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gagaqueen:
dont worry am out to be a competition to her over announced beauty. She should better be ready

u look good, and also decently dressed, but try not to wear that tear tear jean again ok, be a good girl.

Marina Hyde
@MarinaHyde
Friday 25 March 2016 07.00 GMT
Seismic developments in Bieberlore, now, as Auto-Tuned redeemer Justin announces the end of meet-and-greets with his fans. No longer will the Love Yourself hitmaker allow members of his public to fork out up to $2,000 (£1,400)
for the chance to fleetingly encounter him in heavily
controlled circumstances – and the reason is simple. As Justin puts it: “I end up feeling so drained and filled with so much of other people’s spiritual energy that I end up so drained and unhappy.”
Time was he simply couldn’t have said this out loud, but thank God we now live in an era where, instead of hiding behind mumbo-jumbo such as “my schedule” or “general revulsion”, we know far more about spiritual energy and can simply declare it: Justin Bieber is besieged nightly by an army of record-buying succubi. Although their interactions
are not always actively sexual, as in succubus tradition, it is abundantly clear that they have the same effect. They exhaust Justin; they drain him of his mysterious life force; they actively harm his health in a way that so-called science probably wouldn’t acknowledge, but an $800-an-hour tour
physician definitely would.
Taking to Instagram to explain his decision, Justin opted to post a picture of himself meeting and greeting a bespectacled
fan. I would estimate her age at about nine,although she has clearly stalked the earth for centuries, and may well have surfaced in several Jacobean tragedies as well as having previously gone by names such as Necrosta or Mbilith. This
sort of thing, Justin explains delicately, leaves him “mentally and emotionally exhausted to the point of depression”. Well, I hope she’s satisfied now. As Justin continues: “I want to make people smile and happy, but not at my expense.”
See link www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/lostinshowbiz/2016/mar/25/justin-bieber-says-no-more-meet-and-greets-with-fans-sorry Justin Bieber under aura attack from a centuries-
old succubus masquerading as a sweet child.
Photograph: justinbieber/Instagram

Among 816 women who stored eggs in 2014, most common reason was lack of male partner, HFEA study finds.

Wednesday 23 March 2016 14.17 GMT
The number of women choosing to freeze their eggs to have babies later in life has soared, figures show.
There had been a “substantial increase” in the number of women freezing their eggs, the Human Fertilisation and Embryology Authority (HFEA) found.
The most common reason given for freezing was having no male partner, according to the HFEA’s latest report.
In 2001, 29 women opted to freeze their eggs but since then there has been a sustained increase, the authority said. In 2014, 816 opted to delay motherhood and store their eggs for later use – a 25% increase on the previous year.
A third of women aged 37 and under froze their eggs because they had no male partner, with this figure rising to more than half for women aged 38 and over.
Other reasons for freezing eggs include impending medical treatment that may affect fertility – such as chemotherapy for cancer; not feeling ready for motherhood but concerned about fertility declining; the desire to delay motherhood for professional reasons; risk of injury or death, for instance for
a member of the armed forces who is about to be deployed to a war zone; or that the woman is undergoing gender reassignment.
Freezing eggs has become an increasingly popular among professional women during key stages in their careers.
Companies such as Apple and Facebook offer female workers egg freezing as a perk of their job.
Since 2001, 3,676 women have undergone the procedure, figures show. But fewer than 60 babies have been born to patients storing and thawing their eggs since 2001, the HFEA
said.
The approximate success rate of using frozen eggs was 14%, compared with an average 26% success rate of IVF using fresh eggs, it said. But the HFEA warned: “The nature of egg freezing means we may not know the true success rate for eggs frozen now for several years to come. The numbers we have now are small and should be used cautiously.”
Women are born with a pool of 1-2m eggs that decrease over time until at the menopause they in effect run out.
But it is not only the number but the quality of eggs that is reduced by the passing years. Over time, a woman’s eggs can end up with too many or too few chromosomes – the strands of packaged DNA that contain our genes. The chromosomal abnormalities lead to infertility, stillbirth or conditions such as Down’s syndrome.
“These figures send out a very clear message about egg freezing,” said the HFEA’s chair, Sally Cheshire. “While there has been much made recently about the rise in ‘social’ egg freezing, the number of frozen eggs actually being used in treatment is still extremely low.
“New freezing techniques appear to have improved the chance of future success, but it’s still too early to know that for certain, so it’s important that women don’t see freezing as a guarantee of future pregnancy.”
The HFEA’s report also shows a rise in the number of IVF cycles.
In 2014, 52,288 women had a total of 67,708 cycles of IVF, a near 5% year-on-year growth in the number of cycles.
It also noted an increase in success rates: the IVF birth rate increased slightly to 26.5% in 2013 from 25.9% the year before. Photograph: Science Photo Library/Corbis
Press Association

