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Romance / Re: Slept With 83 People by rydeorsail(m): 12:29am On Jun 19, 2010 |
i think this is the joke section, oh. no its actually romance section, am in the wrong thread |
Romance / Re: What's Wrong With Guys Seeking Love On Facebook ? by rydeorsail(m): 12:25am On Jun 19, 2010 |
now i got it, turning nairaland to facebook, lol but u ladies are enjoying all the attention on facebook why complain |
Romance / Re: Well Need Your Advice On Honey Moon by rydeorsail(m): 5:51am On Jun 18, 2010 |
^How much is 200k in Euros? . [color=#990000][/color] |
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Blackberry By Slot Systems Ltd by rydeorsail(m): 5:29am On Jun 16, 2010 |
yep, u can get a warranty from slot, i have actually returned a nokia phone that are bought in slot lagos to a nokia care center in abuja and got a new one just like that after 3days when they could not fix the problem |
Romance / Re: At What Age Should A Guy Be Independent by rydeorsail(m): 5:19am On Jun 16, 2010 |
when d guy ready abeg |
Romance / Re: Cunnilingus And Religion by rydeorsail(m): 5:16am On Jun 16, 2010 |
9ja lets call a spade a spade, which part of the holy books( either Quran or Bible) say this thing bad for marreid couple, |
Romance / Re: Can You Sleep In The Same Room With Your Man And Your Friend For Days?. by rydeorsail(m): 5:14am On Jun 16, 2010 |
i just dey waka past, imagine all this happening, it only happens to students and corper, in hostel |
Family / Re: I'm Having A Baby! Any Yoruba Name Suggestions? by rydeorsail(m): 10:41am On Jun 15, 2010 |
OLUWAFEMI-----God loves me nickname can be FEMI-------love me/marry me |
Family / Re: Living Together B4 Marriage by rydeorsail(m): 10:31am On Jun 15, 2010 |
it seems it is wrong the last time i check, but come to think abt it oh, whats are the odds even if u stay 2gether b4 marriage,after marriage it does not make any differences the main thing is that are u guys compatable, if yes.then what nxt |
Family / Re: A Guy Dating Me And My Sister by rydeorsail(m): 10:27am On Jun 15, 2010 |
SUCH is life, u dont av to fight over a player, just listening to what ur sis has to say ansd sort it out, as they say u dont choose ur family u can only choose ur friends |
Family / Re: Please Tell Me How To Make My Marriage A Happy One by rydeorsail(m): 10:20am On Jun 15, 2010 |
INSTALLING HUSBAND!!! A woman writes to the IT Technical support Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS5.0, MONEY 3.0 and FOOTBALL 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5, 3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, desperate wife Reply TRY THIS INSTALLING AN HUSBAND A woman writes to the IT Technical support Dear Tech Support DEAR Madam, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.EXE and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1, 0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2, 0 and Flowers 3.5, However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or out of the house 6.1. Please note that out of the house 6.1. is a very bad program that will download the MISSTRESS1.EXE Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law.EXE (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program, These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7. Good luck madam |
Business / Re: How Do I Recover Money From Fake Foreign Currency Changers At Allen Avenue by rydeorsail(m): 10:09am On Jun 15, 2010 |
never change ur money on the road, try work into there office, i change at allen or nanco at airport those guys are reliable.once beatten twice shy |
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Fall So Cheap By Sleeping With Their Girlfriends Before Marriage? by rydeorsail(m): 4:29am On Jun 15, 2010 |
