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They want our Dicks chopped off like diced carrots while they seduce us and watch how will get erekted till will bleed to death.

Depends on who was more effed up during childhood.

Like the statue Has an erektion

The movies are total garbage, even the high budget ones that make Omotola,Genevieve and the likes think they are demigods. You watch the movies and you wonder why/how did they put the script together.

Plus the niece!!!. They will die

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Well I can tell she has suck enough dicks like Kim k

You can now spell miss with this picture.

True this

This is my ish.

I was chilling outside the house I just moved in, in school looking at the beautiful street. I saw this chick that owned a shop and sell stuff. From where I sat I sha made sure our eye jam and we were both giving the eye looks, that happened for some days, after enough eye signals I went to the shop to buy something, as I reached the place I looked for want was buyable and within pocket range. I said "give meee, hmm - spirit" meanwhile she was looking at me with a smirk laughing at my decoy spirit plan, we just talked briefly,that was just my intro. I sha went back inside my house with spirit wey I no need.  Day after, I looked at her and she was looking at me like I pissed of her pet, and I'm like wtf I thought we've been connecting through looks and the other day. A day after and it was the same, naso me sef carry my youceasetooexistinmylife attitude, Abi you dey mad Shey because I follow you talk. I ignored the shop every time I passed as if invisible girl of F4 touched the shop. After realising that she might have disconnected this guy, I was walking home onetime and she called out, I went back then she said she wanted to ask me a question, she went back to the spirit day and asked if I really needed the spirit I bought, I grinned a bit and said yeah that my friend got injured and needed to clean the wound. From then one we spoke, got to know her name where she's from and other P's. It got interesting as we got talking and knew each other better. Then the real talks started, she said she was engaged, showed me one expired engagement ring like that and gave me the we could only be friends line. I was like I've got enough friends bleep that. Day after, I looked at her and she was looking at me like I pissed of her pet, and I'm like wtf I thought we've been connecting through looks and the other day. A day after and it was the same, naso me sef carry my youceasetooexistinmylife attitude, Abi you dey mad Shey because I follow you talk. I ignored the shop every time I passed as if invisible girl of F4 touched the shop. After realising that she might have disconnected this guy, I was walking home onetime and she called out, I went back then she said she wanted to ask me a question, she went back to the spirit day and asked if I really needed the spirit I bought, I grinned a bit and said yeah that my friend got injured and needed to clean the wound. From then one we spoke, got to know her name where she's from and other P's. It got interesting as we got talking and knew each other better. Then the real talks started, she said she was engaged, showed me one expired engagement ring like that and gave me the we could only be friends line. I was like I've got enough friends bleep that. 

Long yap shot, it's true she has a fiance, she was really bent on just remaining friends, As it went one she knew my room I knew her place and it went like that for some days there were goodnight hugs hold of hands and shi. Along the line she agreed while I was already kinda indifferent. But her boobs were enough to pull the love feeling back from the dungeons, chaiii you can take lunch break on one of those boobs. She even made one scary statement about how her future wedding maynot happen. And I'm like Shi mehn didn't know you would take it this serious in my mind.

In the same week she agreed, in my room she made one confession that made my head swell, in one of the good night hugs we had she told me she was wet before she got home, immediately info to find the center of gravity came, Shi started happening and getting serious but sadly a cockblocker knocked and killed the whole ish.
Sha sha sha y'all know how hard to get stories end when it's in favour. She ended up calling me 'the spirit boy'. we still chat on fb.

Ooh I forgot she said she was a virgin, in part of claiming harder to get and nook. Although it wasn't all that hard to get but for her mind I went through Diet hard 4.0 to get her. It was a beautiful experience though. You could reminisce on those boobs and smile about being fired.

Op your signature says FWB now I understand your reaction. You just want him to tap that and leave. I wish I was the guy.

They don't hate. They don't acknowledge the existence of any god.

And the Christian folks are the ones who irk them most times of how they will burn in hell for their unbelief which inturn leads to statements that seem blasphemous on the part of the Jesus folks.

question should be; Who said he was in the bible ? No one ever said or I've never heard Santa is a bible character,most Christians just celebrate Christmas with Santa.

Yansh no get teeth but e dey cut shi.t

Bleep Khankos. Ya both look good, tell her a sub is available.

Catharsis can be staged

RID Rest In Dick

She's obviously a Nldr, someone must have said to her "Go sleep for BRT lane or go and die".

And I tap the babe and say wakeup be glad it's a dream. Don't be that stupid

prettythicksme:
What da fuuuuck is this op saying,smh.

She's just tryna irk the short dudes and laugh at their reaction, e pain me say some guys reply.

Irrelevant kinda

Castroii:
Ronaldo has won the world best playing for two diff major leagues while messi wants to die in la liga......ronaldo was a a king in the EPL, came to la liga and he is stil their king, I wil take messi serious when he goes to another league and becomes a king.

Fuckin irrelevant, why hasn't Rooney left English league, Why hasn't Casillas left Laliga ? and they both call these players best in what they do. Yes it's a different league but they play football not rugby.

So for the surrogate did they take both their sperm to form a baby . it sire has to be one sperm donor, so technically the baby still has a mother.

Joshpet1:
wow ..Lolz .. confusion rice ? How do u cook confusion rice so I won't get confused

It's still the same concoction rice just that atimes the ingredients could come from 8 different irregular ingredient which leads to confusion.

This research is wrong Ghana, Sudan, Rwanda, Kenya shouldnt be on the list.

You forgot confusion rice. and at times like that the only meal you get to eat is Brunchdin. That way all the food in the day is ate at once.

All this type and types of people and ish coming up is getting boring, I'd prefer they be in the closed area, and leave our daily discussions to talk about them rather than reading it.

I would have said, it's cuz you just joined but I can see you've been since 2009.

Yeah its addictive, when they're interesting topics to talk on but sometimes it just gets boring all through.

What makes it interesting is the comments of some dissers.

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