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Bongolala Kazikazi- you can make your point - without littering this thread macabre images.

We know you're petty, jealousy, lazy and a fool like most BongoLalas

You're eyeing. We did the eying in 1980s. Our banks expanded in 1990s.

Kazikazi:
Tanzanian state owned bank now expanding to Zambia Malawi and comoro

If it was a kenyan bank doing this,the whole world was going to hear the noises from kibera

I hear the idiots of you police have fake image of overspeeding that they share in whatsapp - and stop you all over - asking for gifts. Poor country of dimwits and lazybones.

https://twitter.com/bnamawa/status/1653749894434246657

The same image on WhatsApp was used in all other stops, and they repeated the same script. By the seventh stop, we were feeling frustrated beyond explanation with very many questions as to why we got such harassment and extortion just because we had Kenyan number plates...

Alwatan Urandu
@bnamawa
You'll be stopped at every police stop with allegations of over speeding, they used the same photo to extort us money from Tanga to Dar. They had a WhatsApp group where they shared the image of our cars and only edited the speed. Not once we go above 50 kph in the marked zones.

This has been going on for the last 15 years. They will stop u search for miraa, chewing tobacco (depending on the colour of your passengers) & always tell you that ur speeding. They are so confident in places they sit by a desk under a tree & "fine" you.


This ain't corruption, this is extortion. Kenyan cops are corrupt, but they won't fabricate false charges on you and coordinate the entire route for you to be extorted by other cops ahead.

Bongolalas consumed by petty jealousy because kenyans are richer and speak better English

I’m so sorry you experienced this I have lived in Tanzania for 2 years now and that hostility towards Kenyans is always present it never really goes away


Boniface
@MkenyaB
Next time, install a Car dashcam. They did that to me twice...First stop i gave Tsh.15,000 and In the next stop, i was asked for Tsh. 20,000. I threatened to sue them by playing my speed at the laptop...they Chickened... Funny thing is that Dashcam is witchcraft to them.

And their beggars are emotionally blackmailing kenyans in all our towns - Naomba!

This extortionist tendency is typical of the hundreds of disabled people from TZ dumped in Kenya especially Nairobi, to beg by well oiled syndicates. They make up a large percentage of the beggars in Nairobi.

Bongolalas consumed by hate and envy

When I used to work there every single week immigration would visit. Permit or not. They would take u away for questioning and waste a whole day.

Then at night 2am they would visit u again (especially if you weren't in a top end hotel) to inspect your papers.

Nice conclusion

Hata kama ni sibling jealousy,Tanzanians are a very funny lot; insecure,angry,vindictive & almost hateful where Kenyans are concerned.Tragic

I totally understand your frustrations, sir.
I have been to Tz six times, and 3 times I have been arrested because I'm Kenyan.
Tanzanians hate Kenyans with a passion, yet they are so many of them working in Gikomba with no work permit whatsoever.

Insane hatred just because kenya is a little progressive and speak English - Bongolalas hates English

You'll still be harrased even when you're a passenger in a TZ vehicle. I remember in 2016 a friend asked me to remain silent in the car after we were stopped by police. He didn't want the police to know there was a Kenyan in the car.


Tanzanians have always been jealous of Kenyans. And I am not talking about only their leaders naah even the common mwananchi are very hostile. Is it our fault we are light years ahead?

You better speak in English completely - Tanzania would rather die than string a setence in English - they just cant - idiots didnt go to proper schools

I swore never to drive in Tanzania again I'd rather fly or hire a car with Tanzanian number plates those Tanzanian traffic police are worse especially when they see Kenyan number plates anyway we were told another trick communicate in English whenever they stop you

Kazikazi:
Those are words coming from a failure,a guy who can't compete.

Your story of kenyan plate number is a fallacy.

What I see is,most Kenyans are poor on driving skills or are just careless when driving.And most of these folks are used to live a lawless lives. When they come to TZ,they expect to be treated like royals, but when the law enforcement pound on them,they cry foul.

Do u think we should just look at you while you break laws? Who are you anyway?

You have no middle-class worth talking about if you cannot afford 10K dollar house.

Just40:
lunatic

You still want to compare yourself to Ghana middle class even in the face of facts?

Ghana middle class will rather build and this is why Ghana real estate market is larger than Kenya's and the occupancy ratio is higher than Kenya's.

Next joke pls

Did you even ratify AFCTA? Or still as always slowly trying to understand?

Kazikazi:
I think chocolates could work out well,but I still doubt if Kenyans will buy chocolates instead of a pack of maize meal.

Then I love to see some products made in Ghana. I wish someone can post some finished products u mentioned.Here in TZ, if u get any imported stuff,it is either coming from China or India and some from SA,kenya also some few and Egypt. I have never seen anything from west africa

Your petty jealousy and hostility has made it impossible for kenya companies to thrive. We leave it to South Africans to colonize you - and focus on DRC & Ethiopia.

Even Kenyans just driving across Tanzania with kenya plates seem like hellish experience.

You're just petty jealousy witchcraft loving idiots.

