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i think this is the joke section, oh. no its actually romance section, am in the wrong thread

now i got it, turning nairaland to facebook, lol but u ladies are enjoying all the attention on facebook why complain

^How much is 200k in Euros? .



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yep, u can get a warranty from slot, i have actually returned a nokia phone that are bought in slot lagos to a nokia care center in abuja and got a new one just like that after 3days when they could not fix the problem

when d guy ready abeg

9ja lets call a spade a spade, which part of the holy books( either Quran or Bible) say this thing bad for marreid couple,

i just dey waka past, imagine all this happening, it only happens to students and corper, in hostel

OLUWAFEMI-----God loves me
nickname can be FEMI-------love me/marry me

it seems it is wrong the last time i check, but come to think abt it oh, whats are the odds even if u stay 2gether b4 marriage,after marriage it does not make any differences the main thing is that are u guys compatable, if yes.then what nxt

SUCH is life, u dont av to fight over a player, just listening to what ur sis has to say ansd sort it out, as they say u dont choose ur family u can only choose ur friends

INSTALLING HUSBAND!!!
A woman writes to the IT Technical support

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS5.0, MONEY 3.0 and FOOTBALL 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5, 3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed,
desperate wife




Reply
TRY THIS

INSTALLING AN HUSBAND
A woman writes to the IT Technical support

Dear Tech Support


DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.EXE and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1, 0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2, 0 and Flowers 3.5,

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or out of the house 6.1.
Please note that out of the house 6.1.
is a very bad program that will download the MISSTRESS1.EXE

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law.EXE (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program, These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.
Good luck madam

never change ur money on the road, try work into there office, i change at allen or nanco at airport those guys are reliable.once beatten twice shy

so because say u be virgin u know want make we hear word again,
okay congrate, at 25 while the disvirgin ones do marry born pikin finish

na the guy problem or u dey wish say u dey d guy position, na the guy time jo,

dis ladies here no easy at all, 9ja
the lady shld go 4 a check up, the problem maybe with the guy, provided she has nothing to hide

they are actually authorised to sell, u can buy there and take it to either mtn,zain,or etisalate office for config.for bis

1st do u stay in lagos, if yes why do u want to stay in lagos for honey moon, u can go to yankari reserve,obudu cattle ranch, but if u really want lagos try La Campagne Tropicana Resort is a really nice place

Does it happen when u step on the Break, ? or when the engine is in idle,

Your number is telling me its out of courage

hi, where can i get u, ?

plz house who know where i can get a good car painter in Lagos.i need to do some painting off of danfo lagos color from my car,

ZUNE HD 32 gb for sale as cheap as 50k

i got mine, i mean honda civic 2001 model free of charge, so wht elsa are u talking abt

9ja, na everything u ppl want sell, wht u can download free of charge , all u need to do is go to the respective manufacturers site, and download, worst off all just google it, with maintenances intervals

@poster, why dont u look for a certifield mechanic to check it for u

i inspected the car 2day , i must tell u guys this car is the bomb for that price, 1st come 1st serve now

@ayodeji, where is the car located, for inspection

@middleman, when are u coming back to lagos and where are this cars located for inspection?

any body in the house ready to dispose his or her babyboy honda auto,leather seat,AC for N750 less halla me with pics, @femisurulere18@yahoo.com

hi guy, how reliable are u, can u mail more details to my box, femisurulere18@yahoo.com, so we can discuss more on this

hi viper where is the car located, i am offering 680k ,,,

how far tunde, can u post more pics of the interior, i can 850k fly this baby, ?