so because say u be virgin u know want make we hear word again, okay congrate, at 25 while the disvirgin ones do marry born pikin finish |
Romance / Re: Now Every Woman Wants Him by rydeorsail(m): 4:23am On Jun 15, 2010 |
na the guy problem or u dey wish say u dey d guy position, na the guy time jo, |
Family / Re: She Lied To My Uncle by rydeorsail(m): 4:21am On Jun 15, 2010 |
dis ladies here no easy at all, 9ja the lady shld go 4 a check up, the problem maybe with the guy, provided she has nothing to hide |
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Blackberry By Slot Systems Ltd by rydeorsail(m): 1:46am On Jun 14, 2010 |
they are actually authorised to sell, u can buy there and take it to either mtn,zain,or etisalate office for config.for bis |
Romance / Re: Well Need Your Advice On Honey Moon by rydeorsail(m): 1:31am On Jun 14, 2010 |
1st do u stay in lagos, if yes why do u want to stay in lagos for honey moon, u can go to yankari reserve,obudu cattle ranch, but if u really want lagos try La Campagne Tropicana Resort is a really nice place |
Autos / Re: My Ac Problem! by rydeorsail(m): 5:10pm On Apr 19, 2010 |
Does it happen when u step on the Break, ? or when the engine is in idle, |
Fashion/Clothing Market / Re: See Pictures Of Ladies Shoes From N3k,men's From N3,500 by rydeorsail(m): 9:30am On Apr 12, 2010 |
Your number is telling me its out of courage |
Fashion/Clothing Market / Re: See Pictures Of Ladies Shoes From N3k,men's From N3,500 by rydeorsail(m): 9:16am On Apr 12, 2010 |
hi, where can i get u, ? |
Autos / Need A Good Car Painter In 9ja by rydeorsail(m): 1:04pm On Apr 06, 2010 |
plz house who know where i can get a good car painter in Lagos.i need to do some painting off of danfo lagos color from my car, |
Technology Market / 1 Month Old Zune Hd 32gb For Sale by rydeorsail(m): 6:27am On Jan 27, 2010 |
ZUNE HD 32 gb for sale as cheap as 50k |
Autos / Re: Honda Owner's Manual Available by rydeorsail(m): 12:29pm On Dec 05, 2009 |
i got mine, i mean honda civic 2001 model free of charge, so wht elsa are u talking abt |
Autos / Re: Honda Owner's Manual Available by rydeorsail(m): 2:57am On Nov 29, 2009 |
9ja, na everything u ppl want sell, wht u can download free of charge , all u need to do is go to the respective manufacturers site, and download, worst off all just google it, with maintenances intervals |
Autos / Re: "service Engine Soon" Light On My 04 Nissan Pathfinder by rydeorsail(m): 3:42pm On Nov 08, 2009 |
@poster, why dont u look for a certifield mechanic to check it for u |
Autos / Re: Honda Civic 2001 Auto Cold A/c 830k by rydeorsail(m): 2:53pm On Oct 29, 2009 |
i inspected the car 2day , i must tell u guys this car is the bomb for that price, 1st come 1st serve now |
Autos / Re: I Need A 9ja Used Honda Babyboy For N750 Less by rydeorsail(m): 2:27pm On Oct 27, 2009 |
@ayodeji, where is the car located, for inspection @middleman, when are u coming back to lagos and where are this cars located for inspection? |
Autos / I Need A 9ja Used Honda Babyboy For N750 Less by rydeorsail(m): 6:09pm On Oct 26, 2009 |
any body in the house ready to dispose his or her babyboy honda auto,leather seat,AC for N750 less halla me with pics, @femisurulere18@yahoo.com |
Autos / Re: 2002 Nissan Pathfinder Se / 3.5l V6 / Only 91k Miles / From USA (SOLD!!!!) by rydeorsail(m): 5:58pm On Oct 26, 2009 |
hi guy, how reliable are u, can u mail more details to my box, femisurulere18@yahoo.com, so we can discuss more on this |
Autos / Re: 2003/2004 Bora For Sale by rydeorsail(m): 6:14pm On Oct 23, 2009 |
hi viper where is the car located, i am offering 680k ,,, |
Autos / Re: Grab This Babyboy 2000 Model For Quick Sale by rydeorsail(m): 9:30am On Oct 23, 2009 |
how far tunde, can u post more pics of the interior, i can 850k fly this baby, ? |
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