Kazikazi:
You focus on DRC now after you have failed to grow in Tanzania. I understand you.

Next time,learn and do a proper research about TZ,don't come with a broken English and u expect us to take you serious.

My advise is just close the shop.TZ is a tough dude

Kenya banks are focusing on DRC (jackpot) and soon Ethiopia. Tanzania is poor country. Your top 1 bank will struggle to enter top 10 Kenyan banks.

Kazikazi:
Son you are in big pain.
Let me tell you, more and more pain we will inflict you.

Anyway,TZ also trades with Egypt and probably more than you do.

What I noticed is,you are now going down at a faster pace that I imagined. You are now in pain. Nothing you can do but just to accept the bitter truth...TZ is your big brother, show respect.

Nonsense.

Shaytun:
The state is also building a worship center

Where is the pesky mad-man to show us Ghana middle class.

gallivant:
How do you expect banks to make money in Tanzania and Burundi? There is no money!

https://housingfinanceafrica.org/app/uploads/PERCENT-URGAN-0-US8040.jpg

As long as we have free trade both ways - we are champion of intra- africa trade. We do almost 50% intra-africa trade - highest in Africa. We trade with Egypt and many countries in COMESA. In EAC with even stupid Tanzania. So AFCTA is very welcomed. It a shame Ghana is moving slowly in getting the secretariat up and running.

Below is map of COMESA - Tanzania and other South Africa colonies have quit.

vaxx:
Nah we brings juice produced from our finest fruits and alcoholic beverages from our finest palm source. Be expecting finished goods from us . Switzerland , UAE and world bank owns our gold and cocoa.

Bring them. We shall buy them as long as they are well prized.

Just40:
Textile, Aluminum, chocolate, medicines and injections, petrol, diesel, gas bewerage, fruit juices, furnitures, chemicals and etc

I doubt such stats. Uganda is banana kindgom.

Kazikazi:
Tztztz Tztztztz

Ruto administration is going for Uhuru tax cheats. NCBA is owned by kenyatta family and granted himself huge tax relief. They are not investors- but crooks who had captured state institution and regulators.

Kazikazi:
Investors are now fleeing......


https://businesstimes.co.ke/investors-seeking-way-out-of-kenya-after-selective-tax-wars-by-kra-on-businesses/

Yes bring your goods - gold & cocoa - as we bring ours.

vaxx:
Kenya except to be seeing Ghana goods in your shelves soon.

This is just yesterday but one.

You know nothing regarding these stuff - concentrate on sharing Buhari pictures.

The authorities have responded promptly to the challenges. On the fiscal side, government spending execution has been prudent this fiscal year, consistent with available resources. Moreover, the draft FY2023/24 budget submitted to Parliament proposes to further reduce the deficit from 5.7 to 4.1 percent of GDP, with significant new revenue measures consistent with the objective of reducing the ratio of debt to GDP. Monetary policy has also been tightened, with the central bank policy rate having been increased by 250 basis points over the past year


https://www.imf.org/en/News/Articles/2023/05/23/pr23171-kenya-imf-reaches-sla-5th-rev-eff-arr-rsf#:~:text=%E2%80%9CThe%20IMF%20team%20and%20the,(SDR407.1%20million%2C%20about

68816419:
Links?

Rubbish.
Ruto is prudently managing kenya finance.
Read latest praise from IMF.
You can barely understand the issues and purporting to parrot nonsense.

68816419:
Your government is too corrupt, my friend. How can you continue borrowing when you are unsure of receiving income? Your revenue is declining year after year, but you continue to borrow. Furthermore, over 45% of your budget is stolen by these dishonest officials, yet you are making claims of being a giant here.
How do you intend to fund all these crazy expensive with no means of generating income?

No gov will ever stop borrowing. Go back to school. The issues is prudent versus imprudent borrowing. Kenya gov weekly borrows 25B KES in TBILLs. That will not stop soon.

68816419:
Another Uhuru loading

We can print KES if we want; it would of course be irresponsible, reckless and criminal. It will increase money supply, lead to price increases, people will suffer, and poverty will spread.

Thankfully we have common sense not to be a ZOO like Nigeria.

We will only print 5% of the last total revenues annually - this acceptable prudent inflation.

GeneralDae:
The 45 Billion dollars Buhari printed in 8 years was naira not FX. Don't imitate Buhari to print so much shillings in Kenya, you won't survive it.
It's good you are receiving foreign exchange from IMF, that would help Kenya more. Just a free advice.

Don't try this at Home .

When Buhari has printed 50B dollars and generated inflation that has multiplied poverty in the Zoo.
Nigeria is last country to advice anyone
Even Somalia will reject your advice.

Try keep a light bulb on for 10hrs first.

68816419:
Why not ask loans from Dangote, BUA or even the Helios guys wht IMF ?

Nigeria fools are excited about oil and gas in 21s century while kenya is positioning itself to become renewable hub of Africa.

10 years from now - Nigeria will be crying tears - Kenya will be reaping.