Nine members of the national examination board areimplicated in widespread cheating on university entrance exams

Associated Press
Thursday 24 March 2016 16.59 GMT
The Kenyan government has dissolved the national
examination board and will arrest its members after they were implicated in widespread cheating on the university entrance exams, officials said.
The cheating scandal comes as the Kenyan president, Uhuru Kenyatta, leads a high-profile campaign to combat the corruption endemic in government and society where an estimated £4.2bn ($6bn) is lost each year to graft. Education minister Fred Matiang’i said the top members of the Kenya National Examination Council had all been
implicated in what he called “unprecedented cheating” in this year’s exams. Internal security minister Joseph Nkaissery ordered the arrest of nine members of the board. Half a million high school students sit the exams annually and
last year the results of 5,101 candidates were cancelled because of cheating. Investigations by local media suggest there were many more cases.
Kilemi Mwiria, Kenyatta’s adviser on education, said the cheating in schools was a crisis, with teachers helping students to cheat and parents buying examination papers.
“This is a reflection of our society – we glorify thieves –
young people say they will do anything to make it,” he said earlier this month in a TV interview. “Everybody steals from the other one – the pastors are stealing from their flock, the policemen are stealing from everybody else ... and that is what the young people see and everybody seems to believe
you have to cheat to succeed.”
Kenyatta has now appointed former University of Nairobi vice-chancellor George Magoha as the new chairman of the examinations board to lead the clean up.
Kenyatta took office in April 2013 and has repeatedly promised to eradicate rampant corruption. Despite firing six ministers, critics say he is not doing enough and the worst
offenders remain free.

Jamie Jackson
@JamieJackson___
Wednesday 23 March 2016 22.30 GMT
Uefa is considering a major revamp of the Champions League, which could involve cutting the group stage to 16teams. The move is being driven by continental clubs’concern that they are being left behind by huge revenues generated by the Premier League and the revised format could mean smaller teams having a reduced presence in the group
phase.
Sources at a major Premier
League club say the group stage could be split into
what would effectively be two mini super-leagues.
Uefa is expected to announce any changes next season, before the sale of the next cycle of commercial deals. As the Champions League is in the first term of a three-year rights contract it would be difficult for any changes to be implemented until after the 2017-18 edition.
A Uefa spokesperson told the Guardian: “Uefa is in constant contact with all stakeholders, including the clubs, on all football matters. Therefore, any plans to evolve the format of our club competitions would be coordinated and negotiated together with them. There are currently no concrete proposals on the table since we are at the beginning of a new cycle
(2015-18) of our club competitions.”
The transformation of the Champions League might also include more knockout rounds before the revamped group phase. The top 16 seeds might enter the competition in the last 32, where they would not be able to draw each other. The
established continental clubs believe this would allow them a better chance of avoiding lesser teams at the group stage, which in an eight-team format would mean 14 matches, played home and away.
An example cited during discussions with Uefa came in 2008-09 when Real Madrid were drawn in a group that included Bate Borisov. The ties between the two sides attracted low viewing figures and there is a firm desire to avoid repeats in the future by having more high-profile games, generating a bigger income. The Premier League’s record new domestic broadcast deal from next year of £5.14bn – plus an expected further £2.37bn from overseas rights – is causing concern. The budgets of all
20 Premier League teams will be greater than most of their overseas counterparts who compete at the top end of their domestic leagues.
Next season, the side relegated bottom from the Premier League will receive £100m, as much as Chelsea received when claiming the title in May. The champions in May 2017 will be rewarded with prize-money of around £150m. When monies from ticket
sales and commercial deals, each worth £15-20m, are factored in, then Aston Villa, who are likely to be
relegated this season, would receive a reward of around £140m next season, nearly three
times the budget of many continental clubs. La Liga’s Sevilla, for example, operate on around £50m a year. Winning the Champions League offers a reward of £40-50m, a third of the prize money received by next year’s Premier League
champions.
The possible move to a larger group format could be seen as a first step towards a European Super League. At the start of the month senior executives from Chelsea, Manchester United,Manchester City, Arsenal and Liverpool, the Premier League’s “big five” met in London to discuss the Champions
League with the American sports executive Charlie Stillitano, chairman of Relevent Sports, which organises of the close season International Champions Cup. The clubs were forced
to deny there are plans for a breakaway European Super League.
But two days later Stillitano suggested a change to the Champions League might be for it to become a closed shop.
“What would Manchester United argue: did we create soccer or did Leicester create [it]?” said Stillitano. “Let’s call it the money pot created by soccer and the fandom around the world. Who has had more of an integral role, Manchester United or Leicester? It’s a wonderful, wonderful story – but
you could see it from Manchester United’s point of view, too.
It’s the age-old argument: US sports franchises [which do not have relegation] versus what they have in Europe.”

