.

The guy's posture and his sagging is why people suspect ish, especially the one in the middle. Plus the kid is not too happy about being carried.

I'd like to think it's his kid sis, that is what it is likely is, abi which perv would do whatever people think and then head to fb to post such achievement.

Now this guy understands the meaning of ama Bleep you up. Mehn they really effed up that nose

Took OP.

It's prolly all those motion ish cameras, but it's was just a click at the right time.

Laawd! that lady with the yellow jeggins or what ever, i'd like my dick stuck in between those puffs, kilode!

Cape Verde our eyes are on you. Idi ni girl yen ni ejoor ha!

chowlade:
for me
personalty
personalty
personalty
Money.
Appearance and confidence are 4 d weak/cheap girls

Wwhy do you say that appearance and confidence are for the weak/cheap girls ?

The other guy had to hide his face to avoid labelling.

Dead throne for a dead rapper.

VLP

I think what OP means is that before dating they tend to call you uncle, boda, and after dating and definitely shagging, they throw boda away or uncle and slam your name direct. This also goes to other forms of disrespect, thinking they shouldn't show much respect anymore since you've seen and had what makes them special.

As in they tend to treat you like their senior brother before dating, and after tasting the coochie or dating they tend to treat you like their junior bro.

That's a post to smoke pot.

I need brokeness to forget me like this

Gentle quaffing by the niggaz squeezing it too, you shouldn't squeeze like you wannna make boob juice from'em.

Pavore9:
Let us vote foe her.

That's what the topic read.

Still don mean he can side slash the side trekker.

lampardizik:
Because you have the power to "choose"...remember that always...there's always a choice

The statement that he has everything all planned out negates that I have the power to choose.

I won't lie I laughed.

I thought they said he has everything all planned out, why then expect prayers to change'em. Since he knows the begining and the end. What's the use of prayers.

You mean he weighed that thing on a kitchen scale, Yuck! imagine weighing a chicken on that.

Just like peeps have been saying it's a cult group in disguise.

I just don't get how people keep saying their gyration will move you, it's the opposite it's did to me, right from the way they gyrate, I look them and try very hard to seem interested but not once was I moved to join their movement. The lingua is one thing I can say is appealing though.Well sha for peeps who didn't go out much, it's enough.