You sound like the Ghanian mad man. Safaricom is british owned company - Fix your generator FOOl.

Obaaderemi2:
You are clawing at straws. MTN and Airtel are not the biggest companies on our stock exchange. The biggest is Dangote and it's a Nigerian company. Safaricom is a British owned company.

Not everyone is smart in kenya. Smarter on average compared to Nigeria. Only an idiot can ask such question.

68816419:
If Kenyans are the smartest people in Africa, as you claim, why would they fall for these simple con games?

Why dont you provide the data? Of you most important industry - without which you\d be dead - 80 percent of gov revenues - 95 percent of export earning. A primitive oil based ZOOOOOO.

68816419:
how many oil firms do you know in Nigeria, list them and i will provide u with the ownership structurea?

This make news in Kenya. In Nigeria this is normal - cults - are daily thing - involving voodoo and human sacrifices - organ harvesting - name it. Nigeria is a Zoo.

Kenya intelligence slept and the head was fired recently.

68816419:
RVP2018 : We are the most educated, intelligent and hunger free nation in Africa.
Me : pic

Strawman arguments. Top 3 kenya companies - Safaricom, KCB and Equity bank - are owned and run by Kenyans. Kenya economy is as local as it gets. Nearly anything you see in Nairobi is owned by BLACK kenyans.

As for Nigeria - first outside Oil & Gas - It would take a nut case to invest. South Africans have tried with MTN and Shoprite.

But look at them now - Nigeria gov basically depend on foreign firms to pay taxes - as Nigerian companies and people dont pay up.

GeneralDae:
Good. So despite all these foreign investments you have mentioned operating in Nigeria. 7 Out of the best 10 listed companies by assets are still owned by Nigerians with Nigerians having majority shares.

In the oil and gas sector, NNPCL is a big brother there together with shell. NNPCL is currently drilling in the lake chad basin (though not the best of moves at this time). There is also Seplat owned by Nigerians but employed a white man as CEO.

The biggest gas project in Nigeria (AKK gas pipeline) is currently being constructed by a Nigerian firm as well and financed by NNPC.

So you see, investors can come but not dominate.

You're a big joke. You aint even got to 50% ownership of Oil industry 60yrs later.

68816419:
Oga,gor your information 90% of the oil firms in Nigeria are localized

It easy slowpoke to find the local and foreign % of that free float. Kenya gov definitely own 35%. That mean every kenyan has a piece of the pie. Now Nigeria - you have MTN and Airtel - sweeping the floor with you.

And when we move to OIL - you biggest and only resources - it pure tears - SHELL, BP, AGIP, name them.

Generally without those foreign companies - you country grinds to halt - because Dangotes, NNP and other Nigerian crooks never pay taxes.

Obaaderemi2:
Comprehension failed you again. The 25% free float could be Kenyans and Nigerians and other nationalities. Safaricom your biggest company is not even owned by kenyans.

Kenya is more food secure than Nigeria. Those are stubborn facts.

Obaaderemi2:
You are the angry one. Go and save Kenyans starving to death.

The Zoo is basically run by Shell and MTN.
Shell remitted 4.5B in 2021.
MTN probably half that.

Entite Zoo revenues is something like 15B.

Entire Zoo budget is something like 25B.


https://mediatracnet.com/nigeria-paid-second-largest-tax-in-2021-after-norway-says-shell/

Shell said out of a total payout of $20.855billion to the different countries, about $4.481 billion was paid specifically to the Nigerian government in 2021.

English - partially owned (35%) - 35% by Kenya gov - and 25% by Kenyans. We at best own 70% of Safaricom. You are begging MTN and Airtel not repatriate profit - when not trying to tax them.

Obaaderemi2:
Safaricom is owned by the British.

You at best have twice as bigger economy - with 220M people - and lots of Oil. That is why you're angry. Cant fix even basic like electricity. A ZOO.

Obaaderemi2:
Of course comparing Kenya to Nigeria is crazy. I would rather compare Kenya to Lagos, even at that Lagos has a bigger economy.

Sounds like you're describing a modern thriving economy that is attracting foreign investment - and has managed to thrive - despite having no minerals.

Now let move to the primitive OIL BASED Nigeria economy.

Now when will Shell Nigeria move out of Nigeria.

After Shell and BP - we have MTN and Airtel - dominating your telcom right?

How much does Shell, BP, MTN and Airtel - repatriate abroad from Nigeria - BILLIONS.

68816419:
Keep deluding yourself my guy, you hardly find any startups, Firms owned or founded by black Kenyans. Your industries are mostly owned by the so called ‘Muhindi’, your major retails and hospitality are been controlled by Indians and whites. Even your so called largest businesses, E.i . Tech( Safaricome), Banks( are not fully owned by black Kenyans. So what are u guys proud of?.
Most of the banks listed on NSE are controlled or partly owned by foreigners including Nigerians.
Even your biggest banks, KCB and Equity Banks are not fully owned by Bkack Kenyans
So what are u guys proud of?.
https://www.centralbank.go.ke/shareholding-information/