Jamie Jackson
@JamieJackson___
Wednesday 23 March 2016 22.30 GMT
Uefa is considering a major revamp of the Champions League, which could involve cutting the group stage to 16teams. The move is being driven by continental clubs’concern that they are being left behind by huge revenues generated by the Premier League and the revised format could mean smaller teams having a reduced presence in the group
phase.
Sources at a major Premier
League club say the group stage could be split into
what would effectively be two mini super-leagues.
Uefa is expected to announce any changes next season, before the sale of the next cycle of commercial deals. As the Champions League is in the first term of a three-year rights contract it would be difficult for any changes to be implemented until after the 2017-18 edition.
A Uefa spokesperson told the Guardian: “Uefa is in constant contact with all stakeholders, including the clubs, on all football matters. Therefore, any plans to evolve the format of our club competitions would be coordinated and negotiated together with them. There are currently no concrete proposals on the table since we are at the beginning of a new cycle
(2015-18) of our club competitions.”
The transformation of the Champions League might also include more knockout rounds before the revamped group phase. The top 16 seeds might enter the competition in the last 32, where they would not be able to draw each other. The
established continental clubs believe this would allow them a better chance of avoiding lesser teams at the group stage, which in an eight-team format would mean 14 matches, played home and away.
An example cited during discussions with Uefa came in 2008-09 when Real Madrid were drawn in a group that included Bate Borisov. The ties between the two sides attracted low viewing figures and there is a firm desire to avoid repeats in the future by having more high-profile games, generating a bigger income. The Premier League’s record new domestic broadcast deal from next year of £5.14bn – plus an expected further £2.37bn from overseas rights – is causing concern. The budgets of all
20 Premier League teams will be greater than most of their overseas counterparts who compete at the top end of their domestic leagues.
Next season, the side relegated bottom from the Premier League will receive £100m, as much as Chelsea received when claiming the title in May. The champions in May 2017 will be rewarded with prize-money of around £150m. When monies from ticket
sales and commercial deals, each worth £15-20m, are factored in, then Aston Villa, who are likely to be
relegated this season, would receive a reward of around £140m next season, nearly three
times the budget of many continental clubs. La Liga’s Sevilla, for example, operate on around £50m a year. Winning the Champions League offers a reward of £40-50m, a third of the prize money received by next year’s Premier League
champions.
The possible move to a larger group format could be seen as a first step towards a European Super League. At the start of the month senior executives from Chelsea, Manchester United,Manchester City, Arsenal and Liverpool, the Premier League’s “big five” met in London to discuss the Champions
League with the American sports executive Charlie Stillitano, chairman of Relevent Sports, which organises of the close season International Champions Cup. The clubs were forced
to deny there are plans for a breakaway European Super League.
But two days later Stillitano suggested a change to the Champions League might be for it to become a closed shop.
“What would Manchester United argue: did we create soccer or did Leicester create [it]?” said Stillitano. “Let’s call it the money pot created by soccer and the fandom around the world. Who has had more of an integral role, Manchester United or Leicester? It’s a wonderful, wonderful story – but
you could see it from Manchester United’s point of view, too.
It’s the age-old argument: US sports franchises [which do not have relegation] versus what they have in Europe.”

Jusmudi:
Scilicet et spiritum tuum

seminarians in d house

Ada9103:
"Faints"

u will not faint, u don't av 2 wish urself bad things

Ada9103:
Adaure

pls I wud lyk 2 kn u more

Ada9103:
That's the issh, I don't even know

ok ooo, ur name is adaobi right

Ada9103:
Wonderful

what's wonderful there

princdebola201:
Can somebody get me the number of that Lady on pink ,her hips and Ass can wake an impotent Dick..

village champion

menabae:
Hmmm,looking great...

he really is

madridguy:
Just reading it now bro, so sad.

am a die hard madrid fan, buh dz guys really misbehaved

madridguy:
Just reading it now bro, so sad.

am a die hard madrid fan, buh dz guys really misbehaved

madridguy:
Just reading it now bro, so sad.

am a die hard madrid fan, buh dz guys really misbehaved

Ronaldo n messi should send money for d guys burial then. Madridguy come see wetin ur fellow fan don do ooo make u no go copy dem

slap1:
She should have included my name.
You killed yourself and you're blaming innocent people.

I don't kn y someone will av to kill herself because of selfish love.

Daddy(d boyfriend) n Tola should be held responsible indeed, what of d tramadol that u took in excess?

I pity my very good friend eby, I pray jamb will still issue out +40 marks to dz guys

World's Largest Aircraft Set For UK Test Flight 12:09, UK, Sunday 06 March 2016 By Tom Cheshire, Technology Correspondent The longest aircraft in the world is preparing for its first test flight in a few weeks' time. The Airlander 10 is a cross between an airship and an aeroplane. It generates lift aerostatically through being filled with helium, and aerodynamically thanks to its unique-looking wing shape. Because it's heavier than air, the 20-ton craft can land without tethers on most surfaces, including water. Hybrid Air Vehicles, the makers of the Airlander 10 and based in Bedford, anticipate commercial uses such as leisure cruises, persistent, airbone research and for cargo to hard-to-reach places. The Airlander 10 is a cross between an airship and an aeroplane It can carry up to 10 tons and could be fitted to transport 48 passengers, flying for five days continuously, cruising at 80 knots (92mph). The Airlander 10 was originally developed from 2009 for the US Army, which abandoned the project. Video: Giant Aircraft Set For Take-Off Hybrid Air Vehicles has plans for a 50-ton version of the Airlander. Company spokesman Chris Daniels told Sky News: "It's not an airship. It's a mix between an aeroplane, an airship with a bit of helicopter thrown in. "It uses the latest materials, it's got the latest fly-by- night technology, avionics and computer software. "It's very much an aircraft for the 21st century." But aviation expert David Learmount questioned whether there will be a big demand for it. He told Sky News: "We are not talking about a mass market products here. "We're talking about something highly specialist. It will be very useful for those who need it. "But the number of companies and organisations that are going to need something as specialist as this is not large in number."

And this very nonsense made Fp, breasts flaunting! Ds kain mods I never see

Rev kings has just met his waterloo simple.

nikkypearl:
Lol! SMH

lmaooooooo, happy sunday

jane0000:
Good.

still waiting

Okorocha is a brainless donkey

Infact ds rochas is a brainless horse! I can't still fathom y I, in my wildest imagination voted this scam.

lurlah2014:
whats the big deal about this, i do this a lot with my girl friends, kiss her boobs etc


Nigerians and their evil thinking

clap 4 urself for kissing their boobs, its no big deal, just continue

lurlah2014:
whats the big deal about this, i do this a lot with my girl friends, kiss her boobs etc


Nigerians and their evil thinking

clap 4 urself for kissing their boobs, it no big deal

nikkypearl:
Over sabi99

what does over sabi99 mean? Pls elaborate nikkypearl

Viktor Krasnov being prosecuted under a controversial law after being accused of ‘offending the sentiments of Orthodox believers’
. A Russian atheist faces a year in prison after denying the existence of God during an online exchange. Thursday 3 March 2016 03.13 GMT
A man in southern Russia faces a potential jail sentence after he was charged with insulting the feelings of religious believers over an Internet exchange in which he wrote that “there is no God”. Viktor Krasnov, 38, who appeared in court Wednesday, is being prosecuted under a controversial 2013 law that was introduced after punk art group Pussy Riots was jailed for a performance in Moscow’s main cathedral, his lawyer Andrei Sabinin told AFP. The charges – which carry a maximum one-year jail sentence – centre on an Internet exchange that Krasnov was involved in in 2014 on a humorous local website in his hometown of Stavropol. “If I say that the collection of Jewish fairytales entitled the Bible is complete bullshit, that is that. At least for me,” Krasnov wrote, adding later “there is no God!” One of the young people involved in the dispute with Krasnov then lodged a complaint against him accusing him of “ offending the sentiments of Orthodox believers”. Krasnov, whose case began last month, spent one month in a psychiatric ward last year undergoing psychiatric examinations before he was finally deemed to be sane. Krasnov’s lawyer insisted to AFP that his client was “simply an atheist” and that he had taken aim at both “Halloween and yiddish holidays” in the same exchange.